Eight hundred and seventieth chapters mother-in-law
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"Su Su..." The girl glanced at Bai Su Su, "Since my uncle said everything, we don't have to be polite..."
"Oh..." Bai Susu responded and put the remaining two large jars of wine into the planting space.
"Everyone sees it..." Bian Lanlan raised her hand. When everyone looked at her, she waved her hand and the dragon whip used to make wine appeared in front of everyone. "Did you see it?? There is no medicine anymore, everyone should be relieved, right?"
"Well..." The girl glanced at the dragon whip and nodded, "It's true, there is no effect anymore..."
"I absolutely believe what Xiaojun said..." Zheng Dongfang nodded, and he also realized that this dragon whip was indeed useless.
"Then don't waste it..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou waved his hand and a big black dog half a human tall appeared in front of him. The big dog was not polite and directly ate the dragon whip.
"You really don't lose at all..." Zheng Dongfang shook his head and sighed.
"Why am I at a disadvantage if I can take advantage of it?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou curled his lips and casually put the big black dog into the planting space.
"To be honest..." Zheng Dongfang raised his eyebrows, "How old are you, a big black dog?"
"Not counting..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou curled his lips, "I can't count it even if it is raised in the planting space..."
"That's true..." Zheng Dongfang nodded, "This kind of planting space is not good at all. If you don't pay attention, you will forget the time..."
"Okay, okay. The Dragon Whip Wine is also divided. Who is interested in the remaining monsters? If anyone is interested, he will take them by himself..." Nie Canglong waved his hand and said.
"I'm interested in this deer..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou was not polite at all, so he jumped onto the altar and carried the deer down. "From the future, the branches and leaves will spread in our Nie Family Star. If you can't eat the deer antler..."
"Then I want a bear..." Zheng Dongfang picked up the bear, "You can be a mount in the future..."
"I want the monkey..." Zhang Wenge ran out of nowhere, picked up the ape and tied the ape's neck with a rope. "In the future, it can be cultivated to become Sun Wukong..."
"Can you tie it with a rope?" Zheng Dongfang curled his lips, "That's not an ordinary monkey..."
"My rope is not an ordinary rope. This is called a fairy-bound rope. The more you struggle, the tighter it becomes..." Zhang Wenge glanced at Zheng Dongfang and said proudly.
"Where did you get the rope for binding? I don't care about the method of fooling people. It turns out that I have no culture and can really take pictures..." Zheng Dongfang said with a sneer.
"Who fooled you?" Zhang Wenge was unhappy at the time. "I got this bundle of immortal ropes from Baiyun Home. Do you understand? There are so many magic weapons in it. I told you, not only did I get the bundle of immortal ropes, but I also made a lot of immortal swords. You don't know that Baiyun Home has also had a cultural fault. There are many ruins inside, as long as you find a ruin, the treasures are all one by one..."
"So amazing?" Zheng Dongfang's eyes lit up at that time, "What are you saying so well?"
"What am I fooling you?" Zhang Wenge rolled his eyes, then turned his hand and a small golden ball appeared in his hand. "Do you know what this is?"
"Golden marble?" Zheng Dongfang blinked his eyes, "The one who played the slingshot?"
"Wrong..." Zhang Wenge smiled coldly, "It's terrible to be uneducated. He doesn't even recognize Jian Wan'er..."
"Jian Wan'er?" Zheng Dongfang's eyes widened at the time, "Is it the legendary flying sword?"
"You are not too rustic..." Zhang Wenge smiled proudly, "I actually know the flying sword..."
"Hey..." A black thread appeared on Zheng Dongfang's forehead at that time, "Then tell me, what kind of flying sword you are, and which one is more powerful than the sword made by Canglong?"
"As soon as you hear you say this, you will know that you are an amateur..." Zhang Wenge curled his lips, "No matter what kind of weapon you use, it depends on who can use it. Can weapons be distinguished??"
"I'm talking about quality..." Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes, "Do you understand quality? Is Chiyou from Xiaojun's family comparable to kitchen knives?"
"That's true..." Zhang Wenge raised his eyebrows, "If you talk about quality, you really can't say it. After all, this is different. The sword made by Canglong is tangible and qualitative. Is this sword pill? It is made of the refining and warming of sword energy. There is no question of which is better or worse..."
"Oh..." Zheng Dongfang curled his lips, "I still know which one is better and which one is worse. You are really more and more educated..."
"Did I use the wrong word?" Zhang Wenge frowned and said.
"No..." Zheng Dongfang smiled coldly, "I'm just laughing at you..."
"Why are you laughing at me?" Zhang Wenge was immediately displeased, "What qualifications do you have to laugh at me? I tell you, apologize to me quickly, otherwise I will let you know how powerful Jianmao'er is..."
