Chapter 78(1/2)
"It would be fine if you didn't take me before, but this time it's the Heavenly Dao Palace. I have a personal grudge with them. And I am a timid person, so how can I miss it if I have the chance to beat them up?"
Chen Wanqing was full of words, and the disciples of the Heavenly Dao Palace behind him were bursting into tears.
...For the first time I saw someone who said such a thing and said so righteously.
Xie Wuyan nodded thoughtfully, looked up and swept the group of people who were kneeling neatly: "Then you can pick up a few of them and take them back to bully them."
The row of disciples of the Heavenly Dao Palace kneeling behind him were shaking all over his body, looking desperate, and suddenly lost all their vitality.
How can I still play this way?
Do you think you are keeping a pet? How many of them will you choose to take them back?
Chen Wanqing thought about Xie Wuyan's proposal carefully, then shook her head: "Forget it, the demon generals in the Demon Palace know that they drink, sing and dance every day, and they can't support them. If they take a few more, they will have to add a few more pairs of chopsticks."
The disciples of the Heavenly Dao Palace showed relief expressions, and their noses became sore and they began to be moved.
It seems that this woman is not as terrifying as the rumors, and she is still very kind-hearted.
However, the next second—
"Anyway, it's very comfortable to take the White Dragon Fragrance car, and it's very fast here. I can come here by myself in the future! It's not fair to everyone else to pick a few back, and I still have to get evenly rain and dew. I'll take our Meow Meow with meow next time."
When Chen Wanqing said this, he turned his head very kindly and comforted the disciple of the Heavenly Dao Palace behind him: "Don't worry, I'm not serious about taking action."
You must stop bullying others and not be ruthless.
She calls this renewable resource.
It is obvious that the disciples of the Heavenly Dao Palace were not appeased, but were even more frightened.
*
The White Dragon Fragrance Car lent to several Taoist children in Xuantian Pavilion this morning to experience the roller coaster, so Chen Wanqing went back with the Xuanniao.
Although she didn't say anything, Chen Wanqing was still a little emotional. She ignored Xie Wuyan and lay on the back of the Xuanniao and grabbed its feathers to play.
The black bird felt wronged and flew while crying.
Xie Wuyan reached out to grab her: "Are you angry?"
Chen Wanqing twisted his head, struggled out, and let out a soft hum: "No, I just don't want to talk, don't talk to me."
After saying that, he moved to the side with his arms in his arms and unilaterally started a cold war.
But she has always had a cold war that can't last for a second.
Chen Wanqing hugged her arms, but she couldn't help but secretly look at Xie Wuyan beside her. After not being stubborn for a while, she began to say awkwardly: "Okay, I'm angry, you coax me."
Xie Wuyan pulled her into his arms, put his arms around, and buried his head in her shoulder. He just kept moving quietly and didn't let go of his hands, looking a little pitiful.
"Don't always use this trick." Chen Wanqing couldn't help but feel soft whenever she saw Xie Wuyan showing the obedient and clingy Xie Xiaogou pattern.
Xie Wuyan hugged him tighter.
"Ah, so annoying, why are you more coquettish than me?" Chen Wanqing bit Xie Wuyan's shoulder in anger.
Xie Wuyan didn't struggle, and didn't even snorted, just like that, she vented again.
After a while, Chen Wanqing finally stopped biting her. She lay quietly on Xie Wuyan's shoulder and said in a muffled voice: "I'm not angry because you didn't fight me."
"I can accompany you in good things."
"I want to accompany you in bad things."
"Do you understand?"
"Yeah." Xie Wuyan said, "I understand."
She won't leave him alone again.
Ji Feichen, sitting alone in the corner:...It doesn't matter, just think I don't exist.
*
A few days later, the spring outing called Huimen officially ended.
On the day when the two great devils were sent away, Xuantian Pavilion was decorated with lights and colorful colors, and was full of joy.
Of course, except for the kitchen chef.
Because Chen Wanqing really let him go.
The chef sat in the White Dragon Fragrance car, and his eyes were filled with tears, and his expression was like a hero who was going to die.
The disciples of Xuantian Pavilion were also very distressed. They felt that the Demon Palace looked like a gloomy and deserted place, so they repeatedly promised that they would send him things from time to time.
When I first arrived there, the chef's letter:
[When I came here, I was unfamiliar with everything, and I don’t know if I still have a chance to survive. It’s good for the time being, I hope everything is fine. If I have the chance, I will definitely come back to visit.]
