Chapter 2854? ()σ No matter day or night, she doesn’t look like a woman!
In the blink of an eye, it was evening a few days later.
At this time, the sun has not completely set. Calculating the time, it should be around 19 o'clock in the afternoon.
In the large backyard of Annie's big villa with at least half an acre of land, Feng Baobao was smashing walnuts hard with a beautiful golden metal on the stone seat of the pavilion and chewing them. At this moment
, Zhang Chulan, who was walking out from the first floor, saw it and naturally moved forward.
"Sister Bao'er?"
"??"
"Are you eating walnuts?"
"Um."
"Come on! Try it for me too?"
"!!"
"Go away and don't touch me!"
"!?"
"What's wrong with eating your walnut?"
"You can eat walnuts, but don't smash them with my Ruyi!"
"Then what should I use to hit it?"
"Fists, heads, whatever!"
"..."
"I don't!"
"I'm going to smash it with your Ruyi!"
"no!"
"Can't give it to you!"
"I want it!"
"No! No!"
"Zhang Chulan, Ni Zuokai!"
Immediately afterwards, something shocking happened: Zhang Chulan and Feng Baobao got into an argument over a copper-plated stainless steel lump that they bought online for less than a hundred yuan?
"..."
(,,.,,)
As for the situation of those two people, Anne, who was enjoying the scenery and resting on the terrace with a small garden on the second floor, naturally saw it.
"..."
(ˉ▽￣~)Cut~~
However, Anne only glanced at them a few times. When she saw the two of them having fun, she felt that it was not interesting, so she naturally curled her lips and turned away, no longer looking at the two incompetent guys.
"Hi--"
"Ancestor Anne, why are you here?"
At this time, Annie, who heard the footsteps, just turned around, and then she saw the two cousins, Lu Linglong and Lu Lin, walking towards her, and Lu Linglong actually had the courage to tease and tease her.
?
"What are you looking at?"
Immediately afterwards, without waiting for Annie to answer, Lu Linglong ran forward quickly, and then followed Annie's example and lay down on the guardrail of the flower garden on the terrace, ignoring the flowers that were blooming, and directly leaned her upper body towards the backyard.
Glancing down the garden.
"Huh?"
"It turns out it's those guys..."
"Everyone is here!"
Then she saw it at a glance: Zhang Chulan and Zhuge Qing were meditating on the grass. They seemed to feel that the Qi outside at dusk was sufficient, so they took the time to practice?
Zhang Chulan and Feng Baobao were not doing their job properly. They seemed to be fighting over a metal lump. Judging from their arguing and playing, it seemed that they wanted to grab that thing to smash walnuts?
Although Lu Linglong watched this with her eyes wide open for a long time, in the end, she still couldn't figure out what the two people below were fighting about.
"If not them, who else?"
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"Everyone is full, so they are hanging around here to eat!"
(｀)
Annie looked a little languid and lacked energy. She didn't know whether it was because she had just eaten and was waiting to be digested, or because she had nothing to do and didn't know where to go.
"very nice……"
"It seems like the moon is covered by light clouds, and the fluttering snow is like the flowing wind. Looking at it from a distance, it is as bright as the sun rising as the morning glow; looking at it closely, it is as bright as a flower emerging from Lubo..."
"The slenderness is satisfied, and the length is shortened to fit..."
"If the shoulders are shaved off, the waist will be as plain as before."
Suddenly, very suddenly, Lu Lin, who was standing behind Annie and Lu Linglong, suddenly said such a strange thing with emotion.
"??"
()
"What were you talking about just now?"
(.)
Suddenly, Anne didn't seem to understand, so of course she couldn't help blinking and looking at him with her beautiful big eyes wide open in surprise.
"??"
And Lu Linglong was also startled.
