"Name?"

"Lu Jiu."

"gender?"

"???......male"

"age?"

"Just eighteen today."

"What is the reason for reporting the case?"

"I somehow I bought the crayfish at the market this morning actually spoke!"

“…”

The middle-aged policeman who was originally lowering his head and taking the transcripts seriously was stunned. Then he raised his head speechlessly and looked at Lu Jiu, then said helplessly:

"Do you think our people's police will believe your nonsense?

If you have a peanut, you will not be so drunk.

Young man, do less needlework on weekdays, and if you have a better mental state, you won’t have auditory hallucinations.”

Looking at the policeman's heartbroken look, I guess he should have been teased by strange people a lot on weekdays.

Lu Jiu, who was sitting opposite him, was blushed by the uncle's preaching and never said anything for a long time.

After all, as the uncle said, he drank some wine today on the grounds of his birthday and graduation, and there was a little smell of alcohol that had not yet dissipated.

But this doesn't mean that he's talking nonsense!

"Okay, young man, if you are drunk, take a good rest at home. Don't come to the police station to interfere with our official duties while you are idle."

Seeing that Lu Jiu couldn't speak for a long time, the policeman became more convinced that Lu Jiu was drunk and then spent time on him, and his tone immediately became stern.

When he looked at himself, he was treated as a drunk who hindered the police's official duties, and Lu Jiu was suddenly panicked.

"Uncle policeman, you have to believe me, it's true! The crayfish less than three inches was really spoken suddenly. If I hadn't locked it in the kitchen with my eyes and hands, I guess it had been made into spicy flavor by it. If I didn't believe it, I was still bleeding from my fingers!"

As he said that, Lu Jiu raised his middle finger, which was injured by the lobster, and looked at the uncle sincerely.

The uncle's right eye was already twitching.

But as a people's policeman, he still has the most basic self-cultivation, so he could only endure the urge to become arrogant and squeeze out a kind smile at Lu Jiu.

"Young man, for your birthday today, I won't pursue you to get in the way of your business. You should go home and have a good birthday as soon as possible. If it's too late, it will be dark.

Remember, if you can’t drink alcohol in the future, don’t drink it.

Also, needlework must be controlled!”

After saying that, the uncle waved his hand and turned around. Obviously, he didn't want to spend any more time with Lu Jiu, a drunkard.

Lu Jiu originally opened his mouth slightly but stopped, but now that was the case, he didn't know how to make the police believe him.

People often fail to expect another trust.

In the end, he didn't say anything more, just took his finger back, sighed softly, and then turned around and left the police station awkwardly.

On that face, I couldn't tell whether it was quiet or disappointed.

Or, there are both.

"Director Chen, do you think there are really animals in this world that can speak humans?"

After Lu Jiu left, Xia Xin, a young policeman who had been busy beside the uncle, quickly took out a cigarette from his pocket skillfully, and asked curiously after lit it for Deputy Director Chen Shan.

“…”

Director Chen was speechless, but just took the cigarette and put it in his mouth.

After smoking a whole cigarette to the bottom and exhaling a large cloud of fog, he finally felt much more relaxed inside.

It was as if the headache and boredom that Lu Jiu had brought him just now had dissipated with the mist that was spitting out of his mouth.

Then he opened his mouth and said:

"Of course there are, most of the strange beasts living in the external environment can speak human words, and some can even turn into humans, which are generally unrecognizable."

"Then...what the boy said just now was that... the strange beast invaded Luochuan City?"

When Xia Xin heard what Director Chen said, he was suddenly nervous, as if he was frightened by the name of the strange beast.

After all, he has just graduated from the police station and has not yet returned all the knowledge he has learned to the instructor, but he has heard of the names of these strange beasts living in the outside world.

As a species that has obtained the baptism of spiritual energy with humans a hundred years ago and has evolved, "a strange beast", it obviously also has various terrifying abilities that transcend ordinary human imagination.

If the lobster that appeared in Lu Jiu's family was also a strange beast, then Luochuan City would be in danger at this time!

"Puff, cough cough cough cough cough...

What are you talking nonsense about, I want to choke me to death!”

As soon as Xia Xin's shocking words came out, he immediately scared Chen Shan, who had just taken a sip of water.

The latter quickly put down the thermos cup with wolfberry tea in his hand, so as not to accidentally break the birthday gift his wife gave him in excitement, and let it become a tragedy in the human world.

"It's hard, isn't it?"

"Of course not!"

Chen Shan suddenly felt that his heart, which had finally been relieved, was blocked again. He would still use cement to seal it. At least three cigarettes were needed to calm down.

"You know, those strange beasts were completely blocked from the internal realm by the Skynet system decades ago. Once any strange beasts try or successfully break through the barrier of the Skynet and enter the border of the internal realm, the Psychological Affairs Bureau will immediately get the news through the Skynet and go to deal with it.

Over the years, there has never been an instance of a strange beast breaking through the Skynet and successfully entering the inner realm.

What's more, our Luochuan City is located in the hinterland of the inner world, far from the outer world, can strange beasts run so far? Do you think the Psychological Affairs Bureau is a vegetarian?"

Chen Shan said, and took out his cigarette from the policeman's pocket.

"Then, Director Chen, should we report this to the Bureau of Psychology Affairs?"

Xia Xin also knew the times and came up with a silly smile, lit the fire for Chen Shan.

"I won't go, I want to go by myself.

If every drunk man had to deal with him so vigorously, then the Psychological Affairs Bureau would not be busy to death?

Besides, they seem to be in a state of turmoil over something recently, so I won’t touch their bad temper at this time.”

Chen Shan was smoking a cigarette, closed her eyes unhappily and leaned on the recliner, as if she didn't catch a cold from the Luochuan Branch of the Psychological Affairs Bureau.

"Oh well......"

Seeing that the director had made a conclusion on this matter, Xia Xin stopped insisting, otherwise the smoke on his body might have been overwhelmed.

At the same time, Lu Jiu, who had left the police station, had already walked to the vicinity of the cabin where he lived under the sunset.

Perhaps, as the police uncle said, all this is just his own auditory hallucination.

Standing at the door of the house with some time, Lu Jiu took a deep breath and convinced herself in her heart.

Although he was sure that he heard the lobster fucking the thick Luochuan dialect, he raised his pliers and yelled at him, "You want claws!"

But maybe it’s really just because I’m hallucinating it. After all, it’s too bizarre to speak dialects.

But just as he reached out to turn the door open, there was a loud noise from inside the room...
Chapter completed!