Chapter2833HardcoreStraightManZhangVirgin
Chapter 2833 () Hardcore straight man Zhang Virginan
"Annie?"
"Annie!"
"Are you over there?"
In the afternoon of the next day, Zhang Chulan hurriedly found a courtyard in the village where smoke was rising, and shouted loudly from a distance.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
And his voice like that certainly caused many alien villagers in Biyou Village to look at him and point at him from afar.
"??"
|˙˙)?
"It's you Zhang Chulan, what are you yelling about?"
( ヘ)
Finally, just when Zhang Chulan wanted to shout again, Annie poked her head out of the wooden door of the kitchen where smoke was coming from the kitchen, and after seeing that the person coming was Zhang Chulan, she stared at him angrily and asked.
"Very good!"
"I knew you'd be here!"
Zhang Chulan, who had been searching for most of the village, couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Annie had indeed emerged from Fu Rong's kitchen.
Before this, he had already gone to Annie's residence to look for it, but unfortunately, he missed the point where Annie got up and missed it. Therefore, he had no choice but to search all the way here, and he found it as expected.
.
"Why don't you answer the phone?"
Then, Zhang Chulan asked with some complaints.
In fact, he had already made several calls just now, but unfortunately, Annie didn't answer the phone at all, so he had no choice but to search for her in a small mountain village where transportation was basically walking and communication was basically shouting.
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"what's the matter?"
(^)
Annie was a little unhappy and didn't mention not answering the phone at all.
Because the meal was almost here, she finally begged the chef, sister Fu Rong, to prepare some more side dishes. If the meal was delayed because of this, she might encourage Sister Baoer to cook the meal in front of her.
Zhang Chulan gave her a hand, so that he could become the kind of pig who doesn't like to move much every day, and then only likes to sleep when he's full.
(…)
(● ̄ ̄●)
"Of course it's about the mission!"
"Very important!"
Saying that, Zhang Chulan hurriedly smiled and clasped his hands together and begged.
"We are in some trouble now, and I'm afraid only you can help, so..."
"Annie, please!"
"Can you help me?"
Although it was a bit embarrassing to beg a little girl for this kind of thing, the shame was nothing compared to the completion of the task and the safety of Sister Baoer's identity. Therefore, Zhang Chulan didn't care so much and just kept begging.
After all, he knew that Anne was soft-hearted, and if she was tough, she would be beaten, and if she was soft, she would most likely succeed as long as she was willing to pull her face. He had already figured out that kind of thing.
"What about the mission?"
(.)
"No way!"
ε=(ο`*)))Alas
"I don't want to help you deal with the people in this village. As you can see, Sister Fu Rong has cooked a lot of delicious food for me during this time!"
(′~`●)
"besides!"
(c)
"Those aunts and uncles are also very friendly. They treat me to a lot of chickens, geese, ducks, and protected animals in the mountains. They are cannibals now, so it would be a good idea if I don't help them deal with you!"
(.)
"You still want to ask others to help you?"
()
Hearing that the other party still wanted her help, Anne shook her head like a rattle and waved her hands to tell the truth. She also frankly said that she was in a neutral position now, even if the two sides started fighting today, even if both sides fought until their brains burst.
Even after she comes out, she doesn’t care too much!
And then...
What Anne didn't say was: If that elder sister Fu Rong cooks more delicious food and buys her more meals, maybe she can be asked to defeat and drive away Zhang Chulan and Sister Baoer?
Anyway, even if she is too embarrassed to do that kind of thing herself, she can still order her little bear to take action. Her little bear Tibbs is not as thin-skinned as her, and I guarantee that the beating will be heavy and heavy.
ruthless!
(…)
(;¬¬)
"??"
"What are you talking about? When did I tell you to help me deal with the people in the village?"
Although Annie's statement made Zhang Chulan very wary and surprised, Zhang Chulan, who originally had no great ill intentions towards the village, didn't care too much. He just hurriedly explained what he and Zhuge Qing explained yesterday.
