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Chapter 136 You actually attacked!

There was a solemn atmosphere in the room.

There is no wind because the windows are closed.

Diana and I each held a pillow and stared at each other at a very close distance.

I spoke first with a low tone: You shouldn't have come.

But I came still. Luwei stuck for a moment and replied with a fluctuating expression: Take action.

I shook my head and said: It's not OK.

Why not? Luvika asked back.

Because your heart has not calmed down yet. I took a deep breath and said this extremely shameful and nonsensical statement.

Luweika frowned and looked at me up and down. In the end, she couldn't continue to follow up the inexplicable lines. She interrupted the story: Do you humans must recite such a weird opening remark before the competition?

I nodded, pretending to look up at the ceiling to avoid the possibility of lying that Luweika could see through, or that since I pulled out the pillow competition, I have been deliberately making special moves to avoid the opportunity of intersecting my eyes: Yes, this is to commemorate the first pair of two players participating in this competition at that time. At that time, they stood on the athletic stage and stared at each other, and before taking action, they said this famous quote that has been passed down through the ages.

One of these two people was named Ximen and the other was Ye. They fought the Forbidden City Top of the Forbidden City in a decisive battle and it turned into a sports competition. The original sword-making process also turned into two masters fighting each other with pillows.

On the night of the full moon, the top of the Forbidden City, a sword... Cough, a pillow came from the west, and the immortal flying from the sky. I carried the desolate appearance of a pretender, but in order to dodge Lu Weika's eyes: the battle was so hard that the sky was collapsed, but in the end, under the deliberate concessions of Ye Gucheng, Ximen Chuxue learned the highest secret of having no pillow in his hand and having a pillow in his heart in the game. He carried the hope of Ye Gucheng's future and became the world-famous king of pillow battles.

So that's it. After being pulled for too long, Luvika actually used a pillow as a cushion and sat on her legs holding her head and sounded the story.

So before the competition officially begins, we will make the final confirmation. Of course, we cannot say that everything just now is fooling others. The skill refers to pillow battle as a great competition, so I naturally have to show respect for this sport.

OK. After hearing what I said, Luvika stood up again.

Rule 1: Other attack methods should not be used except for pillows.

I agree.

Rule 2: As a strong side, you must suppress your strength to the same level as me to show that the game is fair.

I agree.

Rule 3: There are two ways to determine the outcome. One is to hit the opponent three times with a pillow, and the other is to successfully seize the opponent's pillow. Once the conditions for victory are met, you have to stop anyway.

I agree.

The reason why there is Rule Three is that even if I control the power output, Luweika still has the physical strength like a perpetual motion machine. If she really uses a pillow as a weapon, I think even if she stands and asks me to fight, even if I fight until I die, the other party will not fall down. Therefore, this system of quick battle and quick decision was adopted.

In fact, if you are willing to spend time setting it, it is not difficult to come up with more rigorous rules, but it is not my intention to spend a lot of effort on a lie, so compared with the relevant origins of the competition, it is inevitable that it will appear to be a slash.

So as a bet, if you can win, I will write a song for you specifically. Although it is an arrangement, it is actually just a copy of the songs I have known in the past. For example, the anime of Creation's Archangel has been slightly adapted, whether it is the theme song of the first or second season, it is actually quite suitable to give it to Luvika.

Luweika nodded in recognition of my bet and said: If you can win, then I will give you the over-knee socks on my body.

After hearing Lu Weika say this, I wanted to bring up this topic, but then I found something wrong with the other party’s words just now, and quickly said in surprise: Wait, why are you over-knee socks?!

I heard the rumors that you like to collect personal items from the opposite sex. Luweika's face did not have any special expression changes, but it was not difficult to hear from her tone that she was quite serious when she said this, not joking.

Who is the spreader of this rumor? He doesn't even have to think about it. He will not choose others except Sano.

I don't have any interest in this regard! For the sake of my own little moral integrity, I have to clarify this rumor anyway.

This thing has powerful power because I have been wearing it for a long time.

No, you have given me something similar before if you really want to say it. It is the one that is now united with me.

, This time I came with over-knee socks. Could it be that Luweika, are you looking forward to one day I will collect five items and completely transform into Saint Seiya Xiaoqiang?

Having said that, if you don’t mention the appearance, Luweika’s clothes are all sub-artifacts. If you think about common sense, let’s not talk about the artifacts for now, even the higher churches in another world may not have a complete sub-artifact suit. If you can really borrow the clothes on Luweika to wear them, wouldn’t even be the world’s strongest man in an instant?

He shook his head hard and drove this tempting idea out of his mind. Perhaps doing this will indeed make me transform into a war god, but it is better to save money to transform into women's clothing. If he really did this, let alone moral integrity, even the dignity of men would be broken.

, How can I confuse it? Luvika tangles in strange places.

At least the function is similar. I wipe my face. If I change something, I won’t mind that much, but it’s all about peeling clothes from the opposite sex to equip it: in short, you should change the same bet.

Seeing my strong request, Luvika had to change the prize according to my wishes: Well, since you hope so, I would add a pair of over-knee socks.

You didn't understand what I meant at all! What I was struggling with was not the number of things! A pair of over-knee socks and a pair of over-knee socks are still the same thing in essence, and you were only planning to give me one before. Even if I really transformed, wearing only one socks would make the picture even more weird.

Listening to what I said, Luweika suddenly paused, as if she suddenly realized: I understand, is it true that what you want?

Ha? I made a strange confusion, and I couldn't understand what Luvika was referring to.

No need to say much, according to biological habits, it is not a shame for you to desire to mate with me... So that's what you mentioned is not suitable for blunt words. Speaking of this, Lu Weika suddenly restrains her expression and said seriously: Even if you are my ally, if you usually make such a request to me, I will not agree, but if you exchange it as a reward for a bet, it would not be so impossible.

I felt speechless about Luvika's brain-enhancing ability. I could only say that I didn't expect that the Seraph was quite narcissistic. Seeing the other party muttering to himself, I decisively gave him a pillow on the other party's head.

It's so despicable, you actually attacked!

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Miscellaneous talk:

Today is updated a little later, tomorrow, you may need to go out...

Because I am not sure whether it can be updated, I would like to ask for leave for insurance.
Chapter completed!
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