Singing operas and fooling ghosts

The boy chatted with the ghost for a while, then asked, "How did you die?"

The boy hesitated for a while: "If others know how you died, they will know how to deal with you. You should die if you die and don't understand the rules."

"However, you can't say that when you die, you can return to your body for a moment and tell this matter."

But I saw a middle-aged woman next to me with a look of alertness and pulled the little ghost back: "When you are alive, you are careless and burn your brain. If you die, you won't worry about your mother."

"He's not a bad guy."

"Is he a bad ghost? Do you recognize him clearly?"

It seems that ghosts are transformed by humans and retain some of their habits.

The little guy couldn't listen to the scolding. Maybe the boy was pretty and became attractive unconsciously, or he had a natural affinity.

In the sky, there was no longer a dark patch, as if it was a curtain, but a moon appeared.

But the color is not very right. The color of the moon is blue. The blue one does not look like the moon, but rather like the "blue star".

The boy thought: "Am I now on a moon-like moon-like satellite?"

Under the light of the blue moon, these ghosts seemed to have begun to lose their minds and dared not go on stage to fight, but some of them fought off the stage.

A pig-headed and human-body evil ghost was just eating tribute pastries, but the next second he took a scarlet knife and stabbed a ghost next to him.

The boy felt cold and didn't bother to inquire about the news from the ghost, but saw that the ghost next to him had rushed forward and wanted to hold the ghost down, and there were actually seven or eight strong men.

Holding hands, feet, and back, a ghost who looks like a short old man snatched the knife in his hand.

The ghost that was held down completely turned into a pig, screaming shrillly, stabbed the neck by the old man, released blood, and then broke the belly.

One by one, the ghosts immediately drooled down the corners of their mouths, watching the untied "pork" being divided up by several big men and old men...

But I ate raw and chewed, and my face was covered with blood.

However, the incense on the boy's mouth was about to go out, and the red rope on his feet became tighter and tighter.

The next moment, the last bit of incense burned, and the boy was about to return to his body.

But the little devil who had just chatted with me touched the red line on his feet and found his body sitting cross-legged under the altar.

He exudes covetous expression: "Living...Living..."

However, just as he was about to pounce on his body, a magic power flew out from the eyes of Master Xu Tian on the altar to knock the little ghost away.

The boy successfully returned to his body.

Then I felt dizzy, the fragrance on my mouth fell, and a bitter smell circulated in my mouth.

"This tribute pastry is not something that ghosts can't eat. If you eat it, you will easily lose yourself. I just ate it, and there is a sense of resentment coming from the inside out. Am I really a ghost? Not a human?" The boy looked at his feet again.

Under the illumination of the blue moon, I had a shadow, and there were two. I looked at the people singing on the stage, only one.

"This is not right."

"It's too dangerous here, I have to leave."

But a large group of ghosts outside surrounded the place and could only wait for dawn to find a chance to leave.

But I saw the fairy girl singing, and blood suddenly dripped from her white fairy skirt. At the same time, the baby Wang Luo in her arms was crying.

At the middle of the night, the baby cried and was still on the stage.

Should I continue to perform this drama or not?

Once the mouth is opened, you cannot stop.

Boss Chen winked at Little Lizi.

Little Lizi then went to the stage with a gesture, and opened his mouth to change the play: "The Immortal Girl, the Jade Emperor, I am grateful for your true feelings. I want to bring my son-in-law to the sky to enjoy the blessing!"

“………”

"It's so great! I'm about to present a gift to the Queen Mother."

But he put Wang Luoyin in the boy's hand and sang Magu to celebrate his birthday.

Boss Chen also came off the stage, but the "ghosts" who sang opera were inexplicably confused.

Before he could figure it out, Boss Chen became the "Queen Mother" while working as the "Queen Mother".

The boy holding the child felt a chill.

"Coffin?" looked down and said, "I also delivered a coffin."

Then there was another confusion: "I was a student who studied traditional Chinese medicine before, how could I deliver a baby to others?"

The child has weak yang energy and cries constantly, so he must have seen those dirty things.

The boy twisted the soil on the ground, spitted a little saliva, then wiped the child's forehead, and blew three more breaths: "Blow the eyes and ask the Great Wind Immortal Master to come, Xiao Feng Immortal Master to come, come quickly, Feng Immortal Went to go away without a trace. Blow the wind eyes, blow the fire eyes, blow the water, blow the wood, blow the gold. Blow the year evil, blow the moon evil, blow the sun evil; blow the ghost evil, blow the one hundred and twenty-four evil spirits."

The child stopped being shocked and stopped making trouble, but the boy became even more confused about himself: "Why did you recite such a spell directly?"

On the stage, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were on the same stage. Those ghosts who were daughters dared not be presumptuous, so they did not stop.

Magu couldn't sing for long, and not long after, the two supporting roles also stepped down.

Zheng Zha said to the young man with a cold sweat on his face, "Boss Chen just said on stage that you want you to wear the Monkey King's outfit and go on stage to perform a big trouble for the Peach Banquet!"

The boy pointed at his mouth and said that he was "dumb".

But he didn't expect that Zheng Zha said, "You don't have to talk, just take the stick and beat the seven fairies."

After saying that, he took out the Monkey King's outfit from the box and put it on for the boy.

From the fairy girl sending her child to Magu's birthday, to the Peach Banquet, this play is also a hodgepodge.

It’s simply a “fooling”, otherwise I shouldn’t eat this pear garden rice.

And if you want to "beat the Seven Fairies", there is no such show in the Peach Banquet.

I think it was Boss Chen who wanted to knock the ghost off the stage.

These ghosts turned into seven fairies as they watched the singing "Immortal Girl Sends Children" and sang along with them. After they finished singing, they would take Dong Yong, the Hundred Flowers Fairy Girl, and their son to be ranked in the immortal class.

Of course, those who sing on stage will die.

People sing operas to ghosts, and ghosts sing operas to others.

Boss Chen is also experienced when he dares to eat this bowl of rice.

We simply wanted to carry forward the spirit of "Guan Gong Fighting Qin Qiong" and use a stick to beat the Seven Fairies.

The young man was wearing the Monkey King's outfit and just took a walk, then he rolled onto the stage.

Golden Monkey beats the Seven Fairies with a Stick.

You look at the stick, thick, big and long.

Xiao Li waved his big stick and hit one of the female ghosts with one stick.

"Wow!"

The female ghost felt that her waist was broken, and she turned from a seven fairy to a seven spider spirit, with her teeth and claws spreading, and she grabbed the boy wildly.

Boss Chen took the opportunity to pull Dong Yong off the stage...

But the drama not only did not disconnect, but became more lively.

The boy took the golden cudgel and danced brilliantly, knocking the female ghost or the banshee off the stage.

The female ghost was about to go to the stage, and suddenly another person looked like Erlang Shen. She came on stage and started fighting with the boy.
Chapter completed!