Chapter 0076 Hemorrhoids(1/2)
Chapter 76 Hemorrhoids
Lu Wenxi quickly followed Xu Chen and wanted to hug Xu Chen from behind, but Xu Chen avoided him again. He was as flexible as his eyes behind him, which made Lu Wenxi stagger and almost fell down.
Immediately afterwards, his poor acting skills appeared again at this time, and he fell down directly: "Oh, it hurts!"
Xu Chen stopped, turned around and looked at Lu Wenxi, still calm, as if he was struggling to see Lu Wenxi.
Lu Wenxi lay on the ground, rubbing his elbow: "It hurts so much, see if he has fallen blue!"
"I just heard the sound."
“???”
"You hit the ground first with your palm." After that, you left again.
Lu Wenxi suddenly felt that his boyfriend was simply a martial arts master. He could tell his movements by listening to all directions by listening.
So he got upset by himself with grievance. Seeing Xu Chen sitting down on the sofa, he immediately went to the coffee table and performed a flat fall: "Oh, I fell again, I asked my little husband to hug me before getting up."
Xu Chen didn't even raise his head.
"The floor is so cold." Lu Wenxi sighed on the carpet. After lying for a while, he felt the temperature of the geothermal heat.
After waiting for a while, Xu Chen ignored him. He stood up again and got on the sofa. This time he lay on Xu Chen's lap and started to cheat again: "My husband ignores me, my heart hurts so much, please help me rub it."
As he said that, he took Xu Chen's hand and rubbed his heart, screaming in exaggeratedly. Those who didn't know thought what was wrong with him!
Xu Chen kept pursing his lips and staring at Lu Wenxi at this time, and then he spoke: "Take off the dirty clothes."
"Okay, it's okay to take it off all." Lu Wenxi said, and got up and took off his shirt, threw it aside, then hugged Xu Chen's shoulder, and said affectionately, "Does my little husband want to clean me?"
Xu Chen looked at him for a while before asking calmly: "Then why don't you rub my hair?"
He was stunned by the question, and then his heart melted instantly, becoming sweet. He raised his hand and rubbed Xu Chen's hair, and comforted him in a low voice: "You are not angry, I only love you, you are the only one here." As he said that, he held Xu Chen's hand and placed it in his heart, and looked at Xu Chen with a very firm look.
Lu Wenxi never knew how foul he was when he acted coquettishly.
Originally, it was difficult to get angry when seeing Lu Wenxi's face that was fascinating. Now that he acts like a spoiled person and coaxes Xu Chen like this, it is difficult for Xu Chen to get angry anymore.
In Xu Chen's eyes, Lu Wenxi was very handsome, very nice, and very cute. He liked him who wanted to get into his arms and loved him well.
So after being frustrated for a while, Xu Chen finally stopped silly and threw Lu Wenxi on the sofa, kissed Lu Wenxi's lips, and made himself jealous. Through kissing, Lu Wenxi also tasted it.
it is a pity.
At this time, the jealousy turned into sweetness. When the kiss was kissed, Lu Wenxi surrounded her body and responded actively, making Xu Chen's breathing a little confused.
What is restraint?
Xu Chen doesn't remember it.
A gentle boy suddenly became particularly rude, just wanted to touch the person he belonged to, kiss him, and... possess him.
"You are mine..." Xu Chen murmured this sentence in his slight kiss.
Lu Wenxi's ears were so numb that he was all over his body. Xu Chen was so touched that his heart was itchy, but he couldn't help laughing. As a result, he just laughed out loud, he was kissed again.
He felt Xu Chen's hand reaching the patient's place, but he was still nervous. However, Xu Chen's hand did not stop, and he tentatively tentatively, and then whispered: "It seems quite light."
"Ah...is it?"
"Well, will it hurt?"
"I haven't felt anything recently..." Lu Wenxi felt that talking about this at this time was a bit unsightly, but he still answered.
Xu Chen was still tentatively inside, then pressed the patient's place and asked, "Does it hurt?"
Lu Wenxi's breathing became a little bit messy, tighter than before, making Xu Chen think he was in pain, but when he heard Lu Wenxi say in a very low voice, "You... are actually quite comfortable."
Xu Chen pressed the edge of the patient's place again and continued to ask: "Does it hurt?"
He shook, but continued to hold Xu Chen and followed Xu Chen's guidance to feel the feeling of the patient.
Then Xu Chen touched the patient's deeper place and asked: "Does it hurt?"
He shook his head again.
"You... are you too fussy?" Xu Chen couldn't help asking.
"Ah, what does it mean?"
"It's quite light, you don't have to pay too much attention to it."
“Is there anything inside?”
Xu Chen pressed his fingers in one place: "I have checked the book in detail. Generally, it is in this range. Yours is not harmful at all. Pay attention to work and rest, and diet. Don't sit for a long time. Doing outline exercises should be fine. I guess you are uncomfortable, and it has something to do with your stomach cut. There is no big problem here."
"I want you to get deeper."
