Chapter 501 The times create heroes
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"I'll just say it..." Nie Canglong appeared beside her with a smile, holding her waist, "The question you asked has no meaning at all..."
"Hate..." The girl twisted her body, "Can you stay away from me? I'm depressed..."
"What's the depressing thing about this?" Nie Canglong smiled and walked towards the dining table. "You know, there are too many loopholes in this problem, and it's really normal for people to get lost..."
"I'm just unhappy anyway..." the girl muttered.
"There is nothing to do, but I suggest you complete this problem so that all men can't get through the loopholes. Then tell Mr. Zheng's wife and let Mr. Zheng be the first experiencer..." Nie Canglong smiled badly, held the girl and came to the dining table, pressing her on a stool, "I have confidence in you, you will definitely be able to complete the problem..." He sat down next to the girl.
"Canglong, there is no such person as you. I'll provoke you? You framed me like this?" Zheng Dongfang was not happy, "Do you want my family to be peaceful?"
"Look at you, isn't your situation special?" Nie Canglong said with a embarrassed smile.
"If Xiaojun completes the problem, even if my situation is special, it will be useless. I will definitely not be able to escape..." Zheng Dongfang added two firewood to the bonfire, stood up, stretched, and sat at the dining table, "You said you are a man, why should men make things difficult for men? How can I sing a song? Men are tired and men are tired. Men who make people calculating are very tired, and men who are calculating are even more tiring..."
"Uncle Zheng is a little crazy..." Nie Canglong muttered softly in the girl's ear, "Let's not pay attention to him, let's make him crazy, just think of him playing monkeys..."
"Hehe..." The girl laughed and didn't say much. She could see that Xiao Qingshe was embarrassed by what Mr. Zheng said, and deliberately diverted her gaze.
"Canglong. Do you know?? You are my idol. I, Zheng Dongfang, have never chased the stars in my life, but when I saw you, I began to admire you. I also wanted to be like you, living so freely, but who would have thought that you were such a person, you really..." Zheng Dongfang was muttering, and a layer of mist surged in his eyes at the right time, "You really disappointed me. Do you know the confusion of faith collapsed?? I want to die now, do you know?? I... I don't have faith, do you know?"
"Why do I feel that I am so guilty?" Nie Canglong's forehead was sweating. It turns out that my words and deeds could have such a great impact on you?
"Little Green Snake, you have successfully hurt Mr. Zheng's pure heart. You might as well commit suicide and apologize..." The girl couldn't help but sigh and said pretending.
"Ah..." Nie Canglong immediately looked panicked, "Is it that serious?"
"Of course there is, because you, Mr. Zheng's pure heart is covered with a layer of shadow. What does this mean??" The girl looked at the man seriously and said.
"What does this mean?" Nie Canglong asked weakly.
"This shows that Mr. Zheng has resentment. It's okay to say when he is alive. At most, he will be distorted and become a super villain. But after he dies, the resentment has not yet dissipated. Then the soul will become a ghost, and ** will become a zombie..." The girl has quite the experience of telling horror stories. While talking, she also imitates the two ghosts in moderation.
"Wow..." Nie Canglong immediately looked frightened, "So terrifying?"
"Of course..." The girl nodded for granted, "What's even more terrifying is that after Mr. Zheng's soul becomes a ghost, in order to eliminate his resentment, he will continue to harm people, harm others, and then harm others. How many humans will be harmed by Mr. Zheng, and thus die in fear and misery? This is all your sins..."
"Am I that scary?" Zheng Dongfang felt sweating on his forehead. Why did I die and become a ghost? I am living well, why do you want to say I was dead?
"Yes, absolutely..." Nie Canglong and the girl almost spoke in unison.
"Is it really true?" Zheng Dongfang felt that he had no confidence in speaking. I was so scary. Will these two people take me away while I have not become a ghost yet? Of course, this thought just flashed through me.
"It really is..." After the couple looked at each other, they couldn't help but speak in unison again.
"This expression and action are really in harmony..." Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but be shocked.
"Why are you imitating me to speak?" The girl was dissatisfied and glared at the man angrily, "I warn you, if you deliberately create coincidences with me again, I will ignore you..."
"We are really in harmony..." Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"Nonsense..." the girl said angrily.
"I'm really not talking nonsense..." Nie Canglong looked aggrieved, "Before you speak, look at me, do you think I can say it?"
"How do you know?" The girl couldn't help but be shocked.
"Of course I know, because I think so too..." Nie Canglong said seriously.
"This is a coincidence..." The girl's face turned a little red. Thinking about it, she really had a close relationship with this bad guy. Coincidence is a kind of close relationship? At least she thought about it together.
