"teacher!"
"Why are there so many kelp outside our door?"
Genos, who had just finished cleaning the toilet, had gone out to remove the garbage before, and as soon as he came back, he saw a pile of fresh untreated kelp in the wooden frame at the door of the apartment.
Then, when he walked to the apartment, he saw that Teacher Saitama was cooking a pot of kelp in the kitchen, and then he asked strangely:
"You got it back?"
"That's so fresh, could it be that you went to the sea to find it?"
Genos knew that there were very few fresh, untreated kelp supermarkets that were sold, and even if there were, his teacher would not be so generous that he bought so much at once. So he subconsciously thought that his teacher had gone to the sea to practice and regained it.
"ah……"
"that……"
"That was actually an accidental opportunity... Well, that's right, I got all the bargains I got by chance, so I got them all."
Scratching his smooth scalp, Saitama felt that it was indeed quite cheap, and the price he paid was just his own punch and a collapsed building.
Anyway, the building was not his home, and it had been abandoned, so it would be broken if it was broken, so he would not mind too much.
"So that's the case, it's good. Eating more fresh kelp can resist radiation, prevent and treat goiter, and can also lose weight, beautify the skin, lower blood lipids, blood pressure and blood sugar!"
"And, teacher, do you know?"
"I heard that kelp is better for hair. Although there is no exact medical explanation, kelp contains a variety of vitamins, especially carotene that can be converted into vitamins, and also has a large amount of nutrients such as sulfur protein, which is very beneficial to hair..."
"ah!"
"Sorry, teacher, I..."
As he spoke, he suddenly realized that there was a shiny bald head standing in front of him, and quickly shut up, not intending to continue talking about hair.
"I didn't say anything..."
"Teacher, you're free?"
"By the way!"
"Teacher, do you need me to invite the next door to come and enjoy it together? After all, there are so many kelp, even if I add me, I will probably not be able to finish it in several days, right?"
Seeing that his teacher's face was not very good, Genos hurriedly began to change the topic.
To be honest, he had given advice on his hair problem with Mr. Saitama, suggesting that the other party wear a handsome wig like himself, but in the end, after learning the specific price of a wig, his teacher firmly refused.
“No need.”
"When I came back, I met her. She said she would not eat kelp, at least she would not eat the ones I brought back."
Saitama did not care about Genos anymore, but began to study the fresh green kelp rolling under the soup in his pot.
He suddenly felt that he seemed to really need to eat more and see if his hair could grow back under the nourishment of the sulfur-containing protein in kelp?
"ah?"
"She doesn't eat?"
"But……"
"I think these kelp are pretty good, fresh and fat, why doesn't she eat it?"
Genos was a little puzzled. He had eaten here for many days and found that his teacher Saitama had good skills. In fact, if a person is poor for a long time and only has a small amount of money to carefully choose and buy food every day, he will always be able to hone his cooking skills. He has a deep understanding of this.
"have no idea."
"Maybe the little girl likes to be picky about food..."
Saitama said with some uncertainty.
He didn't want to say to his disciples at all: At that time, the terrible little girl watched him pull the kelp out of the weirdo's head one by one. The source of the kelp was not as simple as what he just said, just because of the "bargain" he encountered by chance.
"So that's how it is!"
"Then, teacher, please eat more later!"
“??”
"Why do you want me to eat more?"
"No!"
"Nothing, teacher, please don't mind!"
“…”
"baffling……"
...
When the bald Saitama was cooking kelp at his home and preparing to have a kelp meal with his disciples to see if it could be helpful to his hair that had been "closed to thank the guests" for many years, in the no-man's land where the kelp monster appeared, a group of strange heroes were gritting their teeth and investigating, and successfully recovering the two seriously injured and undead Golden Balls of A-level No. 29 and Spring Beards of A-level No. 33.
This time, after investigation by the Heroes Association, they found that there was no problem with the prosperous area of ​​City Z and the central residential area, while the unmanned area had a big problem, because the two A-level heroes joined forces were quickly defeated by monsters, which is enough to prove that the monster lurking in the unmanned area had at least a disaster level of about the "tiger", and it is said that there are more than one similar monster?
