Chapter Five Hundred and Nine Special Governance(1/2)
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"It's so bad..." Gu Yunfeng shouted loudly, "I actually want to cut our tongues. Without our tongues, we won't have a good meal in the future..."
"More importantly, without a tongue, how could I kiss him??" Sister Bai said with a sad face.
"Oh my God..." Zhang Xiaohuaer lay on the table weakly, but her two little hands supported her body, but her clothes didn't touch the table. "Why am I so miserable?"
"This is not very reliable. Although they are not very educated, writing words is not difficult. At least it is still fine to record someone's peeping..." Qin Xiaojun said.
"Chop your fingers together?" Nie Canglong made a chopping move and said viciously.
"It's so miserable, I can't get anything in the future..." Gu Yunfeng started to wail, as if she had really chopped off her fingers.
"If you don't have fingers, at most you can't get anything. If I don't have fingers, how can I rub Canglong? It's like 80% of my skills are wasted..." Sister Bai said crying.
"What kind of kung fu is it?" Zhang Xiaohuaer couldn't understand Sister Bai's words.
"This..." Sister Bai asked Zhang Xiaohua'er to ask this question, and she felt a little embarrassed, "The time of bathing..."
"I don't even know if you are masturbating?" Gu Yunfeng gave Zhang Xiaohua'er a blank look, "Then what else do you know? Little brat, don't join in the fun..."
"Why don't I know? I'm just talking. Not only do I know how to rub it, but I also know how to rub it..." Zhang Xiaohuaer was a little dissatisfied.
"Where are you sucking?" Gu Yunfeng smiled evilly, "Do you understand?"
"Of course I understand..." Zhang Xiaohua'er said with a little panic in her eyes.
"Then you can demonstrate to us..." Gu Yunfeng said with a strange smile.
"I, I..." Zhang Xiaohuaer was even more panicked, "I won't, what should I do if you learn it?"
"I said you are not moral?" Sister Bai gave Gu Yunfeng a dissatisfied look, "Is there anyone who teases you like this?"
"I want to tease you..." Gu Yunfeng gave Sister Bai a blank look and said, "Can I tease you? You are the one who has experienced..."
"Jess Feng, you have healed your scar and forgot to hurt. When my junior sister asks you what it means to suck, I guess my master should drive you away again..." Wang Xueying gave Gu Yunfeng a blank look and said.
"Little Yaya, do you want to know what sucking means?" Gu Yunfeng was indifferent. She turned her body and looked at Xiao Yaya with a smile.
"Well..." Xiao Yaya nodded fiercely.
"That's it..." Gu Yunfeng leaned over and took a sip on Xiao Yaya's face. When she let go, she made a popping sound, and a big red mark appeared on her face.
"Aunt Feng bit me..." Xiao Yaya felt a little hot on her face, and she couldn't help but burst into tears. She thought that Aunt Feng bit off a piece of meat on her face.
"Little bastard, I really don't know whether it's better. Aunt Feng likes you. Kiss you..." Gu Yunfeng gave the little girl a blank look and said angrily.
"Why is the meat gone after kissing me?" the little girl said cryingly.
"You ask your mother, do you still have any flesh on your face?" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but laugh and cry.
"There is no meat, a large piece is missing, and it's all bleeding..." Sister Bai is not a good person either. Anyway, she is quite easy to bully her daughter.
"Wow..." The little girl couldn't help but burst into tears when she heard her mother's words, "Yaya has become ugly, and the teacher's wife will not like it anymore..."
"Hey..." Gu Yunfeng was happy. "This little girl thought she was so beautiful. You don't think about it. Can the child born to be handsome if your mother is so ugly??"
"Who do you think is ugly?" Sister Bai stopped doing it. She pinched her waist and glared at Gu Yunfeng, "Is there anyone who says that?"
"This person just can't tell the truth. If you tell the truth, you will offend people..." Gu Yunfeng bit a bite the steamed bun and pick up meat, "Let's have a meal quickly and block this mouth that loves to tell the truth, otherwise you will offend people in a while..."
"Where can I block the steamed buns? You should block them with your stool..." Sister Bai sneered.
"Do you pull it?? If you pull it, I will eat it..." Gu Yunfeng was also quite fierce and dared to say anything.
