Chapter 499 You are hemorrhoids
"That's when I can't go back to Chang'an for a while."
Chen Ruoruo knew very well why Gu Liubai was so worried about the situation in Nanzhao.
Nanzhao was originally called Liuzhao, namely Mengjizhao, Yuexizhao, Langqiongzhao, Zhuhuangzhao, Mengshezhao. Before that, the Pi Hetuo was just the leader of Mengshezhao. Mengshezhao was located south of the imperial edicts and was called "Nanzhao".
Judging from the performance of this person's unification of the Six Divines and the tribes around him obeyed his orders, although Chen Ruoruo mentioned this person disdainfully, the ability of this person is undoubtedly not a mediocre person who rises to power by luck.
Gu Liubai must have learned that this man had defeated the Heman and hoarded soldiers in Taihe City, and then he felt that the situation there was not good.
If you are beaten to death like a dog, can you still calmly deal with the hidden dangers around you first?
Moreover, even though Heman did not use his superior forces, this only means that Pi Hetuo was holding his strength and preparing to do anything badly.
If Li Xianyu was a person like Xu Tuibe, Gu Liubai would probably have no worries at all. But now after saying this to her, listening to Gu Liubai's tone at this moment, he probably was thinking about what to do to make up for it after Li Xianyu's defeat.
However, she was not depressed at all. Looking at Shangguan Zhaoyi's back walking down the slope, she immediately stretched out her jade-like finger and poked Gu Liubai's waist and eyes, "Don't be frowning with your brain, relax first, help me rub my butt, my butt hurts."
Gu Liubai smiled helplessly and said, "When you rub it, you will be so lustful. Can you still think about things quietly?"
Chen Ruoruo said, "It's done if you don't rub it now. You'll sleep in my tent that night."
Gu Liubai looked at her, angry and funny, "You and Zhaoyi slept together. Your tent is not big. I'll sleep on your tent. Could it be that the three of us sleep together with each other?"
Chen Ruoruo bit his lip and chuckled, "You can barely squeeze it in the middle. Then you can help me pinch it first. I will ask Sister Zhaoyi to help you pinch it. I will help you pinch it later. I will help you pinch your waist and butt. Of course, you need Sister Zhaoyi and I to help you pinch it in other places."
Gu Liubai was shocked, "Chen Ruoruo, your mind will go back first and then, and it becomes the Princess Jing when I first met. Don't think about this matter, help me figure out the war in front of me."
Chen Ruoruo immediately pretended to be wronged, "Don't think I don't know that Zhaoyi's sister has practiced the Yin-Yang Tianyou Sutra. Maybe she hugged you in her dream every night. Why? If she can sleep with you, I can't, Gu Xiaozhei, you are favored by one or the other."
"Forget it, I'll help you pinch your waist first." Facing Chen Ruoruo who used his intelligence and talent on him, Gu Liubai had no temper. He stretched out his hand and gently kneaded Chen Ruoruo's waist. Chen Ruoruo immediately uched gently twice.
As a result, Gu Liubai was defeated by himself, and he pressed his hands down.
Chen Ruoruo was proud and a little itchy, but she had many ears and eyes, so she could only distract herself and said seriously, "I have long thought that Li Xianyu is not good, but I will tell you something useful. If you think about it again, I think he is not good, so why did the military allow him to lead the army to attack Nanzhao?"
"It is impossible for Li's confidentiality to know him at all." Gu Liubai frowned slightly, "Either someone deliberately covered up his flaws in Li's confidentiality, or someone deliberately made a decision."
Chen Ruoruo felt comfortable being pinched, and he was satisfied, "I told you that if you are an individual, you have desires. I don't believe that everyone in Li's confidentiality is a saint. The emperor definitely didn't know about Li Xianyu's practice of falsely reporting the number of troops. To put it bluntly, he really wanted to find out. Although he could piece together that number of people, some of them would definitely not receive military pay. He swallowed the military pay of these people. Although those who used to make up the number of people had military registration, they did not have the combat power of the normal army. To put it bluntly, this kind of behavior was a serious crime that would be lost in the Tang Dynasty. The Li family's own children were even more serious, but Li Xianyu had been a steadfast governor of Jiannan for so many years. I don't believe that there was no one in the confidential department of Li family who protected him. Gu Shiwu, you see, the officialdom of the Tang Dynasty has been well rectified over the years, but the clan family and Lin Fu fought each other so hard that so many people eventually fell into the ground. The Tang Dynasty had only been established for so many years, and which department had never had any problems? The attacks of foreign enemies you mentioned were naturally a big problem, but I always think that Li's own problems were the biggest hidden danger."
"It will be difficult for me to get involved in Li's own problem, so I can only rely on the emperor." Gu Liubai stopped and smiled, "Look at your seriousness now, your mind will suddenly become as useful as before."
Chen Ruoruo bit his lip lightly and teased deliberately, "Don't stop your hand, please help me press more, otherwise my brain might not work."
