The enemy of iron fist (87)
Looking at Jade's particularly serious expression, Teresa became serious.
She fell into deep thought.
"It makes sense that the model of strong artificial intelligence in dating should be different from that of ordinary humans - it is really an ordinary person, and it is impossible for us to cheat Liuli from our family. Therefore, I must have an in-depth understanding of this model to expose the scam of the boxing champion, the big pig's hoof."
Teresa paced back and forth in the wine cellar, thinking for a while, her little face collapsed again, "Jiacui, the plan you mentioned is not practical. Should I go directly to the boxing champion and ask him how he lied to the girl?"
"Isn't it possible?"
Jade said seriously, "The boxing champion is good friends with you and has taught you a lot of magic. You can approach him as a friend, and after inquiring about the news, you will fight back. Isn't it okay?"
"Of course not. If I endure it all the way, it would be fine. But just now I was angry and settled the score with the boxing champion, but now I went to him as a friend as if nothing had happened, and asked for the secrets for pursuing girls. Wouldn't it be strange? He would tell me that he had just seen a ghost!"
Teresa was distressed, "Oh, it's all my fault. It would be great if I didn't have such a hurry to light the cannon out."
"That's right."
Jade walked quietly behind Teresa, and the liquid metal fiber hand raised to the most comfortable temperature of human beings. He gently pressed Teresa's temple like a feather, and helped her massage it slowly.
Teresa has become accustomed to enjoying the service of jade during this period and is humming comfortably.
"Stop blaming yourself. You can't blame you. It's all my bad idea."
Jade took the opportunity to come to Teresa's ear and whispered, "I'm sorry, Captain, my bad idea often tricks you, but please believe that I didn't mean it. I just did something bad, I just did it with good intentions, just a person who sleeps for too long and loses most of the core data, and fails from time to time, which is very useless artificial intelligence."
Theresa was embarrassed to say that.
"Don't say that, it's all a trivial matter. I, a man like me, is used to the strong winds and waves, so how can I take it to my heart?"
Theresa waved her little hand and suddenly thought of something, her eyes widened in an instant, "Wait, what did you say just now, say you are..."
"I am a very useless artificial intelligence that often makes mistakes, is confused and is useless." Jade said with his head down.
"No, no, no, the previous one is not important, the last four words are the key, Jade, you are also artificial intelligence, just like the boxing champion!" Teresa jumped up happily, as if she had discovered a blind spot.
Jade's expression was a little confused: "So what?"
"So, you can do those tricks that boxing champions can do, ten thousand ways to deceive girls, etc., right?"
Theresa patted Jade's shoulder excitedly, "Oh, I'm searching for it without any effort. We don't have to lurk beside the boxing champion and look for you directly, and you'll know everything?"
Jade hesitated: "This..."
"Stop this and that, be more refreshed!"
Teresa said, "Come on, Jade, tell me all the ten thousand ways your artificial intelligence can deceive girls!"
"I won't."
Jade lowered her eyes and said with some displeasure, "Captain, please don't confuse me with the boxing champion. He is an evil strong artificial intelligence. Although I am a little stupid, I am a kind strong artificial intelligence. Only evil artificial intelligence will deceive girls. Our kind artificial intelligence, if we want to fall in love, we will never use deception methods, and we will give our sincerity."
"Okay, okay, it's my fault. Don't show such a resentful expression, okay? Our family is awesome jade, ten thousand times better than the big pig's hoof of the boxing champion."
Teresa said, "Then you give your sincerity and tell me in detail about your previous love method. Is this OK?"
“This is useless.”
Jade still shook his head, "The power of language is pale. Just talking, there is not much difference between our love and human beings. It is nothing more than eating, sending flowers, shopping, etc., and there are a lot of details that can only be understood but not expressed in words.
"Also, I have been dormant for so long, and a lot of emotional data has been lost. I can't remember many advanced methods at once. I'm afraid that only by really having a relationship can I think of it.
"So, sorry, Captain, I can't help you."
"Don't, don't do this, jade, my good jade!"
Teresa finally found hope for a counterattack, how could she give up easily? She grabbed Jade's hand like a scoundrel and shook it around, and said coquettishly, "Help me, just help me, and they know that you are the kindest and smartest artificial intelligence in the whole universe. You will definitely remember all the ways to pursue girls!