"It's hard to say. I'm going to find a place to eat for you..." Sister Bai said, then stood up and acted to find a convenient place to get some nutritional meal for Gu Yunfeng.
"That won't work..." Gu Yunfeng grabbed her, "It must be something that happened in front of us, otherwise, what should you do if you make a bunch of shit to pretend?? It's better to let everyone be a witness. It's better to be a good person..."
"Oh, don't you eat shit?" Sister Bai glanced at Gu Yunfeng with a dark face and said.
"Nonsense..." Gu Yunfeng snorted coldly and said.
"I remember dogs eat human shit, but they just don't eat similar shit. It seems that you and dogs have a lot in common..." Sister Bai sneered.
"Hehe..." Gu Yunfeng also sneered, "I do have a lot in common with dogs, but as for you, you and dogs are not different at all, otherwise how could you know how to gag with your stool??"
"I said, this is at the dining table..." Zhang Xiaohuaer looked at the two girls and was a little crazy. "How did you change your meal to a shit conference? And let people eat??"
"Senior Sister, what does shit taste like?" Xiao Yaya heard three words from her mother and Aunt Feng, and couldn't help but swallowed curiously, wiped away her tears, and asked her senior sister for advice.
"It smells the same as the stinky tofu..." Wang Xueying's little face had long been green, and it was just to make Sister Bai and Gu Yunfeng disgusted. When she heard the junior sister's words, she blurted out without thinking.
"Then Yaya wants to eat shit..." The little girl still remembers the plate of stinky tofu she ate at noon. It smells really disgusting, but it doesn't taste that way, and it tastes pretty good.
"Yaya, did you learn from your mother?" Gu Yunfeng was amused.
"I'll let you eat shit, I'll let you eat shit..." Sister Bai was so angry that she pulled one of her daughter's legs and slapped her little butt twice.
"Wow..." The little girl burst into tears at that time, "Mom is bad, I won't give it to Yaya if you have good things..."
"Sister Bai. You are so brave. You dare to hit his apprentice's ass in front of my master. Do you don't want to live anymore?" Wang Xueying quickly snatched the little girl over and said glaring at Sister Bai.
"If I beat my daughter, your master is so ungrateful?" Sister Bai said dissatisfied.
"Of course, my junior sister is first of all my master's apprentice, and secondly, your daughter. If you don't accept it, you will take your daughter away and cut off your relationship with my master..." Wang Xueying said.
"You..." Sister Bai was so angry that she didn't know what to say, "Your master hasn't said anything yet, why are you yelling around?"
"I think Xueying is saying it well. She dares to hit my apprentice in front of me. Do you take me too seriously?" Nie Canglong said in a thick voice.
"I said, can you..." Sister Bai glared at Nie Canglong fiercely, "Women are talking, can you stop interrupting??"
"But I can't watch my apprentice make people abuse me and be indifferent..." Nie Canglong said with an excited look on his face.
"What's wrong?? Want to avenge your apprentice??" Sister Bai looked at Nie Canglong with disdain, "I just slapped your apprentice's butt twice, why don't you hit me back?? If you feel that you can't relieve your hatred, you can double it, hit you all the time, and then double it if you don't relieve your hatred. Until you slapped your hatred..."
"I think this method is good..." Qin Xiaojun nodded, "At least it proves that Sister Bai is very sincere..."
"Did you hear it?" Sister Bai was happy at that time and threw a charming look at Nie Canglong with some pride, "Xiaojun says I have sincerity..."
"Hmph..." Nie Canglong snorted coldly and turned his head away.
"It's good to have sincerity. Don't be beaten to death..." Qin Xiaojun smiled grimly and winked at Wang Xueying. "What are you still standing there? Why don't you vent your master quickly?? One minute later, maybe your master will be pissed to death..."
"Okay..." Wang Xueying was excited at that time and looked at Sister Bai with her hands ready to go, "Hurry up and stick out her butt and let me vent my anus for my master. Don't worry, I will never take the opportunity to break your anus..."
"Does her chrysanthemum be broken?? She has been penetrated from the inside out long ago..." Gu Yunfeng sneered.
