In this way, Anne and the bald monster Saitama met, so she suggested that after the other party defeated the boring ‘Namik’ monster, everyone went for a delicious meal together.
Bald Saitama, who had no resistance to food and food, readily agreed and said that she could accept the warm invitation from the little girl.
Then, the two of them came to the city next door that was not attacked by monsters, and found a specialty restaurant on the beach. Then, the two strange foodie combinations started to eat with great food under the frequent gaze of the boss's wife.
"Hey!"
(~) Chew!
"Bald, people want to know why your head becomes like this and becomes so bright? Do you shave your hair every day?"
(~)
After both of them were almost full, Annie finally had time and asked.
Actually, she had wanted to ask a question, but she was busy eating just now, and the other party was so, so she didn't waste time on the kind of small questions that she had nothing to do with.
"I……"
Saitama, who put down the chopsticks in his hand, had enough food and drink but still had no expression on his face, lowered his head slightly and began to reminisce while telling:
"I wasn't like this before..."
That's right, he wasn't like this before...
When he was a student, he was actually a handsome guy with thick black hair with two-part hair, but because he was too weak and had no chance of having a woman, he never had a girlfriend, and therefore he had doubts about his future.
Later, after entering society, his doubts came true...
He was once in a state of unemployment due to his personality problems. It was not until that time, after the battle with the Crab Man that he regained his lofty ideal of becoming a hero when he was a child, and began to work hard and exercise.
Anyway, it’s about 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10 kilometers of long-distance running every day, and no matter how hot you are, you can’t turn on the air conditioner or something.
In the next three years, while exercising, he also defeated all kinds of vaccine monsters. Today, three years later, he has an absolutely powerful terrifying force that can kill and knock down any enemy with one punch. However, at the cost, he also lost a lot of things, such as his originally dense hair?
"So that's how it is..."
(⊙o⊙*)
Nodded, but Annie didn't remember the trivial things that the other party had just said, but just responded casually.
Anyway, she didn't believe the truth, just as the other party said. She could just exercise her body a little bit and make her head bald, that must be an excuse.
"Auntie, it's time to check out!"
(ˊｌ*)
Now Annie is full, and the other party seems to be full, so she naturally slapped the table and signaled the proprietress to come and collect the money.
"OK!"
"Two guests, Chenghui, your consumption is 50,000 yen in total!"
"Is it a card or cash?"
The boss lady Obasan came to the counter, smiled, and kept nodding and bowing to the two very edible guests.
Originally, the two of them spent more than 50,000 yen in total, but she wiped off the fraction of the money, even if she gave them discounts.
"Fifty thousand yen?"
()
"OK!"
(∩▽∩)
"Shushu?"
(`)
As he said that, Annie turned her head and looked at the bald man beside her, hoping that the other party would quickly get to know her and pay the money.
“…”
However, coincidentally, she found that at this time the bald man with a stingy face was also turning around and looked at herself without saying a word.
"What are you doing?"
(.)
“…”
"Annie, didn't you say you wanted to invite me to have a big meal?"
The bald Saitama said he was helpless and a little nervous.
Because he didn't bring money, and the 50,000 yen was indeed a big purchase for him.
If he had known that he was paying for it himself, he would definitely not bring the other person here, but would choose to take the other person to a ramen restaurant to eat the cheapest 600 yen noodles with two large bowls of vegetarian soup noodles.
“Huh?”
!?('')
"I'm just talking, and I'm a kid, so where can I pay you the money?!"
(ˇεˇ)
Anne answered with confidence and strength, because she really didn't have the kind of banknote called "yen". There was a little bit of another green banknote, but it was not from this world. She didn't know whether the other party would accept it or not.
"But……"
"I don't seem to have any..."
Saitama really wants to say: If he has money, he won’t have to live in the uninhabited area of ​​City Z, which is where you will encounter ghost-level monsters when you go out!
And where he lives, isn’t it just that the rent is extremely low?
