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Chapter 2012? (???*) A tragedy caused by a bite of meat

That night, a bad naughty child naturally went camping on the island in the middle of Xingluo Lake with her two useless new friends.
And what they ate was of course the big white crane burned with mud, lotus leaves and earthen kilns that Anne had said before!
Of course, their real name is not actually the Big White Crane or the Fairy Crane. They are just a group of poor blue herons living in Xingluo Lake.
In fact, they are traced everywhere in Mond, whether it is fruit wine lake, Xingluo Lake, Qingquan Town, Wangfeng Mountain, Yingxiang Beach, etc., as long as there are large areas of water, they are traced.
However, those are not important, what is important is:
Now several of them have become steaming and tender and smooth, and they melt in their mouths. The scent of meat explodes in their mouths, full of the fresh fragrance of rare birds, and they are not as delicious as any extra seasoning. They make people want to suck every bone clean. Even the seven-day statue behind the three people can't help but drool when they see it!
"What to see?"
(⊙o⊙*)
"I can't give it to you if I see it!"
(???3?)
Anne, sitting cross-legged on a stone, certainly saw the statue of god and the crystal clear saliva flowing from the corner of the statue's mouth. However, she turned a blind eye and turned her head away, and she had no idea of ​​giving the big white crane that was baked by mud and lotus leaves in her arms to give the other party a taste.
You know, she only caught ten of them, and although they looked big, she could not take them all, but after she washed them, chopped them off her head and chopped them up, she would have less than a pound of meat left, and then she would have to give it to the greedy Paimon and the stupid young lady Ying. So she didn't have much left, so she would definitely not be able to do so, nor would she pay the tribute to the drooling statue.
“??”
Hearing Anne's words, Paimon was a little surprised and raised his head from the "Lotus Mud Baked Original Bird". He first looked at Anne, then looked at the statue of the god, then lay down, and pulled off one of his thighs and started to bite it.
tomato
Although Paimon respected the God of Wind, she resolutely chose the latter between tribute to the statue of food and tribute to her belly, and was the kind that was not hesitant and had no negotiation.
"ah?"
"Image?"
Ying also looked back at the statue.
Then, of course, she was also embarrassed to see the statue star staring at the three of them and hanging a trace of crystal liquid from the corners of her mouth, which made her feel a little surprised and surprised.
"this……"
"Um……"
"Annie, that's not drooling, don't talk nonsense!"
However, Ying soon thought of the reason and then joked with laughter and tears.
She had seen it clearly. Although there was indeed a trace of crystal clearness and the sight of the statue was indeed looking at them, of course it was not that it was really drooling, it was just because Xingluo Lake was heavily humid, and then after nightfall, the dew condensed on the statue, and then slowly gathered at its mouth and dripped down, so that looking here seemed to be staring at them eating and drooling.
"No matter whether it is or not, they won't give it food anyway!"
o(′^)o
"besides!"
(*???*)
"I won't give it to you anymore!"
??(?? ̄? ̄)?????
As he said that, Annie quickly emphasized her tone and added.
You know, the earth kiln she dug just now was still a little too small, and only ten were put in a total of them. Then the three of them divided them equally. Paimon took two, Sister Ying took two, and she took six, and there was really nothing left. Her little bears were not eaten!
(…)
(● ̄? ̄●)
(Tibers said that Mr. Xiong was not interested in the meat of those beasts. In comparison, the creature called Paimon and the female human called Fluor are quite in line with its appetite, but if there is a chance to eat it in the future, it won’t know.)
"ha?"
"you……"
"never mind."
Seeing Little Annie's serious look, Ying shook her head and was a little amused and didn't know what to say.
"rest assured!"
"We're already full."
"Besides, girls eat too much of this kind of meat at night, which will make them fat!"
After licking the grease on his hands and throwing the last blue egret into the lake not far away, although Ying was still a little unsatisfied, he looked at the little girl's appearance of protecting food, and then thought about it that she had never helped from beginning to end. She was embarrassed to ask for her again, so she had to say angrily.
