Chapter 1040 God Ring(1/2)
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"You are so dirty..." Zhang Haitong glanced at Zhao Chuanxi, couldn't help but shake his head and sighed, and walked towards the hot spring pool with a bumpy look. "Since I took a hot spring here a thousand years ago, I have never enjoyed it again. This time I must have a good time..."
"Do you need to find a massage for you?" Zheng Dongfang was amused, "Don't worry, there are a lot of beauties in the old man's planting space, all of whom are blonde beauties..." As he said that, he followed slowly.
"Uncle Zheng, you are so disgusting..." Zhang Haitong glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "Just come two, if you come too much, I'll be anxious for you..."
"Who is disgusting to us?" Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes, "You only have two at a time, aren't you afraid that your wife will know?"
"How could my wife know?" Zhang Haitong gave Zheng Dongfang a angrily glance, "Besides, she just knows, so what? Do you think I am like you? I'm at home, that's the emperor..."
"Just tell me in person that your wife is not the queen mother, I will accept you..." Zheng Dongfang said with a sneer.
"Uh..." Zhang Haitong was stunned and then became embarrassed, "It's nothing, how could my wife be the queen mother?? She is too thick-skinned, but it's true..."
"Zhang Haitong, if you dare to do something messy with me on your back, you will be done..." A woman's roar suddenly came from Zhang Haitong's biological computer.
"Hmph..." Zheng Dongfang was immediately happy, "The latest type of surveillance software, I heard that she is applauding her husband..."
"How did you know?" Zhang Haitong's face turned pale.
"Because this software was written by me..." Zheng Dongfang proudly glanced at Zhang Haitong, "It is specially used to monitor some gay men who have cheating or come out..."
"Uncle Zheng, you are too damaged..." Zhang Haitong immediately gritted his teeth, "You will become a public enemy of men. Do you know if you are finished?"
"Don't tell me this. Keep your saliva and go home and tell your wife..." Zheng Dongfang proudly raised his head and said proudly.
"Let's go, hurry up and go to the hot spring..." Zhao Chuanxi greeted, and then entered the bathhouse in a flash.
"The name of your bathhouse is so vulgar..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh and said, looking at the sign hanging on the wooden house.
"Huaqing Pool Bathhouse is very ordinary..." Yang Ming looked at the big sign on the wooden house and couldn't help but say in surprise.
"Not bad..." Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but stop. "This name is so amazing. In just six words, it reveals the true meaning of the world..."
"The truth of the world? Is the realm so high?" Nie Canglong was stunned. After thinking carefully, he couldn't help but shake his head, "I don't understand. Maybe my IQ is not able to understand such a connotation..." As he said that, he got into the bathhouse and went to the hot spring.
"I don't understand..." Yang Ming shook his head slightly, "The Huaqing Pool in front was written by my daughter, and the bathhouse behind was written by my son. Did they have any special purpose when they wrote it?? Tsk tsk, it's really the back waves of the Yangtze River that pushed the front waves, slapped my front waves to death on the beach..." As he said that, he shook his head and sighed, and got into the bathhouse.
"Pretending, keep pretending..." Zhang Haitong glanced at Zheng Dongfang with a sneer, and then got into the bathhouse to take a bath.
"I just said it casually..." Zheng Dongfang's face turned red and white. "As for targeting me like this?" As he said that, he got into the bathhouse and went to the hot spring.
Time passed quickly, and in just a blink of an eye, the sky became dim. The street lights in the village were lit up. The bright lights and the mist in the mountains reflected a series of rainbow lights, casting the small mountain village with a layer of psychedelic color.
"Oh, it's so cool..." Aunt Qin came out of the hot spring pool in the back mountain, stood in Yang Ming's yard, looking up at the starry sky, and couldn't help but stretch, "I will also build a hot spring pool at home in the future. If I have nothing to do, I will be so happy home..."
"Isn't it just a hot spring?" Sister Bai wiped her hair and followed Aunt Qin with a gaze. "In our family, we use Lingquan to bathe. I tell you, if you go to Lingquan for a day, you will be obviously twenty years younger..."
"I am very satisfied with my current appearance. I don't want to become a little brat and grow again..." the girl curled her lips and said.
"Uh..." Sister Bai suddenly became embarrassed, "I used exaggerated rhetoric techniques. My main purpose is to tell you that taking a bath with Lingquan will make your skin as white as a baby..."
