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Chapter 3084 ? ( ) Oh! Armpit hair, so disgusting!

Chapter 3084 !? (' ' ) Oh! Armpit hair, so disgusting!
It is not yet known whether the dragon will give birth to a dragon, and whether the phoenix will give birth to a phoenix Annie, but the facts now prove that mice are indeed very good at digging holes!
Isn't this?
After just a few days, the mouse Sikong really led the crowd of mouse demons outside the Wohu Temple to dug out a blood for her and her Tibers.
The entrance to the pool secret passage actually connects a tunnel with a secret passage.
Then, there was nothing to say. Seeing that the road was clear, Anne stopped caring about the broken things outside Huangfengling, and directly entered the tunnel with Tibers, preparing to find the so-called "Huangfeng Great Sage" to play with.
, see if you can "persuade" the other party to hand over the roots.
However……
Just as Anne came out of the tunnel and slid from a smooth sand path into a dilapidated building, a familiar rap sounded again.
Dingding bell dingding-
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding -
‘Let’s walk slowly, walk slowly—’
‘If you leave again, you will be in no way.’
“Eh?!”
∑(△)?!
“…”
()
Suddenly, a loud and loud storytelling came from the front of the passage, which scared Anne and Tiberschits.
Immediately afterwards, when Anne and Teebers subconsciously looked in the direction of the sound, they found that there was anyone else besides the weird guy I had seen before?
"Wow! Why is it you, the headless monster?"
()
"You are here again!"
(ノ△.)
Seeing that it was the other party, Annie covered her forehead and didn't know what to say.
“…”
()
"Malu" Tibers took a careless dance with a stick flower and stepped forward two steps, staring at the other party's hands and feet with malicious intentions, obviously thinking about where to take action later.
"Tell me!"
ε=(ο`*))) Alas
"What are you going to do this time?"
()
After all, Annie had asked, and she just needed to continue to walk to the left from here. Not far away was the retreat location of the Huangfeng Array and the weasel spirit. She and her family didn't have so much time to go with her.
The other party is messing around here.
"Hehehe..."
However, the headless monk just smiled, with a bit of joking in his voice, then stopped his hand playing the piano, turned to swing and said:
"Don't worry, don't worry."
"Tsk!"
“Where does it come from?”
Then, under the incredible gaze of Anne's big, wide-eyed eyes, his "headless monster" first took his hand into his armpit on his left. After finding that he hadn't found it, he changed it.
He thrust his hand into the armpit on his right.
"ha!"
"Finally found!"
Soon, he cheered, pulled a shiny hair from his own armpit and laughed slightly exaggeratedly.
"I've been there for a long time. Now, I'm looking for a real owner!"
After saying that, he pinched the shiny curly hair and turned to "look" at Anne who was stunned and the inexplicable horse Tibers.
“…”
(﹏)
However, at this time, Anne had already covered her mouth and nose tightly, and then looked at the other person without any concealing her disgust and shock.
"you……"
(⊙﹏⊙*)
"What are you doing? It's so disgusting!"
(﹏)
"Warning you, don't come over, someone else's Tibers will beat you!"
(`^)
“…”
└( ̄ ̄)┐
The little master of his own miserable said that. Without saying anything, Tibers naturally frowned and took his stick forward and stepped forward and stood in front, ready to kill the other party at any time.
Although, the other party is completely gone at the moment, and I don’t know how to beat him to death, but it doesn’t care about so much. As long as it gets the order, it will definitely step forward and beat the other party hard.
Dun, that's undoubtedly!
"Hello--"
The headless monk still laughed, with a bit of mystery in his voice:
"Little girl, don't be anxious."
"This hair is a treasure. It can give your monkey companion a spell - an incarnation of the body."
"Do you want it?"
The first two sentences he had explained to Anne, and the last sentence looked at Tibers.
"Ah, who wants your armpit hair?"
ε=(ˇεˇ)))Ph!
"It's so disgusting-"
(')
"Tibers, let's go, don't pay attention to this weirdo!"
(﹏)
Holding the disgust, Annie rolled her eyes hatefully, then pulled her own horse directly and prepared to leave this shabby place and walk outside.
“…”
(;¬¬)
Seeing that there was no fight, Tibers didn't do much, so he had to obediently prepare to leave with him.
“!!”
"Let's wait!"
Seeing that a man and a monkey were about to leave, the headless monk was anxious and hurriedly got up, and then explained again with a little anxious and disbelief in his voice:
"This spell is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, if you miss it, you will be gone!"
"You have to think about it!"
Two days ago, the pig went to find a man and a monkey in front of him and then had a leg discount. He heard that he came here to wait for him in order to transform his "external body"
Teach the little monkey the ability.
After all, he knew the ability of the yellow-haired marten. If there was a Dingfeng Pearl, it would be twice the result with half the effort. Then, adding his "external incarnation" would be the icing on the cake. At that time, I think I'll come here to deal with the yellow-haired marten.
It's almost impossible to get along with it.
But now, the other party not only did not take the Dingfeng Bead, but also did not want his own "external incarnation". He just wanted to rush to find the yellow-haired mink magic sperm without any brainstorm?
“…”
(||¬▽¬)
Upon hearing this, Anne stopped with a rare glance and turned around and glared at him:
"A once in a thousand years?"
