Chapter 1261 I think you look like shit!
Just sitting and waiting, Nangong Prajna looked at Lin Feng and said with a smile: "Young Master Feng, it's boring to sit down. Tell us a few short stories about poetry, even if it's a limerick!"
They really admire Lin Feng very much! The incident of Lin Feng letting go of the cheongsam demon girl has a very big impact on their psychology! It can be seen that Lin Feng is really not a lustful person.
Otherwise, in that case, Lin Feng would kiss the cheongsam goddess, how could the cheongsam goddess avoid it?
Lin Feng smiled and said, "Then I will tell you!"
Everyone stopped talking, all looked at Lin Feng, smiling and looking forward to it! Lin Feng said: "There is such a scholar who came to his father-in-law's house to celebrate his father-in-law's birthday!"
"As a result, the scholar drank a few more cups, and was in a daze! The scholar's sister-in-law kindly helped his brother-in-law to rest, but the scholar thought it was his wife, so he reached out and grabbed his sister-in-law!"
"Hmph, my sister-in-law gasped and was unhappy.
I thought to myself, look, you are so rude, you are simply a hooligan!!!”
"My sister-in-law is educated. She picked up her pen and left a poem on the wall: She is willing to help you sleep, but she dares to play me.
Is a scholar, so it makes no sense?
Put the pen there and turn around and go out!"
"My sister-in-law is out, and soon, my brother-in-law is in!"
"When my brother-in-law saw this poem, he understood, so he picked up his pen and left a poem on the wall: He was drunk and let him sleep, why did he help him sleep?
When the cat saw the fish, how could it not taste the taste?”
"After finishing writing, my brother-in-law put the pen and turned around and went out.
When the scholar woke up, he saw two poems on the wall and immediately understood that he had done something wrong!"
"So the scholar also picked up his pen and left a poem on the wall: Drunk like mud, holding his beautiful wife in a hazy way.
After waking up, I realized my mistake, and it turned out to be my aunt!"
"The scholar turned around and left. After a while, his mother-in-law came. When he saw these poems on the wall, he immediately understood!"
"My mother-in-law is also a well-educated person. She immediately picked up her pen and left a poem on the wall: The little girl is ignorant and writes randomly on the wall.
It was a family, why take it seriously?"
"This little story ends here. Come on, think about what kind of poems the scholar's wife would write?"
"Teacher Prajna, come on, you are the wife of a scholar, what would you write on it?"
Nangong Prajna smiled a little shyly and said, "Then let me think about it. In fact, I am still a little unfamiliar with doing such limericks!"
Lin Feng really had a problem for her! But she believed that she would definitely be able to do it! After thinking about it, seeing that everyone was looking at her, Nangong Prajna had already thought of it, and spoke directly, and said shyly: "The scholar's wife, after coming over and seeing it, she also understood, picked up the pen and wrote on the wall: I was drunk and knew it, but my character was really not good.
Go home and have an expert rule, kneel on the durian!"
After Nangong Prajna finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter. There were many people who praised Nangong Prajna as being so powerful. This was really well written! Lin Feng looked at Yu Xiaoyu and said, "Little Yuer, you have one, and you should also treat it as the sister-in-law of this scholar. You can give her another song!"
"I can't do it, I... can't do it, no, I can't do it!"
Yu Xiaoyu waved her hand and refused. She didn't understand these things! Ye Qingqing looked at Lin Feng with a smile and said, "Brother-in-law, I said, I'll do it!"
Her eyes looked at Lin Feng, but she revealed a different smell! Lin Feng nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, come!"
He looked at Ye Qingqing with a smile and wanted to hear what he would say. Ye Qingqing said slowly: "Later, my sister-in-law came and saw these poems on the wall. She wrote a poem behind her with a pen: My aunt covered her face and cried, but she had a sound but no tears.
I asked my brother-in-law softly when I will get drunk again?"
When she said these poems, she kept staring at Lin Feng's eyes! Her expression was very serious! Her eyes were also a little hot! When she wrote the poem, she really felt a little difficult to suppress her emotions. She liked her brother-in-law Lin Feng! But she knew very well that only her sister Ye Qingxue could be worthy of Lin Feng! She knew how much Ye Qingxue had paid for Lin Feng! Everyone laughed, but she also felt the sadness in it! Through this poem, Ye Qingqing also showed her feelings for Lin Feng! Lin Feng pretended to be fine, looked at Hell Shura, Ouyang Guang, Ouyang Da, and the head of the Dan Yao Pavilion, and said with a smile: "Now the scholar's father-in-law hasn't taken action yet, who will you come?"
"Young Pavilion Master, I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it!"
But if Master Ge waved his hand and smiled, he felt a little embarrassed! He was all focused on refining alchemy, and he really couldn't do these things! Ouyang Da and Ouyang Guang also refused.
They can't come either.
They are just rough people and martial arts tycoons. How can they get such literati things?
It was Hell Shura, and he said with a smile: "Boss, they are not good, so let me be this father-in-law."
I have been with you for so long and have learned something, look at me!"
This time, everyone looked at Hell Shura, and they were all very happy and excited! Hell Shura smiled and said, "Let's do this, my father-in-law is here. When I saw these poems, I also picked up a pen and wrote on the wall: Brother-in-law plays with my aunt, this is not uncommon.
Only allow the talk at home, not outside!”
"Hahahaha..." After Hell Shura said that, everyone burst into laughter. The atmosphere was very good! When they were with Lin Feng, the atmosphere was really fun and everyone was very relaxed! Nangong Prajna smiled and said, "Lin Feng, are you talking about it, are you more educated?"
Lin Feng nodded and said with a smile: "Everyone knows that there are many stories between Monk Foyin and Su Dongpo!"
"Today, I'll just tell you two!"
"Su Dongpo is also a great Zen master, and Monk Foyin is Su Dongpo's good friend!"
"Once when I was meditating, Su Dongpo saw Monk Foyin sitting there crookedly. Monk Foyin has always looked down on him!"
"So, Su Dongpo tidied up his clothes and sat upright!"
"After I sat down, I looked at Monk Foyin and asked with a smile: What do you think I look like?"
"Monkey Foyin smiled and said: I see you look like a Buddha!"
"Su Dongpo laughed and said: Then do you know, do I think you look like?"
"Monkey Foyin shook his head!"
"Su Dongpo said with a smile: I see you look like a pile of shit!"
"Monkey Foyin just smiled and ignored Su Dongpo!"
"After Su Dongpo returned, he was still very happy and said to his younger sister Su Xiaomei: I will tell you something. Tomorrow I will practice Zen with Monk Foyin. I did it well, and he did it very skewedly. He looked like a Buddha, and I saw him like a shit. This time I finally exclaimed my anger!!!"
"Su Xiaomei is also a very talented person. She rolled her eyes at Su Dongpo and said: You should just fall down. The emphasis on Zen meditation is to understand the mind and see the nature, and see the nature! People see you like a Buddha, which means that there is a Buddha in their hearts.
If you look like shit, it means you only have shit in your heart.
You are even comparing with others, your level is too bad!!”
Chapter completed!