It's already late at night...
When the residents of the Peace Valley at the foot of the mountain, when the pigs, geese and rabbits had already turned off the lights and slept, the whole town was dark and peaceful; when the Kung Fu masters in the Emerald Palace on the mountain and the black swans of the privileged class also turned off the oil lamps to rest one by one, a little girl who was unintentional to sleep was gnawing peaches with one hand and gnawing with the other hand, some delicious food that would not be understood and accepted by people in this world, looking at the scenery of the mountains at night.
And the kind of delicacy that would not be easily accepted by the people in this Peace Valley is: a big and fragrant roasted turkey leg!
The roasted turkey was something Anne took away from the victory banquet at Bear ShieldD not long ago and stored it in her bag. But then, I thought, I have to take it out soon after I came to this world?
This is something she has no good idea...
Because, in this world, whether it is birds, animals, or insects of varying sizes, it seems that they can all speak, and they are all intelligent creatures?
Therefore, when these animals cannot eat, she can only eat the food stored in her space bag... and she can only hide here and eat secretly like this. Otherwise, once they are seen by those fussy animals, God knows what kind of troubles will cause!
Maybe,
The reason why she eats meat is in the concept of those animals, it is as evil and sinful as being seen by people on earth on earth as if someone is eating "roasted human meat"?!
"Ahhh!"
??????(??)????????? I shake! I shake hard~!
After chewing the chicken legs, the little Annie, who felt a little dry mouth, walked to the magical peach tree on the top of the mountains and the cliff again without any politeness, and stretched out her little hand that seemed weak but could actually fight the dragon with bare hands, and began to shake it hard.
Then……
The next second, countless peach blossoms and ripe fruits scattered like rain. After Anne stopped shaking, except for the drizzling petals that continued, the fruits fell all over the ground!
"Uh-huh……"
o(￣～￣) Chew!
"Tibers, this peach tree is really strange. It actually blossoms and bears fruit... Look, the peaches on the tree have just matured, and it has actually bloomed again?"
ヾ(?????????)ノ??
In front of this cliff platform, I threw the remaining peach pits under the cliff covered with clouds outside. No matter where it would fall to the mountain or whether it would hit the flowers or plants, I suddenly reached out and steadily grabbed a peach blossom that was falling from this strange peach tree, and said to his little bear Tibers with some slight brilliance.
Actually, this peach tree is not rare...
Because, I have been shopping in the Queen Mother’s Peach Garden and picked many peaches in my bag, but I have seen Anne who keeps blooming and fruiting, and once she bears fruit, she is the more rare peach tree in the Heavenly Court that has been thousands of years!
(σ^??^)σ????;◇;??
So, after talking casually, she smiled and stretched out her hand and inserted the peach blossom to the ears of her little bear.
(…)
(●￣(??)￣●??)
(Tibers didn't talk to him because he knew that his bad little master just talked about it when he was bored and used it to relieve his boredom. He had long been used to it... Also, it would be fine if peach blossoms were not always applied to it. If the other party's greasy little hand was not always applied to it, it would definitely be happier and willing to take care of the other party!)
"But..."
(????v??v??v???)
"Tibers, I can be considered to have eaten it. The fruits of this peach tree are still very good. It contains a lot of spiritual energy. Otherwise, it would not have bloomed and bear fruit at this time now... If ordinary people eat it, they can at least strengthen their bodies, right?"
o(???????????) o??
"But those black swans and kung fu guys in the Jade Palace are really hateful. They actually occupy such good things themselves. Don't you want the people at the foot of the mountain to see them?"
s (????vev???)ゞ
So, I think those guys who know how to do Kung Fu think that the privileged classes in this world know to occupy good things, and it’s okay to build a house with jade and gold, but the behavior of not allowing the pigs at the foot of the mountain to come up and enjoy these good things is very abominable. Anne herself could stay here with peace of mind and eat the fruits of this peach tree, without even feeling guilty!
Because she wanted to replace the pigs, rabbits, and gray swans who were not black enough to eat their portions!
"Woo um um..."
(￣～￣) Chew!
"ha!"
o(╯▽╰)o is delicious~~
“…”
"Tibers, the night here is so quiet, and the stars are beautiful tonight..."
(????????????????)
Speaking of which, Annie hasn't eaten quietly and watched the night alone for a long time.
