Chapter 214 pretending to be a ghost
"The way to keep the whole world convinced?" Huo Yi repeated it and asked, "What way?"
Zhang Zhi did not answer, but turned to Zhao Quan, Zhu Xiang and others and asked, "Zhao Quan, Zhu Xiang, do you still remember that I told you, where did my instant noodles and lunch meat come from?"
Before Zhang Zhi finished speaking, Shan Tao and many Han military civil and military officials all raised their ears, and Zhao Quan and Zhu Xiangze replied together: "Of course I remember, how can I forget this?"
"Then tell everyone present, where our instant noodles and lunch meat came from."
Zhang Zhi's words surprised Shan Tao and also made the Han army officials who had been curious about this for a long time, and were excited. They quickly turned their eyes to Zhao Quan and Zhu Xiang. Zhao Quan was shocked and said, "Last General, we have made a poisonous oath in front of you. We must keep this matter in our hearts forever and never tell others to know."
"Tell me, I agree with you, it's not your violation of your oath." Zhang Zhi ordered: "Tell General Huo and others, and also tell everyone present where our instant noodles and lunch meat came from."
At Zhang Zhi's repeated requests, Zhao Quancai said: "Our instant noodles and lunch meat were given by Prime Minister Zhuge. In order to help our Han Dynasty restore the country, Prime Minister Zhuge specially gave you a divine power, so that the Later General could take out the instant noodles and lunch meat he gave you in any place without anyone else."
"So we don't transport any food and grass when we march and fight." Zhu Xiang added: "Just find a place without people, or use cloth to surround a place so that others can't see it. Then General, you can take out instant noodles and lunch meat."
Before Zhao Quan and Zhu Xiang finished speaking, the Han military and civil servants present were already in a big uproar. Shan Tao was even more stunned and could not believe that the Han army's instant noodles and lunch meat were actually made like this. Zhang Zhize ordered: "Ying Jing, Yin Jing, listen to me."
After the venue finally calmed down, Zhang Zhi also said: "Everyone, now you finally know where our instant noodles and lunch meat come from? You also know why we don't have to bring food and grass when we march and fight, right? The answer is one. These things were given to us by Prime Minister Zhuge and helped us revive the great man."
"Hou General, is it so good?" Huo Yi stood up and said in surprise: "Is instant noodles and lunch meat really given us by the Prime Minister?"
"General Huo, where do you think you came from?" Zhang Zhi asked back, and said, "Before the Prime Minister gave me this divine power, have you ever seen instant noodles, lunch meat, candies, and candies?"
Huo Yi was speechless, still unable to believe that this was true. Zhang Zhize said: "Back to the point, now that everyone knows how instant noodles and lunch meat come from, we have a way to seek the Prime Minister's opinion. What I mean is that we might as well build an altar outside the city to offer the spiritual throne of Emperor Zhaolie, Prime Minister, General, and the other three, and then I worship them in public and ask them to give clear instructions."
"Then if Emperor Zhaolie and the Prime Minister agree to my plan, and fail to follow the tricks of the Jin people, insist on saving Your Majesty's family with force, and inherit their will to recover the Central Plains and return to Luoyang, they will ask them to make an exception and give instant noodles, lunch meat and other items in public. If they feel that there is no hope of repelling the Central Plains and we should also become vassals of the Jin people, so we ask them not to give instant noodles and lunch meat in public, then we will immediately negotiate with the Jin people and welcome King Anding back to Yizhou first."
After saying his plans, Zhang Zhi asked again: "How is it? What do you think I have the idea? Take out the instant noodles and lunch meat given to us by the Prime Minister in the sky from no one. It is the divine power given to me by the Prime Minister's Spirit in Heaven. Can I take out the instant noodles and lunch meat in front of thousands of people? It is also the final say that Emperor Zhaolie and the Prime Minister and the others have. Using this point, we can just ask their opinions. Do you think so?"