Anyway, at this time, Saitama just knocked down the kelp monster with one punch, and the heroes of the Heroes Association who were assigned to reinforce and investigate were four people, namely Qing Yan, A-ranked No. 6, A-ranked No. 20, Lightning Max, A-ranked No. 27, A-ranked No. 2, and an unknown guy, were staring at the destroyed building.
“It’s so scary…”
"What the hell is this?"
"have no idea……"
"What's this?"
“…”
"What level of monster is it that can beat a building like this after going crazy?"
"At least, it's a tiger level?"
"No! I think it may be ghost level!"
"Ghost, ghost level?!"
Looking at the huge gap that was diagonally slanted toward the sky with unknown means, and then looking at the other small gap behind the building that was also hit on the attack line, the four A-level heroes present felt trembling and didn't know what to say.
"Okay, no matter whether it is a ghost or a tiger, it shouldn't be something that we A-level heroes can handle. Let's investigate it quickly and report it truthfully."
“Okay…”
"About City Z, it seems that it is necessary to continue investigating and surveillance in the future."
"That's for sure!"
Soon, after they found that the monsters or monsters that appeared in the unmanned area of ​​City Z were not something they could deal with, they hurriedly started working, intending to investigate, and then write a random report, and finally leave this dangerous place.
After all, it is certainly not something that these four A-level heroes can handle easily and even make that building like that.
“Hmm?”
"Hello!"
"You see, that's..."
Not long after, at this time, Smiling Superman, who was about to investigate and then returned from work, found that at the end of the street, a huge black shadow with "tight and claws" appeared in the afterglow of the setting sun?
“Hmm?”
"It seems that something has come over..."
“!!”
"It's not so unlucky. I'll meet that tiger-level monster as soon as I come?"
"It's probably a ghost level!"
“Hey hey!”
"You, you've got enough of it, don't scare people!"
"Hello!"
"What should we do? Do we have to run away right away?"
"run?"
"No! Those two people dared to fight just now. Now we are four people, and the ranking is higher than those two. Isn't it embarrassing to run away now?"
"What do you think you should do?"
"Try and watch first, don't be able to run?"
“It makes sense!”
“…”
The four of the four, who were ranked 6th in the A-level, the 20th in the A-level, the 27th in the A-level, and the four of them were crowded together to wait in full force, wanting to see what kind of amazing guy the weird guy walked out of the end of the quiet and bleak street in the distance!
If the other party is the kelp monster who defeated the Golden Ball, which ranks 29th in the heroes and the Spring Beard, which ranks 33rd in the heroes, they might be able to fight.
But if the other party was another unknown monster who made the building in front of him look like that miserable, then they would quickly find a way to escape.
Soon, the black shadow with the "titles" became closer and bigger, and they didn't see clearly until the other party turned out to the corner of the street:
It turned out that it was an eight or nine-year-old girl with a blond hair and blue eyes, a well-behaved and smart, lively and cute look, jumping over this deserted street?
"Why?"
"It seems that it's not a weird person, it's a little girl?"
“!!”
"wrong!"
"Isn't she the little girl who just passed the 70 points a while ago and was named the last place in the C-level 389th place?"
"Are you sure?"
"Of course! I've seen her information, and she just passed the line with a score of 70 points, and I don't know why she advanced before the physical test was completed."
"It's so messy. Now even a little girl can be a hero?"
"This is weird!"
"Okay! We can't take care of what the superiors decide. So we should clean up quickly to see if there are any valuable clues around us, take some photos, and extract the remaining tissue, and then let's go back quickly."
"Um!"
These four people obviously have never heard of some things about the sixth venue of the hero selection. Of course, it is also possible that the confidentiality work of the Heroes Association headquarters is done well?
But no matter what, after they found that they were jumping from a distance, they were not a tiger-level monster or a ghost-level monster, they all breathed a sigh of relief and began to work intently.
