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Chapter 2054 (*) The pot is not big, it can be stewed in one pot!

"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!"
"Eat you guys!"
"White and tender and smooth flesh..."
“It’s very fragrant and tender…”
The Ice Element Abyss mage was suspended in the air and screaming, watching the firewood under the big iron pot being ignited, watching the cold water in the big iron pot slowly become warm, and watching the pale faces of the two people in the pot gradually become as flush as the white and tender skin between their chests and abdomen, it floated up to the front two steps, and slowly stroked the smooth face and round shoulders under the fear of Paimon and the gritted teeth-eyed gaze.
It even squeezed hard on Ying's chin and twisted left and right to check. It also scooped several scoops of water with a gourd ladle and kept scrubbing it randomly until the two of them had their hair completely pressed against their cheeks and necks. It was not until they closed their eyes and didn't dare to look at it anymore and stopped feeling unsatisfied.
"spices……"
"By the way!"
"You need to add spices..."
"spices!"
“A lot of spices!!”
Then, the Ice Element Abyss wizard screamed again, and actually clapped his hands and flew to the distance, not knowing what he was doing.
“!!”
"fluorescent!"
"Good opportunity!"
"It seems to have gone far, let's run!"
When he found that the Abyss wizard was shouting that he wanted to find spices and flew away quickly, Paimon shuddered, and then quickly turned his head to look at Ying on the side, hoping that the other party could take this opportunity to escape with her.
After all, Param felt it. The water in the big iron pot gradually became warm. Although it was very comfortable, if she continued like this, she and Ying had to be cooked by the evil and evil Abyss Mage in this big iron pot, and then their whole body became red. Then they were pulled off their arms, thighs and butts by the abyss Mage or some people in the hillock to eat!
At that time, her "reserve ingredients" will really become a serious "real ingredients", which she cannot accept no matter what!
“…”
"no!"
However, to Paramon's surprise, Ying directly gave Paramon a frustrated expression and shook his head.
"My power is completely sealed and I can't use it at all!"
"besides!"
"Apart from the part above my neck, my whole body is soft and weak, and I can't even stand up, let alone escape!"
Ying said frustratedly and tried to raise his hand, but he didn't move at all. He could only watch himself soaking in a clear but foggy pot of water, and waited for the water to slowly heat up, waiting for the moment when it finally boiled.
“Eh?”
"No way?"
"Is there really no way to do it?"
"Woohhh..."
"Pamon doesn't want to be eaten by the Abyss Mage!!!"
Unexpectedly, with such a good opportunity to escape, Ying was useless, which made Paimon, who was also imprisoned in action, had to continue sitting in Ying's smooth and naked arms and cry with a wow.
“…”
Ying lowered his head, not knowing what to say to comfort him.
She didn't want to be eaten by the Abyss Mage like this. After all, she had to look for her brother and question the strange god who attacked and sealed her. She had too many questions in her heart, so why would she be willing to be caught by a Abyss Mage like this and thrown it into the pot and cooked it and eaten?
However, it is useless to be unwilling to give up.
The power of that Abyss Mage is so strong and weird!
Perhaps, this is what Li Yue often said. She went out without looking at the almanac, but accidentally encountered such a powerful enemy, so she was defeated and captured without holding on for a single round?
However, if you think about it carefully, since even Liyue's god, even the Rock King Emperor, could be attacked and killed in the ceremony of the Immortal Invitation, it seems that it is not completely unacceptable that her "traveler" who has not recovered her power is captured here and about to die?
“!!”
At this moment, just as Paimon was just sobbing and mourning, while he was still silently pursuing his power to break through the strange seal, with the waves of "hehehehehehehehe" grinning from afar, the Ice Abyss mage returned, and he was holding a large handful of various flowers, plants and spices in his arms.
"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!"
"Look, this smooth and tender body..."
“Add delicious spices…”
The Abyss Mage flew over the top of the cauldron, and then continued to grin while dancing and grinning.
“!?”
“That’s…”
At this time, it was surprising that Ying seemed to see something else, so that his originally tightened brows and ugly expressions could not help but be stunned.
"Sweet Flowers..."
"The aroma is strong, and it can bring fragrant sweetness to your meat..."
But the Abyss Mage, no matter what the idea of ​​Ying was, after slowly floating and landing at the same height as the large iron pot noodles, began to pull off more than a dozen sweet flowers from the "spices" it brought back and throw them into the misty big pot soup.