No one said anything, everyone was stunned by Zhang Zhi's amazing idea. Zhang Zhizhe was arbitrary and said, "Since we have no objection, then do it this way. Let our soldiers build an altar overnight in the northern suburbs of Chengdu, and call our soldiers and the people of Chengdu to visit tomorrow. Then I personally ascend to the altar to worship the spiritual throne of Emperor Zhaolie, Prime Minister and General in public, and ask them to make a decision on the spot. You all participate and see the decisions of Emperor Zhaolie and Prime Minister Zhuge with their own eyes."
After saying that, Zhang Zhi pointed to Shan Tao and said, "Shan Shizhong, you will also participate. If the late emperor and Zhuge Cheng agree to accept your peace talks and refuse to give instant noodles and lunch meat in public, I will immediately make a peace agreement with you and welcome back to the king of Anding."
Shan Tao quickly agreed and said in his heart: "I don't believe that instant noodles and lunch meat are lies given by Zhuge Liang. It seems that you are probably trying to find a way to give Dong Wu an explanation, and then take the opportunity to get the door to become the king of the mountain in Shu, so you came up with such words that pretend to be a ghost and perfunctory."
Seeing that no one was opposed, Zhang Zhi immediately ordered that the three thousand soldiers immediately start to transport land and build altars in the northern suburbs of Chengdu, and ordered that his decision be notified to the entire army and the whole city of Chengdu, encouraging the people of Chengdu to go outside the city to witness it in public the next day, and then ordered the meeting to leave, let everyone go back and rest for a good life, and wait for the next day to come on stage to worship.
Zhang Zhi's decision immediately caused a sensation in the entire Han army, and a sensation in the entire Chengdu city. Various rumors immediately filled the city and surrounding areas. So on the second day, the earthen altar built overnight was of course crowded with people, crowded with people watching the fun, and Han soldiers with curious faces.
In front of everyone, Zhang Zhi rarely put on the Shu Han robes, led all the Han military and civil servants in the court uniforms to the altar to worship, bow to the spiritual positions of Liu Huangshu, Zhuge Villageman and Jiang Wei, and then shouted: "The first emperor is above, the prime minister is above, and the general is above. The younger generation Zhang Zhi inherited your last wish to raise an army to restore the country, restore Hanzhong, Yizhou, and once attacked Chang'an. He entrusted your Hongfu to win consecutive battles, recapture the Central Plains and return to the capital Luoyang, is just around the corner. The Jin people used a delayed strategy to use Your Majesty as hostages to force us to stop the war with the Jin people, and at the same time they also alienated the Han and Wu alliance to gain time for their reorganization of troops."
"The melon field is plum blossoms, and the younger generation raises up to restore the country, holds great power. If you don't take the opportunity to welcome Your Majesty's blood, people will inevitably doubt the younger generation's love for power, and even have the intention of being disobedient. However, if the younger generation accepts the request of the Jin people, and conquers the Central Plains and restores the capital of Luoyang, it will inevitably be a fool. Therefore, the younger generation is incompetent, so they can only ask you to lower their divine power and make decisions for the younger generation. If you think you should not fall into the trap, you should insist on the Northern Expedition and use force to save Your Majesty's family, please give them divine objects in public to express your attitude."
"On the contrary, if you think that the younger generation is secretly selfish and refuse to welcome His Majesty's bloodline, our great man will have no hope of restoring the Central Plains and restoring the old world. Please keep silent and not give the younger generations divine objects. Please also prove it. As long as you make a decision, the younger generation will definitely obey in public, and there is no other way!"
After saying this loudly, Zhang Zhi paused his head three times, then led the Han army to get up, strode to the edge of the earthen altar, opened his hands to the open space in front of the altar, and said loudly: "Last Emperor, Prime Minister, General, juniors are ready, please make a decision."