"Wow, I'm so angry that I'm so angry. I've collected all your anus today..." Sister Bai jumped high in anger, "If you don't make your shit fly, I won't be Bai..."
"Oh my God, I can't eat this supper today..." Zhang Xiaohua'er smiled bitterly, and she felt relieved, looking like she was not energetic at all.
"Little Green Snake, you have to come forward..." Qin Xiaojun's little face also changed a little. "Some people's words and deeds are too vulgar, and they must be seriously rectified, otherwise they will not have to eat in the future..."
"Yes..." Nie Canglong saluted the girl with a serious look on his face, "Under the correct leadership of Ms. Qin Xiaojun, the special governance action for the three vulgar women was officially launched. Please give me a lecture..."
"Comrade Xiao Qingshe, you must meticulously complete the arduous task assigned to you by your leader, and do not let down the trust of your leader..." The girl grinned and said with a serious face.
"Yes, I guarantee to complete the task..." Nie Canglong's outfit is quite similar. The key is that the military courtesy is relatively standard and looks quite good. "I will never let down the leader's trust in me..."
"Well..." The girl couldn't help but nodded, "Then let's start..."
"Yes..." Nie Canglong quickly responded, and then pointed at Sister Bai, "Three vulgar women, what are you looking at? I'm talking about you, I'll give you a warning. I dare to treat the dining table as a cottage, and I'll let you have a meal in the cottage in the future..."
"Give it a lot..." Qin Xiaojun couldn't help but exclaim loudly when she heard Nie Canglong's punishment measures.
"You are just a vulgar girl, your whole family is vulgar..." Sister Bai stopped doing it. If she had a big hat of a vulgar girl on her head, would it be a big loss??
"Attacking the law enforcement officers, you don't want to mess around, right?" Nie Canglong said with a straight eyebrows.
"Nie Canglong, please apologize in writing to me, otherwise I will write a storytelling about your peeping sister-in-law, three episodes a day, and go to the overpass for free..." Sister Bai's counterattack was quite powerful.
"Little Green Snake, you're done..." The girl looked at the man with some gloating pleasure, "If someone really knows that you peek at your sister-in-law, your reputation will be ruined. You know, although my father doesn't value reputation much, he doesn't like a notorious mouse crossing the street..."
"Hey..." Nie Canglong was not happy, "Why am I a rat crossing the street?"
"If you spy on your sister-in-law, wouldn't it be a rat crossing the street?" the girl said with a blink of an eye.
"That's all your guesses and imaginations, it's impossible. You don't think about it. Can I let her make up for me?" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and said.
"That's true..." The girl thought about it and couldn't help but nodded, "How do you plan to deal with her? Stop the silence, take over the house. Or do you want to force and induce her?"
"No need for this..." Nie Canglong smiled coldly, "If she dares to slander my reputation, I will drag her daughter into the water so that everyone knows that this hero who peeps at the sister-in-law, his apprentice is the author's daughter..."
"You are despicable..." Sister Bai was anxious at the time, "How could you drag us Yaya into the water?"
"You dragged my son into the water..." Nie Canglong said angrily.
"Your son? Where did you get your son?" Sister Bai was not happy. You little virgin is fainting, or should you take the things in your dream seriously?
"Of course my son was born after I got married to Xiaojun..." Nie Canglong said naturally.
"Bah, I'm giving birth to a son with you..." The girl's little face turned red.
"Don't interrupt, I'm educating the three vulgar girls..." Nie Canglong glared at the girl seriously and said with a righteous attitude.
"I wrote about you, does it have anything to do with your son? Don't mess with me..." Sister Bai said angrily at the man.
"I'm just messing around?" From now on, my son went to kindergarten. When the child heard that his father was a hero who peeped at his sister-in-law, who dared to play with him?? When he went to elementary school, middle school, and college. When his classmates heard that this handsome guy's father was a hero who peeped at his sister-in-law, who dared to have a partner with him?? Do you know if you ruined him?? Do you dare to say that I'm just messing around??" Nie Canglong thought for a long time.
"I'm just having sex in elementary school?" A black line appeared on Sister Bai's forehead, "Is it more reliable?"
"If you don't have sex in elementary school, then when will you do it?" Nie Canglong said with a blank look at Sister Bai.
To be continued...