Therefore, as she looked at her, she missed the bad guy Amoline mother at home... However, knowing that the other party is living a good life now, knowing that the other party has taken care of the guy from the Kopru Star Zone, and knowing that a guy named Garen is still staying in the voodoo land to get her sister, she quickly felt relieved and forgot the other party again.
(Report to the little master! The little one only sees: There are no stars in the sky tonight. This is a big cloudy day. The sky looks dull and thick dark clouds. The little one doesn’t even see a star!
?????????????????????
——Because a hateful guy rubbed those greasy and sticky things on his bear skin, this made Tibers, who had been served with delicious food and drink for two years, and even served with a shoveler in the bath, felt even more dissatisfied... So, as if protesting, it corrected the nonsense in the other party's mouth without hesitation, and expressed its complicated mood at this moment in different ways.)
"That's because you're stupid!"
(??????????-)??
"Tibers, think about it..."
(????w?????)
"The stars in the sky are all hanging and flashing in the endless starry sky outside the earth, whether it is day or night, whether it is sunny or cloudy. As long as you look beyond the clouds, you will naturally be able to see them easily!"
??????(??)????????????
(…)
(????????????)
(For someone who is full and has nothing to do, he knows that he can't see through the clouds without magic. He changes his way to say that he is stupid or too stupid, Tibers simply shut up his mouth.)
"But Tibers, don't say that, I discovered it when I just 'looked' the stars and 'looked' the moon. The earth in this world seems to be a little different from the earth in other worlds. Even the sun, moon and stars are very different..."
(°〼°〃)
"Maybe it is because of this that the energy concentration on this planet and the spiritual energy that those guys said had problems, so the animals have all evolved highly?"
(*^▽^*)??
Of course, little Annie just randomly speculates about that kind of thing. She did not study it carefully, nor did she interfere in the evolution of other people's world and some processes, because she just came here to play, so she would not mess with other people's business!
(…)
(●￣(??)￣●)
(Tibers still didn't talk, because he didn't understand these messy things very well, nor did he want to care about why the animals talked! It only cared about: how many times would the greasy little hand of a bad little owner rub against it?!)
(!!)
∑(?????')?!
(However, Tibers, who had just been preparing to continue protesting for two times, soon found in despair that the terrible little master of its house had begun to work with his hands together, hurriedly and hard to rub his bearskin shell constantly?)
"oops!"
ヾ(????﹏??)????
It turned out that Anne discovered a black and white style, afraid that the fat guy who couldn't take color photos with the most advanced camera was dejectedly not sleeping in the middle of the night and walking here?
so,
She didn't want to be seen by the guys in this world who were secretly eating animal meat and fussed and shouted at her, so she quickly put away the roasted turkey legs that had just eaten less than half of them. She first wiped the body of a bad bear with both hands, and finally wiped the oily mouth with the back of her hands.
(…)
??(ψ｀??′)o Protest!
Dear…..
Du…du…
‘…’
As the sound of dull and slow footsteps rang out on the mountain path above the quiet mountain, the panda man Bao finally walked up dejectedly. He seemed to be in a bad mood, so he didn't take it much to see a little girl sitting here, her mouth full of greasy look.
He just glanced lightly, then continued to lower his head and walked silently under the peach tree step by step.
'well……'
Then, he squatted over there, quietly picked up the ripe peaches that had just been shaken from the peach tree by Little Anne, and sighed from time to time while eating...
“??”
ヽ(゜q.)ノ?
Today, when I saw the other person in that hall, the fat guy was obviously very happy, not to mention how proud he was! But now, when I saw the other person again, he looked like this strange, which obviously made the little Annie, who had finally eaten up all the food, feel curious and puzzled.
So, after tilting her little head for thought, she pursed her lips and walked gently to the other party. She squatted down her small body, blinked her big green eyes, raised her head slightly, and looked at the other party's obviously unhappy dark circle big pie face and studied it carefully.
(…)
(??°????°??)
(Tibers is very upset now because he found that a bad little master in his house would ignore his protest for a fool panda? This is really too bullying the bear! Wait, but don't let it catch the opportunity, otherwise, even if it doesn't burn the hateful panda on the spot, it will definitely beat the other party hard and vent its anger!)
"Hello!"
o(*^▽^*)o
"Fei Bo, why are you frowning? What's wrong with this?"
ヾ(*⌒??⌒)??
"I clearly remember..."