"Wow!!!"
"Paimon doesn't like sweet flowers at all!!"
“Pamon’s flesh is bitter!”
Seeing that the Abyss Mages began to put on spices, they saw that the other party seemed to be serious. In the fear of death, Paramon, who was already sniffling, burst into tears again.
"It's bitter?"
"Then add a little more!"
As he said that, the Abyss Mage pulled off several handfuls of sweet flowers and threw them into the pot.
“…”
Ying didn't speak,
She just frowned and stared at the face of the Abyss Mage wearing a mask and a burqa, and then looked at the other party's hand with inappropriate gloves.
“!!”
Then, she quickly determined something, looked up again, and continued to soak in the pot naked and let the abyss mage give it, just staring at each other stubbornly.
"Mint……"
“Refreshing and cold, a great ingredient!”
The Abyss Mage did not go to look at Ying, but was a little busy pulling out mint leaves from the big handful of spice it was holding and throwing them into the soup pot.
"Snapdragon..."
"Can bring wonderful taste to the ingredients..."
Then, the Abyss Mage threw several snapdragons into the pot with flowers and leaves.
"Then……"
“Um…”
"Then……"
Then he should put something on. The Abyss Mage didn't seem to have thought about it, and began to hesitate and hesitate while looking at the big handful of spices in its arms.
“…”
"You should add some carrots and hook fruit, or season them with Izumo peppers."
"And the windmills?"
"It's a plant called 'visible wind' that can add a different flavor to the ingredients. At that time, our meat will definitely be more fragrant and sweeter."
As a traitor, Ying looked relaxed at this time, and then took the initiative to give advice to the Abyss Mage, how to better eat her and Paimon's call.
“??”
"That……"
“Where are Izumo peppers?”
"And that windmillion?"
Subconsciously, the Abyss Master actually continued to ask.
“…”
"There are peppers growing on the mountains near Jueyunjian, or can you go to the Wanmintang in Liyue?"
"As for the windmill…"
"There are all around the large Wind God statues in Mond, so they should be easy to find."
Ying began to talk freely, and worked with the Abyss Master to study how to cook them better, and gave advice to the other party without any hesitation, as if she was being stuffed into a big pot and was not her cooking.
“??”
At this time, of course, Paimon had no idea what Ying was thinking, but turned his head and stared at Ying with a dull face and question marks, unable to say a word.
"That's how..."
“Um…”
The Ice Abyss Mage began to think about it, as if he was considering whether to find those two spices that were good at cooking?
“…”
"alright!"
"Annie, have you made enough trouble?"
"Just!"
"Pemon and I have been traveling for two days, and it's time to wash it. You can zoom in on the fire, we'll wash it first, and then what's going on later?"
Finally, Ying's stern face could no longer hold back, and suddenly smiled, like a flower blooming, and blinked directly at the "Ice Abyss Mage" in front of her in a charming way.
“!!”
"What?"
"Who do you think she is?!"
Upon hearing this, Pai Meng exclaimed, and turned his head at the first moment, opening his eyes angrily at the Abyss Mage floating beside the big pot in front of him.
However……
What surprised Paimon was that no matter how she looked at it, the Abyss Mage in front of her seemed to be no different from what she had encountered in the past?
"fluorescent!"
"are you sure?"
"You really didn't get your head boiled?!"
So, Paramon, who was a little confused, certainly turned his head again and stared at Ying and asked worriedly.
She wondered if Ying really realized that the Abyss Mage was pretending to be Anne's bad thing, or was it just because her head was burned by water?
"No!"
"I'm not!"
"I don't know what you're talking about!"
"people……"
"Anyway!"
"I'm going to eat you guys!!"
Unfortunately, without waiting for Ying's answer, the Abyss Mage waved his hand in a panic and retreated, and incoherently tried to pretend to be fierce.
"Yeah?"
"But Annie, you really shouldn't have flown that high. Your shoes were exposed just now."
Ying shook his head and then directly pointed out one of the keys.
Indeed, neither she nor Paramon had discovered it before. Whether the other party stripped them naked and stuffed them into the pot or touched them, they were just griefed with grief and hatred and could not helpless.
but……
When the other party came back from looking for spices, she saw the pair of small feet and red savage boots exposed under the other party's wide mage robe!