After saying that, Zhang Zhi of course immediately opened the space warehouse that others could not see, and silently recited the amount of junk food that he had taken out in his heart. However, what surprised Zhang Zhi was that junk food such as instant noodles and lunch meat did not appear immediately. On the contrary, the voice of the system girl sounded in her mind and snorted coldly: "Scum, no wonder you have always been unwilling to let others know how you took out junk food. It turns out that you are for today, despicable and shameless!"
"Baby." Zhang Zhi quickly said in his heart: "Stop making trouble, this is a critical moment. Please scold me later."
After hesitating for a while, the system girl hummed in Zhang Zhi's mind: "Today is not too critical. Let you go first, and then settle the score with you when it is more critical in the future!"
After the system girl said this in Zhang Zhi's mind, everyone present felt a flash of sight. Instant noodles and canned lunch meat and other junk foods as high as a hill had already appeared in the open space in front of the altar out of thin air. Tens of thousands of Chengdu military and civilians suddenly burst into earth-shaking shouts, "It's revealed! The Prime Minister and the others have really shown!"
"It really appears!"
Huo Yi, Luo Xian and other Han military officials opened their mouths wide, not counting their efforts to rub their eyes, but they rushed down to open the packaging boxes of instant noodles, lunch meat and other items with their own hands, and touched them to prove that they were indeed not wrong. When they held up instant noodles, lunch meat and other junk foods with both hands, Huo Yi knelt down on both knees and raised his head to the sky and shouted: "Last Emperor, Prime Minister, General, you have really appeared! You have appeared!"
"Your Majesty, Prime Minister-!" Luo Xian also cried out directly and cried: "My generals really didn't expect that after so many years, you have not forgotten to recover the Central Plains and restore the capital of Luoyang.My generals are ashamed!My generals' will is not firm enough and surrendered to the bandits of Wei and Jin dynasties for a time.My generals are ashamed!"
At this time, Shan Tao, the envoy of the Jin court, had already rushed to the junk food and picked up bags of instant noodles that he had eaten every day these days. Shan Tao's face was filled with horror and murmured: "It really appears? It really appears? Could it be that the great man really has a destiny, and the heavens are truly invincible?"
"Shan Shizhong, you are right." Zhang Zhi, who followed, took the conversation and said, "The great man has the destiny of heaven. How could God eliminate the Yan Han energy? The Sima family shamelessly steals the Central Plains and will be punished by God in the future!"
Shocked by the miracle of junk food out of thin air, Shan Tao nodded, and Zhang Zhize said again: "Shan Shizhong, you have seen the decision made by our Grand Historian and Prime Minister Zhuge with your own eyes. Then please go back and tell Sima Yan, telling him to avoid delaying the military plan. Your Majesty and King Anding, our Grand Historian army will definitely be rescued, but not through negotiation rescue, nor through treason alliance, but only through force!"
Shan Tao nodded again quickly, and Zhang Zhi said again: "Also, let me tell Sima Yan by the way, just say that if he is smart, he will release our Majesty's family and other descendants of our Dahan Emperor back to China. Then I will definitely show mercy to him in the future, but if he dares to hurt our Majesty a hair, I will definitely be the whole Sima family in the future!"
Shan Tao finally didn't dare to nod, but just replied cowardly: "Don't worry, the general, the young envoy will definitely bring your original words."
Zhang Zhi nodded with satisfaction, then turned to Huo Yi, Luo Xian and others and asked: "General Huo, General Luo, now you should believe that I will not accept the peace talks among the Jin people. Is there really no selfishness?"
Huo Yi and Luo Xian and other old ministers of Shu Han quickly apologized for their crimes, and they all said, "The last general deserves to die, and the last general judges by themselves. They once had doubts about the next general. The last general deserves to die for ten thousand times. Please rest assured that the last general. The last general will definitely follow you in the future to recover the Central Plains, welcome your Majesty back, and return the capital to Luoyang!"