It was a homeless land. Although there were all indoor water, electricity, gas and gas, no one dared to go there to collect rent or related expenses. Therefore, there was no so-called rent expenditure, which saved him a lot of money on weekdays.
"What should I do?"
=('ヮ'=)
"Shushu, you have to pay for food. We can't spit it out and return it to that aunt."
(^～^;)ゞ
After looking at the smile at the counter, she gradually stiffened. In order to avoid being too embarrassed, she was taking the excuse to go back to work hard and give up space and time to discuss with her. Annie complained loudly to a bald man in a little resentment.
"How do I know?"
"And you can speak quietly, let's think of a solution."
I touched my empty pockets on my body, and I didn’t remember to bring my wallet at all when I went out. Even if I remember to bring my wallet, I couldn’t have so much money to bring my head. Where can I do anything good at this time?
"or……"
华华
"Bald, go and punch that Oppasan to death. Anyway, he is not familiar with her, so just pretend that he didn't see it?"
()
Anne deliberately pretended to be evil and came to the other party's ear and whispered to encourage him.
“!!”
"No! No! He is not a vaccine monster, I can't do that!"
Saitama stood up directly, although there was still not much expression on her face, but her hands were swaying in panic.
"Then let's take the opportunity to escape?"
`)
"Escape, run away?"
"No! It's not OK, it's too embarrassing to escape the order or something..."
After sitting back, Saitama slowly shook her head, not accepting the obvious inappropriate suggestions of some careless little girl.
"Do you have friends? Call someone to pay?"
o(*'　〼)o
“…”
Saitama suddenly stopped talking and lowered her head.
“!!”
!(;o)o
"You...you don't even have a friend, right?"
(“▔□▔)
"hateful!"
"Little guy, what's so great about having friends?!"
"I don't need friends at all!"
After leaving his head alone, Saitama only gave Annie a shiny back of her head, so that Annie could no longer see his expression easily.
"Oh~!"
ε=(ο｀*))) Alas
"Then there is nothing to do, bald uncle, why don't you be a hostage here and someone will go back and get the money to redeem you?"
o()o
After thinking about it, she looked at the aunt at the counter. Anne's big green eyes turned around. Soon, she came up with a wonderful idea.
"you……"
"You wouldn't want to take the opportunity to sneak away, do you?"
After looking at Little Annie with her facial paralysis and emotionally unconscious eyes for a while, Saitama seemed to see a little Annie's thoughts.
"Alas!"
!∑(Д㎎)ノ
"You actually guessed it?"
(*▽*)
“…”
"Forget it, you're still here to be hostage, I'll go find money..."
Saitama sighed and stood up as he said this.
He remembered that a bank was bombed in that destroyed city just now. There should be a lot of "ownerless" coins under the ruins. Anyway, they are about to be burned. As long as he moves faster and runs away after taking them, no one should notice it?
"You wouldn't want to take the opportunity to run away, right?"
(*゜Д゜)
"How is that possible?"
"I look that bad?!"
After touching his face, Saitama expressed a little dissatisfied with the little girl in front of him who dared not believe her.
“Sure!”
()
"Those idiots called readers have already known that bald people are bad guys, and you are so bald that you don't even have a single hair. Maybe you are the most spicy and most popular bad guys!!"
(O^~^O)
Anne said confidently.
(…)
(●￣()￣●)
"I……"
"I'm not what you said!"
"I'm bald because I'm stronger, you won't understand."
Saita said leisurely and subconsciously looked at her hands wearing red gloves. Saita seemed to remember something, and then her expression became a little more dull.
“??”
く(＾_)ゝ
"Anyway!"
"It's what I mean just now. The reason why I became bald was because I became stronger, and it's not what you said!"
"I'm not a bad guy either..."
He is a hero, there is no doubt about it!
but……
I don’t know why, but Saitama feels that since she gradually achieved her childhood dream and became a truly powerful hero, life seems to have become even more boring?
