Chapter 1457 is here
Lin Feng didn't think so much about it.
The most important point is that he did not expect that both the masters of Hong Roman and the Golden Pavilion were there! And Hong Roman and the Golden Pavilion were really thinking too much.
If you want to destroy them, you are completely thinking about the problem from your own perspective and don’t think about the overall situation at all.
Lin Feng was now being entangled by three women, opening the window, telling them jokes and stories in the moonlight outside the window! Lin Feng smiled and said, "Okay, OK, it's getting late, I'll tell you another little story, you can go and rest!"
All three women nodded, but this was not the first time! They wanted to keep talking with Lin Feng and see how many stories and jokes were placed in Lin Feng's head! Lin Feng smiled and said, "In the year of the Great Wilderness, the rich man Zhang Lao San took in four women who fled the famine.
All four women are very beautiful.
Not long after, four women became the rich man’s concubines at the same time.”
"The rich man held a banquet. At the banquet, there was a fortune teller who gave the rich man two words: Four ladies, one piece, two piece three or four piece."
"The rich man was very happy and sent the fortune teller a silver tael.
Half a month later, the four concubines took away all the wealthy family fortunes and disappeared."
"The rich man remembered the fortune teller's words, slapped his thigh and said: Damn, it turns out that the fortune teller has already hinted to me. They are cheating on one, two, three or four, why am I so stupid? Haven't understood it long ago?"
"Okay, okay, go to bed!"
After Lin Feng said that, he quickly urged the three women to leave! Women are just in the way. They always brag about him here and don’t practice. It’s a pity to waste time like this! Tian Chanyu smiled and said, “Young Pavilion Master, this story is not good!”
"You'd better tell us stories about people who are familiar to us. It's better to tell little jokes about celebrities!"
"Just tell three, after we listened to three small stories and jokes, we left!"
Tian Chanyu looked at Lin Feng with affection! At this time, everyone was sitting beside the bed.
However, even though Lin Feng was carrying Ye Qingcheng on his back, Yu Xiaoyu and Tian Chanyu were both snuggling around him! From time to time, they touched his arms with soft parts of their bodies! It can be seen that these women are getting more and more courageous! Xue Linglong is more reserved and sits next to her, always listening with a smile.
Lin Feng could only say: "Okay, then there are the last three short stories. This time you really leave after listening to it!"
The three girls nodded like a chicken pecking at rice! But in fact, they didn't take Lin Feng's words seriously.
Anyway, Lin Feng will go to practice the world after two days, when the leader of the dragon group arrives.
Tian Chanyu doesn’t want to leave Lin Feng’s side, so it’s better to stay by Lin Feng for one more second.
Because Lin Feng left, he didn't know when he would come back.
Once I came back, I might not stay in the Dan Yao Pavilion and went back to the earth.
It was really hard for her to see Lin Feng! Lin Feng smiled and said, "The first little story is that when Li Hongzhang went to the UK, he swept the graves of his friend Gordon. Mrs. Gordon was very moved and gave Li Hongzhang a famous dog that her husband Gordon loved very much during his lifetime!"
"This famous dog once won the first place in the national competition!"
"Later, Mrs. Gordon wrote a letter to ask Li Hongzhang if she liked the dog!"
"Li Hongzhang replied: I like it very much, but it's a pity that I am old and have poor teeth and can't eat too much.
But the taste is really good. This is the first time I have eaten such a rare variety!"
Hahahahahahahahaha... After hearing this, the three girls burst into laughter! I'm afraid it's Mrs. Gordon, would you be very depressed?
Lin Feng continued: "The second little story is that the saint of calligraphy, Wang Xizhi, loves geese very much. When he was seven years old, he wrote: goose, goose, goose, and songs towards the sky.
Famous poems such as white hair floating on green water, red palms pushing clear waves!”
Lin Feng said this and stopped and looked at the three women! The three women, with big eyes dripping, looked at Lin Feng, and felt a little strange. Why didn't Lin Feng continue to say it?
They were listening! Lin Feng sighed and couldn't help but say, "Are you three women idiots?"
You can listen to whatever I say, but don’t tell me. Is there any right thing?”
"Big brother, did you say something wrong?"
Yu Xiaoyu asked naively! Lin Feng knocked Yu Xiaoyu's head and then said: "Wang Xizhi has never written a geese, goose, and romance to the sky.
This was written by Luo Binwang when he was seven years old!”
"These women, alas!"
Lin Feng was really speechless... "Oh, it turned out to be written by Luo Binwang. No wonder I feel a little strange. Big brother, please continue to talk, we are still listening!"
Yu Xiaoyu responded to Lin Feng with a smile! Lin Feng could only say: "Wang Xizhi does love gooses. He is also an old Taoist priest in Shanyin City. He wants Wang Xizhi to copy a copy of "Huangting Jing" for him.
After learning that Wang Xizhi loved geese, he carefully raised a cage of good geese in the Taoist temple.
Every time I heard that Wang Xizhi was traveling to the mountains, I would stock the good geese I had in my sight in the mountains.
Finally one day, these geese were met by Wang Xizhi who was traveling to the mountains, and Wang Xizhi liked them very much."
"So Wang Xizhi found the old Taoist and wanted to buy these geese.
The old Taoist followed the trend and suggested that as long as he hand-written a copy of the Huangting Jing, he would give all the geese.
Wang Xizhi happily agreed and a copy of the Huangting Jing was completed soon."
"Wang Xizhi brought a group of geese he loved and went home.
The old Taoist also stroked the scriptures in his hand happily.
This story has also become a story that future generations like to talk about. The Huangting Jing handwritten by Wang Xizhi was also called "The Change of Goose Tie"!"
"The third little story. Once, Wang Xizhi heard that an old lady raised a good goose, so he sent someone to buy it. But the old lady didn't sell it! Wang Xizhi thought that it would be fine if he didn't sell it, so I can go and have a look?"
"So when the old lady heard this, Wang Xizhi was coming?
Oh my God, I was so excited that I killed the goose and treated Wang Xizhi. Wang Xizhi felt very heartbroken when he found out!"
"Okay, I'm done, you guys hurry up and leave!"
"Big brother, the Wang Xizhi you are talking about is just a story, just say another one!"
Who knows that the three women won’t let Lin Feng go! Lin Feng said helplessly: “Okay, the last one!”
"The writer Lao She has raised two pots of white lotus, but the baby is not good. He blew the rainbow farts at them every day! Once a friend came to Lao She's house to play and said he wanted to go out to buy a few lotus flowers! Lao She was very proud and said: Are these two pots in my house not good?
My friend thought it was OK, but when the veteran came back from the study, he found two pots of white lotus, which had been picked by his friend and wanted to fry the chef with sesame oil to cook. He immediately felt like he had heatstroke, and the sky was spinning!"
"No more, okay, you guys go quickly, I'm really annoyed by you!"
After Lin Feng finished speaking, he quickly urged the three women to leave! "Brother Lin, just say one more. When we go back now, we are not sleepy and we are in no mood to practice.
Why don’t we chat with you and sit until dawn!”
Xue Linglong smiled and said! "You three women are delicate, and they are all beauties. Are you not afraid that I will eat you?"
"Big brother, then you eat me first, I'm tender!"
Chapter completed!