“Welcome to BBC News.”

"In recent days, the whole world has been playing a new game called Masturbation, launched by a Southampton startup."

"When it comes to this new game, the picture is very ordinary and even rough. Some people even say that it is a otakus who spends time eating instant noodles to make fun of things in front of the computer, but unexpectedly, it triggers a frenzy on the Internet."

"On the day of the game launched, Google officially stated that the term "mass" became the keyword with the highest search volume on the day. In the following days, this keyword is still the most popular search term, and it can almost be said to be "massing the whole nation."

"Let's look at the news from Manchester."

The screen switches to the highway heading south from Manchester.

"That afternoon, the Manchester Expressway Patrol discovered a very strange traffic violation incident. A truck driver was illegally parked on the highway. When our patrol officer discovered and went up to investigate, he found that he was playing mobile games in the cab with his legs raised and masturbating."

"When our patrolman asked him to show his ID immediately and accept the punishment, the driver did not cooperate immediately, but begged our patrolman to say, please, please, wait until I finish the game first, okay?"

"Later, according to our patrol police, it turned out that this driver was obsessed with the plane masturbation game that had just been launched for a few days, and he had to compete for the first place on the rankings. Before leaving, he finally got the first place, but after driving halfway, he found that his rankings were taken away. So in a hurry, he illegally stopped the car just to get the first place back."

When talking about this, the BBC TV news anchor joked happily.

"Maybe Arsenal should invite this truck driver to replace Wenger. I believe that his enthusiasm for winning the first place can lead Arsenal out of the dilemma of not having a championship for many years!"

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"CNN Midday News in the United States."

"At four o'clock this morning, a hospital in New York, USA received a 20-year-old patient in the emergency room. He found that his right finger was cramped, unable to move, and had swelling. After testing, the doctor determined that he had mild tendonitis."

"According to the interviews our reporter went to the hospital, the patient was lying on the hospital bed playing mobile games."

"He admitted to the reporter that he was concerned about the results on the WeChat friend rankings, so he stayed up all night and played a WeChat game called masturbation on his mobile phone, which resulted in cramps in his right hand."

"He finally managed to get the first place in the friend rankings for himself, but paid the price of hospitalization."

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"Japanese Fuji News Report."

"Today, Mr. Yamamoto, who lives in Tokyo, decided to sue WeChat Japan because the latest game called masturbation caused him to lose his 62-year-old father."

As the picture turned, an interviewer appeared with a mosaic.

"My father is 62 years old and has never been in good health. He retires at home and exercises when he is fine."

"But since he became obsessed with WeChat, he has been obsessed with chatting with WeChat friends all day long, and the monthly phone bills and traffic have increased dramatically, especially in recent days, WeChat has launched a new game called "Massing".

"In order to compete for the rankings in the game, my father played games day and night and didn't go to the hospital if he caught a cold, which made his condition worse. Even when he fell ill in the hospital bed, he couldn't help but take out his mobile phone to play games."

"If there was no WeChat, if there was no mesh, I believe my father would not have died!"

"So, I'm going to sue them!"

The screen switches back to the live broadcast room.

"There is no latest result for this complaint yet, and the WeChat Japanese branch also refused to respond to this!"

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"Recently, the famous Internet company WeChat launched a mini game called "Zombie".

"It was just launched, but it immediately became popular on the entire mobile network and almost became a must-have game for all mobile netizens. The users range from children aged a few to those in their decades, and the game rankings have also become a hot topic for everyone to discuss after dinner."

"Even according to the reporter's investigation, in the City of London, which is known as the place where the gold-collar class gathers, there are still many users playing the game of masturbation. So, what charming magic does it have?"

“We randomly interviewed some people on the street.

A white-collar gentleman in a suit and tie appeared in the picture.

"Hello, may I ask, have you ever played a masturbation?"

“Have played.”

"Is it fun?"

"It's okay, a lot of people play."

"Then would you want to chase the ranking?"

"Absolutely, otherwise I'd be more shameless."

"Then can you tell me, is this game the most attractive thing to you?"

"Of course, first of all, I think it's fun, simple, and there's no need to download and install it. It's also very interesting. The real-time ranking is very good. I think it's good to help us interact with friends."

"Thank you!"

When the screen switches, an OL beauty appears.

"Hello, may I ask, have you ever played a masturbation?"

"I've played it, it's a very fun game, but everyone who hasn't played it has become ultra!"

"Does many of your friends play around you?"

"Everyone is playing. Many people who used to only play Facebook now use WeChat to play with planes."

"What do you think is the most attractive thing about this game?"

"Well, I think it's very simple, easy to operate, and it's time to kill!"

"Okay, thank you!"

The screen switched again and a child appeared.

"Hello, kid, have you ever taken the plane?"

"I've fought."

"Do you like to play?"

"Of course, everyone in our class is masturbating, but I don't do it well."

"Why?"

"Well, I have too much homework and I don't have time to practice."

"Oh, okay, thank you, kid."

"You're welcome, goodbye, aunt!"

"goodbye!"

The screen switched again, this time it was a gray-haired old man.

"Hello, grandpa, can you masturbate?"

"Mist the plane?" The old man blushed and felt a little embarrassed. "When he was young and strong, he basically beat him every day, and he would feel uncomfortable if he didn't beat him for a day. Now he is old and can't do it anymore, so he will beat him occasionally."

The female reporter was obviously stunned, "Uh, grandpa, what I said was not masturbation, but about the masturbation in WeChat games."

"Oh, you said you're playing games, and you're fighting."

"Is it fun?"

"It's quite fun. I used to like to fly that kind of plane, but now I'm old, I switch to fly this kind of plane. I think it's fun." The old man laughed.

The female reporter was a little broken.

This old man’s hobbies are really special.

Are the two types of planes the same?

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London, UK, the headquarters of the Independent Press.

"Make a plane, masturbate, go fucking masturbate!"

Anyone can immediately hear such shouts as soon as he walks into the football office.

This is the chief football reporter Glenn Moore is locking himself in the office and scolding her in a furious manner.

In just less than a week, masturbation has almost become popular in the entire smartphone world.

From Apple's IOS platform to Google's Android platform, almost any user who has installed WeChat will play the game of "Map", which has made "Map" quickly become popular in just one week and swept the world.

But the more fire the masturbates, the more annoyed Glenn Moore becomes.

Because he lost!

He never thought that he didn't have to wait two months at all. Less than two weeks after the bet, Yang Huan used the irony fact to create a popular game.

More importantly, behind the popularity of this game is a heroic declaration from WeChat.

It is said that WeChat has begun to consider releasing the game center to third-party developers.

The users who have exceeded 300 million are an undeniable temptation for any game developer.
To be continued...