For Ying, who had been eating, living, sleeping and washing together when she was at Mond, if she still couldn't recognize that the other party was playing a prank and didn't even have such eyesight, she would no longer have to go all over the world to find that strange god or her brother.
“!!”
“Huh?”
"Really?"
Hearing this, the Ice Abyss Mage indeed lowered his head and pulled up its loose white coat. Then, sure enough, everyone saw the pair of white and tender feet and red boots at a glance.
"ah!"
"It's really red boots!"
Seeing this, Paimon also exclaimed, saying that her feet were very familiar with the shoes, and now she recognized the wide Abyss Mage's robe at first sight.
"hateful!"
(へ╬)
"If I had known, I would have used the magic spell directly!"
°(°)°
There was no way, seeing that her disguise had been exposed, Anne had to hatefully lift the smelly Ice Abyss Mage coat she had just grabbed from the Chuchu people's camp and threw it aside.
"ah!"
"It's really the bad guy Anne!"
Paramon exclaimed again.
Then, the sadness and panic on her face, as well as the tears in the corners of her eyes, disappeared instantly and could never be seen again.
“!!”
(╭╮)
"Sister Ying, is this spare ingredient in your house sold?"
(ψo▽′)o
"The other person's Tibers is hungry, and he just happened to give her a hunger!"
o(*' 〼)o
The other party actually dared to say that he was a bad guy, so Annie showed a fierce look without any concealment and was ready to do a fake show.
"Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"You are the spare ingredients!"
Paramount raised his hand and protested loudly.
However, what she didn't realize was that at this time, she was already free to move and was no longer the same state that could only move above her neck.
“…”
Shaking his head, Ying ignored it, but just picked up a handful of warm water and washed his face before asking:
"Annie, how could you be here?"
"We thought you were still in Liyue City."
In this way, after confirming that it was just a farce and completely relaxed, Ying didn't pursue it. He just took a breath and then asked strangely while taking a shower in the big pot and wiping her tired and sticky body after two days of travel.
"There's nothing to do!"
ε=(ο`*))) Alas
"I also want to stay in the city, but I'm chased by people everywhere, so I have to run out and relax."
()
Anne was a little depressed and angry about this, and had to briefly explain what happened to her.
It is precisely because of the wanted order and photos that in Liyue City, she was reported or beaten and killed wherever she went. Even the chefs and maids who cooked in the restaurant ran very fast when they saw her, so she had to run out of the city and wander around.
Although she can directly transform or become someone else's appearance, if she does that, she will definitely disdain to do that.
"Who knew that those guys had cameras, they even secretly took photos of them, and then printed them on the wanted list and posted them everywhere. Now everyone in Liyue knows them."
()
However, if you think about it carefully now, there are even robots that launch missiles in this world, and it seems that cameras or something are not too strange, so Anne quickly felt relieved.
"By the way!"
|ω)
"Where are you?"
☆(o*ω)
"Are you also chased and kicked out?"
|˙˙)
Then, Annie asked hurriedly, wanting to find the same sense of identity as they share the same illness.
"No!"
"We came out that day and didn't see any wanted list!"
"They only said that your accomplice also has a blonde girl and a flying cat spirit, and there are no photos of us at all!"
"and!"
"Paimon is not a cat spirit!"
Paimon quickly protested and added again, saying that they had just escaped from Yujingtai and did not fight like someone, so the Qianyan army was not chasing them seriously at all.
"Pamon is right, we escaped from Liyue Port that day."
"but……"
"It's not right to say it's running away?"
"That's how it is!"
After thinking about it, Ying, who had already started to wipe her body with the petal mint, pursed her lips, and cooperated with the "Young Master" of the fools before, preparing to look for the immortal on the periphery called "Jueyunjian", and then wanted the immortal to be fair, and informed the Rock King Emperor about being attacked, etc. to tell them all about it.
"So that?"
(°〼°〃)
"It sounds quite fun..."
(ˇˇ)
Anne began to think.
It doesn't matter whether it's fun or not. What's important is that she is alone now and doesn't know where to go, otherwise she wouldn't have to do it just now. Just now, she wouldn't have had nothing to do to pretend to be a mage of the abyss to scare the two guys in front of her.
So, since she had just thought about going to the west, and Sister Ying and Paimon were going to go, it seems that she could also get involved and cause some trouble for the two of them?
(…)
(● ̄ ̄●)
(Tibers said that someone just wanted to say that the immortals were not fun, and why did they say they wanted to go to the sky and sky island...)
