Chapter 298: Delicious Aunt
There are some reeds piled up in the corner of the wall.
A pair of hands quietly pulled open the reeds, and a woman looked at them a few times, then got out of them.
The woman was wearing a white-washed coarse cloth clothes, and she looked very ordinary in her forties. Gu Liubai, who was hiding in the dark, was relieved to see that she was not a cultivator. Then when she saw that she was not a cultivator, she happened to have a few reed leaves tied to her hair, and she was carrying a bulging package in her hand. Her eyes looked particularly terrifying in the darkness and looked very funny. Gu Liubai was originally a little depressed by Wang Yehu's slap in the mystery, but now he looked at the woman's eyes with a very terrifying look, and was so funny that he couldn't help laughing out loud.
"ah!"
The woman was startled. She subconsciously turned around and wanted to get back, but the pile of reeds fell down and crisscrossed. Instead, there was another reed flower like chicken feathers on her head.
This look is even more funny, and Gu Liubai's mouth almost cracked when he smiles.
"Who are you!"
The woman was a little angry and embarrassed for a moment. She became as aggressive as a villain complaining first. "Why do you run here to scare people in the middle of the night?"
The key is that when she was so angry that she was still as terrified as she was angry and arrogant, her eyes were still the same.
Gu Liubai smiled so hard that his stomach hurt. He rubbed his stomach and said, "Auntie, you came out of the hole in the wall yourself and said, "I'm scaring you?"
"Aunt?" The woman was stunned and then reacted again, "This is the medicinal material library of Tai'an Hospital. You young man is a thief!"
"I'm a thief?"
Gu Liubai couldn't hold back his laughter at all. He spread his hands and said, "What did I steal?"
Then he clicked the bulging package that the woman was carrying and said, "Auntie, what is your bag of stuff?"
"You have to care!"
The woman held the wrap-up hand and shrank back, and she said viciously, "No matter who you are, I advise you not to meddle in other people's business."
Although this woman looks average, her eyes are particularly terrifying, and her voice is quite nice even if it is fierce.
Gu Liubai looked at her and scared herself fiercely, but couldn't help looking at the hole in the wall she had crawled out. He knew that the woman must be afraid of being discovered and did not dare to speak out.
So he smiled and said softly, "Actually, I'm such a thief."
The woman was stunned. She didn't expect Gu Liubai to admit this, but she immediately felt as confident and straightened her body, "Hmph! As expected, I think you are not a good person who is sneaking around."
The more you look at Gu Liubai, the more strange it becomes.
The woman straightened her body, looking thick with a thick waist and thick buttocks. Her figure looked very bad, but her clothes were bulging and stuffed, so she looked like this.
Moreover, although this woman looked like an ordinary middle-aged aunt, she spoke like a teenager at this time.
"You're right, I'm not a good person."
The only thing he pondered was that he smiled, and jumped over to the woman.
The woman widened her eyes in disbelief. She had just subconsciously stretched out her left hand to stop her, but her left wrist had been held by Gu Liubai.
"you!"
She screamed in shock and anger, but she didn't dare to scream loudly.
Gu Liubai had already let go of her wrist at this time.
It's strange.
The woman gave him a real feeling like a girl. He doubted whether this woman was disguised as a young woman, but her bone age could not be faked. After touching the bone age, he found that according to bone age, he was indeed not a girl, and he should be at least thirty years old.
"Auntie, you look a little old." He said with a smile.
"You priest! Little thief!" The woman was so angry that her lips were trembling, "How dare you do such a thing? Do you believe it or not, I will call someone to chop your head!"
"You shout!"
Gu Liubai smiled jokingly, "Will you catch you or me when you see someone coming?"
"you!"
The woman's breasts were fluctuating violently, but she was obviously bluffing. After a while, she was a little humble, "What the hell do you want?"
Gu Liubai looked at the package she was holding with difficulty with one hand, thought for a while, and said, "I have a share of the things in your bag. I will share half of the things in your bag."
