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"Oh..." Yuan Siyu couldn't help but nodded, "This flattery is so delicious that it's so good to fart..."

"Who farted?" the girl glanced at Yuan Siyu and said.

"I..." Yuan Siyu pointed at her nose and said seriously.

"Oh, I said why did you smell bad just now? It turns out that you farted?? Remember next time, it doesn't matter if you fart or not, it doesn't matter if you don't take off your pants. At least you have to find a place where there is no one, otherwise it will damage the air quality. If someone catches it, it will be fined..." the girl said lightly.

"Well..." Yuan Siyu blushed and nodded with gritted teeth.

"Master, don't call him Xiaobai..." Gu Yunfeng let go of the little mouth of the girl, and the girl started to make a fuss.

"It's okay if you don't call me..." Gu Yunfeng glared at the girl, "The name is just a code name, what's the name different? And the name Xiaobai sounds so nice. You will know that you are white and you love to be clean..."

"Master..." Xiaobai's place has not been settled yet, and Xiaohei's place has started to make trouble again. "Doesn't this name mean that the other person is getting dark?"

"It's so good to look black, it's so dark to ward off evil spirits..." Gu Yunfeng immediately came to comfort Xiao Hei in a hurry.

"It's just a black dog that wards off evil spirits..." Yuan Siyu curled her lips, "Oh, black cats ward off evil spirits..."

"Master, listen to what she said..." Xiao Hei stopped doing it at that time, pointed at Yuan Siyu, and was almost crying because of grievance.

"Yuan hates ghost..." Gu Yunfeng glared at Yuan Siyu angrily, "If you are seeking death, just say it, sisters, please help you..."

"I'm looking for death, you can help me..." Yuan Siyu couldn't help but curl her lips and said disdainfully.

"Xiao Hei..." Gu Yunfeng patted Xiao Hei's shoulder, "Go and pull a piece of shit. Let her taste it..."

"Master..." Xiao Hei really cried this time. Is it okay if he is a girl? How could he bully people like this?

"Just kidding..." Gu Yunfeng was a little embarrassed, "Just say that, it's not really for you to pull it..."

"Hehehe..." Yuan Siyu sneered, "What I said just now? It's about finding, not eating. If your cultural level is not enough, be more modest and don't come out to show off your ugly face. Is it the same thing to find and eat? I've found it. I want to give you something to eat, is it good to give you food?"

"I asked you two to stop being so disgusted?" The girl was a little unhappy as she listened. The two of them were talking more and more vulgar, making people feel disgusted.

"Yes, yes, we won't say it..." Gu Yunfeng nodded in a flattering manner quickly and put his posture quite low.

"Sister-in-law, this woman dares to call her Xiao Hei. Isn't this the same name as me? I'm not happy..." Xiao Hei ran over with a dissatisfaction and said, "I looked at the woman with the same name as me."

"Your name is Xiao Hei?" The girl glanced at Xiao Hei, "Aren't you called Hei?"

"My name is Hei?" Xiao Hei blinked his eyes and then suddenly realized. "Yes, my name is Hei, but I really got it wrong..."

"But to distinguish between you two, I see. We will call you mistress black in the future..." The girl curled her lips and said.

"Ah?" Xiao Hei immediately opened his mouth wide, looking reluctant. "Why did I suddenly line up behind Xiao Er Hei? Sister-in-law, if I don't do it, how could I be worse than that little lizard??"

"That's how?" The girl's eyes rolled, "Or call him Heizi?"

"No, no..." Xiao Hei fell to the ground and rolled around and cheated, "This is the name of a dog. If I don't want to do it, I won't do it..."

"This is really a troublesome thing?" The girl blinked her eyes and was immediately embarrassed.

"Let her change her name..." Nie Canglong pointed at Gu Yunfeng's ordering girl, "Anyway, she doesn't like Xiao Hei's name, or just call her Xiaohong..."

"Good name..." Gu Yunfeng was immediately happy, "This name can be described in two words, elegant..."

"Woo..." Xiaohong, who had just obtained a new name, burst into tears.

"I said my surname is Gu..." Yuan Siyu looked at Gu Yunfeng, "Can you have some integrity? Is the name Xiaohong related to Wenya?"

