"What's there to be pity for this?" Nie Canglong began to sneer, "There must be something hateful to a poor person. Didn't you hear her scolding me?"

"Beauties, they are always privileged..." the girl said with a smile.

"I just knew that minority college entrance examinations were extra points, but I never heard of beautiful women getting extra points..." Nie Canglong couldn't help rolling his eyes and said.

"What do you think you are a big man and you are calculating about a woman?" the girl said with a blank look at the man.

"Although I gave birth to a man, I don't have a heart that is more cautious than a woman? I'm just cautious..." Nie Canglong muttered.

"Look at you, why are you like a child who has not grown up? Do you urinate at night when you sleep??" The girl was so angry and funny when she heard the man's words, but she also thought it made sense. No one stipulated that men should not be cautious.

"Tsk..." Nie Canglong sneered disdainfully, "Since I was fifteen years old, I have never peed on the kang again..."

"Puchi..." The girl couldn't help but laughed, looking at Nie Canglong with beautiful big eyes, "You really dare to say that your mother told me a long time ago that you didn't pee at the age of seventeen. For this, you haven't lived in high school..."

"This..." Nie Canglong's face turned red at that time, "My mother was talking and playing. I have never peed on the kang at the age of fifteen. I know the most about my own affairs..."

"But your mother knows your mattress better than you. She said that you once wanted to take the geology major because you were more talented in drawing maps..." the girl said with a smile.

"Slander, ** naked slander..." Nie Canglong said anxiously and white-facedly.

"No way?" Wang Xueying's little head penetrated through the crack in the door, looking at her master and her master's wife in surprise, "The master is actually seventeen years old and still urinating on the kang? It's so incredible..."

"Certify me..." Nie Canglong's face turned redder when he saw his unlucky apprentice intervening in. He glared at Qin Xiaojun and said.

"Who made you deliberately make fun of me?" The girl pouted and said.

"Anyway, you have to prove it to me, otherwise I will tell you about urinating on the kang. Anyway, your sister told me a long time ago..." Nie Canglong was a little scoundrel. In fact, it was not a scoundrel, but he was defending himself now, without any strength at all, and people would definitely not believe it.

"Are you threatening me?" The girl's face turned red immediately. She glared at the man and said.

"When did I threaten you? I just asked you to be realistic. If you don't, I will be realistic. By the way, I was seventeen years old. I was in junior high school and had not yet entered high school. I was eighteen years old..." Nie Canglong said.

"Can my sister tell you about me? Don't dream..." Although the girl's tone was quite disdainful, she felt guilty no matter how she heard it.

"Don't you believe it?" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl with a smile and said.

"I...I don't believe...I don't believe that my sister would be so boring..." The girl said this, obviously lacking confidence. What kind of person her sister is. She is really clear. Although they all seem to be gentle and virtuous girls on the surface, they are actually very damn-bellied. Even if there is a difference between the same father, it is not much bigger.

"Then I really said it..." Nie Canglong's eyes narrowed.

"Cough cough..." Qin Xiaojun glanced at Wang Xueying and coughed twice. "Actually, your master stopped peeing at the kang when he was eight years old. This is what your teacher told me in person..."

"Oh..." Wang Xueying nodded stupidly, "What the teacher said is definitely the fact..." After that, she shook her head back again. The master and his wife seemed to be talking about some private matters. If she didn't evacuate quickly, she might be killed and silenced.

"Not bad, I respect the facts..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but nodded, "Since you have told the truth, then I won't tell the facts I know..."

"Little Green Snake, I remember you, wait for me..." The girl hadn't suffered such a big loss, so she spoke harshly to Nie Canglong with reluctance.

"You don't want me to tell the truth, right?" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows proudly and said.

"No..." the girl shook her head quickly, "I just asked you to wait. Don't you want to wait for me?"

"Waiting for you? Of course I don't want to. Do I still have to wait? Accompanying you is my main task. As long as you say a word, I will accompany you even if you poop..." Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"Bah..." The girl's little face suddenly turned red and she pointed at the man's nose angrily, "You shameless thing, you are shameless, can you not get me?"