Then, she looked at the person who was playing with Zhang Chulan in the garden pavilion downstairs. That was the gangster who looked like a slut when he went out during the day. Ah Fei was not mainstream. At night, he could accidentally appear as Sadako and scare people to death. After Feng Baobao, he turned around and shook his head and suggested:
"elder brother……"
"You'd better go to an ophthalmologist as soon as possible..."
"What kind of look is this?"
To be honest, although it was not the first time that she knew that her cousin liked Feng Baobao, Lu Linglong was a little confused when she saw that there were people like Feng Baobao, and it was her rich, handsome cousin. , even sometimes I have some doubts about life.
Because, no matter how you look at it, she, Lu Linglong, a young, beautiful and lovely girl, obviously needs to be more popular. Why is it that none of the men around her like her now?
For example, that Zhuge Qing easily ran away with that good-for-nothing wild woman Fu Rong!
Zhang Lingyu, that idiot, was first so smitten by a witch in Quan Xing that he lost Yang Wulei, and was expelled from Longhushan. Not to mention how miserable his end was.
Let’s not talk about Xu San. The uncle likes intellectual old women in the workplace, while Xu Si prefers to go to nightclubs and especially likes to be a thief!
As for Zhang Chulan...
That's an old virgin with no future, just don't tell him!
But her cousin Lu Lin actually fell in love with a sloppy woman like Feng Baobao?
There are so many types of outstanding men, but in the end, no one likes me?
So far, it seems that there is only a certain fat nerd who has been pursuing her and fanning her. Is it possible that the persona of a young, beautiful girl that Lu Linglong has worked hard for many years can really only attract that kind of obscene person?
Fat house?
"What's so good about Baby Feng?"
After thinking about it, Lu Linglong couldn't help but cursed again.
"Oh!"
"Linglong, you are still young..."
"You don't understand!"
"When you grow up, you will understand."
However, Lu Lin just glanced at Lu Linglong, who seemed to still have some doubts about life, and then shook her head with a smile and sighed.
"??"
(ω‖)
"What the hell are you talking about?"
(^)
Finally, Annie, who was ignored and couldn't understand what the two were talking about, was a little dissatisfied, so she raised her eyebrows and asked the two loudly.
"It's very simple!"
"The words my cousin said just now are from a Luo Shen Fu written by Cao Zhi in the Wei and Jin Dynasties. They mean to praise a woman as beautiful and moving as the goddess of Luoshui?"
"However, the woman he is talking about is Sister Bao'er?"
As she spoke, Lu Linglong couldn't help but curse a little and subconsciously glanced towards the courtyard downstairs.
Because, those kind of words could only be tolerated by a beautiful woman like her, Lu Linglong, but the blind cousin in front of her actually used them to describe the man below who looked like a man during the day and looked like a man at night.
A guy who looks like a ghost?
"??"
(.)
"So you're talking about Sister Bao'er?"
(_)
"Then what?"
(^o^)/
Anne still looked puzzled, so she could only act like a curious baby and continue to ask questions.
"There's no more!"
"To put it simply: My cousin is blind and likes Sister Baoer!"
"That's what it means!"
Seeing that Annie still didn't understand, Lu Linglong had no choice but to patiently explain it in straightforward words.
"That's right!"
(д)
This was the first time Anne heard this statement, and she found it quite novel, so she turned to look at the two people playing in the yard below.
"No chance!"
╮(╯▽╰)╭
"Sister Bao'er won't like your cousin!"
()
"Give up that attachment as soon as possible!"
(ψ｀▽′)o
Then, after only looking at the two people below for a second, Annie made a firm judgment, and then immediately looked at Lu Lin and persuaded her.
"Aha!"
Seeing that Annie had the same judgment as him, Lu Linglong quickly turned to the rich and handsome cousin behind her and continued to persuade:
"Look, cousin, I'm not the only one who said that!"
"Anne, the ancestor of our sect, also thinks you have no chance..."
"so!"
"You'd better give up as soon as possible, right?"