"Let me apologize?" Zheng Dongfang glanced at Zhang Wenge, "You dream, I, Zheng Dongfang, is a university lecturer, will apologize to you, an old farmer? What are the beautiful things you want??"
"Then I'm not polite..." Zhang Wenge opened his mouth, and a white airflow flew out of his mouth, as if lightning bolted towards Zheng Dongfang.
"Hmm?" Zheng Dongfang's eyes lit up, and he reached out to grab the white airflow in his hand. "It's really amazing, just like living..."
"Hehe..." Zhang Wenge saw that the white airflower was grabbed by Zheng Dongfang, and couldn't help but smile, "You're finished..." As he said that, he pinched his hands gently and made a strange handprint.
"Hmm?" Zheng Dongfang was clever when he heard Zhang Wenge's words, and he swung his hand suddenly. He wanted to throw the white airflow out, but this white airflow was just the airflow, and he couldn't throw it out at all. The white airflow turned into a pocket sword with a slight rotation, and then stabbed Zheng Dongfang's crotch.
"A little test..." Zhang Wenge's eyes shone with light, "The Chicken-Cutting Sword..."
"Oh my God..." Zheng Dongfang screamed, and his figure disappeared in place in an instant. The pocket sword pounced in vain. As Zhang Wenge's thoughts activated, he circled around, looking for Zheng Dongfang's figure.
"Where have you been?" Zhang Wenge looked around, "Come out for me quickly..."
"I'm talking about Lao Zhang..." Zheng Dongfang's figure appeared behind Zhang Wenge, "If you follow me to do this, don't blame me for being rude to you..."
"Try it a little bit..." Zhang Wenge roared angrily. The pocket sword turned into a stream of light and stabbed quickly under Zheng Dongfang's crotch.
"Old Zhang, you're done..." Zheng Dongfang roared angrily and his figure disappeared again.
"It's too despicable, right?" Nie Canglong felt a chill on his back, "How can a land god be so despicable?"
"Xiao Zhang. The old Taoist used to be proud and complacent and did not want to make progress. Today, he finally knew that there was heaven beyond heaven and there were people outside..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi sighed and appeared on the altar. He took the last tiger away and said.
"Oh..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed. "It's the style we used to be. Unfortunately, Brother Zhang's daughter is too personal. Otherwise, I would be quite happy to be my daughter-in-law..."
"Actually, I'm pretty optimistic..." The girl curled her lips, "Uncle, I told you, there are two main factors that need to be considered when getting married. One is the eight characters. These eight characters are very important in marriage. Eight characters are the innate factors that determine a person's personality. The eight characters match, which means that there will be no severe conflict between the couple without special reasons. The other is the living environment, and the living environment is the acquired factor that determines a person's personality. That is what we call a good match. If you get married, it is mainly the woman who marrys the man.
At home, do you think, is a wealthy and wealthy lady who married into a poor scholar's family? Do you have a habit of that life? If a rich and handsome wife came out of a poor mountain valley, would she take her out and not lose her adults? How can she stay in the circle? So, Mr. Zhang's daughter Zhang Xiaohuaer is more compatible with Comrade Xiao Qingshe in terms of acquired factors, and I have calculated their innate factors, which is simply a match made by heaven, so I am more optimistic about this marriage..."
"Cough cough..." A black thread appeared on Comrade Nie Shenzhou's forehead and coughed twice, "I said Xiaojun, didn't I just say it casually, making Xiao Zhang feel lost? Look at you, you are so energetic, are you so energetic??"
"I'm telling the truth..." The girl was not happy, "I usually talk about one thing, two talk about two things..."
"If there is one thing, two things, then you won't have to do anything else in your life, just talk..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou rolled his eyes, "I'll tell you, if you interrupt like this, I'll make the decision and let my son marry the unlucky daughter of the Xiao Zhang family..."
"I said..." Zhang Wenge was not happy, "Where is my daughter unlucky? Why did she become an unlucky daughter?"
"People say bad things behind their backs, and your daughter says in front of her, isn't this called an unlucky daughter?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"My daughter didn't expect you to be a land god. If it were an ordinary person, would he hear my daughter muttering?" Zhang Wenge rolled his eyes, "My daughter, that's what you are saying bad things behind your back..."
"What?" Nie Canglong was angry at the time, "Little Huaer's sister said bad things about my parents? It's really outrageous..."
"It's not bad things..." Zhang Wenge smiled embarrassedly, "Xiao Huaer means that you are the son of your father and your mother, and you definitely didn't pick it up..."
"Hmm?" Nie Canglong was stunned, "What bad things are this?? I was my father and my mother's biological child. Can't you find it? My facial features are completely accepted by my father and my mother..."