"You just chose that dragon warrior today, and you will be able to learn that super powerful kung fu immediately, and then you can kill the weak and support the strong, be a hero and righteous person, and be the 'Dragon Hero' you even dreamed of. Isn't this a very happy thing?"
??(?????????????)?
Yes, the more Annie looks, the more curious and puzzled the state of this listless fat panda in front of her.
Because when she thought about it, the other party finally chose the Dragon Warrior today, and suddenly suppressed the might of the "Five Aggressive Heroes" or "Five Heroes of the World", which triggered the public opinion of the Peace Valley and created a super melon... That kind of thing is like winning a trillion-dollar prize that can never be won for two yuan. It shouldn't be worth the other party's excitement and not wanting to go to bed all night?
But now take a look!
The other party looked dejected and frustrated. If someone who didn't know saw it, he would think it was the other party's duck or goose, or the other father, who had been killed and plucked and eaten by someone else!
"you……"
"You should call me Abao..."
The panda man Abao just looked up and looked at a little girl who squatted in front of him, and soon drooped his head and eyelids again, and continued to pick up the fruits stained with a lot of dust on the ground. He even opened his mouth and ate them one by one without wiping them.
"I don't want it! People still think it's more intimate to call you Feibo?"
o(^▽^)o
However, the other party no longer insisted and just continued to eat silently, so Annie felt fun to come over again.
"Hey! You don't know how to wipe those fruits on the ground? They are covered with dust and bacteria. How dirty is that?"
(￢д￢.)
"Wow! You don't even vomit the fruit core, you really swallow it?"
o(??Д??)っ!
"It's so amazing. No wonder you guys are called iron-eating beasts in another world. They can not only chew bamboos, but also fruit cores..."
o(??w??)o
Seeing that the other party was eating peaches without spitting out the pits, and the pits were chewing, little Annie couldn't help but feel a little admiring. She finally understood why this animal named panda likes to eat bamboo so much. It turns out that their teeth are so good?
However, if it were her, she would still like more sugarcane. Although they are all in one piece and are equally hard, it is obvious that the sugarcane has a little more moisture and sugar! I remember that she had gnawed other people's bamboo fields before, and she still remembered the bitter thing freshly.
"Hello!?"
|??)???????
However, when Annie lowered her lower body and approached the other side of the big face, she only found that the other party was still half drooping her eyelids, as if she was thinking she didn't exist?
"Fei Bo, what's wrong with you? Anyway, I'm very free now, and I'm still idle, so I don't rush to find a place to sleep. Otherwise, tell me what happened? Maybe I can help you?"
(????▽????)?
If it weren't for sure about the other party's father, Mr. Ping, the big gray goose, was still busy in the noodle restaurant in the Pinggu town at the foot of the mountain, and complained that his son wanted it and ran to practice kung fu, Annie really thought that the reason why the other party was like this was because the big goose that looked like a duck was eaten by someone!
“…”
Maybe it was because this little girl named Human that was a little noisy, or maybe it was because of some of the other person's words that touched a certain nerve in his?
Anyway, the panda man Abao finally stopped picking up peaches and swallowing the pits from the ground. Instead, he raised his head hesitantly, looking at the strange little animal girl named humans with smooth and white skin in front of her, but only a few subtle fluffs that were almost invisible to the naked eye, and asked nervously:
"Anne, are we friends now?"
Panda Abao wanted to tell someone about some of his words. If the little girl in front of him was as willing to be his Abao friend as his friends, he might have expressed all the worries and grievances in his heart.
"Um……"
(????w??)
"Friends or something, probably can't be counted, right?"
ヾ(????w??')??
"But Feibo, although we have only known each other for less than a day, I still like you a little compared to the other animals! Really, it's a little more real than the kind of deceiving the undead that my Tibers said!"
(??????????-)??
Tibers's nonsense is definitely not very trustworthy, so the kind of thing Anne just said likes the other person is only a little bit at most. There are so many tips on the little fingernails, so there are really no more.
(!!)
??(ψ｀??′)o
"However, if you want to be someone else's friend, it's not impossible, but you have to work harder to get a chance!"
(*??︶??*)
For example, try to make delicious food to please her every day? Anyway, if it is delicious food, she will definitely accept it to a great extent and gain a little reputation from her. When the reputation reaches more friendly and above, she will be almost half a friend.
But if you count it carefully, there seem to be quite a few guys who can be regarded as friends by Annie himself?
