Chapter 254: Zeng Xiaoxian: Where is my hot wife?
"Teacher Zeng is coming back?" Meng Lang's face flashed with confusion, "But didn't he just said a few days ago. If nothing unexpected happens, will it take several months to come back?"
Coincidentally, as soon as Mr. Meng finished speaking, a slutty voice came from the door: "Yes, I said that, but the world is so wonderful sometimes~ Who made the accident happen just right?"
"Hey! Zeng Xiaoxian, didn't you say you came back only tonight?" Hu Yifei was so excited that she was even at a loss when she saw her man finally returned home.
"Didn't I want to give you a surprise~ Xiao Feifei, I'm back." After that, Zeng Xiaoxian opened his arms and waited for his wife to throw herself into her arms to tell the pain of lovesickness.
Sure enough, seeing that he was really back, Hu Yifei's eyes suddenly turned red. She stammered her lips, raised her arms and wiped the corners of her eyes covered with ash, and then ran towards... Meng Lang?
When he came to Meng, he stretched out a black hand, and the female devil said with confidence: "Give it! The reward he had agreed to, my performance point should be enough!"
"Uh... Sister Yifei, are you sure you change the performance point to that?" Meng confirmed again with a strange look, "This time the situation is special. It may take several years for you to save so many performance points in the future."
Hu Yifei glared at her eyes: "Stop talking nonsense! Get it quickly."
"Okay, okay! Don't be anxious." As she said that, Meng Lang took out a small bottle from his backpack, which contained a drop of phoenix blood. "Here, this is it. Take half of it internally, and half bath for external use, and it will take effect within 20 minutes."
"I understand." The female devil didn't say anything, and she ran into the bathroom in a blink of an eye without even looking at her husband.
"Uh... Can anyone tell me what's going on now?" Zeng Xiaoxian stood there confused, stretching his arms and making him feel embarrassed and at a loss.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Lu Ziqiao, a new old man in the apartment, immediately put down the barbecue in his hand, stood up and came to Zeng Xiaoxian, hooked his neck and laughed, "I still want to envy you, Teacher Zeng, do you know what Yifei is doing?"
Zeng Xiaoxian hummed twice with embarrassment, revealing a smiley face: "Haha...why would I ask you if I knew?"
Lu Ziqiao ignored the grief and anger in Zeng Xiaoxian's words, but instead smiled a little brighter. While pulling Zeng Xiaoxian to the dining table, he said:
"That's right~it's boring now. Anyway, it's definitely a great thing for you.
You sit down and eat with peace of mind. You can’t tell if you look at it in twenty minutes?"
Zeng Xiaoxian used his clear thinking brain to calculate for a moment, nodded decisively and agreed: "Okay, Zhang Wei, please send me a bunch of leeks."
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So Zeng Xiaoxian was having skewers with everyone and chatting about the anecdotes and interesting stories in desert life, while waiting for his wife to take a shower and come out to meet.
In this way, the tormented twenty minutes finally passed, and Hu Yifei also changed her clothes and walked out of the bathroom.
Zeng Xiaoxian was stupid.
Who are you, beautiful? Where is my wife?
Where did my wife who is so old go?
I saw this woman who walked out of the bathroom about twenty-five years old. Her hair was tied with a beautiful ponytail hanging behind her head. Her big eyes were as black as a baby, and her plump and delicate red lips under her small nose were tightly pursed, containing an indescribable wild charm.
Everyone in the room was stunned. Of course, we must get rid of the three Chen Duo and the Meng family who are not panic when encountering trouble.
"Yifei! You are really younger?!" Chen Meijia covered her mouth in disbelief, and countless small stars faintly shot out in her eyes.
Not only her, but even Lu Linglong, a little loli who is far from the age of needing maintenance, finds it difficult to remain calm when facing things like rejuvenation, and also looks at her aunt with starry eyes.
At this moment, Hu Yifei touched her cheeks blankly and muttered to herself: "Mika can see it too... it's not an illusion... it's true... it's not just the skin, but also the physical functions have returned to their peak moments."
After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian, who finally understood the meaning of Lu Ziqiao's previous words, almost laughed: "Yifei, is it really you?"
"Who else can I be? If you don't believe it, do you want to try the original flash?" Hu Yifei clenched her fists. She felt that as she regained her youth, her fighting spirit that had been suppressed in previous years seemed to have also revived.
A trace of cold sweat broke out from Zeng Xiaoxian's forehead. He was extremely eager to survive and quickly stepped forward, hugged his young and beautiful wife, and then looked up and said to everyone:
"That... let's have dinner first. Yifei and I will go back to the room to discuss something. Maybe there will be something to do when we come out later. Please help me."
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Facing the teasing eyes of everyone, Zeng Xiaoxian pulled Hu Yifei back to the room with his usual cheeky skin.
After they closed the door, the men on the dining table also started gambling with a look of despicable expression.
Lu Ziqiao: "I bet for ten minutes, two hundred yuan."
Zhang Chulan: "Then I'll bet for eight minutes."
Zhang Wei: "Teacher Zeng has been cultivating in the desert for so long, so why has he had to make some progress? I bet fifteen minutes!"
Meng Lang: "Take it down~ Have you forgotten? Hu Yifei is in full bloom ten years ago! I bet for a hundred seconds."
Chen Duo: "Sister Dali, what are they talking about? Why can't I understand?"
Lu Linglong: "Yes, it's inexplicable."
Zhuge Dali:??(???????????w????????)??
"Kids, stop asking these things!"
Chen Meijia: "That's right, you'll know when you have a boyfriend in the future."
Feng Baobao: "Meng Lang, what a hell are you going to do? If you don't do it - Aowu, I'm going to do it..."
Just as Mr. Meng was secretly feeling sad when he was looking at the empty plate in front of him, a magical scene happened - Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian actually walked out of the room.
Meng Lang looked at the table below, one minute and fifteen seconds.
At this time, the air in the room seemed to solidify, and fell into a dead silence. No other sound could be heard except for the chewing sound of the melon lady.
After a while, Lu Ziqiao took a deep breath, stood up from the dining table resolutely, walked to Zeng Xiaoxian, patted his shoulder and whispered:
"Teacher Zeng, you...ah! I won't say anything anymore. I know a few reliable doctors and I will send you privately."
Zeng Xiaoxian was confused when he heard this, but Hu Yifei understood what Lu Ziqiao meant in seconds and said helplessly: "Lu Ziqiao, what do you think! Zeng Xiaoxian pulled me back to the house to discuss matters between Guan Gu and Youyou!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei looked puzzled: "Guan Gu and Youyou? What does it have to do with them?"
"Good question!" As he said, Zeng Xiaoxian turned around and took out a long strip of items wrapped in oil cloth from his backpack that he had never taken off since he entered the door.
"The answer is here!"
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ps: The fourth update.
Chapter completed!