"As for the details that can only be understood but not expressed, by the way, just talk about it and not practice fake styles, otherwise, you can use all the methods on me, how about it?"
Jade is fixed.
It seemed as if he was shocked by Teresa's wonderful idea.
"How can this... be possible?"
Jade shook his head and said firmly, "I can't deceive your feelings."
"Nonsense, our Liuli is a ignorant little girl. The boxing champion takes advantage of her ignorance. This is called deception."
Theresa waved her fist, "But Jade, you are so kind and honest, you have told me, who have experienced many battles, and I took the initiative to ask you to perform. How can this be called deception? This is called love and willingness.
"Yes, I feel more and more that I am simply a genius and can come up with such a good idea.
"First of all, this kind of personal experience is definitely more powerful than language, and can help me master the artificial intelligence pattern of dating.
"Secondly, you have lost a lot of emotional data. It doesn't matter. I'll help you find it together. The boxing champion has ten thousand ways to deceive girls. We can figure it out ten thousand and one of them together, which is definitely better than him.
"Third, the most important thing is that Liuli and I have a common language! You see, when I go to Liuli and say that I am also with an artificial intelligence, there will be many topics to talk about. After all, with such a taboo love, there are only two pairs of us and Liuli in the entire Pangu universe, right?
"As I chatted, I naturally told Liuli about some emotional scams of artificial intelligence. She would not think that I was talking on paper, or using your kindness to contrast the evil of the boxing champion, and she would definitely save Liuli from the fire pit!"
Jade listened quietly, without comment.
"Hey, say something, is it OK?" Theresa pouted.
"It sounds a bit reasonable, but there is a small problem." Jade said.
"What's the problem?" Theresa blinked.
"I don't want to." Jade said lightly.
"Why? Jade, aren't you willing to help me?" Theresa felt aggrieved.
"I am a kind artificial intelligence. I may be a bit stupid, but I am also very stubborn. In any case, I cannot deceive a human, especially my captain's feelings."
Jade said, "And, when we are in love with artificial intelligence, many tricks are very lethal. I'm afraid you won't be able to support it and get hurt.
"I can't deceive and hurt my captain. This is a rule that writes into my lowest logic. I can't break through it. Sorry, Captain."
"Oh, why are you so stupid? It's not a deception, but a love for you!"
Teresa was so anxious that she jumped, "And, don't you believe me so much? I'm the Star Sea Cannon King Hante. How many girls have I picked up? I haven't seen any scenes before. I'm afraid that your tricks will be hurt. Just kidding!
"Come on, Jade, it's fine if you don't mention it today. Since you've said that, you must do it all on me. I want to see what methods do you have in your artificial intelligence!"
No matter what she said, Jade turned around and ignored her.
She was still swaying, and Jade simply packed up the wine glasses and bottles scattered all over the floor and prepared to leave the wine cellar.
"Don't leave, Jade!"
Teresa was anxious, "Is it really not possible? Are you really forced to do it so much? Can't you really help me at all?"
"It really doesn't work. I won't break the precepts."
Jade had twisted his waist, walked to the door, paused, and said, "Unless, you ordered me as a captain, to perform this matter as a combat mission of Jade - combat orders are the highest-level commands, enough to override all laws."
"Yes, why didn't I expect it!"
The drunken magical beauty knocked her head hard, put her hands on her hips, and said proudly, "I will now order you as the captain of the Jade, Jade, stop being too lazy, quickly use all your means of deceiveing girls...ah!"
Before the last word was finished, it turned into a scream.
However, Jade retreated with incredible agility, beat the slightly drunk Teresa and hugged the princess.
"Gudu."
Jade took a sip of wine.
A doting smile appeared on a mature and intellectual face.
"I really can't do anything to you. My Captain, then let's start, the 1,352 tricks of artificial intelligence to talk about love."
She took another sip of wine.
But I didn't swallow it.
The crystal wine is stained with augmented lips and is as gorgeous as rubies.
Theresa looked at her, feeling a little nervous, and stuttered: "Wait, why not start with the first move?"
"Because, I personally prefer this trick, Captain."
Chapter completed!