Anyway, Lu Linglong doesn't like Feng Baobao very much, and that's not just because his talent, cultivation speed, and status in the sect far exceed hers.
It was because, no matter how she thought about it, it was difficult for her to imagine that Feng Baobao would really become the daughter-in-law of her Lu family, and then squat on the chair while eating, ignoring the angry eyes of Grandpa Lu Jin, and pick up the plate and put it into the bowl.
That horrible scene when you pull the food and eat it.
In her opinion, her grandfather Lu Jin must have the same opinions as hers, and he would definitely not agree to that marriage!
"..."
Lu Lin did not respond.
He directly ignored what Annie and Lu Lin said, and just stared at the two people downstairs, or one of them?
"cut!"
Seeing that her cousin refused to listen and had no choice but to give up, Lu Linglong continued to lie on the flower bed and looked downstairs.
"What are those two doing?"
"A broken pimple, what's there to grab?"
After a while, when she saw Feng Baobao, who was playing with Zhang Chulan, guarding Ruyi with all his strength, she couldn't help but curl her lips and curse with disgust and confusion.
"Isn't it just bought online for 99 yuan with free shipping?"
"That day I saw with my own eyes that she added Ruyi to the shopping cart. It was made of stainless steel and had a copper-plated surface. The profiteer dared to sell it for ninety-nine yuan. Excluding the postage, she made at least ninety yuan in tears!"
"The key is what's so valuable about that thing? Isn't Sister Bao'er stupid?"
Thinking about her cousin's aesthetics, and then seeing how Feng Baobao looked like a woman except for her gender, Lu Linglong couldn't help but sigh again.
Yes!
At this time, Lu Linglong no longer cared about whether it was good or not to speak ill of people behind their backs. She just wanted to wake up the stunned cousin as soon as possible to avoid the Lu family becoming a mess in the future because of someone's daughter-in-law.
Dance or something.
"She's not stupid!"
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"It's you who are stupid..."
(*^▽^*)
However, Annie glanced at Lu Linglong, and then said seriously.
"??"
"What's the meaning?"
Now, it was Lu Linglong's turn to be a little confused.
"??"
(_)
"Didn't Zhang Chulan and Zhuge Qing tell you?"
(.)
While asking, she saw the obvious expression of ignorance on Lu Linglong's face. Thinking about it, she was idle now. As a last resort, Annie had to patiently continue to explain:
"When she was in Biyou Village, Sister Bao'er accidentally grabbed a gilded magic weapon called Ruyi. That thing can transform the user's Qi into a variety of attacks or defense methods similar to advanced golden light spells. It can even perform all functions.
Can it be changed freely according to the user's wishes?"
(^o^)/
"At that time, Sister Bao'er was so proud of her baby that she even beat Ma Xianhong with that thing until he almost became autistic!"
(`)~
"It's a pity that the thing didn't last long, and it suddenly exploded in the middle of hitting it. It made Sister Baoer sad for a long time."
(▽`)
"So, now she has learned her lesson and bought a stainless steel one to at least ensure that it won't break easily."
(′ o′)
"That's her magic weapon, her treasure. It's more precious than the pair of flying swords. How can it be allowed to be played with by others?"
ε=(ο｀*)))Alas
Just like that, Anne finally sighed with her mouth flattened, and directly told the general story and reasons.
"Is that so?"
"Is there such a thing?"
"But……"
"Her magic weapon is broken. Now it's just an iron lump. It's not a gold-plated wishful thinking at all, it's just a copper-plated piece of crap!"
"The paint will come off with just a scratch!"
Although she knew the reason and why Feng Baobao was so nervous and inspected that shabby thing, Lu Linglong still didn't understand why Feng Baobao was so nervous, and even now she is still entangled with Zhang Chulan.
"So you are the ones stupid..."
ε=(ο｀*)))Alas
Shaking her head, Annie sighed again.
"??"
"What do you mean?"