If you think about it carefully, in so many worlds, although she knows and has many good people, more of them are her playmates, students, subordinates, slaves, subordinates, people with good relationships or people who like to bully, etc.
So, Annie really has very few friends...
And the fat panda in front of me who had only known him for less than a day would never become her friend so quickly. She would not let the other party fill her reputation so quickly! Now, at most, she can only be neutral and up.
However, compared to other animals in Heping Valley, she really likes the fat panda in front of her! No matter what, the other party is very pleasing to her. No matter what, she will never be like those pigs, rabbits, and black and white swans. When she sees her, she can't help but want to catch them and roast them and eat meat!
For example: those delicious braised pork, spicy rabbit head and beer goose, etc.
"Like me a little?"
"But why? Are there really any advantages in me?"
Panda Abao is the most depressed and sad now, so when he heard the strange little human girl in front of him say a little bit of good things, he was as if he had caught a life-saving straw, and hurriedly followed the conversation, as if he wanted the other party to say more so that he would not feel wronged and uncomfortable like he is now?
"Of course there is!"
(??????????-)??
"For example: Your panda is very stupid, fat, easy to bully, and it's fun to talk to you, and then you usually look a little silly?"
(??????????-)??
(Ha! Dear little master, why don’t you say these words! Let it take it seriously and make it happy for a while?
(lll￢??￢)
——When hearing a bad little girl say that when a panda was frustrated and down, even Tibers, who was a little jealous just now, could not stand it anymore... Because, it was obvious that a bad little guy was not pitiful enough to look at the other person, so he stepped on the other person's fragile heart a few times?)
(!!)
(???????????????‖)??
(The great respectable and cute little master, the little one knew it was wrong...)
o(t??t)o
(However, it was too late to beg for mercy... because, the terrible little master of his house had already shook his hand and threw it away from the misty cliff behind it as if he had just lost the fruit core... I guess it must have been arguing that it would have been somewhere under the cliff today.)
"oh oh……?"
"You, you mean..."
Annie said something, a certain panda, whose dark circles were wide open, was stunned.
Then soon, the panda, who was expecting, lowered his head in frustration again, and once again with aggrievedly drooping his thick shoulders and small ears, began to lower his head and pick up the peaches that were shaken by a bad little girl, and then chewed them all over the floor with a big mouthful of chew.
"really……"
"It was really a mistake for the Turtle Master to choose me as a dragon warrior during the day... I can't do anything, I'm stupid and fat. There's a reason they don't like me..."
As he spoke, the panda man Abao became even more sad.
So he simply sat on the ground, stretched out his hand and pulled it. After a handful of peaches, he picked up the peaches from the ground one by one, regardless of the peach blossoms or soil on it, but kept stuffing them into his mouth like that, just as eating constantly could make him feel better and let him forget those unpleasant things?
Although he himself knew that doing so would definitely not change what others think of him, but apart from this, it seems that he really has no better way to do it except eating... In any case, whether it is the raccoon master, the tiger girl, the little snake, the old crane, the mantis or the monkey king, they will definitely not make any changes to him because of his doing anything.
because,
His panda Abao is not the dragon warrior they want, he disappointed them...
"Hello!"
|????w??`)
"Fei Bo, don't be sad in a hurry. Let's talk about it. What's wrong with you?"
(????▽????)?
After seeing that he had almost had enough trouble with the other party, he could not be happy when he saw that the other party seemed to be completely happy, so Annie had to eat and walk to the other party, and while reaching out to play with the other party's plush ears, she tried hard to put on her face, enduring the gloating expression and asked patiently patiently.
Annie had no idea why the other party became like this, and she didn't know how to comfort a panda, because, in her opinion, as long as she could eat, drink, play and sleep well every day, there would really be nothing that would make her feel sad!
Perhaps, this is why a bad bear often says she is heartless?
Of course, she would not easily admit that she was often heartless! At most...at least...at least it was just occasionally?!
“…”
Crack~! Crack~!
After a while, maybe I figured it out, maybe I really wanted to find someone to talk to, so Panda Abao finally spoke:
“That’s how it is…”
"Just in that hall, Master Raccoon said that he didn't like me... He also said that people like me would never learn kung fu in this life, nor would it be impossible to reach the highest level of kung fu..."
"He said..."
"A guy like me, with fat buttocks, loose arms, fat all over his body, big belly, unhygienic, bad breath, dull head, and weak muscles are really bad. He will never admit that I am the legendary 'Dragon Warrior', and he also claims that he will never hand over the 'Dragon Book' with the secret of infinite power to me..."