"This was not something I did on purpose, it was created by the two of us who cooperated seamlessly, and then it was created. The inevitable coincidence, simply called "integrity..." Nie Canglong felt that he suddenly became a great philosopher, and his words were quite philosophical.
"This is considered artificial, not a sympathy..." the girl said shyly.
"Uncle Zheng, isn't it artificial to be in tune with each other?" Nie Canglong began to ask the university professor. Well, as long as he can return to the university where he works, with his current knowledge, and so on, there is no problem at all.
"Is this?" Zheng Dongfang thought for a while, "Generally, this is inconsistent with the mind. For example, the two of them suddenly thought of going together, which has something to do with brain waves, but it is not an absolute relationship. How can I say this? It should be said that it is. Human factors and natural factors are indispensable..."
"I don't understand..." Nie Canglong felt a little stupid. This field of philosophy is not the field he is good at. Why do you discuss this with a university professor? Do you really think that he is a philosopher?
"I don't understand, there is no way..." Zheng Dongfang smiled, "Because I don't understand very much, I only know that there is a connection with my heart and it has something to do with fate..."
"I love to hear these words..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but nodded, "The fate between Xiaojun is something I can't figure out in my life. You have me and I have you, and you are not enough to describe..."
"Can you be more shameless?" The girl's little face turned red with shame, "What are you in me and I in you??"
"I have you, you have my son..." Nie Canglong immediately responded to the girl's request and said something even more shameless.
"Little Green Snake. If I spare you today, I will not be Qin Xiaojun..." The girl's little face turned black at that time, she glared at the man, and her little hands secretly pinched the man's thigh.
"Ao..." Nie Canglong shouted with a very beastly nature, "It's so good..."
"Where is my medicine?" The girl made the man even more embarrassed and pretended to search for the medicine bag in her arms.
"Oh, look at you, why are you like this?" Nie Canglong quickly held the girl's little hand, "I really feel very happy. You don't know that I am a person who tends to be abused. The more miserable you bully me, the more I feel happy..."
"I can indirectly prove this..." Zheng Dongfang nodded.
"Look. Even Mr. Zheng knows that as my closest person, how can you pretend to be confused?" Nie Canglong said earnestly.
"So you still have this tendency?" The girl's big eyes narrowed, and a trace of fierce light flashed out of it.
"Of course..." Nie Canglong nodded solemnly, "You don't know that since I became a land god, I basically don't know that the pain is so painful. Now, the pain is like enjoyment. Ah, baby, let my pain come more violently..."
"I don't have the ability to make you feel pain, but I still have the ability to make you feel comfortable..." The girl smiled gloomy and took out a small paper bag from her arms, "Guess what this is? This is my newly configured medicine. In terms of the efficacy, it is exactly the opposite of the medicine with side effects..."
"Uh..." Nie Canglong was stunned, "Is it aphrodisiac?"
"Ph..." the girl spat, "What are you talking about? How could I configure that kind of medicine? What I said is that the effect of this medicine is exactly the opposite of stimulating excretion function..."
"Ah?" Nie Canglong was stunned, "So, this is a medicine for constipation?"
"If you answer correctly, there is a reward. The prize is the opportunity to experience this medicine in person..." The girl smiled and put the paper bag on the table, then slowly opened it. "This medicine is almost anesthetic, which will paralyze the nerves of the large intestine. In this way, the feces cannot be excreted. The validity period is three months. I also gave it a nice name called Wulu San..."
"You two can play for yourself..." Zheng Dongfang was so scared that he quickly got up and ran to the bonfire. The couple was too dangerous, so the farther they were, the better.
"Look at Uncle Zheng's cowardly appearance, as if you were a beast. I decided to give this reward to Uncle Zheng and let him experience your power. What kind of beast is worse than you..." Nie Canglong was quite arrogant.
"What you said makes sense..." The girl couldn't help but nodded, "I'll let you try with Mr. Zheng later..."
"Let Uncle Zheng try it first, respect the elderly and love the young. I have always kept this traditional virtue of the Chinese nation in mind..." Nie Canglong said hurriedly.
"Canglong, don't bully your uncle. Your uncle's body cannot withstand your troubles..." Zheng Dongfang was almost crying. Are you bullying too much?? No matter whether you are trying medicine or flirting, does it have anything to do with me? Why do you have to do with me?
"Uncle Zheng, what a rare opportunity this is?? This is witnessing the birth of a medical master. How could you not participate in such a historically significant thing?? You won't have any opinions on the future medical master Ms. Qin Xiaojun, right??" Nie Canglong immediately changed his face and said.
