"You guys, you're..."
"I remember you said that you can continue to rest at home these days? Why are you now..."
Xu Jiaorong was in his own hall, working as a girl in a hurry to do female work, and planned to kick out a Song Dynasty skirt for the other party as soon as possible today. He could no longer let that little guy continue to wear strange clothes and go around showing off.
However, before she could finish halfway, she saw that he was supposed to be talking to a detective who had just come to the backyard garden and had a Park Knife who had just run away. Now he was wearing a captain's outfit and carrying a Park Knife around his waist, looking like he was about to go out?
"Ahem! Don't mention it!"
"Just Liuzi just said that someone is making trouble in the city and doesn't pay money for food, so I have to go there as soon as possible to see the situation! You are so busy at home. You must be careful when that little guy gets up and don't let her run around all day. I don't want to call hundreds or eighty brothers to find her alone in the middle of the night!!"
Li Gongfu, who looked a little listless, obviously lacking sleep, only stayed in the hall for a while, and after giving instructions, he turned around and walked quickly outside.
"Hey! Wait, I'll give you a gift!"
However, before Xu Jiaorong finished speaking, the other party had already turned into the corridor and disappeared. She could only shake her head, quickly put down the needlework in her hand, and chased after her step by step.
"Really!"
"What are you doing with me? I will close the door myself. It's broad daylight, where will there be a gangster invaders?"
Feeling the wife chasing her behind her, Li Gongfu, Li Da, muttered impatiently.
Originally, Li Gongfu could continue to rest without having to be on duty today, but he didn't expect that just now, his brother came to inform him, saying that there was a group of weird men who didn't pay for money after eating and drinking at Yuelai Hotel and causing trouble. He needed to go there and think of a way to deal with it.
So, he, who shouldn't have to change into his public uniform without having to be on duty, had a Pu Dao on his waist, and was about to call the other people in the capture room to go to the Yuelai Restaurant in the west of the city to see what was so amazing that happened there?
Logically speaking, small things like not paying for food are generally not worthy of his own care. He just lets the waiter and the guys in the restaurant beat him up, or asks them to directly send those people to the government and county government offices!
At that time, even if County Magistrate Yang doesn't want to take care of such trivial matters, there will be a dedicated person to take care of it. There is no need to let him, Captain Li, who is not on duty during the rest, take action.
But why did Xiao Liuzi, who came to report the news, said that the group of people seemed to have a high force. Not only did the guys and waiters dare not take action, but even the several street patrol constables who went to check were hesitant?
Because that group of men seemed very difficult to mess with, several of them had weapons such as swords, axes and halberds. When the other party did not cooperate very well, they did not have a good idea? So, after the two sides became stalemate, they called for support and found more constables and squad players, and naturally reported to him at Li Gongfu's home.
If he doesn't deal with it quickly now, once the matter is really a big deal or it will reach Yang Magistrate's ears, then he, Li Gongfu, the headmaster who is in charge of theft and public security, will be in trouble!
When it really came to that point, it would be considered light for him to be scolded!
Therefore, he always felt reluctant and helpless. He could only bite his teeth and grit his teeth to hurry to the west of the city quickly and clean up those guys who dared to eat the king's meal but were not obeying the government's discipline! Maybe, as long as he puts force and catches the other party, he beats and then locks him in the cell, those people will be honest, right?
"Okay, OK, don't ask, I don't know yet, you lock the door and go back first!"
In a state of dismay, after Li Gongfu opened the door and walked out to the outside, he waved to the long-winded woman who followed him without looking back.
However, he suddenly stood still after walking a few steps, and then turned around again in surprise and looked at the big wooden door of his house.
“!!”
"Where is my door god? Who is the inscrutable person who has eaten the courage of Xiong Xin and Leopard, and dares to sneak out of the gate of my Li Gongfu's house to make a fuss?!"
Li Gongfu was angry!!
Originally, he was in a bad mood when he was resting, but he still felt like he was called to go on duty, but he didn't expect that now someone else would run outside his Li Gongfu's house to cause trouble, and even replaced the two door gods posted outside his house with two white papers?
"What are you yelling around? This early morning can make outsiders laugh!!"
Xu Jiaorong, who had just been preparing to lock the door, quickly opened the two wooden doors again, and looked from inside with some angrily as she looked at her husband Li Gongfu, who was whining outside the door.
"You see it yourself!"
Li Gongfu turned his head and looked at the neighbors in the neighborhoods. After not finding any suspicious characters, he pointed to the gate and asked his wife to see it.
"ah?"