"As long as the name is Canglong, it is Wen'er..." Gu Yunfeng's admiration for Nie Canglong was quite blind, not to mention that he had to please him now, otherwise, he would probably never pay attention to him by his own enslavement of human women.

"If you call me Xiaohong..." The girl raised her eyebrows, "I might as well call him Azhu, I'd better call him the same name as the one in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"..."

"Okay, okay, okay..." The girl who is temporarily called Xiaohong, hopes that she can change her name.

"She's called Azhu, then I'll be called Abi..." The girl who had just obtained the name Xiaobai immediately made her request. Xiaobai's name sounded like a pet.

"No..." Gu Yunfeng glared at Xiaobai, "A Bi, what's the nice thing about it? Or Xiaobai sounds nice..."

"Master, I'll protest..." Xiaobai pouted and said relentlessly.

"Protest is invalid..." Gu Yunfeng glared at Xiaobai and said with a very dictatorial voice.

"Hmph..." Xiaobai pouted his little mouth and looked at the master. Seeing that his master's expression was quite firm, he couldn't help but hum.

"Hmph is useless..." Gu Yunfeng glared at Xiaobai, "Your name is given to you by your aunt Qin. Do you think your aunt Qin is just giving you a name? Don't be lucky enough to be lucky..."

"That's..." The girl who called Xiaohong for the time being was proud. It seemed that her future name would be Azhu. In fact, it was quite good to call Azhu.

"Just that's a big deal..." Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but roll her eyes, "You'll call Xiaohong from now on, do you understand?"

"Why??" The girl who had been confirmed by Gu Yunfeng to be called Xiaohong was immediately dissatisfied. "Azhu was named by Aunt Qin. I can't be in a blessing and I don't know how to be blessed..."

"Xiaohong is the name given to you by God Nie. Who is God Nie? He is your savior. If it weren't for him, you would have let the monsters kidnapped as your wife..." Gu Yunfeng said with beautiful eyes.

"But..." Xiaohong pouted, "This little Hong is too vulgar, that's the level of a primary school student..."

"What?" Gu Yunfeng was angry and grabbed Xiaohong's ear, "What did you say just now? The level of a primary school student?"

"Oh oh oh..." Xiaohong suddenly started to cry out in pain, "Master. It hurts..."

"Do you still know it hurt?" Gu Yunfeng did not let go, but twisted Xiaohong's ears into circles. "Then God Nie is a serious Peking University student. Do you understand it or not? If he is of a primary school student, wouldn't we not even recognize words??"

"Look at this flattery..." Yuan Siyu couldn't help but curl her lips, "Is this someone feeling the pressure?"

"What pressure?" Gu Yunfeng glared at Yuan Siyu, and his little hand let go of Xiaohong's ears, "Can you stop being so mysterious? How annoying is it?"

"Hmph..." Yuan Siyu sneered. "It's a mystery? Actually, I think I'm here. Should you go back to your house? With your strength, even if you meet a land god, you will probably be able to escape..."

"Nonsense..." Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but roll her eyes, "I have two more girls in charge. Can I run away? Can they run away? Can I watch them and let the monsters catch them? I know. If it were you, you would definitely ignore them and run away by yourself..."

"I have to say..." Yuan Siyu suddenly realized and looked at Gu Yunfeng with admiration, "It turns out that you have made a plan to do this, so you dare to take the blame for two humans and take over the command of two girls. I said, isn't it just a matter of one or two days?? As for you to cheat two big girls??"

"Why are you so unpleasant to listen to your words?" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but roll her eyes. "I feel like I'm in love with them, so I accepted them. Moreover, the world is so chaotic, and there are monsters everywhere. What if the two of them let the monsters eat them? At least it's safe to be by my side..."

"It makes sense..." The girl couldn't help but nodded, "Feng Jie'er's strength has basically reached the level of invincibility in the world. Even Canglong may not be your opponent..."

"Go awards and awards..." Gu Yunfeng suddenly became proud and waved his hand modestly, "Low-key..."

"I said, are you shameless?" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but roll her eyes, "Why don't we fight again? Let's see who is more powerful?"

"If you beat me, just hit me..." Gu Yunfeng raised her eyebrows, "If you dare to beat me, it means that Xiaojun is wrong. Then you will slap Xiaojun in the face..."

