Chapter 83 The Sexual Fantasy of Love(1/2)
After Zhen Ai and Yansu returned to n.y.t, their days were free for a while, and there were 3 hours left in the 23-hour community service caused by the collision of a police car a few months ago.
The last time in the city's public kindergarten.
On the way there, Zhen Ai was very worried. Yansu was indeed very serious in providing community services, but he was too serious.
In the museum, he served for 2 hours, but spent 3 hours marking out all the errors on the interpretation board and commenting on the comments. Is this appropriate?
In the library, he thought that the librarian’s method of searching books was too old-fashioned, and replaced the computer with a brand new query system, which made the librarian completely confused. Is this appropriate?
There are countless lists.
N curators have turned black, and he is still reserved and proud, believing that he has saved the public service field.
However, this time I went to see the children, so there shouldn't be any big mistakes, right?
Zhen Ai prays in her heart.
After going there, I accidentally met an acquaintance. The kindergarten teacher in the castle actually worked in the municipal kindergarten. She was also very surprised when she saw Yan Su and Zhen Ai, and went up to say hello warmly.
Zhen Ai agreed a few words.
Yan Su was always indifferent and had no expression changed. It was not until he followed the principal and kindergarten teachers into the game room and saw the little things running around the ground that he frowned instantly and turned around and went out: "A bunch of little potatoes rolling all over the ground. I don't like it, I'll leave it to you."
Zhen Ai immediately caught him: "Don't run away."
Yan Su obviously didn't like her words and raised his eyebrows: "It's not about running away, it's about protecting oneself."
Zhen Ai burst out laughing: "Are you afraid of children?"
Yan Su couldn't hold on his face anymore, and Huihui said: "It's not that he is afraid, it's that he is rejection."
"Your language is really scarce, and you can't find the right words." Yan Su's voice was cold, and he restored the robot's expression.
“Proposition a: Children are the most illogical creatures in the world;
Proposition b: Yan Shu excludes all illogical creatures;
Conclusion: Yan Su is the most repulsive to children.
The reasoning is finished!"
After saying that, he turned his head and looked at Zhen Ai with dissatisfaction, as if he complained that she didn't see her mood.
The little potatoes twisted together in the game room were silent for a moment, all looking up at their little heads, their round eyes were like grapes, and they looked at Yan Su, curious and ignorant.
The kindergarten principal looked horrified: God, what evil words did this young man say in front of the children!
Zhen Ai felt that the director of the kindergarten wanted to knock Yan Su's head, so he quickly pulled him to his side, looked at the little doodle in the room with a guilty look, and explained to the aunt: "The 'yansu' he mentioned is a puppy he raised in the house. Because he was kicked by a child, he was afraid of the child. But we 's.a.', he likes children very much!"
As he said that, he pushed Yan Su.
Yan Su heard her say that "yansu" was a puppy, and she was already very dissatisfied and looked at Zhen Ai gloomy: "Do I like children? Why don't I know?"
Zhen Ai slapped him hard, and then he became more and more lawful. He looked at the director with a blank face: "Yes, director."
The dean then felt relieved and asked the kindergarten teacher to keep the guard.
Zhen Ai turned around and glared at Yan Su: "Give me some rules."
Yan Su frowned and felt wronged: "I have always been very disciplined."
Zhen Ai sighed speechlessly: "Can you be nice to the children? You will have your own children in the future. Do you think it's not good to train in advance?" As he said that, the person had already walked over to play with the children.
Yan Su looked at her thin and quiet back and was stunned. What did she mean by saying this?
Um
This is a very serious matter.
If he took a girl's hand, if he kissed a girl's lips, if he caressed a girl's body, if he caressed a girl with a girl, if he had sex with a girl...
Given his double cleanliness in physical and mental aspects, he would not do all the above with different girls.
Then, this should be the same girl, and things will probably develop like this next - he will marry the girl and then have children with the girl.
So, the child appeared and called Xiaoxiaosu.
Now, he really can't resist it; so he has to practice in advance.
Well, she must think so too.
Yan Su nodded, took the guitar from the cabinet, sat down cross-legged, and coughed lightly: "Little ones, I'll sing for you."
Zhen Ai looked at him suspiciously. What happened to this man suddenly turned 360 degrees?
Seriously someone said: "Sing you a very educational song, which will teach you the truth of the world."
Why does it sound like discovery exploration channel? Zhen Ai is even more curious.