Zhang Zhi smiled, then turned to Chang Hong, who was also holding junk food in a daze, Huang Wo and others said, "Father-in-law, Senior Huang, Senior Yang, you should be relieved now, right? The Grand Emperor and the Prime Minister both thought we could recover the Central Plains and return to Luoyang. Do you still have to worry that our future Northern Expedition will be as futile as before and without any progress?"
Representatives of Shu family such as Chang Hong, Huang Wo and Yang Ding quickly shook their heads together, and then Chang Hong couldn't wait to ask Zhang Zhi: "Son-in-law, can you ask more about how Prime Minister Zhuge gave you this divine power? Can we also obtain such divine power?"
Zhang Zhi laughed and said loudly: "It's very simple. As long as you pray to the Prime Minister sincerely, never forget your original aspirations, always remember the two ambitions of repelling the Central Plains and returning to the capital Luoyang, and put them into action. The Prime Minister's spirit in heaven knows that he might also give his father-in-law the divine power."
Chang Hong nodded desperately. Apart from joining Yang Ding, Huang Wo and others next to him, he quickly remembered Zhang Zhi's words with great care, and he never dared to send troops to the northern expedition with the Han army without any objection.
"Restoring the Central Plains! Returning to Luoyang!"
At this time, without any prior arrangement, such slogans suddenly sounded in the Han army. Immediately afterwards, countless Han soldiers also shouted, "Recover the Central Plains and return the capital of Luoyang! Recover the Central Plains and return the capital of Luoyang! Recover the Central Plains and return the capital of Luoyang!"
Such slogans quickly became thousands of, and they were soaring into the sky. When Zhang Zhi heard such slogans, in addition to being relieved, he suddenly remembered something and said, "No, why did the thumbtip airport just now say that I was putting me on this trip and settle the score with me when it is more critical? Could it be that this small thumbtip has a way to prevent me from taking out junk food, and I hold my ultimate move and wait for it to settle the score with me in the future? Well, I have to find a way to prevent this."
Of course, the matter was not over. After the news of Zhang Zhi praying for Zhuge Villagers to give junk food spread, countless Zhuge Villagers' temples soon appeared in Yizhou. They also replaced the Emperor Dongyue, who was believed in by the Han Dynasty, and became the most popular god for the people of Yizhou. I don’t know how many people prayed for Zhuge Villagers to give junk food so that they could get it for nothing, and I don’t know how many people prayed for Zhuge Villagers to bless them with a prosperous business, recover from their illness, and give birth to a son. I heard that it was quite effective.
The Eastern Wu side was also affected soon. After the news reached the Eastern Wu court, Sun Hao and the officials of the Eastern Wu were unbelievable, and they began to pray for the blessings of Sun Quan, Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, Lu Meng and other ancestors of the Eastern Wu, so that they could also create delicious and expensive junk food out of thin air. After praying for uselessness, the Eastern Wu court officials and the people began to blame Lu Meng, who had been betrayal and attacked Jingzhou, and felt that it was this mess that offended the Zhuge Villageman, so the Zhuge Villageman refused to bless the emperor, ministers, soldiers, and people of the Eastern Wu, and their evaluation of Lu Meng was greatly reduced.
This is not counting. In order to obtain the same divine power, Sun Hao also sent envoys to Sichuan to see Zhang Zhi, making countless promises to ask Zhang Zhi to share his divine power, and also promised that as long as Zhang Zhi taught them how to obtain this divine power, they would immediately dispatch troops from the country to help the Han army attack the Jin army.
Of course, the Jin court was the most affected. After learning through various channels that this happened, Sima Yan not only did not curse Shan Tao’s nonsense, but also summoned Zhuge Jing, the second grandson of Zhuge Villager, to the court as the King of Langya, and then conferred Zhuge Jing the title of King of Langya. Zhuge Jing only did one thing in Luoyang, that is, praying his grandfather Zhuge Villager to give the divine power to the Jin court every day. After never seeing any results, Zhuge Jing was suspected by Sima Yan that he did not pray sincerely and did not mention it.
Chapter completed!