The woman suddenly became angry and said, "Little thief, don't even think about it."
"Ha?" Gu Liubai smiled and said, "If you don't give me, I'll shout to catch the thief."
The woman was so angry that her eyes were gone, "Who told you that I was stealing something?"
Gu Liubai felt more and more curious when he saw her righteous look, but he was sarcastic in his face, "Can you guarantee that this bag was not stolen?"
The woman was stunned.
Gu Liubai smiled and said, "It's all thieves. Don't think I can't see it. There are a lot of things in your clothes."
The woman gritted her teeth for a long time and said fiercely: "Anyway, I can't distribute half of this bag of things in my hand. You can steal the medicinal materials, I pretend not to know."
Gu Liubai said, "It's okay not to give it to me, then I'm going to shout now."
The woman sneered, "Do they just catch me and not you?"
Gu Liubai thought that although this woman was not good-looking, her appearance and tone of speaking were really fun. He couldn't help but smile and said, "Of course I will catch her together, but I must be faster than you. Didn't you see that I was running fast just now?"
"You!" The woman was angry again.
Gu Liubai smiled and said, "I'm counting to three now. If you don't agree, I'll call someone."
"You're going to piss me off!" The woman stomped her feet in hatred, "I promise!"
Gu Liubai proudly stretched out his hand.
"It's not convenient to put things here! Come with me!"
The woman was so angry that she walked straight to the back of the warehouse.
She was obviously very familiar with this place, and even the back door of the warehouse was easily opened.
After passing through the warehouse with slight hands, she walked into a small alley, arrived at the entrance of a small courtyard in the middle of the alley, took out a key and opened the gate.
"You come in with me first."
"Is this place your home?"
Gu Liubai felt more and more interesting about this woman.
After he asked that question, he looked around and felt that this place was not a place for people to live in.
This is an ordinary moustache. Once you enter the courtyard, there is an ordinary large tree in the open space in the middle. The crown is more than twice that of the roof. There are no leaves now, but it is covered with buds. It is actually a particularly large cherry tree.
Apart from this cherry blossom tree, nothing was left in the open space in the middle.
The surrounding rooms are actually connected to the courtyard, with their mouths open facing the open space, without even doors and windows.
There was a place where tea tables and chairs were placed, a place where soft couches were placed, and there were several large futons, which were empty except for a few vases with some elegant branches.
Gu Liubai was about to say that this place was not like a huge back-shaped corridor, but the eaves were more protruding and looked quite comfortable, but not to mention living here, even if you stay for a while, you will feel cold, right?
But as soon as the word "cold" reached his mouth, he saw the woman lit the fire note. There was a square stove in the place where the soft couch was placed.
Gu Liubai felt that the stove had no cigarette pipes, and it was not that it was fumigated, but at first glance, he saw that the stove was filled with special date pit charcoal and animal charcoal.
He was a little confused again, "Auntie, who are you?"
"Little thief, do you care about me?" The woman cursed fiercely.
When she arrived at this place, she seemed to think it was her territory, and the sound was obviously louder.
Gu Liubai smiled, and he looked at the woman's hands carefully in the firelight.
The woman gave him no feeling like a servant. If she was really a noble person who was not very arrogant, then her hands would definitely be tender and tender. But when he saw the woman's hands clearly, he was stunned again, thinking that this was really strange.
The woman's hands were very rough, and her palms were even calleduses.
At first glance, I feel like I do a lot of work.
The woman skillfully lit the charcoal basin and lit another lamp. After the fire broke out, Gu Liubai looked at her eyebrows carefully.
There is no trace of disguise.
If it is really disguised, the method will be almost the same as Qiao Huangyun.
Originally, he even doubted whether the woman was Princess Jing. After all, this person came from the direction of the royal palace, and there was such a strange courtyard hidden here. But not to mention that his appearance was not as good as that, at least Princess Jing was a cultivator.