"Pamon, you said right?"
Then, afraid that she would not have enough persuasion, she asked with a smile at the Paimon, who was holding the second Blue Lingling, who was about to stuff her face into Blue Lingling's belly, and asked.
“Eh?”
"Yeah, are you full?"
"But……"
"If possible, Paramon wants two more!"
"This 'lotus puree baked original poultry' is really delicious. Paimon wants to eat enough at one time!"
"real!"
Paimon, whose hands and face and even his clothes were greasy, said this without any idea that he would win at her frequently.
"All right!"
"If you want to eat, go and ask Annie, you're fine!"
He reached out to cover his forehead. Ying didn't know what to say to Paimon, who had no tacit understanding at all, so he had to wave helplessly.
"Don't ask!"
(..??_??..)
Hearing this, Annie first bit the unfinished one in her hand, then hurriedly pulled the three "Lotus Mud Baked Original Birds" that had not even opened the mud and lotus leaves to behind her, and glared at the Paimon who was looking at him with an angry look.
"Not even ask!"
?(?`^'?)?
From her angry look, it is not difficult to guess that if a little thing really dares to reach out, it will definitely be a beaten person.
"ah?"
"That……"
After looking at the remaining half of the skeleton in his hand, and then looking at the three delicious foods behind the other party that were not even digging out the mud and lotus leaves, Paimon thought for a while and suddenly took out a yellow-orange fruit.
"Here!"
"Anne!"
"I will use this fruit to exchange for you with a 'loose mud baked original poultry'!"
"How about it?"
After throwing the skeleton of the blue erectus that had become meatless and abandoned in his hand to feed the fish in Xingluo Lake not far away, Paimon came to Annie with a nervous and expectant smile, and held the fruit and suggested.
“??”
(???.???)??????
"What kind of fruit is this?"
Σ(°△°|||)︴
"Is it a wax?"
(°〼°〃)
Looking at the yellow-orange, which looked like an unripe wax, and then leaned over and sniffed the strange sweet smell, Anne couldn't help but frown with some doubt.
She hadn't eaten wax mist before. The thing looked tall and savory, but when it tasted like a sponge, it tasted boring, with little juice and dry flesh. Even the freshly picked tasted badly.
Anyway, I don’t know if it’s not good to buy it, but after eating it once, she definitely doesn’t want to eat it again.
"wax apple?"
"What is that?"
Listening to Annie's words, Paimon couldn't help but be stunned, obviously not knowing what Annie was saying.
"No, this is not a wax!"
"This is called sunset fruit!"
“It’s delicious!”
"You probably haven't eaten it, right?"
Seeing that Anne didn't know her and her face was full of doubt, Paramon knew that there seemed to be a way to do things, and then quickly added:
"The sunset fruit is a natural gift from our Tivat continent. It has beautiful and beautiful fruits like the sunset. It tastes very fragrant and sweet, and it can also make people feel refreshed. Really!"
"Anne, you have to try it!"
Holding the sunset fruit in her hand, Paimon vigorously boasted and recommended, while using his little eyes to look at the delicious food behind Anne that was still covered with dry cracked mud and lotus leaves, without any implicit expression of her true intention.
"Sunset fruit?"
|?˙?˙)?
“Is it really delicious?”
!(;?o?)o
Anne, who was a little unbeliever, came forward again and sniffed hard. Then, she could not help but hesitate when she could indeed smell a very rich and sweet fragrance.
"real!"
"Come and try one?"
"Pymon just needs to change to another 'Lotus Pure Baked Original Poultry'!"
A wild fruit picked from nowhere and wanted to change to a roasted poultry. I guess only a greedy guy like Paimon who can't take his eyes off the delicious food can say it.
If you encounter any native of Tivat continent, you will probably give her a ruthless back of her head, and there is no doubt about this!
“….”
(??ˇ?ˇ?ˇ??)
Fortunately, Paramon met little Anne, who liked to eat good food and had never eaten sunset fruit.
At the same time, Annie didn't know that the sunset fruit is full of these fruits on the Tivat continent, and the yield is still very high. As long as she is determined, it would probably be a problem to pick dozens of tons a day with her ability?
so……
"Oh well!"
ε=(′ο`*))) Alas
"However, you can't change one fruit, you can only change one thigh!"
(??ˇεˇ??)
After thinking about it, I felt that there was a fresh and unsalted meal consequence and it was a good choice to rinse my mouth. Anne finally compromised.
"Only one thigh?"
"no!"
"At least two thighs!