That’s what happened about Chen Duo:
"Here's the thing!"
"I want to ask you, or rather Tibbs, for a favor?"
"Because I want to figure something out, and now I can only rely on interior scenes!"
Zhang Chulan had already tried similar things many times when he was in the capital. He was naturally very skilled and eager for that kind of thing, so he planned to do it again this time.
"That is to say..."
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After roughly figuring out what Zhang Chulan meant, Annie asked hesitantly with her head full of black lines:
"Would you like to borrow Tibbs' dog bowl?"
(˙o˙)
"Do you still want to go to that interior to ask questions?"
(д)b
She might definitely not agree to anything else, but if she just borrowed Tibbers' arena dog bowl for use, she wouldn't mind too much about such a small thing.
"Are you addicted to cheating?"
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But I don't mind, I don't mind. Anne thinks it's not good to be too dependent on that kind of thing, because it's really too opportunistic.
Moreover, if she has done too many opportunistic things, it will definitely not matter to her, but she cannot guarantee whether these fools will have any problems or backlash in the future.
"Yes!"
"But that's not cheating!"
"With it, we should be able to know the beginning and end of everything, and then when the time comes to carry out the mission, we will also know where to start, and the extent of the action?"
"That's a good thing, it's for the sake of the village!"
As he spoke, Zhang Chulan lowered his voice and looked warily at the kitchen where the smoke was coming out, for fear that what he said would be heard by Fu Rong, one of the twelve 'Shanggenqi' of Biyou Village's New Jie Sect.
If you arrive, then running to inform that Ma Xianhong would be bad.
"All right!"
(`)
After thinking about it for a while, Annie didn't want to get entangled with Zhang Chulan before eating, nor did she want him to stay here for too long, which would cause him to join the meal and affect her, causing her to eat less than a fraction of the dish, so Annie hurriedly put that one away.
The arena 'dog bowl' was taken out and stuffed into the opponent's arms.
"Here!"
(o‵-′)ノ”
"Hurry up and use it, and return it as soon as you're done!"
(ì_í)
"Go for it!"
ヾ( ̄▽ ̄)Bye~~
With that said, Annie urged the other party to leave quickly.
Because Sister Fu Rong is probably going to serve the food later, and if the other party is still here by then, she will definitely be invited to the dinner, and with Zhang Chulan's shameless level, she would invite him politely
She would definitely take it seriously, and then, the delicious food that should have belonged to her would be forcibly taken away from her, which she would not allow under any circumstances.
"I……"
"No! I still have..."
"!?"
At this time, just as he was about to continue saying something to Annie, Zhang Chulan suddenly heard brisk footsteps coming from behind him. Then he turned around and saw that the person coming was not Zhuge Qing, so who was it?
"Very good!"
"Zhuge Qing, you're here too. That's just right. I don't need to look for you anymore!"
Seeing Zhuge Qing's arrival, Zhang Chulan cheered again, and then, without bothering to explain to Annie, she quickly took the arena 'dog basin' in her hand and stepped forward to hold Zhuge Qing's hand.
"!!"
"What are you doing?"
"what?"
"stop!"
"I'm warning you not to mess around!"
First, he opened the hand that Zhang Chulan stretched out towards him. Then, Zhuge Qing looked at the 'dog basin' in the other person's hand with vigilance and refused righteously:
"Zhang Chulan!"
"I don't want to fight with you right now!"
Zhuge Qing knows better than anyone what the dog basin is used for. After all, he has experienced it many times. Therefore, when he saw Zhang Chulan, who had just consulted with him last night, came again today, he was still holding the dog basin.
Of course he was very frightened when the thing came to him.
"I want to eat!"
"Go away and take that thing away too!"
"I don't want to see that disturbing thing at all now!"
You know, Zhuge Qing has a girlfriend now, and he is still in the fresh stage of being inseparable. He just wants to have sex with his girlfriend now, and he can't wait to be together every day.
