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Chapter 21 Will getting a headshot from eating chicken affect your IQ?

Tian Luo: "..." I am frank, what is the difference between you and the big pig's hooves in the domineering article that abuse the sky, the earth and the air?

He sighed and tried hard to enlighten him, "So think about it carefully if you have played with you when you were a child and finally moved? Don't you all like to play such a bloody drama of abusive love?"

Ji Shaoyi really pinched his chin and pondered for a moment, then said with a deep pain: "There is no green plum, but there is one bamboo horse."

When Tian Luo heard that it was a bamboo horse, he suddenly became even more excited: "Boss, I suddenly had a bolder idea!"

Ji Shaoyi: "???"

Tian Luo: "He has changed his gender for love! This is how it is performed in Vietnamese MVs!"

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God is fucking Vietnam mv.

He rolled his eyes silently, raised his legs and walked towards the dormitory, too lazy to even vomit.

Tian Luo hurriedly followed, and his little mouth kept saying in his ear: "Don't take it seriously, boss, there is really this possibility. I'll tell you about the Vietnamese mv..."

"Shut up." Ji Shaoyi was so quarreled that he was too big. "If you force me to be careful, I'll send you to Vietnam to dig coal!"

When he yelled like this, Tian Luo suddenly fell silent like a frightened little chicken, and followed Ji Shaoyi into the dormitory with grievance, looking as well as well.

Those who don’t know thought that Master Ji was going to force him to do something dirty.

After returning to the dormitory, Master Ji collapsed on the e-sports chair, crossed his legs and said, "My Zhuma Primary School is from the school weightlifting team. He is two meters tall and looks like Li Kui. If he is transgender..."

Ji Shaoyi recalled Lang Qiao's approximate height and couldn't help laughing: "You have to cut off all the parts below your belly button to be so small, right?"

Tian Luo: "..." makes sense.

"But your speculation is not unreasonable." Ji Shao tapped his fingers on the table, his mind was spinning quickly, and he murmured: "She secretly photographed me on the street, but refused to add me as a friend. She was obviously my fan, but she shot me in the game..."

Tian Luo looked at him as if he had lost his soul every day, and couldn't help but sigh, thinking that his boss might be finished.

After all, before Lang's temptation appeared, his eldest son played Nuannuan every day in get out of class and ate chickens after class. Even on the way back to the dormitory after school, he did not forget to call the four wild men he raised to brush off the bonds. No matter which wild bee and butterfly came to show his kindness, he was always wearing sunglasses and no one loved anyone. He was definitely a flower of the high mountain.

Not like now, Nuannuan doesn’t fight or fight bonds. She just plays a few chickens to find the flower in the basin!

With the altitude difference between the Gaoling and the basin, can there really be a future?

Tian Luo couldn't help but worry about their children's height in the future.

Some people, with the reputation of a child bride, are worried about the old mother's heart, and say that they cannot abandon him, a child bride, and even the height of their future children is worried about.

When he recovered from his worries, he saw that Ji Shaoyi had turned around the e-sports chair at some point, turned on the computer, and smiled strangely at the QQ login interface.

Tian Luo instantly smelled the gossip, quickly moved the small stool and asked excitedly, "Man, boss?"

"Shh, don't talk." Ji Shaoyi compared the gesture of silence and said with a mysterious look on his face: "After my meticulous and logical analysis, I think the reason why Lang's temptation refused to add friends with me in person is because-"

His voice became lower and lower. He deliberately paused for a few seconds at the critical moment, which made Tian Luo very anxious: "Why? Tell me quickly!"

"She's shy."

Tian Luo: "..." Oh, I really didn't see it.

Other girls are shy and blushing at their idols. When they come to Lang's temptation, they just say that they can't eat you and I can't eat, implying that they are unable to sleep or eat because of their shyness. They deeply express their shyness towards their idols from the side?

After complaining inwardly, Tian Luo looked at his boss in a complicated manner, thinking that he might have been fooled by Lang's temptation.

He even silently clicked on Baidu and searched: Will being shot in the head while eating chicken affect my IQ?

The responses of the Shasai netizens are also particularly excellent: Of course, at least, they will be sad all day long, and at worst, they will become cerebral palsy. I was too young and energetic. After being shot, I made an appointment with someone to have an offline fight. Today I just came out of the ICU [lighting cigarette] [lighting cigarette] [lighting cigarette] [lighting cigarette]

Tian Luo: "..." He is a cruel person!

Ji Shaoyi was obviously a little more ruthless than ruthless people, because after he got on QQ, he directly clicked on the contact group for freshmen of Jinhua University. Relying on being an administrator, he was a member of Aite, Tian Luo was so scared that he held his typing hand: "What are you doing?"

If he remembers correctly, their counselors are still lurking in the freshman group.

"She is embarrassed to add me in person, so I will take the initiative to send her to add it." Ji Shaoyi dusted off his claws and felt that his new plan was perfect: "It should be sincere enough, right?"

"But what does this have to do with you going crazy in the freshman group? What if she isn't your fan at all? And we..."

Before Tian Luo could finish his words, he saw him pressing the car quickly and shaking his head, saying confidently: "Impossible! No one can resist Mr. Ji's temptation!"

Tian Luo: "..." I hope you can still maintain this confidence in front of the counselor.

What can he do? He is just a child bride with no right to speak. He can only silently pray that the counselor is already asleep, or silently help him pack his luggage when his boss is persuaded to leave.

This is his last love for the child bride.

Where can I find a child bride as good as him?

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......

After returning to the dormitory from the cafeteria, Lang Qiao went to the bathroom to take a shower as usual. Before she could dry her dripping hair, a radio like Gu Congxin came from the living room: "Damn it, Lang Qiao, come and see, your wife is sexy again!"

While wondering when he had a wife, Lang Qiao came to the living room with flip-flops. Before he could ask, Gu Congxin grabbed the sofa like a chicken, and then threw it roughly onto the sofa.

Gu Congxin's way of making recommendations has always been simple and straightforward. After pulling the person on the sofa and sitting down, he stuffed his phone into her hands the next second. His attitude was even tougher than the stones in the pit: "I won't say much, let me show you!"
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