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The first thousand and thirty-eight chapters go out to see the almanac(1/2)

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"It will be New Year's Eve in a few days. I guess this old guy is coming..." Zhang Xiaohuaer shook her head and sighed.

"Brother..." Zhao Chuanxi glanced at the old man, "This time you come forward, you must knock out the arrogance of this old boy..."

"Don't worry, no problem..." Nie Canglong nodded, "I have a friendship with this old guy. I believe he will definitely sell me my face..."

"You let go of the big talk, if it comes......" The girl glanced at the man, "Hmph, you'll lose face..."

"Don't worry..." Nie Canglong smiled slightly, "This old boy is a handsome man. He is the most sensible and very enthusiastic. When he invited me to visit their house, I didn't want to go, but when I saw that he was so enthusiastic, how could I really be like Zhuge Liang? I had to visit the cottage three times, so he was so squeamish that he was not a man at all, so he invited me twice, and I went..."

"Brother..." Zhao Chuanxi looked at his brother with a bright look, "What was going on when you destroyed the Tu family back then? We just depended on you killing the planets one by one, and didn't see the specific details. Let's talk to us while it's okay now..."

"What's there to say about this?" Nie Canglong curled his lips, "It's just one by one, isn't there any video?"

"The video is too humid, what we want to see is the details..." Zhao Chuanxi was energetic, "It was you who showed off your might and were wiped out in ashes while talking and laughing..."

"Are you sick?" Nie Canglong looked at Zhao Chuanxi with contempt, "Why do you think I'm filming a TV series? I'm still in a state of disgrace. Look at when did I play with a sword and fight with monsters?"

"That's right..." Zhao Chuanxi's expression froze and he couldn't help but feel embarrassed. "Is that planet really killing one by one?"

"Do I need to chop it hard?" Nie Canglong gave Zhao Chuanxi a blank look, "Why do you think I chop wood?"

"Canglong is a cow..." Zhang Haitong raised his thumbs up at Nie Canglong, "After watching your video, I was shocked to death for three days. It was too fierce..."

"That's..." Nie Canglong smiled proudly, "Planets, etc., are all drizzling to me, not worth mentioning..."

"What are you going to deal with your grandson robbing the princess?" the girl glanced at the man and said.

"What should I do?" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "If that old man knows the current affairs, then hello, I will be very happy to everyone. If he doesn't know the current affairs, I won't be polite to him. I will keep him on our earth as a guest and get a bunch of dinosaurs to greet him..."

"It's cruel enough..." Zheng Dongfang raised his thumbs up at Nie Canglong, "I like it..."

"Don't like me..." Nie Canglong curled his lips, "I don't accept courtship from the same sex..."

"..." Zheng Dongfang's mouth twitched immediately.

"It's quite happy..." Aunt Zhang felt that the atmosphere was pretty good, "It seems that you have a strong relationship..."

"That's..." Zheng Dongfang laughed, "We were friends for a while back then, and that period was the most critical period that changed our lives..."

"I suddenly gained power far beyond the ordinary people back then. If Canglong and Xiaojun were not in charge, more than 80% of our group would have been a disaster..." Zhang Haitong said with a smile.

"Well..." Zhang Wenge nodded with emotion, "No matter how we practiced, we could never catch up with Canglong's cultivation speed. In addition, Xiaojun was giving Canglong a bad idea, tsk..."

"Mr. Zhang means, I'm a bad person?" The girl was a little unhappy, and no one dared to say that she was a bad person in front of her. This Cultural Revolution really made her brave.

"I didn't say you were a bad person, I just said you were not a good person..." Zhang Wenge laughed and said.

"Hey..." The girl was angry at that time. "I'm so angry..." As she said that, she took out a lot of paper bags from her arms, "Let me see which one is suitable..."

"Auntie..." Zhang Wenge saw the girl pulling out a bunch of small paper bags, and his face turned pale at the time, "Auntie, I know I'm wrong. You have a lot of sir, so let me go this time..."

"Sister, kill the chicken to warn the monkey. If you let it go this time, Li Wenge and Wang Wenge will all appear next time..." Zhang Xiaohuaer started to bewitch the girl. Since she became Nie Zhang, she would not take it seriously.