Anyway, I was already very sad and sad now, and I felt that it was impossible to get worse. I had a personal account and it was better to talk about the panda man Abao, who said more and more, and began to say all the unfair treatment he encountered on the first day of his successful election as a Dragon Warrior and joining the Emerald Palace, as if he was pouring beans.
"If you don't give it, don't give it. There is nothing on it anyway. I've seen it, and it's on it..."
(????????????)
“!!”
(;￣x￣)
Fortunately, Anne shut up at the critical moment.
Moreover, her words as if she was talking nonsense did not attract the attention of a panda man who was in a state of sadness. Otherwise, I'm afraid that the incident of her running to the hall and peeking at the Dragon Heavenly Book would definitely be discovered and exposed?
At that time, maybe there will be some huge storm!
She had heard that those animals were so nervous about the blank book of the Heavenly Breaking. Even if a leopard wanted to take a look, they were defeated and captured and locked up?
“Woo…”
"You may not know that even the Five Heroes I admire the most do not seem to like me..."
The panda man Abao just lowered his head and lowered his eyes and whimpered, and he didn't care much about what the little girl had just said or whether she was listening, because he just needed someone to listen to him so that he could feel better, that's all.
However, when the five heroes who were regarded as their idol and had bought countless portraits, books, precious figures and other fan items in their room, were ridiculed and teased and hostile to the angry five heroes who could only look up to him, Abao's mood became even deeper.
“Woo…”
"They said I am not the one who practices, and I don't have any foundation in kung fu. Sooner or later, I will die on the mountain..."
"They also said, I can't even touch my toes..."
"I can't even see my feet?"
It’s okay if you do other things, but some statements are really a bit disagreeable with the Panda Man!
Because, although he does not know any skills, he can learn it. He believes that as long as someone is willing to teach, he will definitely learn it well, he promises!
As for 'can't touch my toes' or something... well, he really can't touch it, but that kind of small thing doesn't matter, because he can still barely see his toes, at least when he sits down?
"They have been laughing at my expensive body of fat..."
Abao never thought that one day he would be disliked by others because of his excessive obesity and would lose the opportunity to practice kung fu?
That kind of thing is really unfair to him, because no one has ever told him about such a thing! If so, maybe he would eat a little less every day?
Besides, there is nothing wrong with being fat at all. At least he is not afraid of being beaten. Even if he gets out, he can easily break through the wooden alleys and fire dragon formations that the five heroes and the generals train on weekdays! Moreover, he can jump into the river without worrying about being drowned by the water without worrying about being drowned. Who can do that guys?
"Oh oh!"
(灬??w??灬)
When Xiao Annie heard what the other party said, she blinked, then looked up and down again, and gave silent praise to some bad guys in her heart, agreeing with the judgment of those guys!
“…”
(????w?????)
But, given that a guy is very sad and sad now, she will not express her more opinions for the time being, so as not to think about it for the time being and jump off the cliff?
If she really does that, maybe the other party will press down on a bad bear that she just threw down, and that will be bad. At that time, she will wash the brain, blood, or fat, which will be super troublesome, and it will be disgusting to think about it!
“Woo…”
"The people here seem to be a little uncomfortable with me..."
"They also said, I have no brains, no claws, no wings, no poisonous fangs, and no sickles, saying that I shouldn't have appeared in the Emerald Palace..."
"The most powerful tiger girl even said straight: I never belonged to this place, and I am not worthy of staying in the Emerald Palace... If I continue to stay, I will definitely shame Kung Fu? If I still have respect for them, their careers, I want to be good for the residents of Peace Valley, and I want to make some contributions to everyone, it is best to leave by myself before dawn?"
"so……"
So how is it? Pandaren Abao didn't continue to talk about it.
Anyway, it is already like this now. After basically confirming that except for the few turtle masters who appear in the Emerald Palace, no one else welcomes him very much. Even now he is vaguely wondering if he is really capable of becoming a dragon warrior, he has already vaguely retreated.
Maybe before the sun rises tomorrow, he will leave here, go down the mountain and return to the small town of Heping Valley, and then continue to run the small noodle restaurant with his father, Mr. Ping, and cook his own noodles well, just treat it as a guest at the Jade Palace for the whole night. As for Kung Fu or "Dragon Warrior" or something, he will just think it is a dream and completely forget them all?