"It's almost the same..." The girl raised her eyebrows, "If she really becomes a child, I'm not in a hurry. I'm just afraid that you can't wait..."
"It's all night now, are you hungry? If you are hungry, let's cook..." Sister Bai said with a flattering look on her face.
"Let's have a picnic..." The girl raised her eyebrows, "It's in Yang Ming's yard..."
"No problem..." Sister Bai nodded, "What do you want to eat?"
"Flying in the sky, swimming in the water, running on the ground, whatever is delicious..." The girl swallowed, "Get me a big hot pot, I want mutton hotpot..."
"No problem..." Sister Bai nodded vigorously, then waved her hand and a huge table appeared in front of her, ten meters long, five meters wide, and one meter high. There was a lot of various meat dishes on it, a large hot pot in the middle, and the soup inside was boiling.
"Okay..." The girl's eyes lit up at that time, "It's so good..."
"Hehe..." Sister Bai smiled, "Dear sister, are you satisfied with my arrangement?"
"Very satisfied..." The girl nodded vigorously, her little mouth tightly pursed, and she kept swallowing her saliva, making a gurgling sound.
"Let me introduce it to you..." Sister Bai smiled with joy, "The flying in the sky is the big swan of pigeons, quails, pheasants, wild ducks, red-crowned cranes, flying dragons and thunder birds, and an old hen of braised dragon liver. The swimming in the water is the big blue carp, carp, and carp. Lobsters and crabs, double-headed abalone, puffer fish, shark fins, and a crispy nectar whale. The running on the ground is the big black dog, big bamboo rat, fat pigs, tender sheep, old yellow ox, elephant, old donkey meat, and the most authentic braised lion head..."
"I know everything in front of me, but the last braised lion head. You won't make a lion's big head, right?" The girl said with a twitching corner of her mouth.
"Of course not..." Sister Bai raised her eyebrows, "This lion's head is a big meatball. It is carefully prepared with more than a dozen alien creatures' meats, and it tastes very exciting..."
"Then I have to try it..." The girl pursed her lips, "Pick up one for me..."
"Okay..." Sister Bai immediately responded happily, and then put a big meatball as big as a fist on the girl. "Try it, it's definitely something you haven't eaten before..."
"Well..." The girl took a bite on the meatballs and sucked them carefully. The taste of the meatballs was indeed quite strange. "This taste is indeed good. Several kinds of meat aromas mixed together and turned into a strange fragrance. Not bad, delicious..."
"If you eat more delicious food..." Sister Bai quickly served her aunt with dine.
"Yeah yeah..." The girl nodded with satisfaction, and then swallowed the big meatball happily.
"There is also this crispy nectar whale. It is also an alien species. Especially its skin, it will become extremely crispy as soon as it is lightly roasted on the fire. Try it..." Sister Bai picked up another piece of whale meat for her aunt and said.
"It's not bad, much better than crispy suckling pig..." The girl tasted the whale meat and couldn't help but nodded repeatedly, "This crispy suckling whale will be served with me every day from now on. I love this..."
"No problem..." Sister Bai nodded vigorously, "Although the reproduction ability of this kind of whales is too weak, we have planting space, and at least four hundred can be added every day..."
"Dog meat..." The girl swallowed, "I want to eat dog meat..."
"This is a black dog for meat that I specially cultivated. It is mainly fat and short limbs. Please try it..." Sister Bai picked up a stewed fat dog leg and sent it to Aunt Qin's mouth with great care. "It's definitely not comparable to ordinary dog meat..."
"It smells good, it smells good..." The girl took a big bite on the dog meat, "It's really a dog meat, the gods can't stand steadily, I can't stand steadily now..."
"Sit..." Sister Bai quickly took out the chair and placed it behind Aunt Qin.
"Well..." The girl nodded with satisfaction, and then sat directly on the chair, "Xiaobai, I am very satisfied with you. If I am satisfied, you will naturally be inseparable from your benefits..."
"Serving my sister is what my sister should do..." Sister Bai said with a flattering look on her face.
"It's not interesting enough, why did you eat it directly?" Nie Canglong came out of the bathhouse. "I don't know if you call me, aren't you afraid that I'm sad?"
"Don't be sad..." Bian Lanlan ran over from the back mountain, "The fairy Yuan and Feng Jie'er started fighting, and they couldn't even hold on..."