When the fifth prince chatted with him before, he said that Princess Jing has practiced, and even if she doesn’t reach the eighth grade, she shouldn’t be the kind of inequality practitioner.
But before that, he had held the woman's meridians, and any practitioner would have a subconscious reaction, but she was really not at all.
There is no feeling of true qi condensed in the bones in the body.
Or did you also make a lot of money by relying on Prince Jing’s Mansion?
Moreover, he has been working in Prince Jing's Mansion all year round, and he is full of elegance?
Just as he was thinking about this, he saw that the woman had already opened the package angrily.
The things in the package immediately confused him.
A food box, a few oily lotus leaf bags, a few things that look like wine jars, and a few books that look like picture albums and idle books.
Just now, there was a large deer leather bag inside her cloth bag. These things were packed in the deer leather bag and the smell did not emit any of them. Now, after being placed on a large wooden pier beside the soft couch, it began to emit fragrance.
Gu Liubai sniffed it carefully and found that the jars were obviously filled with wine, and they were obviously very good wine. The wine was fragrant and had a very layered feeling.
Let’s look at the albums and leisure books, which are really something for entertainment.
Looking at Gu Liubai's surprised expression, the woman was a little proud, "Whoever sees her is a share? What valuable thing do you think is?"
Gu Liubai really couldn't imagine it.
But when he looked at the woman's smug look, he couldn't help but piss her off, "It's okay, these cans of wine must be very valuable, I smell it expensive."
The woman was stunned and was instantly angry.
These cans of wine are indeed very expensive.
"Little thief, you will be in trouble one day!" She cursed, with a total of five wine jars. She gritted her teeth and divided three for Gu Liubai, as if she hoped that Gu Liubai would get out quickly after taking advantage.
But the next moment she thought of something and said coldly, "This wine has a special origin. It's okay if you hide it and drink it yourself. Don't think about selling it, otherwise don't blame me for not reminding you if you lose your head."
Gu Liubai smiled and said, "You aunt is so conscience--I don't sell wine or not. I'll just drink it here. I don't like to take advantage of you. I'll share half of your pot later."
When the woman heard that he was going to drink here, she was suddenly angry and regretted that she brought him here just now because she was afraid of being discovered.
She was angry for a while and said with a straight face, "Then you go eat and drink yourself, don't disturb me."
"Really, how can two people drink alone and how interesting is it to drink alone?"
Gu Liubai just didn't listen to her, dragged a very big cushion and sat opposite her, "Where did you put the wine glass? I'll help you get it."
The woman took a few deep breaths before calming down, "What wine glass do I want? I never use wine glasses when I drink."
"If you don't have to, I won't have to." Gu Liubai was surprised at the grandmother of the aunt. At the same time, he became more and more curious about who the aunt was. He pulled out a cup plug and took a sip, and deliberately smashed it twice. The wine was really good wine. Even if the fifth prince invited him to drink a few good wines after he arrived in Chang'an, the kind of good wine he brought was incomparable to this wine.
The wine was extremely clear and had a cool feeling, as cold as the water of a cold spring. The key was that there was a strong aroma of wine in front of it, but when it came to the stomach, it was accompanied by a line of fire, and it was actually a rich orchid fragrance.
Before he could really praise the wine, the woman frowned and said, "If you drink, can you stop smashing your mouth?"
"It will smell good if you smash your mouth. If you don't believe me, try it." Gu Liubai didn't like her at all. He started to open the food box and said to her, "If you want to read the book, just read it. I'll take these things off to avoid any oil from your hands."
The woman was already muttering in her heart that I was not angry or not, but she couldn't help but dissatisfied, "That person is so weird."
"Ha ha!"
Gu Liubai was amused by her again, but after opening the food box and the lotus leaf bags she brought layer by layer, he was stunned, "Auntie, you don't eat any vegetarian food at all, you only eat so greasy food?"
These food boxes and lotus leaf bags are actually full of oily meat.