Gu Liubai smiled, "Then forget it, I'm afraid that you will make trouble again as you press it."
Chen Ruoruo laughed proudly and said, "What else can I do here? Could it be that I am waiting for the girl Zhaoyi to come and see?"
Gu Liubai has become an eighth-grade magical power and has secretly sacrificed the Heavenly Eye Crow. He is sure that there is no situation where anyone peeps. He moves his hand up quietly, but he instantly reaches his hand and develops the sword intent.
Chen Ruoruo was shocked by his sneak attack and subconsciously exclaimed, "Little thief, you are going to die."
But Gu Liubai said softly, "The emperor and Li clamped each other for so many years. He must know more about Li clue than you, but he did not disclose any information about Li clue. He just wanted me to be away from the fight between him and Li clue. If I don't interfere with their Li clue, Li clue will not take the risk of provoking me. Now the emperor, between Li clue and me, is equivalent to reaching such a tacit understanding."
Chen Ruoruo was pinched by him and her body became hot. After hearing so many sentences, she no longer had the idea of thinking about the military situation and analyzing the situation. She just subconsciously raised her head and couldn't help asking for a kiss.
Gu Liubai didn't suck her appetite, so he kissed her twice, then stopped, smiled and said, "Sister, have your brain become better?"
"You little bad guy." Chen Ruoruo felt even more unable to bear the shout, but she refused to admit defeat and snorted, saying, "The emperor arranged for me to follow you. I think about it now, he may not be trying to break this tacit understanding."
Gu Liubai was afraid that she would really tease her, so he honestly helped her to press her waist. "In name, it was to let Li's confidentiality work, but in fact it was to stimulate some people in Li's confidentiality? Could it be that in my situation, the people in Li's confidentiality dare to provoke me outside?"
Chen Ruoruo also restored the aunt's spirit that day, and said slightly sarcastically, "The authorities are confused. Some people in the Li family's confidentiality department are not allowed to protect Li Xianyu, and they also think that they should have certain military power outside. This time, Li Xianyu attacked Nanzhao, maybe the emperor would follow the flow and destroy this part of his power. Also, you underestimate everyone, but you can't underestimate Li's confidentiality department. These people are the best at conspiracy. Look at Old Monster Cui and the Taoist priest who turned into insects were easily killed by them. In Chang'an City, they may not dare to use some powerful means, nor do they dare to use some magical powers, but when they are in a messy place, they may be."
"The emperor just wanted to see clearly what personal desires in the confidentiality of Li's family have overwhelmed Li's overall interests?" Gu Liubai pondered, "Why did he want to provoke conflicts at this point in time?"
Chen Ruoruo said, "I heard that the prince had an unhappy relationship with him?"
Gu Liubai nodded, "Maybe the prince can only hook up with Li's confidentiality, and the people in Li's confidentiality also want to use the prince to make a fuss."
Shangguan Zhaoyi walked up the mountain road at this time. Gu Liubai had just stopped, but Chen Ruoruo said to Shangguan Zhaoyi, "Sister Zhaoyi, are your waist sore? Let him press it for you."
Shangguan Zhaoyi reacted as soon as she heard this. She was not a fuel-efficient lamp. She immediately said seriously, "It's still very painful. Why? Is Gu Shiwu very good at pressing his waist?"
Chen Ruoruo smiled and said, "He said he was more than able to press his waist, but he was even more outstanding in pressing other places."
Gu Liubai's face turned red in an instant, "When did I say this?"
Shangguan Zhaoyi laughed and said, "Then help me press my waist first."
Gu Liubai looked at Shangguan Zhaoyi in disbelief, thinking why this person seemed to be different from what he said when he set off?
Has the promised supervision turned into custody and robbery?
Chen Ruoruo really let Shangguan Zhaoyi sit in front of Gu Liubai and asked him to help him press his waist.
She herself helped Gu Liubai massage his forehead, and then couldn't help poking his head with her fingers and whispered, "Are you stupid? Miss Pei Er asked me and Sister Zhaoyi to follow you. Even if we are like strangers like you, we don't even touch you with your fingers, and we owe her a huge favor. We have to pay back the favors we owe her for the rest of our lives. How could it be that we really won't be beaten by you?"
Shangguan Zhaoyi was shouting comfortably while directing Gu Liubai to press the position. Gu Liubai was also helpless. It would be fine if Shen Ruoruo was not good at calling true qi. Shangguan Zhaoyi's luck requires no man to teach her blood. The flesh and blood on her waist was not blocked at all. He was sure that there was no soreness on her waist.
Chen Ruoruo looked at Liubai without saying a word, and said, "Zhaoyi, is your butt sour? He pressed his butt very well."
Shangguan Zhaoyi was no better than Pei Yunqi. She nodded immediately and said, "It hurts like it is about to crack."
Gu Liubai couldn't help it and said, "You are hemorrhoids!"
Chapter completed!