"What's smaller and bigger?"

Jiang He was sleeping in a daze. After taking a look at the video, he saw white flowers and cursed: "Mu Wanqiu, are you crazy? It's time now, can you still let people sleep?"

hang up.

Block it directly!

The rivers have entered a dream again.

He slept until he woke up naturally, and after washing, he went downstairs staggeringly.

Aoi stood respectfully at the entrance of the stairs, gave a blessing, and said in a sweet voice: "Master, lunch is ready."

Jianghe walked towards the dining table, Aoi ran over to help Jianghe open the chair, and then served the hot meal, which was still rice, fried eggplant, and shredded cucumber and carrots. However, today I had an extra corn porridge.

Eat and drink enough.

As soon as Jiang He put the chopsticks, Aoi immediately stepped forward and wiped Jiang He's mouth with a delicate handkerchief.

Jiang He's face full of enjoyment, his heart...

Sighing!

No wonder those rich people like to hire maids. The taste of enjoyment was so comfortable. If you had to put it before, how could you have so many tricks for eating by yourself?

Steam a pot of rice and can be eaten for three days.

I shoot cucumbers every day...

Everyone who eats it wants to vomit, the key is that after eating, they have to wash the pot and wash the dishes by themselves.

"There are not many vegetables at home. I will take you to the city to buy some vegetables... and buy some rapeseeds. Then we grow our own vegetables, eat them now, and pick them now, and they are green and pollution-free."

"Okay, master."

Aoi stood beside him very well.

Jiang He glanced at him...

Suddenly I remembered-

"By the way, who called me last night?"

"Mu Wanqiu?"

"What did she say...is small?"

After rubbing his temples, Jiang He seemed to understand what the white piece was, but you were young, why are you calling me?

After a moment of emotion, Jiang He said in surprise: "Can it be the effect of eggplant?"

"Reduce swelling and stop bleeding...that thing is considered swelling?"

Jiang He suddenly felt a cold sweat, quickly took off his pants and looked at it, then let out a long breath and said, "Fortunately, I didn't swell... What's more, I'm not swelling, right?"

This thing is born with big size, how can it be considered swollen?

Jiang He glanced at Aoi.

She was staring at Jianghe in surprise, her eyes straightened.

He calmly lifted his pants and Jiang Hedao: "Okay, stop looking, go and clean the pot."

"Okay, master."

Aoi reacted, fled in a hurry, and entered the kitchen.

Jiang He looked surprised... This reaction is too spiritual, right? It doesn't seem to be planted, it's no different from a real person, right?

Come to the sofa.

Jianghe took paper and pen, put it on the coffee table, and began to think about creating the "bird taming method".

After thinking for a long time, I still had no clue.

This thing is too difficult to create. Unlike the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing Dragon and the Prajna Technique, you can also find randomly made-up formulas on the Internet...

"etc?"

"Online? Making it up?"

Jiang He's eyes lit up, took out his mobile phone, opened his browser, entered "How does a beast keeper tame a beast", and then searched, but there was too little information about this. Jiang He searched for a long time and found only an unreliable "Four Rules of Taming Beasts".

The first rule of animal taming:

If the animal does what you want it to do, reward it, and if it does what you don't want it to do, pretend not to see it.

Jiang He picked up his pen, pondered for a moment, and began to copy the magic!

"If the beast does what you want it to do, reward it, and if it does what you don't want it to do, beat it to death!"

After silently reciting the first rule of animal taming after he changed three times, Jiang He nodded with satisfaction.

after all……

Ferocious beasts are different from animals. This thing is very aggressive and dangerous. If it does something wrong and you pretend not to see it, wouldn’t you let it fall?

"As the saying goes, a filial son appears under the stick, and the same is true for taming a ferocious beast. You must beat him like a son to be obedient."

Jianghe looked at the second rule of animal taming.

Using the law of incompatibility, when the animal you trains does not want to do something, you can teach it to do another thing. If these two things comply with the law of incompatibility, then your goal will be achieved.

Jiang He stared at the second rule of animal taming for a long time and found...

"If you can't understand it, what the hell is this incompatible law? It seems that you can only change it!"

He picked up his pen and pondered for a moment, writing: "When the beast you trained does not want to do something, you hit it and hit it until it does its position, so that your purpose will be achieved."

Article 3 of the law of taming animals: It is never the fault of animals.

Oh.

Jiang He feels that this rule is simply nonsense.

He picked up the pen and wrote: "It is always the fault of the beast."

Article 4 of the rules for taming animals: Even the most wise tamer cannot change the nature of animals. As the saying goes, you cannot teach cats to dive.

???

Jianghe sneered at it.

Can't change the nature of animals, and call it a tame beast?

He only felt that his inspiration was like a spring collapse at this moment, and he continued to write: "Only by changing the nature of ferocious beasts can he be called a qualified animal trainer, such as letting cats dive, sows go up trees, tigers eat grass, and dogs don't eat shit."

After writing, Jiang He thought about it and found that the four animal taming rules he created above were suitable for the murderers who had already been tamed... These four were just to make the beasts more obedient.

You should know that almost 99% of ferocious beasts are very aggressive.

As soon as we meet, the ferocious beast will fuck you. How can we deal with it?

There are some sayings about using bait on the Internet...

There is also the "eagle-boiling" method for birds.

However, Jiang He did not agree with these methods very much. It was just a matter of taming ferocious beasts. How could it be so troublesome?

After lit a cigarette, Jianghe had an idea after thinking for a moment, and wrote: "After meeting a ferocious beast he wanted to tame, he would hit it directly, beat it half to death, and beat it until it was obedient."

Slapping the pen on the table, Jiang He read the "beast taming technique" he created again, nodded with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "No, not bad, this method of taming animals is feasible."

“By the way.”

"All the martial arts have been created, you can't have no name, right?"

The name of the martial arts is easy to deal with. The simpler the better. Jiang He thought about it and wrote the five big words "Physical Beast Taming Method" on the top of the paper.

With the "Beast Taming Method", Jianghe came to the garden.

A look.

Erlangzi immediately spoke in the northwest dialect mixed with Sichuan flavor and said, "Master, wait for a moment, I'll dig it right away."

It picked up the shovel and dug a small hole in just a few seconds.

When Jianghe was preparing to plant the "physical animal taming method", he suddenly woke up: "Wait... I have used up all the opportunities to plant exercises after the farm has reached lv3."

Thinking about it.

Jiang He could only put away the "physical animal taming method" and said again: "Actually, I think there is no big problem even if I don't plant it. After all, the animal taming method is just a method of cultivation. I have created it all, so why are you afraid that you can't practice it?"

and.

It is also very simple to practice this technique.

Just find a group of taming animals and experiment one by one.

Even if you have poor qualifications, you will definitely succeed if you kill three or five hundred people!

At this time, Jiang He's cell phone rang.

It was called by Mu Wanqiu.

After answering the phone, Jiang He smiled in surprise and said, "Mu Wanqiu, why did you call? Haven't you always contacted me on WeChat?"

On the other end of the phone, Mu Wanqiu gritted his teeth!

WeChat!

Did you do it on purpose?

You have blocked me, how can I contact you on WeChat?

She took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in her heart, and said, "Jianghe, I sorted out the recent information about ferocious beasts near Xixia Province all night yesterday. According to the information, a warrior discovered a black panther in Helan Mountain three days ago, which was suspected to be a seventh-grade ferocious beast."

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