The show is about to begin!

How long will it take for this spoof comedy, remake by a 16-year-old boy, to get the audience to laugh for the first time?

When the opening animation ended, the first scene of the film appeared on the screen, a giant three-layer wedding cake with a pair of bride and groom's dolls on the top, but the groom was wearing a white wedding dress and the bride was wearing a black suit. Their looks were originally funny and were posed in a sexually suggestive position...

"Oh!", "Haha!" The audience immediately chuckled!

The answer is the first second.

The best spoof comedy starts.

1 time. Roger Albert, who was smiling, remembered a number in his heart. It was a sudden feeling of "it was very close to boredom and very far from boredom".

As the camera shook, a couple of newcomers stood behind the cake, unable to see clearly their faces blending in the background, and the two had already had their arguments:

"Why do you want to buy such a doll? How much do you hate me!" The female voice was very angry.

"I didn't buy it, I don't know what happened." The male voice was innocent.

"Why are everything not going well! Get it right away for me!"

"I'll solve it now." The man reached out to the cake, pulled out the two dolls and threw them away. The female voice said happily: "Wow, this is much better."

In all the camera, the new doll flew into the sky like a rocket, danced on the clouds, orbited the globe, crossed the moon, went to Mars, and traveled around the universe.

The names of online people are displayed in the open space of the screen:

Story-by-Vigor-Yeah, Carsten-Mccon (screenwriter: Ye Wei, Carsten-Mccon), Produced-by-Vigor-Yeah, Peter-Heller (producer: Ye Wei, Peter-Heller), Directed-by-Vigor-Yeah (director: Ye Wei), and there is another line of very small words "Kevin-Thomas (Part-of-suck), Kevin Thomas (the bad part)"

Looking at these, excitement is the mood of many people, and laughter is the expression of many people. However, you have really done it!

You are wearing shining armor, riding on a tall and majestic white horse, galloping freely in the grassland of your dreams!

This is your moment! The light of everyone else just makes you even brighter!

The picture on the big screen suddenly changed, and the newcomer figure fell from a high altitude. In the next shot, they hit a pair of newcomers, and they all fell to the ground.

"Hahahaha!" The screening hall was filled with laughter in an instant. This time, children as young as Duoduo were laughing happily, without any age limit!

2 times. Albert's numbers changed because he laughed out loud. This comedy plot of throwing things to hit him is not new. What's new is that the dolls in front have flew wherever they flew, which makes people lose the idea of ​​"what will it hit", but the dolls have been smashed down. This is a new way of playing, which also produces a great laugh.

"That wasn't what I did, really isn't." At this moment, a deep narration suddenly sounded, and Ye Wei's voice: "If they were hit by Jennifer Lopez's butt."

A narration made the audience laugh again. Jennifer Lopez's super big butt is called the world's number one beautiful butt. She bought astronomical insurance for it, worth hundreds of millions of dollars! When she mentioned her butt, she already had a funny point. If she used her butt to hit someone? If she couldn't kill them, she would have to pay them to death!

"The story between me and them is all about it from the beginning, and the man is Bourne."

With the narration, there is a close-up of Bourne on the screen, and his eyes are closed with pain, "He has a bitch girlfriend Kana." When it comes to Kana's close-up, he also has pain, "The bitch who is close to the bitch, he is actually going to propose to her..."

"Not bad." Richard Rope, an old friend and show partner sitting next to Albert, nodded with a smile. It was a great opening!

The opening determines the first impression of the film, helping the audience understand what they are looking for, and it is best to quickly enter the story.

Ye Wei completed all the opening tasks excellently. He set the tone and style with two jokes and a set of imaginative doll travel montages. It was unexpected and spoofed. It was only unexpected that nothing could not be taken. It also created the correct viewing mood and listen to the already very enthusiastic laughter around him.

It also showed the theme story, a wedding! It also made the male and female protagonists appear, which was impressive, and pointed out their crisis, that is, they would mess things up. And it made the narrator of "The God of Wedding" appear, which was cute and also impressive.

In just under three minutes, all of this formed a clear idea in the audience's mind. "This movie looks good, and it starts with a happy and funny!"

With this idea, the audience's interest and confidence in the next 87 minutes have greatly improved. They did not realize that they were being tied firmly to their seats by joke ropes. They could not leave, so did he.

A number of film critics are currently quite satisfied. There are no professional problems. The scene scheduling and post-system in all aspects support Ye Wei's name as a genius. It is incredible that he can do this at the age of 16. It is also good to abandon his age and consider it. Will there be more surprises in the future?

"It's just good." Albert responded to his old friend, and a ray of light flashed through his round glasses. Boy, I want to see more.

Fans are not as demanding as the film critics. In their opinion, this is simply great! They laugh at the beginning! The girl holding the sign is so excited that she almost shouts "VIY, I love you", but for fear of being kicked out, she laughs to express herself.

Laughing is contagious. What is the best thing to watch in a cinema? The atmosphere! The most heartless person at this time couldn't help but smile, not lawyer Salton.

In fact, lawyer Salton and boss Schwartz were all laughing so hard that they couldn't stop, and their faces were a little ferocious. And investors, Ye Wei's relatives and friends, and family members! They all smiled!

Very, very proud!

Their hearts opened up a whole new world with the big screen, a huge and vast world!

"Weige is promising! Haogen, you have a good son." Dr. Li thought in admiration.

"Genius is genius. Sometimes we mortals can only look up to you. When will I have such a day?" Darum thought with emotion.

"VIY is so amazing." Many young students such as Babu and Li Ming were respectfully thought.

"Old man, you're in trouble. You're really angry this time..." Ramo sighed.