"How can you..." Zheng Dongfang's tears were flowing down, "How can you say that? I have always been very supportive of Xiaojun's career..."
"I feel relieved with you, so you should come over quickly and help test the medicine..." Nie Canglong waved to him with a smile.
"Xiaojun, your husband bullies people..." Zheng Dongfang cried and complained to Qin Xiaojun.
"Uncle Zheng, you'd better come over and try the medicine..." The girl's face turned dark at that time. When did that bad guy become my husband? Since you dare to talk nonsense, don't blame me for being rude.
"Xiaojun..." Zheng Dongfang stood beside the bonfire, motionless, "Just let me go..."
"Uncle Zheng, you don't want me to invite you in person, right?" Nie Canglong smirked.
"I bullied Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi and Siyu. You are still planning to bully Mr. Zheng now. You two are too arrogant..." Sister Bai walked over from the dining car with a large plate of meat.
"I'm so miserable..." Zheng Dongfang saw someone who stood up for him and said, he wailed and cried as if he had grabbed the life-saving straw.
"This is only once, no one will be used as an example..." Sister Bai curled her lips and said.
"Xiaojun..." Zheng Dongfang looked at Qin Xiaojun pitifully, "Just let the uncle go, he is so old, he is not as good as a young man. If something happens during the medicine test, his life will be gone..."
"Since Sister Bai has pleaded for you, if I persist, it means not giving Sister Bai's face. I don't give Sister Bai's face. This is nothing. The key is that my apprentice is her daughter. I have to take care of my apprentice's feelings, right?" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Zheng Dongfang with a sneering look on his face, "Just do as Sister Bai said. This is only once, so I won't be the case..."
"Thank you, thank you..." Zheng Dongfang was relieved when he heard Qin Xiaojun, and couldn't help but be surprised. "Xiaojun is so generous. Thank you here. I wish you a long life together, a happy marriage, a good fortune, and many children and grandchildren..."
"I feel a little embarrassed to let him say this. I will just tell some truths that people love to hear..." Nie Canglong was so excited that his face was flushed and he almost danced with joy after hearing Zheng Dongfang's series of compliments.
"What the truth?" the girl was a little embarrassed and upset, "What he said is all stupid..."
"Anyway, I love to listen..." Nie Canglong's face was full of flowers, "I feel a little embarrassed to do this clinical trial..."
"What's so sorry?? Just this time, I've finished it long ago. I'll let Mr. Zheng get rid of it and let him say more compliments to you..." The girl curled her lips and said.
"That's right..." Nie Canglong thought about it and couldn't help but nod.
"You, what do you mean?" Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but be shocked and asked in a trembling voice.
"The Chinese language level is limited..." Sister Bai put the plate in the middle of the table, "What does it mean to be this time, and not as an example? Isn't it mean that only this time, there will never be another next time? But this time, you have to cooperate with others, otherwise, what are the consequences of not following the agreement? Even if they don't abide by the agreement, they won't abide by the agreement. If they don't abide by the agreement, they won't say how many times there will be in the future..." As she said that, she twisted her big round butt and walked towards the dining cart. As soon as the meat was served on the table, she had to serve the staple food.
"Canglong, can you not bully people like this?" Zheng Dongfang started crying again, "Your uncle is quite fragile and can't stand the two of you going so hard..."
"There is no way..." Nie Canglong shook his head, "For the development of science, some sacrifices are still necessary..."
"I don't have that high awareness..." Zheng Dongfang said crying.
"Uncle Zheng, this is wrong with you..." Qin Xiaojun smiled coldly, "What a glorious thing it is to devote himself to science? And the drugs I developed are all aimed at creatures that have been cultivated. How important is this for ordinary people who have not practiced?? They can rely on this medicine to deal with scum who insult them, or they can be used to resist monsters who regard them as food. Think about it, what a great merit this is??"
"You will become a hero in the world..." Nie Canglong said in a fascinating manner.
"I am just an ordinary little person. At most I want to be a borer in a country. I have never thought of being a hero..." Zheng Dongfang said crying.
"The times create heroes, and sometimes heroes can't help themselves..." Nie Canglong sighed and said.
"You'd better accept your fate..." Qin Xiaojun smiled coldly, "The name Zheng Dongfang is destined to leave a deep mark in the long river of history..."
"No..." Zheng Dongfang looked at Nie Canglong crying, "Canglong, you are a man, and you are a pure man. Are you just watching a woman riding on your head and shitting and peeing? Can you bear it??"
"Uncle Zheng, this taste is a bit heavy..." Nie Canglong's face turned red. Looking at a woman scattering and peeing, how obscene it is?? Pissing and peeing on his head, no matter whether the person is a man or a woman, how disgusting it is??
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