Maybe……
perhaps……
That's all right?
"ah?"
(*￣△￣*)
"So, you are really planning to go down the mountain by yourself before tomorrow morning?!"
Σ(⊙w⊙`)?!
Looking at the other person's expression and recalling the extremely frustrated words that the other person said just now, how could Annie guess what bad plans the other person is making now?
“…”
"I really don't know, my heart is very confused..."
"I'm very sad..."
Baji~! Baji~!
Crack~!
Gulu!!
Having finished everything, and I feel that I feel much better now?
So, I just wanted to have a hard meal, and then before dawn, Abao, the panda man who rushed back to help before his father Mr. Ping opened the door to open business, had already made up his mind and was not going to continue to look forward to more ideas.
perhaps,
The five heroes whom I admire so much, what the Tiger Girl said is really right? Whether it is Kung Fu or the Emerald Palace, it should not be suitable for me. And Master Turtle chose himself as the Dragon Warrior, which is really just a beautiful mistake, right?
“…”
(lll￢w￢)
"All right!"
e=(??o'*))) Alas
"Because we know each other, because you are bullied so badly by those bad guys, I will do your best today with mercy!"
╮(╯▽╰)╭
Finally, seeing that the honest and honest fat panda in front of him was bullied like this by the guys from the Jade Palace, the little Annie, who was a little unsightly, suddenly made up her mind: she was going to help the other party a little, teach the other party a little, and prepare to hit the faces of the "Five Heroes" and the "Five Heroes of the Rage"?
“???”
The panda man Abao raised his head in confusion and looked at the strange little human girl in front of him, not knowing why the other party said he could help him.
"Hello!"
??(ψ｀▽′)o
"Fat Bo, I'm surprised at your bones (fat and pitiful and helpless). I'm a martial arts genius who has nowhere to be seen (that's weird?), so I have a super authentic set of panda people's true kung fu and super powerful true qi from the Azeroth world. Do you want to learn it?!"
??华??华????
For Queen Anne, who ran to Pandaria's Sifeng Valley Half-mountain Fair twice and repeatedly, it is really too simple for her to have contact and learn about the secret monk heritage of the Pandaria and to see the mystery of it at a glance.
However, because she never had the opportunity to use it, and no one was qualified to let her use the hand-to-hand combat methods to fight and fight, she had just kept hiding it and never revealed it. However, that doesn't mean she won't!
“???”
"You know how to do kung fu? You just want to forget it. You have little arms and legs, don't come to tease me..."
The panda man Abao was stunned for a moment, with a hint of expectant gaze flashing in his eyes, but it soon became dimmed again.
Obviously, how could this strange little human girl and animal with tender skin in front of me look like a hairless monkey? How could he have kung fu and have the ability to teach himself? So, he should not expect too much. Hurry up and have a good meal of this kind of peach that seems pretty delicious in the back mountain of the Emerald Palace, and then dare to go down the mountain in front of the window on the second floor of his house early tomorrow morning!
"You dare to underestimate this queen?!"
(ー`??ー)
"Here, let's give it to you! Pick up this stick and try hitting me!"
??(ヽ`д′) o—
Seeing the other party's careless and unbelieving look, Annie was furious!
So she picked up a dead branch that had just been shaken down by herself and seemed to be tough, and then couldn't wait to stuff it into the other party's bear claws, pointing to her head and shouting at the other party.
“…”
Maybe it was because I didn’t focus on the little girl in front of me, maybe it was because I was in a bad mood, or maybe it was because I was not very good at brain?
Anyway, the panda man Bao didn't think too much at all, and actually raised his hand directly, then waved it hard at the other party's cute little head!
Bang~!
??
Next second!
The branch that could definitely knock a big fat pig out with one stone broke out naturally. In addition to half of it still left in the hand of the somewhat dull panda Abao, the other half flew directly out of the cliff, and didn't know where it fell...
“!!”
!?(??''????)??
"Okay! You guy, how dare you fight?"
??(ヽ`д′)╭??
Annie was a little angry because she was just saying it politely, but then she thought that the other party actually attacked her?
“!!”
"You, are you okay? You, do you really know how to do kung fu? Or is your head harder!"
The panda man Abao was shocked and looked at the thick branches on his hand in disbelief. Looking at the freshness of the broken mouth, he felt that even the rhino with the hardest head would be beaten by him for a long time without resisting, right?