"Hua'er, you are really a good daughter of your father..." Zhang Wenge gritted his teeth at that time. This unlucky daughter actually interpreted the water from the married daughter to the fullest. She really turned her back on her father.

"Okay, your political review has passed. Congratulations to you, Sister Xiao Huaer, you are already a lifetime Nie Zhang..." The girl nodded with satisfaction, praised Zhang Xiaohuaer heavily, and gave a heavy reward.

"Yeah..." Zhang Xiaohuaer immediately cheered.

"Wait..." Sister Bai gritted her teeth, "When I get to my house, I don't recognize my relatives..."

"My parents or something, after all, it's not as good as your husband's kiss..." Bian Lanlan's eyes were extremely firm.

"That's..." Yuan Siyu smiled coldly, "Women, they have to spend their whole life with their husbands. If they spend their whole life with their parents, tsk, this woman will not be able to watch..."

"Uncle Zhang, considering that your words have caused serious harm to my soul, I decided to punish you and make up for the trauma of my soul, which has amused me. So, I want to give you a restrictive-level potion..." The girl glanced at Zhang Wenge and said with a smile.

"Auntie, I know I'm wrong, so just spare me..." Zhang Wenge's whole body was tense, ready to escape from here at any time.

"If the apology is useful, my aunt will not sneeze every day?" The girl smiled coldly, "The name of this medicine is called dancing youth. Those who are middle-aged will dance a striptease affectionately..."

"Oh my God..." Zhang Wenge screamed when he heard the girl say the effect of the medicine, and then stumbled out. Zhang Haitong and Zheng Dongfang also stayed away from him as if they were electrocuted, for fear of causing harm to the fish in the pond.

"It's useless. When I decided to punish you, I had already applied medicine..." the girl smiled badly and said.

"Auntie, I know I'm wrong, so just spare me..." Zhang Wenge ran off the kang and his body froze immediately, and then he couldn't help twisting, twisting while touching his belt. It seemed that he was really going to take off his clothes.

"Can you not be so disgusting?? If it were a beauty, it would be fine if we looked at it for a while, but such an old man. Tell me..." Nie Canglong gave the girl a blank look and said angrily.

"If you don't want to see you, you can avoid it..." The girl glanced at the man, "I feel that Mr. Zhang is dancing pretty..."

"Look at my father's figure..." Zhang Xiaohua'er began to savor his head, "That one with a tiger back and a bear waist is more coquettish than a slim waist..."

"If there was no hair on his thigh, it would look good..." Sister Bai sighed and said.

"It's better to have hair, it looks like a bear, so interesting..." Yuan Siyu said with a smile.

"It's so disgusting, it's great to take it off directly. It's so squeaky and boring..." Bian Lanlan curled her lips and said.

"Not to say it, Mr. Zhang's figure is quite good..." Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but sigh.

"What's this?" Zhang Haitong curled his lips, "It's far worse than me..."

"There are still pairs of shorts left, hurry up and take them off..." Zheng Dongfang's eyes shone brightly, "It's refreshing to take them off..."

"You can't do this..." Zhang Wenge cried loudly. "How could you treat me like this? We are all living a life-long friendship..."

"This is the first time I've found out that my husband is so good..." Aunt Zhang was quite happy to see it.

"I feel it's almost done..." Nie Canglong smiled helplessly, "If you take it off again, you will really expose you..."

"Don't worry. I won't really take it off, I'll twist it next..." the girl said with a smile.

Sure enough, as soon as the girl finished speaking, Zhang Wenge slowly twisted like an Indian dancer.

"This slim waist, beautiful..." Zhang Xiaohuaer couldn't help but sigh.

"I didn't expect that Uncle Zhang's thighs could be so flexible, like a snake..." Sister Bai couldn't help but sigh, "I asked myself that I can't reach such a state..."

"Hmph..." Yuan Siyu smiled coldly, "Dare to say bad things about our sister, this is the end..."

"I took this video and posted it online..." Bian Lanlan started shooting with a wicked smile on her biological computer.

"Lanlan, I'll tell you, if you dare to post it online, I won't let you go..." Zhang Wenge screamed in pain.

"You threaten me?" Bian Lanlan raised her eyebrows, "Uncle Zhang, you have hurt my heart. My sister will not be able to see her sister suffer a loss, is she sister?" As she said that, she looked at Aunt Qin with anticipation.