-
(゜-゜)
"I think it's 'a bad smell for thousands of years'! Just the smell of your armpit hair, it's almost spitting out from a distance!"
ε=(ˇεˇ)))Ph!
"What's wrong with giving, I'd like to give my armpit hair..."
(﹏)
As she spoke, Annie herself didn't dare to continue to imagine, so she walked out a few more steps until she could no longer smell the smell before she could barely stop.
"this……"
The headless monk touched his non-existent head awkwardly. After a long time, he sighed sadly, and then said helplessly in his tone:
"Little girl, don't be disgusted."
"This magic was personally taught by Lingji Bodhisattva, and it is not a small matter."
"And I took it?"
The first time I encountered this monkey who didn't want spells or magical powers. To be honest, the headless monk also felt a little regretful. He felt that he immediately threw it over and did not respond to the monkey or give it a mess.
The little girl has a chance to speak.
"What Bodhisattva?"
(.)
Anne still scoffed at this.
"It's useless when the Buddha comes!"
(ˉ▽ ̄￞])Tsk~~
"The other person's Tibers will definitely not want your armpit hair, so save it!"
╮(╯▽╰)╭
This is Anne's truth!
You know, when she was a fire immortal on the Izumo Peak in Cuiping Mountain, what kind of guy she had never seen before?
Not to mention any Bodhisattva, even the Buddha was not qualified to stand in front of her and speak loudly!
Although, it seemed that there was no Buddha at that time, and Western religions did not rise. As for whether there was a "Daxing" after the Battle of the Gods, she didn't know. After all, she never went back again and still didn't know those lawless guys
What have we done to the heaven and the world of the gods?
Even at the beginning, even those saints and Taoist ancestors loved to ignore them. Now a mere Bodhisattva who had never heard of them dared to come to her, the flame immortal, pretending to be a big tail wolf, and even wanted to force her house.
Tibers...
A armpit hair?!
“…”
°(°﹏°)°
As she thought about it, Annie quickly changed her gaze and did not dare to look at the shiny thing that the other party was pinching.
What is wrong with the other party giving, but he just gives an armpit hair. He is simply ignorant, shameless, and hygienic!
"well--"
“Good, good…”
"How can you, a little girl, see through the wonderful method of the Bodhisattva's incarnation?"
Shaking his head, the headless monk began to sigh a little, and then the armpit hair in his hand was even more relaxed or collected, and he was a little at a loss for a moment.
"I can see through it!"
o(*' 〼)o
"Forget it, ignore you, Tibers, let's leave, ignore this weird guy!"
(')
As he said that, Annie turned around and planned to leave again.
"Let's wait!"
Seeing that Anne and Tibers were really leaving, the headless monk hurriedly shouted again:
"If the little donor doesn't believe it..."
"Can you show it to you?"
After saying that, seeing Anne and Tibers really stopped and glanced curiously, the headless monk smiled again, and then his voice was a bit mysterious and arrogant:
"Let's be optimistic!"
As he said that, he put the armpit hair in front of his mouth and blew it gently. The golden armpit hair instantly turned into a golden light, then hovered in the air, and soon landed and turned into several typhoons.
A monkey who looks exactly the same.
As for how he blew out the "armel hair" without a mouth or head, it is unknown for the time being.
“…”
(˙o˙)
Anne blinked in surprise, but didn't say much.
"Oh--"
"how?"
"You believe it now?"
Seeing Annie's expression, the headless monk, who thought things would go smoothly next, couldn't help but laugh with smugness.
As for how he saw and laughed without a head, I won’t go into details.
“…”
(ˉ▽ ̄￞])Tsk~~
"Although it looks quite fun, I still don't want your disgusting armpit hair!"
()
After saying that, Annie turned around and left!
“!!”
Now, the headless monk had no choice but to sigh helplessly and shout at the man and monkey who were gradually moving away:
"Little girl!"
"Don't be stubborn, this spell will be of great benefit to your friend, little monkey."
"Come back soon?"
In his opinion, this person and the monkey came to meet the yellow-haired mink spirit, which was a great disaster. The little girl was not willing to die, but if the potential little monkey broke into Huangfengling
It's a pity here.
“It’s a great benefit?”
|˙˙)?
"It doesn't matter much, but it's true that there is a big smell!"
(▽`)
"Their little...Tibers has monkey hair on his body, so he doesn't want your disgusting thing!"
(-)
"Let's go, Teebos, don't pay attention to that weirdo."
(')
After saying that, Annie didn't care about the other party anymore and walked straight to the valley she had seen in the wind and sand.
She had seen that the wind and sand in the place ahead contained a special spiritual aggregate, and the strong smell of rats. I believe that the yellow-haired mink magic sperm, that is, the "Huang Feng King" would definitely be
It's there.
"you……"
"You are really ungrateful!"
Seeing that the monkey was just obedient to the little girl and did not distinguish right from wrong, and was unmoved by her kindness, the tone of the headless monk couldn't help but feel a little anxious and angry:
"The monkey is stubborn, the little girl is unreasonable..."
"Forget it, forgot."
"Since you are so stubborn, I have nothing to say."
Finally, the headless monk sighed helplessly, with a little loss in his tone, and then put away the "armel hair" and began to twisp the strings:
Dingding bell dingding-
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding -
‘Don’t force it to be born without birth and existence, it is convenient for ghosts to see sorrow-’
Chapter completed!
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