As a result, Xu Chen did not cooperate at all. Not only did he not get deeper, he pulled out his hands. Then he stood up and walked to the kitchen: "Wash with the medicine I cooked for you, and then continue taking medicine. It should be much better. It can be ignored later. You have irregular work and rest, plus diet control, and you cannot guarantee that you will defecate every day, so your stool is dry and thick, and your stomach is worse than that of ordinary people. There are still residues that have not been digested when excreting, which will make you feel difficult to defecate. Do you understand?"
Lu Wenxi was particularly unhappy and reluctantly sat up and asked, "Is that the matter done?"
"From the future." Xu Chen said, and went to the kitchen to bring the medicine bowl. Seeing that Lu Wenxi was still unhappy, he added, "You don't need to use your hands at that time."
"Oh." Lu Wenxi immediately understood, lifted his pants, and followed Xu Chen happily upstairs. Xu Chen put the medicine in the bathroom in the bedroom and walked out.
Lu Wenxi had already wrapped a plaid shawl around his body. He had to kiss him before he went to take a shower.
Xu Chen was particularly helpless. He was kissed by Lu Wenxi for five minutes before he separated.
After Lu Wenxi finished his shower, his hair was not dry and he was wearing a bathrobe and lay on the bed to brush his cell phone.
Lu Wenxi, Du Zishan, Bai Jiangyan, and Fat Momo's words of love have become hot search keywords with "explosion" icons. Yu Yan got the news of the actor, followed by a pitiful "hot" icon.
He is also innocent...
He hesitated for a long time before opening WeChat, and then he saw the message bombing.
Bai Shuaiyan: What's the situation! A few minutes ago, I told me that you were impossible, but I turned my head and was exposed?!
Bai Shuaiyan: Come out and explain clearly! What’s going on!
Bai Shuaiyan: I hate you! I hate you!
Fat Momo: Congratulations hahahahahaha!
Fat Momo: I'm on the hot search for the first time, and there is a hot word. I unexpectedly gained fans. Thank you~
Fat Momo: Hahahahahaha, I'm also a person who has been on the headlines and hot searches.
Fat Momo: Oh my god~Bi Xinxin.
Yuan Yefu: Have you changed...taste?
Yuan Yefu: Forget it, I know it’s fake, but that kind of beauty won’t lose money after holding this wave.
Han Fanming: Don’t post on Weibo, otherwise Yu Yan won’t make headlines.
Han Fanming: How about your relationship with Du Zishan? How about letting her be a shield? It’s better to spread it to her than to reveal that you are a GAY. When it comes to your new movie, it will be overwhelming and use it with each other. She is also popular.
Han Fanming: What kind of organization is that Xima? It's a bit scary. Our navy is not as professional as them.
Du Zishan: I'm sorry for you.
Lu Wenxi felt that he had no place to vent his emotions, so he suddenly sat up, walked to the desk, turned on the desktop computer, and sent a message to Bai Shuaiyan, Du Zishan, Fat Momo, and Yuan Yefu: Come on, play games, I can't sleep.
Soon, the appointment was made.
Du Zishan and Bai Jianyan were soon online, Yuan Yefu went to charge the value and prepared to make a brilliant debut. Fat Momo said that he was going to sleep and stopped playing, so they got on the game.
After arguing, a few people gathered together, opened YY, opened a small room, and started chatting directly.
Bai Shuai Yan came in and asked directly: "Lu Wenxi, you haven't answered me yet. What's wrong with you two?"
"It's a misunderstanding. I was comforting Du Zishan at that time." Lu Wenxi opened Mai and answered directly.
"What's going on? Is your voice so male? "
"My voice has always been nice."
"Blame me, I've always paid attention to your face. Are you two really messing around?"
At this time, Du Zishan also entered the room and started the microphone and replied: "Well, I am in a bad state and have implicated Xiao Lu."
Bai Shuanyan immediately timidly, and suddenly there was no sound, just like a little boy he had a crush on.
Yuan Yefu came in and started to arrange something: "Come on, let's see the configuration. I'm missing someone. Who will call another one?"
"Can you bring a little white?" Lu Wenxi asked.
"That's fine. Anyway, you are here, I don't expect to win." Yuan Yefu knew Lu Wenxi's ability. When he came to play games with Lu Wenxi, he was just to sacrifice his life to accompany a gentleman, and he didn't expect to win.
Lu Wenxi pulled Xu Chen, who had just finished taking a shower, turned on his laptop, gave Xu Chen an account, and several people entered the game directly.
The few of them got together, but they didn't plan to rank, they just played around with it.
Lu Wenxi and Du Zishan were not in a high mood. Bai Shuanyan was as quiet as a chicken while Du Zishan was there. Xu Chen didn't talk much, so Yuan Yefu was alone: "I said Dad Lu, can you not always choose this? You are so cheating on you."
"I said, can you close your mouth? You rely on your mouth to output it all, right?"
"No, Dad Lu, you are very smart, why are you so stupid to play games? Are you disabled? You have no partner for so many years and have rich experience in self-entertainment. Shouldn't your hand be so bad, right?"
After Yuan Ye scolded the poem, the other two people who were originally quiet had a very light laugh.
To be continued...