That is, today I met this strange little girl called "Anne" in front of me. In the past, how could his emotional fluctuations be as big as today?
"All right!"
╮(╯▽╰)╭
"If you say no, then let's talk about the issue of paying the bill now, why don't I..."
()
"Hey! What are you doing?"
∑(△)?!
Before Annie finished speaking, and before the two of them finished discussing, the bald Saitama turned around directly, as if she had made a decision in her heart.
“…”
"Stop talking, I'll go home to get the money. You're hostage here. Please rest assured, I will definitely take the money back to redeem you!"
"I promise!"
After saying that, while the boss's wife was not paying attention, a bald man spread his feet and ran out without a trace. He didn't know where he was going.
“Two guests…”
"ah!"
"Little, little kid, where is your adult who just sat next to you?"
After only a while of busyness, but when he looked up, he found that two guests who were preparing to pay the bill were missing suddenly, which made the boss lady feel a little strange.
"Auntie, that bald man is not someone else's family!"
(^▽^)
"I don't know him at all!"
(=^▽^=)
Anne is telling the truth.
It was really the first time she met a bald man named Saitama. She thought the other person was a bit weird and interesting, so she invited the other person to come here to eat and chat and have a free meal. But how could she think the other person was actually a pauper?
“!!”
"Then he..."
The proprietress nodded and then subconsciously looked towards the bathroom, but the door was open and there was no appearance of someone inside.
"Aunt, he had already escaped the order while you were not paying attention!"
(⊙⊙)
"He seems to be a bad guy!"
(ˇˇ)
Anne was not polite and directly exposed some shameful behavior of the bald man just now.
"ah!"
"this……"
"How can this be done?"
Hearing Annie's words, she glanced at the outside of the store. The proprietress was a little at a loss, but she kept wiping her wet hands on her apron, and she didn't know what to do for a moment.
"I'm full too, goodbye to my aunt~!"
(^o^)
After patting her belly, Annie felt that she was very satisfied with eating today, so she was about to leave now and planned to find a place where she could live temporarily.
"But, but..."
"Guests, you...you haven't paid yet..."
Lying on the counter, the owner of the restaurant looked tangled and seemed to be in a dilemma.
Anne in front of her was just a little girl. She seemed to be stopping her, and she wouldn't be stopping her. After all, that 50,000 yen was a very large turnover. If she gave up, she would have been in vain today.
"oh!"
Σ(°△°)︴
"I almost forgot, right! Auntie, I'm giving you money, and the bald man also helped me pay. You don't need to make change!"
()~o
“Goodbye~!”
ヾ(⌒⌒*) color e-temptation
As he said that, after throwing two golden coins straight to the other party's wooden counter and making two crisp sounds, little Annie turned around and left with her own bear, and soon disappeared outside the door of the restaurant.
(…)
(●￣()￣●)
"this……"
"Guest?Guest?!"
"kid……"
The boss's wife hurriedly walked out of the counter and chased the door, but there was still trace of the little girl just now in the crowd coming and going outside?
Of course, she didn't see the bald man who had escaped the order before while she was not paying attention.
"Really or not?"
"It's not a toy, is it?"
There was no choice but to walk back in disappointment. The boss lady first looked at the two gold coins on the counter that were slowly stopping, then hesitated for a while, and then reached out and pinched one of them suspiciously.
“!!”
"Okay, so heavy!"
"It's not really a gold coin..."
Half an hour later...
A bald man returned to the store with a stack of wrinkled banknotes.
"Guest, the little girl has paid your bill. Next time, please don't escape the bill, otherwise we will call the police!"
“Really…”
"How can you ask a little girl to pay the bill for you? It's so bad!!"
"I'll tell you..."
(10,000 words are omitted here...)
Although the two gold coins obtained were enough to offset the two people's consumption and even made a big profit, it did not prevent the store from scolding a bald man who had returned from the money, so that he could only hold the wrinkled small banknotes in the wind at the entrance of the restaurant...
Chapter completed!