For example, take photos of battle traces on the ground and the damaged areas of the building to collect evidence, and use evidence bags to collect kelp fragments scattered on the ground, etc.
"Hello!"
"That C-level little guy over there is very dangerous here. There are terrible weirdos inside. That's not something you can deal with. You'd better go home quickly!"
"Inquiry or something, it's enough to have people like us."
I thought that Annie also came after receiving the previous notice of request for help and investigation issued by the headquarters of the Heroes Association, so the 20th-ranked Lightning Max quickly came over and looked at their little girl curiously and scolded her.
“Eh?”
(.)
"But, they didn't come to find weird people and investigate..."
(°〼°〃)
Annie was stunned for a moment, wondering why the four monsters in front of her said that.
"no?"
"This is a no-man's land, so what are you doing here?!"
The Lightning Max was even more surprised when he heard Anne say that he was not here to find the weird guys and investigate.
“Um…”
o(′～`●)
"I just had nothing to do after I had enough, so I picked a cactus flower to play with. Now that cactus is chasing people all over the streets!"
(-)
First, he subconsciously looked at the red flower in his hand. Annie hurriedly hid it behind her back, and then she made a big grimace at the nosy monsters in front of her.
"Cactus is looking for you?"
"Immortal, how can I find a cactus..."
"ah!"
"You might be saying that the cactus is also a weirdo, right?"
After a moment of stalemate, Lightning Max reacted and asked strangely.
"Of course!"
(*^▽^*)
"That cactus monster is very powerful. If you encounter it later, you must run away!"
(^▽^)
"I won't say it anymore. I'll leave quickly, otherwise it will be not good to be caught by it later..."
()
"Goodbye everyone~!"
ヾ(⌒⌒*) color e-temptation
After saying that, Anne said hello to the busy four people, she hurriedly carried her bear Tibers and continued to jump forward.
"Remember!"
ヾ(^▽^*)))
"If you meet the weird guy, you must run away quickly!"
()
Before reaching the next corner of the street in front, Annie kindly turned around and shouted loudly to the four monster uncles.
“…”
"laugh!"
"What kind of cactus monster, I've never heard of it..."
"Me too."
"Okay, don't worry about her, let's work first!"
"You think, how powerful is a weirdo who is the last girl in C-level last and who is afraid and has the chance to run away?"
"Too!"
"It would be great if we could have a wolf level. We can easily deal with such a monster with just one move!"
"As long as it's not a kelp monster and that unknown monster, hurry up and finish the work here first!"
"clear!"
The four of them laughed and communicated for a while, but it seemed that no one took the words of the little girl who had just jumped and strolled around the no-man's land and continued to be busy with their own affairs.
However, a few minutes later...
The four people who were just talking wildly, had extremely distorted and ferocious expressions, and foamed at the mouth and incontinence. They fell on the road where two A-level heroes, the 29th Golden Ball and the 33rd Spring Beard, were lying on the road before.
"Pooh!"
"You still dare not say anything and want to fight me. Now you know you are wrong?"
"I deserve it!!"
That's right, the one who is talking and spitting at the ground is undoubtedly the Cactus Vegetative Ball!
Just now, I followed a little girl here. Only one of the two little red flowers on my head was left, and I kindly asked the four A-level heroes for directions, but the answer I got was a cactus shooter ball that mocked and counterattacked. Of course, I did not hesitate to use a needle-punching attack to nail all the dead man into a hedgehog.
Then, their idiots fainted in pain under the influence of the poisonous needle with ten times pain on it.
“Hmm…”
"The fragrance of flowers seems to be on this side..."
"That's right!"
"That guy must have run to this side, no! You must grab my little red flower back soon!!"
After saying that, after smelling the faint fragrance remaining in the air, Qiuqiu stopped caring about the four unknown guys, but instead firmly stepped on its short legs and followed the remaining fragrance of flowers in the air and chased after them.
but……
Look at it, after running, there is not a single adult man walking normally at a fast pace. Is it a little difficult to catch up with a careless little girl who is jumping away?
Chapter completed!