A few days later, the chef's letter:
[I made a mistake. The kitchen is so big, the ingredients are so many, and there is also a large vegetable garden. There are dishes for every season! It's amazing! They said that the palace master likes to eat everything, so the great devil used magic to maintain these dishes to grow all seasons. Is this a strong man?
But I still miss home very much, and there is no better place to stay at home.]
Then a few more days passed:
[So amazing!! There are so many fun here. The midnight karaoke bar is really so happy and it is also decompressed. Do you know what happy water is? This is the most amazing thing I have ever drunk in my life!
The palace master also invented something called Doudizhu. I calculated it very well. Those demon generals are so stupid. They always lose money. Now they owe me a lot of spirit stones.]
In a few more days:
[It's over, I beat the Landlord and the Palace Lord, the Demon King gets angry, and my life is not long.]
immediately:
[I am alive again because the palace master wants to eat the crispy roast duck I made, so the Demon King is ready to save my life.]
Then after a long time, the chef did not send a letter.
Some people were worried about his safety and sent several letters in a row. They were so panicked that they almost had to hold a funeral when the chef replied.
【So happy, the magic general's disguise technique is really good.
There is one who is so beautiful, with long legs, and a very plump and satisfying. She dances well and dresses well, hehe. I know what love is. From today on, I am a man from the Demon Realm. Goodbye Xuantian Pavilion.]
The chef's letters are spread to ten, and ten are spread to hundreds.
From then on, the Demon Palace in the eyes of the Immortal Cultivation World is no longer a deserted and unborn grass, but a paradise that everyone yearns for.
Chen Wanqing knew nothing about this.
She only knew that there were more and more people and demons who came to show their gratitude recently and wanted to be a demon general for her.
But she didn't think it was OK.
The sings of these demon generals in the palace are already loud enough. If there are a few more people who will be unheard of mental weakness.
One day, Chen Wanqing felt that she should record her life, so she started writing a diary.
【The weather is clear today.
The demon generals still sing badly. They learned the sound of dolphins, which was so scary. The Xuanbird didn't come to eat and drink freely. It has been running to the demon realm recently and has also bathed every day, which may be in love.
Xie Xiaogou accidentally pressed my hair, which hurt so much. Although she apologized to me, I still had to be angry for a while.
...
He gave me a little skirt, happy, no longer angry.]
【The weather is still clear today, it is so hot, I am unhappy. I want it to rain and cool down.
The Demon Realm is here to give us gifts again. This time it was a bunch of strange decorations. They introduced them for a long time, but I couldn't understand them. I wanted to sleep, but I couldn't sleep.
Xie Xiaogou drove the person away, saying that he had too much talk and that it made me sleep. The people in the Demon Realm felt aggrieved and said that this was a flower carved by Master Qinglian. I don’t care whether it is a flower or a grass, but I can’t eat it.
But the chef made crispy roast duck and rewarded him. The chef was very happy, and I was very happy, and today I was very happy.]
【It’s raining today! If you want to snow tomorrow, you can build a snowman, although it’s only July now.
The Xuanniao broke up in love, and it cried so sadly. I said to change the hairstyle and improve his mood. It agreed. Then I accidentally shaved the hair on its head and bald. I said this is the new hairstyle called Mediterranean, which is very fashionable. It believed it, and it looked very happy, and I felt a little guilty.
The Demon Realm people are here again. This time, they brought a lot of cool beauties, saying that they would enrich our harem. Xie Xiaogou got angry, so I stopped her. Then I found that there was a green tea inside secretly to Xie Xiaogou. Grass, so angry, so let him kill her.
【It’s snowing! It’s so amazing!
Xie Xiaogou asked me today what green tea is. It’s strange, why did I ask this.
Why do you come to give gifts every day in the Demon Realm? Wait, they gave a short cat this time, it's so cute!! I like it so much! Happy cat sucking, and finally became a shoveler. Let's call it Ultraman from now on!]
[Xie Xiaogou asked me what a shit shoveler is.
I seemed to suddenly realize something was wrong...]
[Xie Wuyan is so handsome, Xie Wuyan is the best in the world, unparalleled in the world.]
At this point, Shen Wanqing's diary was announced to be completed because Xie Wuyan always peeked at it.
Although Xie Wuyan is here, no one dares to come and ask for trouble, she is still very busy every day.
For example, it's just dawn in the morning—
To be continued...