"This...what the hell is going on?"
Xu Jiaorong was also stunned. She didn't expect that the door god who was sticking to the door was even removed. It didn't count if she took it off, but she even pasted two pieces of white paper back?
I will reveal it, but what is the point of replacing two pieces of white paper?
"Don't let me find out who did it, otherwise..."
After glaring fiercely at the aunts and aunts outside who pointed outside, Li Gongfu started to curse in a low voice.
"Okay!"
"Don't yell early in the morning. It's almost the Chinese New Year. At that time, we'll just invite two new ones to post them. It's not worth it!!"
He sighed softly. Although he didn't know who was doing this, Xu Jiaorong still stepped forward gently and tore off the two yellow white papers from the door of his house.
She has seen many things, stealing gold, silver and stealing things, and has heard her official Li Gongfu say a lot, but like now, she stole two door gods and replaced them with two blank old pieces of paper. This is the first time she has seen them! You know, a pair of door god portraits are not worth much, and three or two copper coins are enough, just paper money. The portraits on them are not made by some famous masters, they are just statues of gods that they have been invited back to the City God Temple in the city. What's the use of stealing them?
"That's it, I'll do it first!"
"If you have any, wait until I come back first, I'll leave!"
Seeing that his wife wanted to say something, Li Gongfu was in a bad mood and waved his hand in anger, turned around and left.
"Hey! Really..."
Looking at the blank old piece of paper in his hand, Xu Jiaorong shook his head and slowly closed the door of his house.
“…”
o(__)ozzzz…
Unfortunately, some culprit is still sleeping in now, otherwise she would definitely jump out and say: In fact, there are no outsiders making trouble at all, but the two door gods want to capture her to the heavenly court, so she exiled the other party and erased the two portraits so that the other party could not come here with them as catalysts?
(…)
(●￣()￣●)
On the third floor of the Yuelai Tavern in Qiantang County, a waiter was angrily raising his hands and a group of chefs holding sticks and kitchen knives, work, and many constables in public uniforms surrounded the table on the third floor of the tavern, staring at the other party with great confidence, and was about to start a fight if they had a disagreement.
"You guys don't know the truth. I advise you to give money as soon as possible, otherwise you will be nice to you later!!"
I have to pay for the meal, so the waiter didn't think there was anything wrong with his approach, but just threatened these guys with a fierce look.
If the other party hadn't put a big killer such as swords, axes and Zen Staff on the other party's table, they would have been unable to take the kitchen knife and wooden stick in their hands, and the surrounding constables were also a little afraid, they would have rushed forward!
"Hmph! Didn't you just eat some of your food? As for you to be so aggressive?"
"At worst, we will give it back to you in the future. If you dare to talk too much, be careful I'm not polite to you!!"
A beautiful young woman who was holding a little baby and coaxing her in a low voice, then spoke.
Her eyes were filled with bloody and cruel danger. If it were to be in some places, or at other times, if these ordinary people dared to talk to her like this, she would have drawn her sword and killed them all with one sword, and sent them to reincarnation!
Do these idiots really think that Chun Sanshi Niang is easy to mess with?
Even the guys in front of me didn't go to the Western Regions to inquire about how she got the nickname "Jade-faced Peach Blossom" in Chun Sanshi Niang? If she had come here alone in the past, without their master Fairy Zixia, she would have drawn her sword and sheathed her to kill everyone.
As the saying goes: Where peach blossoms pass, no grass will grow, money will fall, and the head will not be protected!
This is not something she said in vain. She was able to scare the bandits who killed and robbed people with these few words to kneel down and surrender. What she relied on was her powerful strength and decisive cold-blooded personality?
Besides, Chun Sanshi Niang is a thousand-year-old spider spirit, and she is originally a cold-blooded animal, so she doesn’t care about the life and death of these mortals!
"My wife is right, I'll give you back in the future!"
The second in commander also looked sinister and said.
The waiter chefs in front of you, let alone the three masters and apprentices of Pan Sidong, may even be able to beat him, the second leader of the Axe Gang!
“…”
Why!
Fairy Zixia looked at the chaos in front of her and covered her head with some headache.
That's right, the people who are being besieged by waiters and others here who don't pay for meals are Fairy Zixia, Bai Jingjing, Chun Sanshiniang and his son, Supreme Treasure, and the second leader. Zhu Bajie who turned into an obese human, and Sha Wujing, who is still dressed as a bald monk with wine and meat.