Do you have time to play that life-threatening game with Zhang Virgin again?
"no!"
"When did I say I wanted to fight you?"
Seeing that Zhuge Qing wanted to get out, Zhang Chulan became anxious, and then hurriedly explained with an innocent look.
"Not a fight?"
"What's that?"
After hearing what Zhang Chulan said, Zhuge Qing couldn't help but be a little confused.
But he still stared at the 'dog basin' held by the other party with his vigilant eyes, fearing that Zhang Chulan would suddenly rise up and forcefully pull him in, leading to a bloody fight between the men.
A duel or something.
"It's about Chen Duo!"
"Isn't it the method you told me yesterday?"
"Looking for Anne to make complex things simple?"
Now, it was Zhang Chulan's turn to be a little surprised, and then he started staring at Zhuge Qing again and again with that weird look in his eyes.
"??"
"What did I say yesterday?"
"I didn't say anything, and I didn't promise you anything. Don't mess around!"
Zhuge Qing became more and more confused, and after thinking about it carefully, he calmed down a little after realizing that he had indeed not agreed to anything.
"No?"
"You just forgot?"
As he said this, he didn't expect Zhuge Qing's memory to be so poor. Zhang Chulan was so anxious that he could forget what he said in person the next day, so he had to raise the 'dog basin' he had just borrowed from Anne again and said
He asked in surprise:
"Chen Duo!"
"The key to solving the problem, you said, is to find Annie to simplify the complex problem!"
"Isn't this the optimal solution to the problem? Simplified!"
"That's what you said!"
You know, yesterday Zhang Chulan meditated for a long time by the creek, and was even forced to keep mosquitoes by the creek for half the night. After experiencing the most painful realization, he finally understood Zhuge Qing's true thoughts.
and intentional.
"!!"
"this……"
Hearing this, Zhuge Qing finally came to his senses and couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, and stared at Zhang Chulan with a look like he was seeing a ghost!
Zhuge Qing is not stupid, so he understood Zhang Chulan's true thoughts just after thinking about it for a moment.
"you mean……"
"Let me follow you into this arena, and then..."
"Then open the valve formation in the arena and enter the interior, and then..."
"Look for the answer directly in that scene?"
You know, what he really meant was to let Zhang Chulan beg Annie to take action, let Annie get in touch with Chen Duo as the most popular little girl in Biyou Village, and then let Annie use her unique charm to break through that Chen Duo.
Chen Duo's guard, and then try to see if he can learn the truth or something.
Because he felt that Anne should have that special charm, but now, it seems that the straight man Zhang Virgin had misunderstood what Zhuge Qing meant, and instead directly thought of another most direct way, that is, to go to the interior
Ask directly for the answer, bypassing the person involved, Chen Duo?
To be honest, even Zhuge Qing found that method a bit outrageous!
But not to mention, Zhang Chunnan who could come up with that kind of method is really a fucking talent. That kind of more direct, rougher, and simpler method Zhuge Qing really didn't think of before!
"Of course!"
"Isn't this what you just hinted to me yesterday?"
"I racked my brains and spent half a night by the river thinking about it before I figured it out!"
"You warlocks are so troublesome, can't you be more direct when speaking?"
Having said this, Zhang Chulan couldn't help but cast a resentful look at Zhuge Qing.
"I……"
If possible, Zhuge Qing really wants to say: What he said at that time was straightforward enough, but you, Zhang Virgin, still got it wrong!
"Ha ha!"
"As long as you can figure it out, let's start now?"
In this case, Zhuge Qing would certainly not stupidly say that it was not his original intention at all, but Zhang Chulan's own misunderstanding.
Therefore, since the other party has helped him to 'figure it out', he will naturally not easily break his high-end character of foresight, wisdom, martial arts and wisdom. While accepting it openly, he wants to start quickly and
Take some time to relieve the embarrassment in your heart.
"Of course we have to start!"