"I do not understand……"
Lu Linglong still looked confused.
"..."
And so was Lu Lin on the side.
He also had no idea what the connection was between those things, and he had no idea why Annie, the 'ancestor' of the sect, would inexplicably call them stupid.
"All right!"
(˙o˙)
Seeing that the two of them seemed to be having trouble with their brains, Anne had no choice but to continue:
"That thing was indeed a lump of iron at the beginning!"
(ì_í)
"but……"
|▽)
"Aren't her two fairy swords still just two lumps of iron before they were enchanted?"
()hey-hey
Having said that, Annie first smiled strangely, then rolled her eyes at Lu Linglong, who was suddenly struck by lightning, and then continued to lie on the guardrail of the terrace garden and looked at the two guys who were making trouble below.
"!!"
"That is to say..."
"That cunning Baobao Feng, when he asked Annie to help enchant the swords, he also asked you to enchant her tattered iron lumps to turn them into magic weapons?"
"Now that iron lump has the same function as the gilded wishful thinking she once played with?"
Thinking about how she had just called Baobao Feng a fool, and then thinking about the fact that Baobao Feng had gained an extra magic weapon without saying a word, Lu Linglong wanted to bury her head in the flower bed.
"yes!"
(˙o˙)
"So, Sister Baoer just doesn't know how to turn around sometimes and looks stupid. But if you really think she is stupid, then you are really stupid!"
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(゜-゜)
"Now that I think about it, her purpose was very clear from the beginning..."
ε=(ο｀*)))Alas
As she spoke, Annie couldn't help but sigh again.
Because she felt a little unhappy when she thought about it now. After all, she, Annie, was accidentally tricked by a fool, and she failed to react immediately at the time. It was only after she came to her senses that she realized that she had been tricked.
.
Anne had never been afraid of people who secretly wanted to cause harm to her and had bad intentions towards her. However, she was really caught off guard against Feng Baobao, who had no ill intentions and was just openly trying to cause harm!
Maybe……
Is that what adults often say about those guys who are as smart as fools and as hypocritical as loyal? The easier it is to bully on the surface, the more insidious and cunning they are secretly and difficult to deal with?
(…)
(;￢￢)
"!!"
"So, she now has two..."
"No!"
"There are three magic weapons?!"
However, Lu Linglong's focus was not on those.
I thought about Feng Baobao's double swords, and then thought about the other party's gilded Ruyi, which could be used to smash walnuts without worrying about damage. I thought that when the other party was shopping for swords online, he specially selected a male and female double sword and an iron knot thing with 99 free shipping.
, Lu Linglong was so jealous that her eyes almost burst into flames when she thought of the fact that the other party had three magic weapons but she had none.
"no!"
"Annie..."
As she said that, she felt that she could not wait any longer. Feeling that her heart would become even more unbalanced if she waited any longer, Lu Linglong took out the beautiful Longquan Sword from her waist and handed it to Anne and began to plead with her in a plaintive voice.
:
"No, it's the ancestor!"
"Please be sure to enchant this sword for me!"
"Please!"
Yes, Lu Linglong felt that she had to find a balance as soon as possible when she thought that Feng Baobao had three magic weapons but she had none, and that the other party was about to break through to the third level but she still hadn't started yet.
Otherwise, she really wouldn't be able to survive.
"don't want!"
()
"It's too troublesome, let's wait until you reach the first level of Qi training!"
()°
Yes, Anne is afraid of trouble!
Because once she makes an exception, those guys like Sister Hua'er, Sister Fu Rong, and Zhang Chulan will have to beg her every day to annoy her. She thinks that kind of scene is quite difficult just to think about it.
And then...
As she said before, as long as she breaks through the first level of the training stage of Lao Shizi's "Qingyuan Sword Art", she can enchant any of these guys for free, such as turning a long sword into a fairy sword or a flying sword.
Something like that.