"You..." Yuan Siyu was stunned, "Can you be more shameless?"

"Be more shameless?" Gu Yunfeng turned her eyes and pointed at Nie Canglong, "Comrade Xiao Qingshe, why don't we fight each other and let you know how powerful this girl is..."

"I can't beat you..." Nie Canglong shook his head immediately, "You ancient immortal is a master of refining and refining the Xu and Hedao. How could I be your opponent? This is unscientific..."

"What?" Zhao Chuanxi appeared in front of everyone, carrying a pocket of the face and a rough prison cart in the other. "Why did there be another ancient god after so much effort??"

"The prison car is ready?" The girl looked at the huge prison car that Zhao Chuanxi was carrying, and her big eyes lit up at that time. "It's not bad, it's big enough, it's no problem to install hundreds of people..."

"Chuanxi..." Nie Canglong raised his thumbs up at Zhao Chuanxi, "Can you not be so slutty? You carry such a big object so big, so you can show that you are?"

"Hehehe..." Zhao Chuanxi smiled and put down the prison car. "It's not too heavy anyway, so I'll just carry it and play..." As he said, he raised his pocket of the face in his other hand, "Sister-in-law, all the insects you want are here..."

"Hmm?" The girl discovered that Zhao Chuanxi was carrying the noodles pocket at this time, "How many bugs can be contained in such a small pocket??"

"Hehe..." Zhao Chuanxi was immediately happy. "Sister-in-law, you don't understand. You looked at this pocket inconspicuously, but the space inside was so large. I just ran out and hit an ant nest and took it directly. Guess how many ants there are in total??"

"How could I guess this?" the girl couldn't help but roll her eyes and said.

"100,000..." Zhao Chuanxi said in a very exaggerated manner with his index fingers crossed.

"So many?" The girl was also a little surprised. "When did the ant nest have such a large scale?"

"It's not just that?" Zhao Chuanxi sighed, untied his face pocket, reached in, and took out an ant the size of a fist from it, "Look at this head, this is not an ant? It's clearly a small tank..."

"The tank is so small?" The girl couldn't help but give Zhao Chuanxi a blank look. "Can you be more realistic when you speak next time? Don't be like your unsolicited master..."

"The old Taoist is asking you to provoke you?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi stopped doing it. The ring incident just now made him feel unhappy. Who knew that he was shot again, and these tragic things in this world have caused the old Taoist to encounter?

"Hmph..." The girl snorted and said nothing. She ignored this demon.

"Sister-in-law, what I just mentioned was a small tank. It is the toy tank that children play with..." Zhao Chuanxi smiled with a shy face.

"Okay, okay..." The girl couldn't help but waved her hand, "Hurry up and put this ant in. Don't scare the immortal Yuan..."

"Uh..." Zhao Chuanxi was stunned when he heard his sister-in-law's words. He turned his head and glanced at Yuan Siyu. Sure enough, he didn't dare to look at the little ant in his hand when he saw Yuan Siyu's face, and a ferocious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Look...what to see?" Yuan Siyu saw Zhao Chuanxi's eyes, and immediately glared at him with a stern look on his face, and then hid behind Nie Canglong.

"Since Yuan, I have been so many days, thanks to your care, this is my gift to you..." Zhao Chuanxi sneered, and with a trembling wrist, the big ant flew towards Yuan Siyu.

"Ah..." Yuan Siyu screamed in fear when she saw the big ant flying towards her, and she jumped on Nie Canglong.

"I said it's the joy..." Nie Canglong caught the big ant, "Can you stop playing games like this that only children can play??"

"How do children play games?" Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but curl his lips, "On the battlefield, you can do everything you can, and the only thing you pursue is victory..."

"Chuanxi's words are really right..." The girl couldn't help but exclaim, "History is written by the victors. As long as you can achieve the final victory, when you write a history book in the future, you can write the victory process openly..."

"You are..." A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's forehead at that time, "You are tampering with history..."

"What tampering with history? How can history be tampered with? I'm just a selective art processing..." The girl couldn't help but roll her eyes and said.

"That's..." Zhao Chuanxi immediately agreed, "It's harmless to have a selective artistic processing..."

"You uncle and sister-in-law are so shameless..." Yuan Siyu glared at the two of them and said.
To be continued...