The children all rushed to Yan Su, surrounded him in circles, shaking their little heads and clapping their hands, like rows of neat mushroom heads.
Yan Su was not used to it, and looked a little embarrassed. He lowered his head and gently fiddled with the guitar, then started singing after filming it twice.
Zhen Ai sat aside, listening with a smile. She thought to herself that he was always cold and arrogant outside, but in fact he was kind-hearted. And this was the first time she heard him sing. Her low and clear voice was like a spring in a mountain stream and a brisk guitar, which was indescribable and pleasant.
The kindergarten teacher was also very happy, almost unable to help but wave his head gently, but
Why does the more you listen to this lyrics become more and more wrong?
"Don't trust parents, and don't trust teachers,
Because they are all big liars;
Mom said the puppy was sent to grandma's house.
In fact, it was pitiful that it had long died of illness;
Dad said grandma went to heaven.
She turned into ashes and buried underground;
Mom said Santa Claus likes good kids.
She quietly puts Christmas socks made in China on your bed;
Dad said the tooth fairy will take away your fallen teeth.
In fact, he secretly stuffed money into your quilt."
The kindergarten teacher's chin almost fell to the ground: It's over, there will definitely be a lot of angry parents complaining tomorrow!
Zhen Ai didn't feel it, and listened happily until she found that the child's face was not right. She looked at Yan Su with a daze on her face, her eyes of various colors rolled around, and her small head was thinking puzzled.
When she saw the kindergarten teacher's lady again, her face turned dark, and then she realized that Yan Su was causing trouble?
However, Zhen Ai has been pregnant with her mother and said without her mother's care: The puppy is sent to the Happy Farm, and the dad is going to heaven. The good kid will receive gifts from Santa Claus. If the teeth fall out, the tooth fairy will take it away and then give you $10...
None.
So she didn't know how cute these kind lies were to children.
On the contrary, she knew very well that the mother used the puppy to do the experiment; the father's disappearance was shot and the ashes were sprinkled into the Pacific Ocean; in addition, in the eyes of faithful materialists, such as the white-bearded old man flying in the sky with a sled, and the elves who flapped their wings to steal their teeth, were impossible.
So, to a certain extent, she thought Yan Su sang very well, but the content was a bit mentally retarded, which was what she knew when she was a child!
She didn't know that her childhood was abnormal.
Looking back at this song that seemed to her mentally retarded, for the kindergarten children, it is simply an enlightenment to step out of the kindergarten!
So, the children and their friends were shocked.
After Yan Su finished singing, he patted the guitar gently. Seeing that the children were as unresponsive as the little potatoes, he frowned: "Hey, you should applaud at this time!"
The children were still very obedient and immediately clapped their hands.
Zhen Ai:...
You can't be so serious with the children...
Yan Suman was already idly asked: "I don't usually leave time for the audience to ask questions, but because of your appearance, you are very long and short, well, you can ask questions."
Zhen Ai was also preparing to say that you really thought you were giving a speech in college, and the kids were too lazy to pay attention to you. Unexpectedly, she didn't say anything, and the little guys sitting on the ground raised their hands one by one, rushing to say: "I want to ask, I want to ask."
What I asked was nothing more than what my parents and parents said to them in life, and they asked Yan Su whether their parents were lying.
By the time the community service ended, the principal almost failed to drive out the people, and the kindergarten teacher was also very embarrassed.
The two walked out of the classroom under the vicious eyes of the principal aunt, and then left the building. They heard the crisp voice of the child behind them: "s.a.!"
Looking back, I saw a few children running over with a hurry-packed gift, standing shyly on tiptoe, holding the gift in my little hands.
Yan Su looked at Zhen Ai with no expression on his face and said in Chinese: "The illogical situation has occurred, and I refuse to face it. You ask them, what is this ugly thing?"
Zhen Ai glared at him and asked the little guy: "What is this?"
The children's faces were red, and one of the little girls rushed to answer: "Give me, thank you for telling a lot of truth."
Zhen Ai was surprised, but Yan Su suddenly bowed, took the things from the child's hand, and calmly commented: "Overwill package, waste social resources."
He spoke in English this time, but the child's vocabulary was limited and he didn't understand it.
Zhen Ai looked at the children's embarrassing and enchanting expressions and laughed twice.
Yan Su held the box in his hand, shook it, and frowned without any concealment: "You little guys actually wrapped the alarm clock in the classroom? Do you know that you can't give people a clock in China? Moreover, I don't need an alarm clock when I get up..."
To be continued...