"Can you grow your brain?" The girl gave the man a blank look, "Little Flower Sister means that your current personality is completely inherited from your uncle and aunt..."
"Sister Xiao Huaer is too direct, right?" Nie Canglong's face was as dark as the bottom of the pot. "I was not like this. But those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to Mo are black. I can't do anything about it. Not that? Experts have said that parents are the most important teachers for children..."
"Why do I listen to you? Why don't you hear it? What do you mean??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou immediately frowned and looked at his unlucky son with dissatisfaction.
"I'm just talking casually..." Nie Canglong blinked his eyes, "There's no other meaning..."
"What does it mean if there is nothing else?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky son, "You have said it, it must be a bit meaningful, right?"
"Just just think I farted just now..." Nie Canglong said with a embarrassed smile.
"Your fart is so long and twists..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou shook his head slightly. "I feel refreshed and distracted..."
"Ah?" Nie Canglong was stunned, "I understand why I am still distracted?"
"Because I'm getting more and more urged to beat you..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky son and said gritting his teeth.
"Cough cough..." The girl coughed twice, "Comrade Xiao Qingshe, hurry up and put the altar. Don't let it be here..."
"Oh..." Nie Canglong responded quickly, waved his hand and put away the altar.
"Okay..." The girl stretched, "It's already completely dawn, so let's continue to move towards the destination..."
"That's right..." Zheng Dongfang's figure appeared beside the girl. "We should set off. I can't wait to see my wife and children..."
"Actually..." The girl glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "Your current strength can be done alone. You have a space warship. There is no problem with taking your wife and children..."
"That's true..." Zheng Dongfang frowned, "But there may be danger. I am not afraid myself, I can't beat you away, but if it's my wife and children... this risk is not easy to take..."
"What's wrong with it?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou curled his lips, "You are a land god now. Do you understand the land god? As long as you want to marry a wife, you can marry a wife? You can give birth to as many children as you want to have??"
"Brother..." Zheng Dongfang was immediately excited and grabbed Comrade Nie Shenzhou's hand, "What a confidant..."
"What's this?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was immediately happy, "It's like this for men, mother-in-law, are they still called men?"
"Yes..." Zheng Dongfang nodded immediately, "I don't have a mother-in-law either. At the first time, I sent your words to my sister-in-law, and then my ears buzzed, which made my sister-in-law's loud voice deaf. I tell you, I can't hear a word at all, no matter what you say now..."
"Good boy..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou pointed at Zheng Dongfang's nose, "You don't even blink your eyes when you cheat. I remember you..."
"There's no way..." Zheng Dongfang smiled proudly, "I think you are a man and you can't delay at all, so...huhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Son..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou looked at his unlucky son, "Your mother has sent an ultimatum, and I asked your father to go home immediately to accept sanctions. Dad can't delay it. Dad can't bear to leave you. Do you know??"
"Dad..." Nie Canglong grinned, "Don't worry, go back. I won't let the smart computer monitor you. We don't know what you do..."
"You..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou's mouth twitched, "If something happens to a dad, you will have no dad in the future, do you know? You don't say protect your dad..."
"Then I will let the smart computer monitor it at any time?" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Once you are in danger, I will appear next to you in time through the space gate? Or, Xiaojun and I will appear at the same time?"
"Then there is no need to monitor..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou thought about it and couldn't help but blush. He thought that when he went back this time, he would probably kneel on the washboard. It would be nothing if his son saw it. After all, his son had seen it since he was a child, but if his daughter-in-law saw it, he would be a father-in-law, but he would be a father-in-law, but he would be a father-in-law. The most important thing is that if his daughter-in-law learned this trick to deal with his son... it was actually quite good. The most important thing is that he should not lose his face as a father-in-law, and he should maintain the majesty that his father-in-law should have.
"If you don't monitor, don't monitor..." Nie Canglong curled his lips and said indifferently.
"Xiaojun..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou looked at the girl, "We will leave our Canglong to you..."
"Teach the orphan?" The girl blinked, "Don't worry, uncle, as long as you are in danger, I will definitely rush back to save you in time..."
"Xiaojun, you said it would be great if you were my daughter..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou was immediately moved and burst into tears.
"If she is your daughter, you will be fine, but I will be bad..." Nie Canglong curled his lips and muttered.
"Shut up..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky son, "Who talked to you? What are you talking to??"
"Sir, Father..." Nie Canglong grinned, "I am your son, okay? No matter how nice your daughter-in-law says it, it may not be sincere..."
"Who said you are my son?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou rolled his eyes, "You are not my son at all, you are the one I turned from the Monkey Mountain in the zoo..."
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