Chapter 144 The love of a scholar
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I, Qi Shen, talk a lot and are cruel!]
[Chemistry was started in the third year of junior high school, so you can learn it as bad as you!]
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In the screen full of hahaha, Ji Shaoyi sniffed and said with tears in his eyes: "Brother Yingying, I'm sorry, I'm afraid you think I'm young and unwilling to take me to play, so I lied to you..."
"Actually..." In order to achieve the effect of pretending to be true and I felt pity, he sobbed twice in a pretentious way: "Actually, I am a primary school student!"
While pretending to cry, Ji Shaoyi thought: I can’t do the junior high school questions, but I should know how to do the elementary school questions, right?
He didn't believe Shi Qi could defeat him!
Shi Qi shouted coldly, and the perverted question in elementary school came out: "A frog climbed up from the bottom of a 7-meter-deep well, climbed 3 meters during the day and fell 2 meters at night. How many days can it climb to the wellhead?"
Just kidding, he was a top student before he played e-sports. He would go to tutor his children from neighbors during winter and summer vacations, and he was the best at dealing with such naughty kids.
And Ji Naughty Child Shaoyi made up his fingers and said weakly: "7, 7 days?"
Climb 3 meters a day and slide 2 meters = climb 1 meter a day. According to this progress, isn’t it just 7 days?
The more Ji Shaoyi thought about it, the more he felt that there was nothing wrong with it.
"Wrong." Shi Qi's expression seemed to be looking at a fool: "The frog climbed 1 meter a day for the first 4 days, and the frog climbed 3 meter on the fifth day and then came out."
Finally, he raised his eyebrows and asked him with a sarcastic look: "Or do you think this frog has cerebral palsy like you. He climbed to the wellhead on the fifth day and didn't know how to walk, and he was still waiting for it to slide down?"
Ji Shaoyi: "..." You are fucking cerebral palsy, your whole family has cerebral palsy!
He lost, he lost miserably!
If he had known that he could use it when he had a fight with his rival, he wouldn't have skipped classes to go to the overpass every day when he was a child!
If he could just listen to a few words during class, he would not be crushed so miserable by Shi Qi!
While Ji Shaoyi regrets, he can even make up for it. He is straight man, academic master, Qi Helang, straight woman, academic master, Qiao gets together every day. You take a math problem and I ask you the sweet look of a text.
During the holidays, you will definitely give me a set of "Five Years of High School Entrance Examination Three Years" and I will give me a set of "Previous Real Questions for College Entrance Examination".
Not to mention the date, two people who have been busy all day find a secluded little corner, you do your 53rd, and I do my test papers.
The top academic couple will go together, whoever scores are the lower is the dog!
Ah! Is this the legendary love of the top student? It’s enviable to think about it... a hammer.
Ji Shaoyi even felt that the reason why the two of them failed to get together later was probably because Shi Qi betrayed their "academic couple went together, whoever scored lower is a dog" and became obsessed with the little fairy of the game.
But this is not right... His husband played games very happily...
The more Ji Shaoyi thought about it, the more confused he felt. Now he couldn't do the test, but he couldn't say anything. He had no other way except to use his best yelling language to get through.
"Yeah..."
"Shut up." Shi Qi interrupted him without hesitation, "I don't want to talk to the poor student."
Ji Shaoyi: "..."Fuck, is this the arrogance of a top student?
"I, I... I seem to be a poor student..." Jiang Xiaosui raised his hand weakly.
Shi Qi glanced at him coldly: "Shut up, too."
Jiang Xiaosui: "..." Knock! I thought I could get special treatment!
[Hahahahahahaha Shi Qi, forever!]
[Hahahaha, Qi Shen, please be more awake, that is your wife!]
[Hahahaha, Qi Shen was crazy and he started to lose his enemies and friends!]
[Qi Shen: I got crazy and even killed my wife!]
Jiang Xiaosui shut up in grievance.
Ji Shaoyi was not so obedient. The more Shi Qi resisted, the more he wanted to tease him.
He can handle even a straight woman in steel, why can’t a straight man in steel?
So after he landed, he didn't pick up the medicine or take the gun. He followed Shi Qi's butt throughout the whole process. He would disgust him when he got the chance: "Brother, brother, third-level boss, do you want it? I have one here~"
The other party didn't want to talk to him and gave him a grenade.
Ji Shaoyi smiled and avoided it, and marked him a bottle of Coke: "Brother, brother, do you want to drink Rekuoluo? People use their body temperature to help you warm~"
Shi Qi didn't even look at the bottle of drink, and raised his hand and shot him.
Ji Shaoyi shouted: "I hate it~ You shot this shot and made people feel like they were irritated~"
Shi Qi: "..." Damn, I want to beat her to death.
He turned around ruthlessly and walked into a small toilet. Ji Shaoyi followed him, shook his head and said to him, "Brother, why don't you talk? Did I make you angry?"
Shi Qi resisted the urge to kill his teammates and took a deep breath and typed a few words on the keyboard.
【Don't want to name: Hearing impaired, do not make a voice.】
Ji Shaoyi: "..." God is fucking hearing impaired. Wasn't you quite capable when you called me just now?
He manipulated his game characters and stumbled into the door of the small toilet and stood still.
Shi Qi wandered around the small toilet but didn't find anything good. He turned his head and was about to leave, but saw the non-mainstream little loli tilting his head and standing in the middle of the door, blocking the way out.
The windows of the small toilet cannot be turned over, and if you want to go out, you can only walk through the door.
Ji Shaoyi shook his head at him cutely, but his words were not cute at all: "Give me a heart, and I will let you out."
Shi Qi: "..." God is fucking more than Xinxin.
He raised his hand and said fiercely: "Go aside, otherwise you will be killed."
"I don't!" Ji Shao didn't blink a moment: "Even if you beat me to death, my heart will still be on you~"
Shi Qi: "..." Who wants your heart?
Are cerebral palsy so unreasonable?
He was completely vain, and he squatted into the small toilet with a gun, and stopped moving, as if he was squatting in prison.
Ji Shaoyi felt a little relieved, and even touched his phone and put a song "Tears in the Iron Window" for him.
As soon as the sad prelude came out, everyone in the live broadcast room cried.
Laughing and crying.
[Hahahahahahahahahaha, do you have so many tricks for elementary school students nowadays? I felt the deep helplessness of Qi Shen through the screen.]
[Hahahaha, what's going on? Qi Shen? Why did you accidentally squat in the bureau?]
[No more say anything, Qi Shen transforms it well and becomes a new person after he comes out!]
After a long prelude, a sad male voice sounded: "Iron door, iron window, iron chain~ Holding the iron window with my hand, I looked outside..."
When Shi Qi heard this, he wanted to rattle her and then block it.
He, the person who was blocked, was not doing anything yet. Jiang Xiaosui was anxious outside, "Sister, what are you doing? Didn't he just care about your studies? Why did you revenge your kindness?"
Chapter completed!