"Of course..." the girl nodded, "Photograph this, and then use my authority to top it for a thousand years..."

"Okay..." Bian Lanlan was immediately happy, "I made him feel ashamed to see people in the future..."

"Xiaojun, you can't treat the uncle like this..." Zhang Wenge begged cryingly, "The uncle has never done anything sorry for you for so many years. You can't cheat the uncle like this..."

"Tsk..." the girl smiled coldly, "Is there any reason for whom I cheated?? My aunt Qin has always cheated anyone she wants..."

"Domstic..." Aunt Zhang immediately raised his thumbs up at Aunt Qin, "Magic..."

"If I treat your husband like this, you don't seem to be in a hurry at all?" The girl glanced at Aunt Zhang and said in surprise.

"What's this?" Aunt Zhang smiled coldly, "Our old Zhang has been a little irregular in recent years. Let him lose an adult. In the future, he will be a little bit of a person. It will be very helpful for the harmony and stability of our family..."

"Hmm?" The girl raised her eyebrows, "So Uncle Zhang is not a good thing either? I used to see him turning into a seed of infatuation when he got drunk, but it turned out to be a fraud..."

"Give me aside, I will never dare to say bad things to you again. Aunt, just spare me..." Zhang Wenge said cryingly.

"Or why don't you spare him..." Nie Canglong began to plead, "Uncle Zhang is so crying, how can we have a meal?"

"It's been eaten long ago..." The girl gave the man a blank look, "Otherwise, would I let him dance such a disgusting dance?"

"If you eat well, everyone will definitely eat well. Then should we set off?" Nie Canglong's eyes lit up at that time.

"I still want to watch Uncle Zhang dance..." The girl directly retracted into the edge of the kang, hugging her calves and watching the dance happily.

"Let's go..." Nie Canglong directly picked up the girl, "It's such a disgusting dance, I want to vomit when I see it, so I'd better retreat quickly..." As he said that, he hugged the girl, quickly went down to the ground, and slipped out directly.

"Let's go, let's go too..." Everyone hurriedly followed, and in an instant, only Zhang Wenge and Aunt Zhang were left in the room.

"Hu..." After everyone left, Zhang Wenge stopped at that time, then sat down on the ground, pulled his clothes and covered his body, and tears rolled in his eyes.

"Why did you stop?" Aunt Zhang was so happy that she saw her husband stopping, and she couldn't help but feel a little dissatisfied, "Stop jumping?"

"You unlucky girl..." Zhang Wenge was angry at the time, "I didn't treat my aunt. Haven't I treated you yet?? Come down and dance for me. I dare to say a word, do you believe me if I beat you up?"

"Try touching me and trying..." Aunt Zhang was angry at the time. "You are not practicing, and you are rebelling against you?? Dance me with stripping, hurry up..."

"I only have a pair of shorts left, and you asked me to take them off. Do you still have humanity??" Zhang Wenge said with a look of grief and anger.

"We are the only one here. Just take it off. I'm not seeing it before..." Aunt Zhang smiled coldly. "I'm so squeaky, are you still a man?"

"Dad..." Zhang Xiaohua'er's voice came from outside, "We're leaving, you can stay at home and accompany my mother. Brother Nie and Sister Xiaojun's wedding is on the first day of the Lunar New Year. You can just go to Brother Nie's house at that time..."

"I don't have your daughter, so don't call me dad in the future, I can't afford to be..." Zhang Wenge said with a look of grief and anger.

"Hahahaha..." Zhang Xiaohua's chuckling came from outside, "Now you are the only two of you left in the house, you can be ashamed as you want..."

"What kind of daughter is this?" Aunt Zhang's face turned red at that time. "I have to beat you up tomorrow..."

"In the past, girls were at home, and we couldn't have fun, for fear that the children would hear the movements and would have a bad impact. Now..." Zhang Wenge flew over and pressed his wife on the kang, and then kissed her little mouth violently.

"This daughter's house..." Aunt Zhang was still a little worried. After all, she was having sex in her daughter's house and was under too much psychological pressure.

"What's the house of my daughter?? I will live in the future with Mrs. Nie Zhang, and I will live in the old Nie family..." Zhang Wenge reached into his wife's arms and kneaded hard on the two beautiful pieces of meat on her chest.
To be continued...
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