"Of course not. We are just winged birds, and we can't even separate branches in this life..." Nie Canglong said proudly.

"It's so stingy..." The girl looked like she was shaking goosebumps.

"For you, no matter how you die, it's worth it..." Nie Canglong said, looking at the girl with a deep face.

"Vomit..." The girl pretended to vomit, "Can you stop nauseating me so much? I can't stand it..."

"I'm telling the truth, how can you say I disgusted you?? Do you know that you hurt my heart?? I want to tell the truth, I want to tell the truth..." Nie Canglong said immediately with dissatisfaction.

"Can you stop using this trick? Do you think my mouth is not as good as you?" The girl's little face suddenly turned black.

"Your mouth is not as good as mine..." Nie Canglong said naturally.

"Okay, this is what you said..." The girl showed a hideous smile on her little face, "Someone is nineteen years old..."

"Okay, okay..." Nie Canglong was panicked when he heard the girl say that she was nineteen years old and hurriedly covered the girl's mouth, "We don't say anything anymore, we don't say anything anymore, okay?"

"Why don't you say it? I remember someone wrote a love letter to a fat girl in his class when he was nineteen years old? Then he read it on the school radio..." The girl pulled the man's hand off and said with a sneer.

"That doesn't count. It was because I lost the bet with my buddy, so I wrote it. What kind of vision do I have? Can I like such a fat girl??" Nie Canglong said quickly.

"Do you have a high vision?" the girl asked with her eyebrows raised.

"Whether I have a high vision depends on you..." Nie Canglong said.

"It's really tall..." The girl thought for a moment, and couldn't help but nodded seriously. "But you don't feel ashamed at all? I feel like a toad, wanting to eat swan meat??"

"No..." Nie Canglong shook his head vigorously.

"Isn't it really not?" The girl raised her eyebrows and turned her head to look towards the car window. "Someone is sixteen..."

"Yes, yes, yes..." When Nie Canglong heard the girl's sixteen years old, his face changed drastically, and he covered the girl's mouth again, "Grandma, please spare me. Why did my mother tell you everything?"

"There's no way, I didn't want to hear it. Who knew that your mother was so enthusiastic that she had to tell me about you. From when you were naked, when you were admitted to college, you seemed to be afraid that I wouldn't understand you, so you just picked up fun..." The girl pulled the man's hand again and said proudly.

"Auntie, please spare me. None of us will tell you about each other, or not??" Nie Canglong begged.

"This..." the girl pretended to be pondering, "It's all right to talk to others, and I haven't done anything wrong, so what's hard to say?"

"What I do is a bad thing. Let's not talk about mine. You have never done a bad thing. Then let's talk about yours..." Nie Canglong said.

"Didn't you just say you want to accompany me? Why are you letting me fight alone now? I really can't believe in the man's mouth even if I believe there are ghosts in this world..." The girl shook her head with disappointment.

"There are really ghosts in this world. We have seen several..." Nie Canglong said.

"Anyway, I don't believe your mouth..." The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.

"Xiaojun, we are a family, so we should not make any public family scandals. Let's talk nonsense here, so let outsiders make jokes?" Nie Canglong said.

"Who is with your family?" the girl said with a blank look at the man.

"You are my wife, of course you and me are family..." Nie Canglong said naturally.

"Your surname is Nie, my surname is Qin. Do I have any of my family and I have it?" the girl curled her lips and said.

"In the past, intermarriage was not allowed between the same surname. If we had the same surname, we could not be a family..." Nie Canglong said.

"When will I become your wife? Do you have a marriage certificate?" The girl said disdainfully at the man.

"This..." Nie Canglong was stunned, with a hint of surprise on his face, "I will take it with you when we return to Beijing..."

"Bao, who is going to get a marriage certificate from you?" The girl was a little embarrassed and annoyed, "Warning you, if you say nonsense again, I will ask you to test the medicine for me..."

"I dare not, I dare not..." Nie Canglong's expression changed at that time. Although the laxative just now did not work for him, who can guarantee that Qin Xiaojun did not have a more powerful medicine? Today, Qin Xiaojun can produce a laxative that can make Yuan Daxian get hit, and tomorrow, he might be able to produce a laxative that can make him get hit.

