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Chapter 55 Ice and Fire Fight

I have to say that Guan Yun's sharp mouth is extremely vicious, and he said that Tang Bing's key points were the same as Tang Bing. Tang Bing usually ignores men, which made some people with too strong gossiping hearts unable to help guessing whether Tang Bing is a stone girl.

The battle situation is getting more and more exciting, and some people can no longer help but secretly send WeChat messages to ask their relatives and friends to watch the battle together.

People from the Chinese Medicine Department also came to hear the news. Two beauties in a department quarreled. Who should they help?

Everyone was happy to see it, but Ye Haoxuan was a little disgusted. When did I become a slutty person?

Guan Yun's words became more and more vicious: "Now Shi Nu's disease has been cured? It's just a sex change surgery."

"Woman, you are sick," Ye Haoxuan finally couldn't help but step forward and said.

"You are sick, your whole family is sick," Guan Yun said angrily.

"Don't believe it? Then let me tell you, do you feel difficult to fall asleep at night, have a bad spirit in the morning, have dry mouth and have a great appetite?"

"How did you... know?" Guan Yun asked in surprise.

"I am also a doctor. Although your problem is not serious, it is due to long-term poor sleep and a large appetite, which may accelerate aging and even obesity. Be careful." Ye Haoxuan said with a smile.

"Nonsense," Guan Yun immediately reacted. Although she had the symptoms that Ye Haoxuan said, she didn't believe that this was a serious problem, most people had it.

"Really, your disease is caused by poor stomach qi. If you continue for a long time, you will have big problems. If you don't believe it, you can press it on your Qihai acupoint and try it. You will know if what I'm saying is true." Ye Haoxuan said seriously.

"Really?" Guan Yun was frightened by Ye Haoxuan's serious appearance. Women can be afraid of heaven and earth, but what they fear the most is aging and gaining weight.

"Of course it's true. I have medical ethics." Ye Haoxuan said.

Although Guan Yun also studied traditional Chinese medicine, she was just the kind of person who could only recite soup songs. Under Ye Haoxuan's instructions, she finally found the Qihai point located below her navel.

She pressed down half-believingly, but she didn't respond.

Ye Haoxuan said with an encouraging look: "Yes, it's there. If you use a little force, you will believe that my words are true."

Everyone looked at Guan Yun with breath holding their breath, and the gossip fire in their hearts was burning. They were eager to know if what Ye Haoxuan said was true.

Guan Yun gritted his teeth and pressed heavily on his Qihai acupoint. He had no reaction, but two strokes, but still no reaction, three strokes...

"You fool me..." Guan Yun finally realized that he was being fooled.

"I didn't fool you, you are really sick." Ye Haoxuan said seriously.

"Fart..." Guan Yun was furious.

However, with her words, a "bump" sound behind her, a long and loud fart burst out.

Guan Yun even felt a sensation of moaning in the chrysanthemum, and some excrement was vented together.

In an instant, her face turned blue.

The fart was loud and long, mixed with the turbid air that had passed through her internal organs. Everyone felt a sour smell coming, and they all subconsciously covered their noses and kept their distance from her.

"Bastard..." She squeezed out these two words from her teeth and stopped talking because she felt her intestines churning, and another fart was about to collapse.

In front of so many people farts, she almost wanted to die. Just let one go, how could she give up the second one?

"If you want to fart, then let it go." Ye Haoxuan shouted without hesitation.

"You..." Guan Yun blushed...

As soon as this sentence was spoken, everyone heard a long sound of "chi...", and then it was like a bomb thrown by an airplane.

"Chir...bang bang bang."

A dozen or so stuffy farts rang out one after another like suicide bombs from terrorist organizations, one by one, one by one.

"Boom..." A burst of laughter emanated from the crowd.

This fart is really shocking, like an airplane throwing a bomb.

"So beautiful, he actually farted in public..."

"Beauty doesn't have to do with farting, you have to be anxious when you are beautiful."

"This young man said it right. This woman is really sick. How could a normal person fart like this?"

"Bastard, you're playing tricks on me..." Finally, I felt a little more comfortable in my stomach, and Guan Yun had the heart to die.

"I didn't fool you. Your disease is indeed caused by poor stomach qi. You are a doctor and a Chinese medicine practitioner. You should understand that Qihai point is used to excrete stomach qi. Now that the stomach qi is discharged, the disease is half cured." Ye Haoxuan said seriously.

"You..." Guan Yun said another loud noise, and the white coat behind her tights appeared wet.

“Incontinence…”

“So disgusting…”

Everyone retreated back at the same time. Although Guan Yun was still a beauty, he just kept farting in public and was still incontinent in public, which made everyone feel chills.

"Ah...Woo......" Guan Yun almost wanted to die, and had no face to stay here, so he ran away with his face covering his face.

"Boy, who are you?" At that moment, one of her suitors couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to come forward to teach Ye Haoxuan a lesson.

"Go away, I won't talk to people with impotence." Ye Haoxuan turned his head away.

"You fart..." the suitor was furious.

"If you dare to scold me, I promise that your impotence will never be cured in your life." Ye Haoxuan said viciously.

"Ah... can you cure?" the man asked in surprise without even caring about embarrassment.

Ye Haoxuan wrote a prescription to him and said, "Twice a day, it will be cured for a week, but you can't indulge in excessive lust during this period, and after recovery, sexual intercourse should not be more than four times a month, otherwise you should not think about touching a woman in your life."

"Thank you, thank you, the miracle doctor..." The man held the prescription and ran away like a treasure.

"If you learn some medical skills, you dare to show off." A attending doctor stepped forward and shouted.

"You are as good as Long Yang." Ye Haoxuan said.

"What is the good thing about Longyang?" the attendant said strangely.

"In other words, you like men," said Ye Haoxuan.

"You're talking nonsense." The attendant blushed, and some people who were familiar with him whispered.

"Doctor Han is really good at this? Is the rumors true?"

"It seems to be true. This young man's medical skills are really extraordinary. You can see that."

"Oh my God, Dr. Han won't be interested in me..."

As everyone was talking about it, the chief fled in panic.
Chapter completed!
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