But now, the little girl animal called human in front of me seems to have nothing to do?!
"snort!!"
(????????????)
Although she did let the other party fight just now, when the other party really fights, Annie still plans to take revenge!
so……
"Awaken!"
The monk's unique skills: divide the muscles and bones!!
o(ヽ`д′)┌┛★)`3;??Ah~!
Little Anne, who was vengeful and felt that she had to establish the majesty of Her Majesty, turned up without any politeness and began to use the "split bone-breaking" skill of Pandaria Panda people from the Azeroth World!
“???”
She instantly turned into a blurry afterimage, and surrounded a stupid panda sitting on the ground, quickly slapped and pinched the other person's body a few times and stopped to return to the original place. The other person just lay on the ground like a ball of rotten meat, unable to move at all...
“!!”
"Strange! What's wrong, what did you do, why can't I move anymore?!"
Although he was surprised that the little girl in front of him was actually a hidden master, what was even more surprised by the panda man Abao: He found that after the other party suddenly slapped him, his whole body became weak and could not move at all, and he could not use any strength.
Obviously, this is a good thing the other party did, and it is also an extremely terrible fact for him!!
"Of course!"
o(*??︶??*)o
"Split the tendons and bones, as the name suggests, they have just staggered all the bones and tendons on you that can affect your movement. You will definitely not be able to move until you are so strong that you have a way to close them slowly, or if someone takes the initiative to help you close them, you will definitely not be able to move!"
??(?????????)??
Humph!
Now, the other party should know how great Queen Anne is, and knows that she is also a master of kung fu?
You should know that the panda monk inheritance in the Azeroth world, whether it is the Jiuxian School that focuses on bodybuilding, the Wuwei School that focuses on Qigong therapy, or the Wind Trailing Sect that likes to fight, she is clear about the inheritance techniques and mainstream skills of the three monks!
“!!”
"Are you really a kung fu master? That's right, you must be a kung fu master!"
"you……"
"Can you really teach me?!"
After the shock and panic at the beginning, Panda Bao quickly remembered the words that the other party had just said that he could teach his kung fu. He quickly became excited. If it weren't for his mouth and eyes that he could not move anywhere else, he would have gotten up and rushed to the other party and gave him a disciple gift, right?
After all, being able to learn kung fu and become a respected, loved and widely praised hero is something he Bao has always been dreaming about and seeking for! Now that he has another great opportunity, he is unwilling to miss it no matter what!
“Hmm…”
(??╭╮??)
"Okay! Since they have said they want to teach you, they can't keep their words away, so they must be taught... However, there are three panda monks here, namely: Wine Immortal Flow, Mist Weaving and Wind Trailing Sect!"
"In addition to the eighteen general skills that all monks must practice, there are thirty-two other changes in the Wine Fairy Stream, there are thirty-three mind-sets in the fog weaving skills, and thirty-seven moves in the Wind Stage School..."
(??`▽????)??
"So, which one do you want to learn?"
(????▽????)?
The three complete inheritances of the monks have different focusses. If they are taught, it will definitely be very troublesome. Therefore, in order to be lazy, little Annie, who does not think that the other party can learn all of them, only plans to teach one of the round native pandas.
Anyway, I can only teach one, and I really can't get more, because it may waste a lot of time, and she is definitely unwilling to waste too much time on this unfamiliar guy.
"ah……"
"Is there any difference between them? Which one is the best?!"
It sounds very powerful, and the panda man Abao, who thinks that the kung fu is definitely good, continued to spread softly on the ground, and asked with his face that he could still control.
"It should be similar, right? But at most, they focus differently?"
(????????)
"Jiuxianliu focuses on body refining. She is very resistant to fighting after learning it, but she still needs to learn to make wine. However, you have to learn how to make wine by yourself, and they don't know much..."
(lll￢w￢)
Queen Anne said: She only knows how to eat, and she never drinks those bitter and spicy boring drinks, so she definitely can't make wine, so if she can, she doesn't want the other party to choose the wine fairy stream.
"The qigong of the fog-weaving monk tends to be healed. It combines the mysteries of Panda martial arts and traditional herbal medicine. It emphasizes understanding the spirituality of all things and the self-circulation of airflow and life in the body... It's very complicated anyway, so I'll tell you what you want to learn at that time?"
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"The windbreaker in the end!"