Blinking, Paimon thought for a while, then looked at the fruit in his hand. Finally, he gritted his teeth and stretched out his two fingers, and at the same time handed the sunset fruit in his hand towards Annie.
“…”
(ー`′ー)
"make a deal!"
?(?????????)????
Blinking, Annie finally responded, and quickly pulled off two hot thighs from the roasted poultry that had just eaten halfway through her hand and handed them over to the other party. Then, she snatched the fresh fruit called Sunset Fruit in the other party's hand.
“!?”
"This is not right!"
"Look!"
"Annie, you bit this thigh!"
After looking at the two thighs on his hands, he saw that one of them had a fresh bite mark, and it was missing a large bite of meat and a fragrant crust. Paimon, who felt that he seemed to be in a loss, quickly shouted and protested.
"So that?"
?(⊙o⊙*)
"So……"
(??ω??)
After looking at the bird legs in the other person's hand, he found that one of them had indeed bitten by himself. Then, looking at the sunset fruit in his hand, Annie soon thought of a great solution.
Kacha!
"Yeah, so tender~!"
( ̄~ ̄) Chew!
"Gurl!"
(,,??????,,)
"ha!"
(╯▽╰) So fragrant and sweet~~
So, under Paimon's gaze, she grabbed the fruit and took a bite, showing a satisfied expression.
"Look!"
☆?(o*?ω?)?
"I also took a bite of the fruit, so it should be fair, right?"
(??????)?
Anne, who licked her lips and handed the fruit in her hand to Paimon, signaling that the gap in the fruit and the gap in the legs was basically the same size, smiled so proudly.
(…)
(¬?¬.)
“!

"you……"
"I……"
Paimon instantly widened his eyes and opened his mouth wide, as if he had been choked by something, or like he had seen a ghost, he couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time.
“…”
And Ying next to him, of course, also had a similar expression of stunned silence.
As for this matter, at first glance, it seems that Little Anne's approach is nothing wrong. There are gaps of the same size on the bird's legs and fruits, which is indeed quite fair.
But…….
If you think about it carefully, you always feel that something is wrong?
But anyway, Ying hesitated for a long time and wanted to make a few judgments several times, but for a while, she didn't know where to explain.
"wrong!"
"Where is this fair?"
"You obviously bit this!"
Finally, Paimon, who reacted, was angry.
"no!"
“Pamon also needs to come back with a few bites!