Therefore, she doesn't intend to keep her word and doesn't want some people to lose motivation to practice, so she will definitely not make exceptions easily.
Of course, it’s not impossible to make exceptions or something!
Just like that big sister Fu Rong, the other party secretly made delicious late-night snacks for her for several days, and then last night she finally couldn't stand the other party's teasing and had to secretly enchant the other party's long sword in advance.
However, she had already made the other party promise to keep it secret, so she didn't let others know about it for the time being.
(…)
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"Do we really have to wait until we reach the first level of Qi training?"
"But I've been practicing for a month..."
"When can I get started?"
Hearing that Annie still said the same thing, Lu Linglong was extremely frustrated, so she lay down directly on the flower bed, and then stretched out her fingers to dig and dig in the soil of the flower bed as if she was autistic.
"Don't worry!"
(/^▽^)/
"It should be soon!"
(-)
Yes, that's all it should be.
If there are no accidents, in Annie's opinion, even if these guys are already very skilled in Xing Qi, it is estimated that it will take at least a year to introduce Qi into the body and temper the body to reach the entry level, that is, to practice Qi at the first level.
Half a year or something, or even more time?
Anyway, she had no hope, which was why she said before that these idiots could only be regarded as outer disciples. After all, compared to Sister Bao'er, the gap between these idiots was indeed quite large.
"should……"
"I hope so!"
Lu Linglong continued to dig her soil in frustration.
"Eh!"
"What's this?"
Suddenly, Lu Linglong seemed to find something in the soil of the garden on the second floor terrace, and out of curiosity, she continued to dig hard with her fingers.
"??"
(　ヘ)　
"What is it?"
|˙˙)
Seeing this, Annie couldn't help but move over with curiosity, wanting to see what the other party could dig up in her garden.
"!!"
vomit--!
Soon, after digging out a series of small cylinders, discovering what they had dug out, and faintly smelling the strong stench of saliva with nicotine, Lu Linglong quickly shook her hands.
And retched directly.
"!!"
!?('')
"..."
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Anne also had black lines on her head and backed away with a look of disgust on her face, and immediately stayed away to avoid him. At the same time, she was secretly glad that she was not so curious as to reach out and help the other person dig.
"hateful!"
"It was that bastard who buried the cigarette butts in the flower garden after all!"
"Do you still have a sense of public morality?"
The next second, of course, the furious Lu Linglong couldn't bear it anymore. She jumped directly to the guardrail of the flower garden, and then pointed with her hands on her hips to those people in the garden below who were meditating or competing with Feng Baobao for Ruyi's flowers.
Zhang Chulan and other stinky men roared angrily.
"!?"
Zhuge Qing, whose meditation was interrupted, immediately raised his head and gave Lu Linglong a confused and angry look.
"??"
As for Zhang Lingyu, who was also interrupted from trance, she looked innocent.
Because, he doesn't seem to smoke, so the cigarette butts Lu Linglong mentioned must have nothing to do with him. He was innocently shot.
"..."
Zhang Chulan opened his mouth, and when he was about to retort and curse, he suddenly remembered something, and then hurriedly took back some of the national essence that he almost wanted to say out loud.
"I know! I know!"
"It was Zhang Chulan, Xu San and Xu Si who did it!"
"Every time they go there to smoke, they bury the cigarette butts inside!"
"I saw it!"
However, Feng Baobao didn't care so much, she just held up the shining golden Ruyi in her hand and loudly reported the evil deeds of Zhang Chulan, Xu San, Xu Si and others.
"."
(||￢▽￢)
"Forget it, leave them alone!"
ε=(ο｀*)))Alas
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After thinking about it, Annie didn't care what Lu Linglong said to Zhang Chulan, she just turned around and ran downstairs.
She suddenly remembered that she had not gone shopping for several days, so today she planned to walk along the back door of the community to the street outside, and then buy a large cup of coconut milk tea with ice or something.
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Chapter completed!