(*^▽^*)
"The Wind Stage School is similar to the Kung Fu Masters in the Jade Palace you know. They are all martial artists who are unparalleled in martial arts and are good at boxing and kicking! I remembered that they also wrote a poem called: Qingfeng Shui waves are flat, clouds rise to the shape of dragons and tigers and cranes, the cycle of reincarnation is alone, and the heroes and rivers and lakes carry wine?"
??(ψ｀▽′)o
"Now!"
"Tell me quickly, Panda Bao, which one do you want to learn?!"
(.??v??v??v??.)
Annie, who was a little impatient, began to ask with a stern face.
Actually, she has a little regret now, because it seems not easy to teach a monk? And if she hadn't been the first to say something, maybe she would have escaped long ago, right?
However, although she had to teach, she only taught one type. If the other party dared to say that she would learn everything, she promised to turn around and go to other places, and would not come to Heping Valley anymore!
“…”
"Master! Master! My disciple is willing to learn a lot, so you can teach me the martial arts of the Wind Sect!!"
He looked up at a serious little girl for a while and thought for a long time. It was not until he saw the other person's somewhat impatient expression that the panda man Bao was so excited that he hurriedly made a choice while making excitement.
He didn't know which one is the best, the wine fairy flow, the fog weaving or the monk's kung fu of the Wind Sect, but he only knew that when eating buns, the more you eat, the fuller you will be? There are thirty-seven martial arts of the Wind Sect, which is obviously the most among the three. Therefore, he naturally thought that if you choose more, you will definitely not be wrong!
"Okay, then..."
(°〼°〃)
“Eh?”
∑(??△)?!
Before she could say something, little Annie suddenly discovered that on the stone staircase in front of her, an old turtle was walking staggeringly on the cliff platform with a strange peach tree with a lantern, and looked at her and a panda man who was lying on the ground but could not move at all.
"oh?"
"I'm very curious about this..."
"In the middle of the night, what are you two... doing under this wise peach tree from the mysterious immortal courtyard in the Emerald Palace?"
After the initial surprise, the old turtle quickly recovered and continued to walk around the ground full of peach blossoms and fruits. While looking at the panda on the ground, he asked inexplicably at the strange creature he had never seen before.
That little, monkey-like creature was strange because he found that the other party was not in his perception. If he hadn't come here, he would have thought that there would be only the panda lying on the ground and was crying in some way!
"Well..."
Σ(￣д￣;)
Annie was wondering how to answer the question of the turtle in front of her that seemed a bit cunning? Because she knew that the other party would definitely not be as easy to fool as a fool panda. This kind of old guy who has lived for many years, God knows how smart it is?
"Teebos..."
ヾ(????﹏??)????
However,
Just when she was about to ask her own little bear Tibers if she had any bad ideas, she quickly came to her senses because... a bad guy seemed to have been thrown to the bottom of the cliff by her just now?
"I saw it..."
"He seemed to have been staggered by some very clever means of his arms and legs. Of course, maybe those tendons?"
“Um…”
"It's amazing... If you can do all this with such thick fat and not harm his body, then you must be a very powerful kung fu master. I'm right, is this mysterious master?"
The old turtle didn't care about the anxious and slightly annoyed look of little Annie. He just swayed around the panda man Abao. He first stretched out the stick in his hand and poked the fat big belly of the other party, then stretched out his long neck and went down to study for a while, and finally nodded and said with a sigh.
Now the matter is obvious. Although he has never seen the monkey-like animal in front of him, and he does not know what the other party belongs to or where it comes from... However, Master Turtle only knows that the other party's kung fu must be very, very mysterious, perhaps, it will definitely not be worse than the magical qigong masters he had seen when he was young and the magical qigong masters he had seen?
"ah….."
(????▽????)?
"that……"
"Well, my name is Anne, Anne Hasta! I'm glad to meet you, this clever old Mr. Turtle..."
(??????????-)??
With no good idea at the moment and Tibers was thrown to the foot of the mountain and not found it, Anne had to playfully stick out her tongue and make a face to the other party, then introduced herself openly, and said her name for the first time.
"oh!"
"I'm very happy to know you... I'm the turtle master in the Emerald Palace, an old turtle who has lived for more than 600 years..."
After hearing the other party's words, he thought about the other party's name, felt that the name was very Zen, and he felt the other party's energy carefully again. After finding that the other party was still as if it was not present in front of him, he could not lock the other party at all. Then Master Turtle smacked his lips and slowly introduced himself.
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Chapter completed!