"Hmph..." The girl snorted coldly, "Actually, I have discovered that this era of great liberation is simply my paradise. Do you know?? As I have been walking and stopping along the way, Xiaoqing has already brought me a variety of legendary medicinal herbs..."

"Uh..." Nie Canglong was stunned, then smiled embarrassedly, "Is that so?? Then really congratulations..."

"Thank you..." The girl smiled faintly, "The medicine I gave you is a Chinese patent medicine called Tongtian San. This medicine is powdery and will evaporate into the air for a certain period of time when it is exposed to the air, making it colorless and odorless. Its main function is to cause intestinal spasms to achieve the purpose of cleaning the intestines..."

"Uh..." Nie Canglong felt big beads of sweat oozing out of his pores, "This medicine should be considered a health care medicine..."

"You are right, it's a health medicine. I also have a medicine called Xiaotong ointment here. The effect is similar to Tongtian San, and the inhalation method is also very simple. Do you want to try it..." the girl said.

"This..." Nie Canglong's face turned pale in an instant, and his body started to sway. "No, no, no, I can't do it, I'm special. I'll waste your medicine..."

"Then, who will ask me to try the medicine? The medicine I made must not be ignorant of the efficacy of the medicine, just use it randomly, right? This irresponsible practice will cause death..." the girl said with a smile.

"This..." Nie Canglong glanced at the girl, and the corner of his eyes looked at Yuan Siyu again lying on the bed, "Or, let Sister Yuan try it. Sister Yuan is also a land god. She has good physical fitness and is not as special as me. If she tests the medicine, she can just test the effect of the medicine."

"Are you still a man? I pushed it onto a woman's head when she was in danger. I really misjudged you..." The girl glared at the man and said.

"Uh..." Nie Canglong was stunned and glanced at Yuan Siyu, "I have never treated her as a woman. This should have nothing to do with whether I am a man, right?"

"Why is it okay?? I said it's related. It's related..." the girl said angrily.

"Yes, yes, I will listen to you..." Nie Canglong nodded quickly.

"Now, I'll give you a task..." The girl's face calmed down and she took out a small paper bag from her arms. "This is the sniffing cream I made, and it is also a laxative. Just put it under the nose and sniff it gently, it can stimulate intestinal spasms. Expel all the toxins, feces and the like intestines..."

"Xiaojun. You are so awesome..." Nie Canglong felt a little dizzy. Why did such a beautiful girl like to study laxatives so much?

"Don't flatter..." The girl rolled her eyes, "If you have the skill of flattering, it's better to try the medicine for me quickly. Try out the effect of the medicine. It's more effective than flattering you for ten days and half a month..."

"This..." Nie Canglong felt a little numb, "There is a voluntary principle in clinical trials, right??Aren't you rushing the duck to put it on the shelves??"

"Have you been a duck?" The girl glanced at the man, but the words she said were quite fierce.

"I..." Nie Canglong's face turned dark and glared at the girl, "How can you insult me ​​like this? Do you know how much harm it would be to my fragile heart if you say such words??"

"Don't give me this set..." The girl rolled her eyes, "Just tell me if you try the medicine, give me some good words. If you don't want to try it, I'll go find someone else..."

"This..." Nie Canglong was a little embarrassed, "Who do you want to find?"

"Who am I going to ask for? Is it related to you??" The girl said with a calm expression.

"You will use this trick to bully me..." Nie Canglong muttered and took the paper bag from the girl's hand. With the girl's satisfied smile, he opened the paper bag, revealing a small piece of light yellow ointment, put it on the end of his nose and sniffed it.

"How is it? What do you feel?" The girl opened her big eyes, stared at the man in a low voice, and asked in a low voice.

"Does it feel?" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and felt his body carefully. "It smells like jasmine flowers, and it feels quite refreshing..."

"I know it smells like jasmine. I'm asking you what it feels like in your belly..." The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.

"I don't feel it..." Nie Canglong shook his head and said.
To be continued...