"Brother, your words made everyone laugh!" Duoduo thought so and said so.

"Okay, that's great. I didn't make any mistakes in this guest appearance. This young man really has a bright future!" Nicholas Cage thought happily.

At the same time, the narration disappeared and the laughter gradually stopped. The scene turned into a luxurious jewelry store hall. Bourne stood in front of an open glass cabinet, staring at the shiny rings in the cabinet with his eyes obsessed with his eyes fixed on the largest diamond ring.

It is then turned into a side mid-scene lens, with a clever photography angle. The expressions of the middle-aged boss and Bourne behind the cabinet and the situation in the cabinet are clearly taken into the picture frame.

The boss has a fat body, a thick and vulgar appearance, and a smile on his face, making people feel funny when they see it.

His expression changed exaggeratedly with Bourne's actions. Bourne's hand reached into the cabinet. He was excited and nervous. Bourne grabbed the diamond ring. He was extremely surprised. Bourne pushed the diamond ring apart and picked up a very small silver ring hidden underneath in the same jack. He was as stupid as a chicken.

"That's it." Bourne said happily.

"Hahaha!" Another laugh! There were two rings in a jack, some people smiled, some people laughed, and some people laughed, and their reactions were different. Like Albert was guessing this joke MISS because he guessed it. Many girls almost laughed and felt mocked.

"Oh Lily, I really envy you, but it's so interesting." Connie thought enviously.

"It wasn't so funny when the filming was taken. What did that guy's mind use? Laugh?" Jiya had to think in convincingly.

This is not over yet! This is just the first step.

On the screen, close-up shots, the jewelry store owner said silly: "You must not be serious." (Surely-you-can't't-be-serious.)"

It was also a close-up shot, and Bourne said seriously: "I'm serious, so don't call me Shirley anymore."

After hearing these two classic dialogues in "Absolute and Flying the Sky", the laughter in the screening room refreshed the highest decibels tonight. Those who know the details are funny, and those who don't know are funny. Surely (must, of course) and Shirley (name, Shirley) pronunciation is similar, creating this classic.

In the ranking of classic lines in film history at the American Film Academy, it ranks higher than "I am the King of the World" in "Titanic" and is more deeply rooted in people's hearts in daily life.

This set of lines can be said to represent a spoof movie. Ye Wei's use is not only a tribute to the originator of this spoof movie, but also a spoof.

The shots, lines and plots of classic movies are often always paid tribute to future generations. Films such as "Murdering Green Toes" pay tribute to the shots of "Forty-Second Street" passing from the middle of rows of beauties' thighs, and spoofs are more routine to use classic lines to make spoofs.

It is used just right and unexpectedly, so the film critics are laughing, and the number in Albert's heart becomes 3 times.

But no matter how much you laugh, the film still has a long time to pay tribute so early, it is not a problem, but you have to take it a little more leisurely later. If the tribute is used in an overly manner or badly, it will become the most vulgar spoof film nowadays, and even worse Ye Wei himself said "spoof film".

While the audience was laughing, Jiya said lightly: "This is just the second step."

On the screen, the boss nodded with a constant expression: "Of course.(Surely.)"

"Don't call me Shirley." Bourne continued to be serious.

"Your name is Shirley?" The boss was confused.

"I'm serious! (I-am-serious!)" Bourne whispered loudly.

"OK, Mr. Serious..." The boss understood.

The audience's laughter was rising and falling, almost resounding throughout the cinema. This passage is not the line of "Unprecedented Flying All over the Sky", but the funny idea of ​​"Who's-on-first?", and the line of "Wedding Day is Coming".

The film critics were laughing happily now, Albert was laughing loudly, and the numbers were recorded 4 times! This kid really had a few tricks, repackaging some traditional and clichéd names and jokes, and a new laughter result was released. This is a tribute, a tribute that has his own ideas and a tribute that makes his predecessors happy!

"It's good, it's really better." Mike Clark of "USA Today" silently praised it.

He is a person with a low laugh point and has always been tolerant of spoof movies. He gave a positive review to "Shocking Scream 3". Today he really saw different spoof looks, with a long-lost atmosphere and a new era atmosphere. This start is a great start!

"Keep, boy, keep it until the end, and you're creating a classic!"

Oh my God! Look around! Heller, Maurel, Susanne, Jennifer Anderson, Leonards... These crew members who were down or not, were excited and boiling all their blood, saw hope of turning over, and saw the passage of rising without notoriety. They seemed to be really lucky!

The most terrifying thing is that the person who made them lucky was only 16 years old!

"Could it be..." Gary Gotzman, who was present, had his eyes twitched. Could it be that the internal trial response was not fake? "The Wedding Day is Coming" is so funny!?

"But, VIY, you're incredible." Lily laughed and thought, we had a good opening, I'm serious!

"Yes, I'll give you this!" Anna Sofia gave a thumbs up in the front seat, "Give one first, I think you'll get a second one!"

Ye Wei leaned against the back of the chair, listened to the laughter everywhere, raised his mouth naturally, closed his eyes, as if he felt the happiness of every audience member, and infused his heart with incomparable pleasure. That was achieving success, that was dream come true, that was fulfilling his vow.

He saw the empty screening room half a year ago, the group of sympathetic, regretful, worried guests, the depressed, angry, and regretful investors, and the audience cursing and leaving early.

Seeing myself shaking my fists, I heard my vow:

"Look, everyone watches, love us and hate us, you will one day, also here, in Beverly Center 13 Cinema, intoxicated by Ye Haogen's son Ye Wei's movies, and crazy for me!"

Laugh, friends, relatives, the movie has just begun, I can't hear enough of your laughter!

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