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Chapter 82 I Name It Happy Undead Meal

During the usual dinner time, the ones sitting on the dining table from left to right were: Sano, I, Diana with a paper bag on my head, and Luvika, who was inexplicably depressed.

As for where the complaints in the above words are, I don’t need to say much.

Diyana, I said, what's wrong with your outfit? Since I ate fast food at noon, I inevitably have some nutritional shortcomings, so I adopted the Western food model at night. I also took the time between ordering and serving the food and asked Diyana.

The dress was still wearing armor for service hours, but there was a brown paper bag on his head that was large enough to cover the entire face. There were traces of unfamiliar processing on the paper bag.

What happened this afternoon made me face your face without a face. The voice came from under the paper bag.

But it’s not reasonable to wear a paper bag during mealtime? I looked at the two round holes dug out of the paper bag in the eyes. Diana’s circle was not very standard. From a geometric perspective, the more I looked at it, the more I felt that it should be classified as a tetragon.

You said that. Starting from the etiquette part really worked. Diana, who was convinced by me, finally took off the paper bag and exposed the mask on her head.

Are you transformed into a hero?! I almost squirted out a sip of water. Although it is a usual old joke in comics, I never thought I could see this kind of development in real scenes.

Sorry, this is the limit at the moment...Diana trembled her shoulders, as if she was suppressing some emotion that was about to explode.

Forget it, if it really doesn't work, just wear it. I pinched the corners of my eyes with my right thumb and index finger, showing a tired look. Diana's upper limit of shame was much lower than I expected. Although a trauma treatment solution flashed through my mind in an instant, and on the other hand, I used comics to draw a heroic story called the Mask of the Horse, but with my understanding of Diana, doing so would probably only deepen her condition.

Lord, what happened to your arm compared to my affairs? I let Diana go, but it doesn’t mean that the other party will make the same decision. Diana keenly captured the gauze attached to my arm.

Well, the gauze is actually quite large. Basically, as long as you are not blind, it will only be a matter of time before you pay attention.

Hearing the words of arms, Luweika, who was originally sitting beside him, suddenly shook his body, and then he spoke with a rare slightest voice: Sorry, this is me...

It's nothing. When I was working in the office, I accidentally scratched the tip of the pen. I interrupted Luvika with a louder volume and put my arm on the table so that Seno and Diana could see clearly. After a while, I took it back under the table: Look, it's no big deal.

Lord, you are too careless and neglectful... No, I am very sorry, today I am not qualified to impeach you. Diana suddenly hit the table with her forehead and made a loud noise: All this is my fault, it is all my fault, it is my fault that I did not set an example, which made Lord, you also negligently injured.

Seeing that Diana had signs of collapse, Luvika's trembling became more obvious because of the continuous arrows. A drop of sweat couldn't help but slide down my forehead.

Sano, you have eaten something special today, so I didn't give you a menu just now. I took a deep breath, quickly diverted my attention, patted my hands twice, and signaled the Dark Priest to send Sano's meal first.

Lord Demon King, usually the anger contained in the cooked food will be lost in large quantities. You don’t have to worry so much, let alone the undead people do not have the need to eat like ordinary creatures. Seno brought out the same words as before, but he did not refuse my behavior of preparing food for her. However, since he had contact with me, he also added a new line: If you really want to say it, the source of nutrition is mainly from Lord Demon King, if you can increase the number of times at night...

Stop, don’t talk about sleeping at the dining table, I still want to keep some appetite.

Pity.

When I stopped Seno, the Dark Priest finally got the special dinner prepared for Seno, and of course the salad also came with the special meal.

Lord Demon King, is this a fast food? What the Dark Priest gave Seno was not the food served on the dining plate, but a lunch box with black as the color base and a red smile on it. At the same time, the handle above the lunch box was deliberately made into an m-shaped shape.

Yes, but it was not listed on the noon menu. I used a fork to raise dark green fruit that tasted similar to tomatoes and solemnly introduced: I named it the Happy Undead Meal.

Happy Undead Meal? This time, not only Sano, but also Luvica and Diana repeated the name of the meal in unison.

In fact, to put it bluntly, it is just a replica of McDonald's Happy Children's Meal. However, the red with joyful appearance was replaced by creepy black, and the yellow upward smile was also changed to a bloody mouth. I don't know if it was done by the dark priest deliberately. There were several red lines pulling down at the corner of his smile. From a distance, it looked like the bloodshot left behind by the carnivore just finished eating, because he had no time to clean it up.

Open it and take a look. While I was having a meal, I didn't forget to urge Seno.

Sano followed my instructions to open the lunch box and took out the burger, fries, chicken nuggets and a drink from it.

At first glance, it is no different from the ordinary package, but if it is the case, I don’t have to waste my time designing a specially equipped lunch box.

First of all, is the meat in the burger in the Happy Undead meal raw! Or use bloody meat pieces cut from living creatures as ingredients to preserve the vitality on the meat pieces to the greatest extent.

Next is the drink, which is basically a drink specially prepared for undead creatures. I don’t know how it tastes because I haven’t actually tasted it, but even Leonida, who has had a preliminary resistance to various types of **, drank it for half a night after drinking it. As a purebred human, I naturally have no blessing to absorb it.

I classified the chicken nuggets and fries as one piece to explain because I did not improve these two foods, and I just simply changed the sauce for them.

Is this the blood of Lord Demon King? As soon as I tore open the sauce pack, Sano immediately reacted and cast a surprised look at me.

There should be no problem, right? Blood contains vitality, just like semen. Since Sano can use my semen as a source of nutrition, blood should not be a problem.

As for why I don’t use semen as sauce... Hey, even if the place of origin is from my own body, I don’t want this thing to appear on the dining table. And I really don’t want to see a beautiful girl dipped in her food and stuffed it into her mouth during dinner, especially the beautiful girl who still ate with relish.

No, my subordinates were just too moved. Sano rubbed his face. Of course, not to mention squeezing out a tear, even his expression on his face did not change at all, but I could still hear her joy from his voice.

Just for it occasionally. If you like it, I want to use it as your monthly salary. I stood up and took the lunch box from the table, reached out and fumbled it in it, found the mezzanine that had been deliberately designed before, opened it, took out a wood carving one-third of the size of the palm from it, and handed it to Sano: there were other surprises inside after opening it.

Sano took the wood sculpture and suddenly pursed his lips: Lord Demon King, this is...

Your Q-version doll woodcarving, the Happy Meal comes with a toy, which is a tradition. I shrugged and didn't forget to mention it: By the way, the head is detachable.

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