So, she was angry and became jealous of being brave, and rushed forward directly, intending to bite two bites of meat on the thighs of the unopened "lotus mud baked original poultry" protected by Annie.
“??”
!?(?''??)?
"wrong!"
⊙﹏⊙‖∣°
"Even if you bite, you can only take one bite. Why do you have to take two bites?"
?(?﹏?,)?
Seeing that the other party grabbed one and really took out the soil and the lotus leaves to bite them, Annie of course rushed up and stopped the other party.
"Why is it wrong?"
"You bite a few bites, and then Paimon will also have to bite a few bites, which is fair!"
No matter how much Paramon didn't care about it, he pulled the sealing mud and lotus leaves and took a bite on the thighs of the hot and fragrant baked birds.
Then, while chewing and talking, she planned to take a second bite.
"That's wrong!"
?(?`^'?)?
"Anyway!"
???(__*)??
"You can only take a bite!"
o(*' 〼')o
That's right, the sunset fruit has been exchanged. What's the matter with her Queen Anne biting her own fruit?
So, she thought about it and felt that the other party could only take one bite at most, and it would make no sense for two bites to make up. In that case, Queen Anne would suffer a loss!
"Stop your mouth!"
!(;?o?)o
But, in a hurry, Annie didn't want to explain so much, so when the other party took a fierce bite and planned to take a second bite, she hurriedly rushed over and flew with the other party in the sky and started to tangle.
"you……"
"Hello!"
"Pamon!"
"Annie is right, it seems you should only take a bite?"
At this time, after Flush on the ground calculated with his fingers, he also felt that Anne's statement was correct. Paimon shouldn't have taken a second bite, as it would become unfair again.
"in spite of!"
"She took a few bites, and Paramon had to take a few bites!"
Unfortunately, I am angry now, and have a simple mind, and don’t seem to pass the arithmetic and logic very well, but how can I care about so much?
Anyway, she was just gritting her teeth and scrambling to fight with a hateful little girl.
"All right!"
"Then I don't care about you anymore, I'll go and wash first!"
The two of them rushed to fly into the air. For Ying, who could no longer fly, she would definitely not be able to stop him, so she drooped her shoulders and turned to walk towards the lake.
She planned to wash the greasy hands and face, then rinse her mouth with cool lake water, then soak her feet, and finally she could find a clean place to rest on this island in the lake.
boom!
At this time, Ying had just walked to the lake. Before she could roll up her sleeves and squat down to clean it, a loud roar suddenly sounded behind her, as if something was splashing.
“!

"What, what?!"
Then, when she turned around and turned around, she was shocked to see: The statue of the seven-day god was actually knocked down by someone in the fight between the two.
At this time, the statue of the god rolled down into Xingluo Lake in Ying's stunned eyes, and only half of the pillars were still standing in their original place?
“…”
“…”
(*ˉ?ˉ*;)
Immediately afterwards, the two who were fighting for it finally stopped.
“!

!?(?''??)?
"No matter what others do, it was Paimon who knocked him down!"
o(′▽`)o =3 =3 =3
Anne, who found out that she had accidentally gotten into trouble, was of course the first time to clear her relationship. Then, after flying back to the campfire and picking up her bear and the unfinished food, she flew towards the lake in smoke and prepared to escape from the scene first.
"ah!"
"I……"
"I didn't mean it!"
“Not me!

After a long time, looking at the collapsed statue of god, and seeing that a little girl had flew to the shore of Xingluo Lake in the distance and was running towards the mountains to the west, Paimon finally shuddered and hurriedly announced that she had nothing to do with the matter. At the same time, she did not forget to chase the other person and flew over.
"this……"
"you……"
Looking at the collapsed statue of the god and looking at the two escaped perpetrators, Mr. Ying couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.
"etc!"
"Hello!"
"You can't leave me!"
"Hello!

Plop!
Then, looking at the conspicuous bonfire, and thinking about some of the storms that the collapse of the statue might cause, Ying took a breath of cold air, then hurriedly shouted, then jumped into the lake immediately and chased after the two fast-running perpetrators in the distance.
Although she didn't know who broke it, she only knew that she must not stay at the scene of the ammunition. Otherwise, if someone accidentally touched her, she would be really unreasonable.
"Anne!"
"Pamon!"
"You guys wait for me..."
"Hello......"
Quarre!
Quar! Quar!
Unfortunately, no matter how much Ying shouted, the two initiators did not respond to her. Only the frogs from Xingluo Lake were alarmed by her and jumped into the lake one by one.
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???(?)?????.
Remember the monthly ticket ~?
Chapter completed!
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