"You must have attacked that Rock King Emperor, right?"
"so……"
"Anne!"
"Do you want to be together?"
Raising his arm, Ying pretended to ask casually while gently scrubbing his delicate and smooth skin with crystal water beads, and feeling the fragrance of sweet flowers and the coolness of mint.
"Um……"
(**)
"OK!"
()
"I agree!"
(*^▽^*)
Annie pretended to think for a while, and then responded loudly in less than two seconds.
"ha!"
(')
"I have to wash together too!"
*.(ˊωˋ*)*.
Then, she first threw a bear under the big iron pot, then jumped up, and the clothes on her body instantly turned into a spark and disappeared, and then she jumped into the big iron pot with a smooth "thump".
Because the clothes of the Abyss Mage she just wore were so smelly, so Anne also wanted to soak it in this pot of hot water with flowers and mint leaves.
"Teebos!"
(へ╬)
"Burn the fire more, the water is too cold!"
(`^)
Then, when she entered the pot, Annie, who felt that the water temperature was a little inappropriate, did not think about it and directly shouted and ordered Xiong Jiao who had just been thrown to the bottom of the pot.
(…)
(● ̄ ̄●)
(As a last resort, I knew that this was a bad little master who retaliated against him, Mr. Tibers, had to reluctantly let a smokeless dark red flame burn on his bear skin shell, causing them to start scorching the bottom of the big pot and continuously provide heat)
“!!”
"Anne!"
"What are you doing?"
“It’s too crowded!”
"Don't make trouble!"
"Don't move!"
"It's going to be flipped! It's going to be flipped!"
“…”
"I said..."
"Can't you wash it later?"
After playing for a while, Ying breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the trembling pot that had not been turned over.
Although the pot is very big, it was just enough to hold Paimon after sitting alone. Now, Annie is going to squeeze in, so she must be a little unable to exert her skills.
"don't want!"
o(^')o
"I don't want to wash the bath water you have washed, I'll have to wash it together now!"
()hey-hey!
“!!”
"But you can change the water!"
Paramount protested a little resentful after being squeezed aside.
"Not changing!"
()
"It's so troublesome!"
()
Sitting down next to Ying's round bare butt, letting the hot water soak its neck, Annie didn't want to move anymore.
"that……"
"Anne!"
"No one is around here?"
Suddenly, Ying asked nervously and vigilantly.
She was so embarrassed that she was stripped naked by the "Abyss Mage" and threw it into the pot and touched her. She was so embarrassed that she recovered until she found out that it was Anne, a hateful little guy, who was disguised. Now, if someone saw her again, she might have the heart to kill and silence her.
"No!"
()
"The Cumulus camp in Spicy Border has been burned out. If someone dares to peek around, Tibers will definitely eat him!"
(′`*)
Anne, who had already been well arranged, obviously didn't care much about this.
In fact, she would not tell Sister Ying and Paimon that the vicinity of this small puddle of the mountain stream was covered by her with magic. Not to mention the people of the hills or the travelers passing by, even the boring gods in the sky, they would not even think about seeing the little situation here!
"That's good!"
"The water is slowly getting warmed up..."
"Soak it first!"
"I'm so tired when I've been rushing for the past two days!"
Hearing Annie say that, Ying relaxed completely, then lie comfortably on the edge of the pot, and then let her smooth shoulders and back be exposed in the air, and she squinted her eyes and started to sleep.
"Teebos!"
()°
"Let the fire be smaller!"
(O ^~^ O)
Annie also felt that the water temperature gradually became appropriate, so she woke up another bear.
(…)
(¬¬.)
(There is no choice. Although I am reluctant to fall into the position of acting as a dedicated voice-controlled automatic gas stove in the wild, Mr. Tibers Bear still had to turn the flames on it into a few small flames, so as not to disobey a bad little master, which will attract even more crazy revenge.)
"ha!"
ε=(*)))
"That's it!"
()
"This water temperature is just right!"
(▽)
After breathing a sigh of relief, feeling that the water temperature reached a certain most comfortable temperature, Annie hurriedly called to stop and then signaled to a certain bear to find a way to maintain the temperature.
Anyway, she just cares about the result. If she is not satisfied, she will definitely throw a guy who is not satisfied with her into their bath water to stew it later!
And, it is guaranteed to be the kind that boils!
(.)
(lll¬¬)
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Chapter completed!
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