"If you can't hold on, let them beat them, and one less hit to death..." The girl curled her lips and said indifferently.
"Yes, let them fight..." Nie Canglong didn't care about this. He just pinched it if he wanted to. What's so great about it? As long as he couldn't die, he would be fine.
"If you don't care, then I don't care even more..." Bian Lanlan curled her lips, grabbed a piece of meat, and took a bite. "This donkey meat is quite delicious, good, very good..."
"Qin Xiaoniu Niu Niu, if you have good things, you actually eat them first, and don't call me. Are you too indifferent??" Nie Canglong grabbed a roasted pigeon and said while gnawing.
"I have always been eating alone..." The girl rolled her eyes, "If you feel unhappy, you can put down the roast chicken in your hand and watch me eat..."
"That's a suckling pigeon..." Sister Bai leaned into the girl's ear and whispered.
"Xiaobai, you are not cute at all..." The girl glanced at Sister Bai, then pointed to the roasted pigeon in the man's hand, "Tell me, what is that?"
"Roasted chicken..." Sister Bai said with a red face and trepidated.
"It's still smart..." the girl nodded, "Forget it this time, if there's another time..."
"It is the responsibility of being an elder sister to correct her mistakes..." Sister Bai blushed and said in a low voice.
"Well..." the girl nodded, "Next time you make a mistake, I'll correct it for you..."
"I'm pointing to a pigeon for a chicken..." Nie Canglong was stunned. "I'm just eye-opening today..."
"What is it about pointing to a pigeon for a chicken?" Yang Ming came out of the bathhouse, "I have heard of pointing to a deer for a horse..."
"Look at what I'm eating..." Nie Canglong shook the roasted pigeon in front of Yang Ming and said.
"Roasted chicken..." Yang Ming curled his lips and said.
"..." Nie Canglong was speechless immediately. He couldn't say anything about the following words.
"Don't tell me, this is a pigeon..." Seeing Nie Canglong's expression, Yang Ming couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and said.
"Can't you really see it?" Nie Canglong's mouth twitched. "Would the pigeon not have a crown?"
"It seems to be really..." Yang Ming looked carefully and laughed awkwardly, "I didn't pay attention, mainly because the pigeon is too big, I have never seen such a big pigeon..."
"This is roast chicken, not a pigeon..." Sister Bai glared at Yang Ming, "Do you have eyes?"
"I can't tell if it's a pigeon or a chicken?" Yang Ming rolled his eyes.
"My sister said, it's just roast chicken..." Sister Bai said arrogantly and domineeringly.
"Your sister?" Yang Ming was stunned and looked at Aunt Qin. He nodded quickly, "Yes, yes, it's really roast chicken. I'm so embarrassed..."
"Just know..." Sister Bai suddenly became proud, "Don't say that she is engaged in agriculture in the future, she can't even tell the difference between pigeons and chickens, so that aliens can know. You can't laugh at us earthlings for being uneducated?"
"Yes, yes..." Yang Ming nodded vigorously, grabbed a quail and started to chew on it, "I tell you. I am a landlord, and I usually have nothing to do with me. I can forgive if I admit my mistake..."
"I heard that your ring is quite magical. Is it magical for our planting space??" The girl glanced at Yang Ming and said.
"Each of them has their own strengths, right?" Yang Ming raised his eyebrows, "Although my ring is not as grand as your planting space, time can be controlled in my ring..."
"We have no control over our planting space..." Nie Canglong glanced at the girl, "Do you want to rob him and slice his ring??"
"Don't interfere..." Yang Ming waved his hand and two dark rings appeared in his hand. "These are two great landlord rings. I got them for personal gain. I originally planned to give them to my son and daughter. Who knew that they had planting space and looked down on this thing. I will give them to you today, as a wedding gift for you..."
"Really or false?" Nie Canglong took two rings, swept his divine thoughts into the ring, and immediately figured out the structure of the ring. This is a precise technological product, with traces of the laws of time and space, and is considered an extremely high-end treasure.
"Of course it's true..." Yang Ming chewed the quail hard, "Didn't it all come to your hands?? Can I still grab it from you?? I have to have that ability too..."
"Look..." Nie Canglong threw a ring to the girl, "This thing has a very high technological content..."
"Um..." The girl took the ring and looked carefully. "Your planting space is an innate artifact, and this thing can be regarded as an acquired artifact..."
To be continued...