Then, Zhang Chulan also sent an invitation to Annie:
"Annie, you should come too, I'm worried that the two of us may not be able to solve the problem,"
"how?"
Thinking back to when he accepted Wang Ye's commission in the capital, he, Wang Ye, Wang Ye, and Zhuge Qing were unable to solve the mystery of the "Jiashen Rebellion" and Sister Bao'er's life experience in the interior scenes.
, even if they tried several times to break down the problem and ask step by step, it still didn't work.
Therefore, this time Zhang Chulan plans to drag the most powerful Immortal Anne into the water to ensure that nothing goes wrong.
"Eh?"
(⊙.⊙)
"Oh well!"
ε=(ο`*)))Alas
"But hurry up, I'll have to eat later!"
()
Anne said: She is really busy. She has endless meals every day, but she doesn’t have much time to play house games with the two of them!
Of course, she won't say it. What she wants in the end is: she must quickly help Zhang Chulan solve the problem, and then send the other party to get out of here. Otherwise, there will really be one more person to follow her later.
Stealing food is no small matter!
After all, this Biyou Village is a mountain village with relatively scarce supplies. There are only so many delicious food coming and going. If the other party eats more, then she, the great fairy Anne, will eat less. This is something she cannot accept in any case.
(…)
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"So!"
"Let's start now!"
Seeing that Annie agreed, Zhang Chulan quickly placed the 'dog basin' arena on the stone table in the middle of the yard, and then reached out to press it on first.
"Tsk!"
"How boring!"
Shaking his head, Zhuge Qing glanced into the kitchen, and then stretched out his hand helplessly.
"I hope it can be faster!"
ε=(ο`*)))Alas
Anne sighed, and then reluctantly stretched out her hand.
then!
Just like that, while the chef Fu Rong, one of the twelve top chefs, was busy in the kitchen, in the courtyard, Zhang Chulan, Zhuge Qing and Anni all pressed their hands on Tibbers's head.
On the 'Dog Basin', when preparing to go inside, let Zhuge Qing open a certain Qimen formation and enter the interior scene together, and then directly ask Zhang Chulan in the interior scene the answers to the questions that have been bothering Zhang Chulan for a long time.
Probably: Is the 'Gu Shen Saint Boy' Chen Duo really the murderer of South China Region leader Liao Zhong, and why the other party wanted to kill Liao Zhong, and why Liao Zhong didn't resist at the time, etc. All these things made them confused
I think this is a very unusual question!
As for that kind of question, if you go directly to Chen Duo to ask, you will probably not get any answer, because Lao Meng, a temporary worker in the Northwest Region, has already asked. Therefore, Zhang Chulan's only way now is to rely on the warlock.
Their magical interior and Tibbs's 'dog pot', which is like a cheating device, don't have to worry about being backlashed.
"alright!"
"It's time to eat-"
At this moment, when Fu Rong finally cooked the food and brought it out from the kitchen, ready to greet Annie and Zhuge Qing, who should have returned on time, to sit down, she was surprised to find: including Zhang Chulan, the three people
They all put their hands on a strange basin-shaped arena model on the stone table in the courtyard?
"??"
"You are..."
Seeing this, Fu Rong walked over with the dishes and looked at the three of them in surprise, then curiously approached the arena model.
because……
She seemed to see that in the soup basin-like arena model, there seemed to be three little people driving some kind of formation there?
"What's this?"
"projection?"
"scare!"
"It's so magical. What kind of magic weapon is it?"
After just one glance, Fu Rong was attracted by the three villains Anne, Zhuge Qing and Zhang Chulan in the arena, and then she unexpectedly stretched out her hand to tentatively touch the arena model.
"!!"
The next second, her whole body froze, and then a small projection of her appeared in the arena.
(I can finally have extra food today!)
()
(Seeing this, Tibbs certainly wouldn't miss the opportunity, so he broke free from Annie's waist and jumped onto the stone table, and then immediately stretched out his bear paw to press down on it.
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Chapter completed!