Especially the lotus leaf bags are wrapped in pig's trotters, cow's trotters, large pieces of fat meat, etc.
It would be fine at other times, but it was just over the New Year.
Which Changan person doesn’t feel greasy after the New Year, and can still eat and drink something like this?
"You have to care!"
The woman was obviously greedy, and she sniffed her saliva while she spoke.
"You've all looked like this, can't you eat less so greasy?" Gu Liubai looked at her fierce look and wanted to laugh, "Aunt, you look very average now. If you eat your face and the plate is bigger than the oil cake, then..."
Gu Liubai naturally wanted to say that if your face is bigger than oil cakes, then it would be ugly.
But unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, he saw the woman take out a bag of oil paper from her sleeve. When she opened it, she happened to see two oil cakes. One of them was obviously filled with sugar, which had a sweet and sweet osmanthus fragrance.
The woman heard him say this as soon as she opened it, and her fingers froze for a moment, making her chest hurt.
"It's okay, pretend I didn't say it, you can eat it." Gu Liubai took another sip of wine and just smashed his mouth.
I have to say that if you hit this kind of good wine in your mouth a few times, it will be very delicious.
The woman was so angry that she bit her oil cake fiercely, as if she had bitten a piece of meat from Gu Liubai's body.
She chewed hard, watching Gu Liubai drink only and not eat meat, but she became proud again, "Eat meat, half of it is yours, and you can't finish it, so you can take it away."
After saying that, she seemed to have taken a big advantage, but she was still unsatisfied. She continued, "No, you said you want to eat here. You can finish the half of it before leaving."
Gu Liubai became more and more happy.
Really, this woman is so interesting.
He deliberately pretended to be disgusting, looking at the fat meat that was disgusting, but his mouth was very tough, "Why, do you think I can't eat it? I told you, I'm just afraid that you won't be able to eat it."
"You eat it! If you have the ability, you will finish it all." The woman looked like she saw through Gu Liubai, and even put down the oil cake and clapped her hands, "If you can finish it all, I'll treat you to the next time."
"When is the next time?" Gu Liubai smiled, "I'm afraid you've said it but won't admit it."
"Fart!" The woman put down the oil cake and was afraid that the oil cake would be cold. She ate another bite of the oil cake, then put the oil cake closer to the charcoal brazier, and then sneered, "I'll keep my word. You'll decide when next time, if it doesn't work, it's OK tomorrow night."
Gu Liubai immediately smiled and said, "That's what you said."
After saying that, he started eating.
"This tastes great! It's so delicious! It has also added a lot of spices. The restaurants in Chang'an do not taste good."
He grabbed a hoof and ate a few bites, and immediately praised him sincerely.
There is really no exaggeration.
I guess if it weren't for him dragging it for a while, the hoof wouldn't be hot enough and not so soft or so, otherwise the taste would have been better.
"Then you eat more and eat all of them, don't be polite."
The woman thought Gu Liubai was stubborn, and she rarely smiled.
Gu Liubai smiled.
The true qi method he practices is unique. It can be eaten for many days without eating, or for many days a day.
Not to mention that these things taste really good, even if they are boiled, they can definitely eat them if they are cooked in a simple way.
He ate easily.
As I ate, I watched as the things on the wooden pier quickly became less and less, and the woman's face turned out wrong.
When the food was gone for a while, only a half-baked pancake in her hand was left, her voice changed, and she obviously had a crying voice, "You really finished eating it all? Are you still a personal one? You can eat even pigs."
The key was that she was choked up, and she couldn't help swallowing when she said these words.
It's obvious that she really likes eating these things.
Gu Liubai rubbed his stomach. He didn't support it at all, but he still said on purpose, "It's a bit support, but if you ask me to finish it, I'm not convinced, I'm going to finish it!"
"you!"
The woman tried to hit him in the face when she picked up the oil pancake, but she couldn't bear it and immediately took another bite.
Chapter completed!