After they used their magic to fly into Qiantang County, the Song Dynasty, they naturally came to this winery to eat and drink. Then the problem arose. After they had enough food and drink, they found an embarrassing thing, that is, everyone's money was not enough?
"You, you..."
"What you said is light! You guys have eaten several tables of wine, meat and food for dozens of dollars. Such a large sum of money, where can you leave just by leaving?!"
Although I don’t know why the beautiful little lady holding the child had such a vicious and terrifying look, the waiter now relies on the large number of people and powers of his side, and he will not easily be afraid of these ruthless robbers who are not afraid of even officials!
If the other party hadn't eaten so much before, they would probably have gritted their teeth and put them away... But now these people have eaten and drunk so much that they have collected less than a few taels of silver for free, so how could they give up?
"Senior Brother, what should we do now?"
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing came to Supreme Treasure and asked uncertainly.
"Aren't you?"
"Aren't you monks? Why do you eat so much wine and meat without any stagnation?!"
It would be fine if I didn’t say it, but I would be full of anger when I talked about this Supreme Treasure!
Everything today is done by this very edible pig and Sha Wujing! They are obviously monks, but when they eat wine and meat, they are even more cruel than him, the robber leader, and they do not look like they are the ones who seek the scriptures at all. They deserve the failure of their visits to the scriptures five hundred years ago!
"Brother, you can eat anything, why can't we?"
"Yes! You are the eldest brother. If you can eat, we must eat it too!!"
After being a monk for so many years, they have been vegetarian food all day long, and their mouths have long faded! Fortunately, their master is dead, and has just reincarnated and has just started drinking milk. They don’t eat and drink more as soon as possible, and wait for the other party to grow up, so they don’t dare to think about what will happen!
As long as their master has not grown up, they are not seekers or monks. As long as they are not monks, they can drink and eat meat.
"Then tell me what to do now? Do you have money? If it really doesn't work, just turn it into a fake and come out to fool them!"
As the robber leader, Supreme Treasure really has no bottom line when doing things. He spoke up and planned to use spells to turn them into fake gold and silver treasures to fool them. Let's get out of here first.
"That's not good, right?"
"Or what if we take out our master's purple gold bowl to pay the bill?"
Zhu Bajie came up with a solution that was not a solution. Although the cassock and Zen Staff were more valuable, they definitely did not dare to decapitate the pearls of the gems on it, so they could only have the idea of ​​the purple gold bowl given by the King of Tang.
"No, that was an antique from five hundred years ago, or a gift from the King of Tang. It's worth a lot of money. How could it be cheaper for these bastards?"
Five hundred years have passed, and the purple gold bowl can definitely be sold at a very high price. The Supreme Treasure refused the fat pig's suggestion without thinking.
"Then you can find a way to go!"
Zhu Bajie has no choice. They usually rely on begging for alms when they eat, so where does it bring money?
“…”
"Master, it seems that things are getting bigger and bigger..."
Bai Jingjing was carefully approaching their master who had not spoken and said in a low voice, because she found that another large group of captains came to the third floor of the restaurant, squeezing the place.
“…”
Fairy Zixia didn't say anything. As the head of everyone here, she was thinking of a solution.
"If it really doesn't work, let's use spells to fix them, and then run away!"
Bai Jingjing began to instigate again, saying that this is within the territory of the Song Dynasty, and it is definitely not possible to kill mortals casually, but... it is always possible to escape with magic, right?
"Wait first, they are here again."
Fairy Zixia didn't plan to run away after eating, because they had seen the faces of themselves. If they ran away or turned into fake gold and silver to deceive each other, would they continue to make a living in Qiantang in the future?
They planned to settle here, not to cause trouble! Although they are already starting to cause trouble now, this matter will always be resolved.
"Get out of the way!"
"Tell me, what's going on?"
Li Gongfu took his dozens of subordinates and arrogantly squeezed away the waiters and the onlookers, and sent them directly to the innermost part of the encirclement.
Then, he first looked at the tense hotel in the surrounding area, then looked at the men and women surrounded by the table inside, and then frowned and asked.
"Captain Li, you're here! They don't pay for their meals and want to hit people!!"
Seeing that the headmaster from the county arrived with so many constables, the waiter became even more unscrupulous and directly accused the guys who wanted to eat the king's meal and sued.
"this……"
Li Gongfu looked at the other party. These men and women were still with their families, and they didn’t think they were poor people. How could they not give money?
"How much have they eaten you?"
Li Gongfu, who did not understand the truth of the matter and was not in a hurry to comment, hesitated for a moment, and then asked the waiter who came to him again.
"Not much, eighty-six taels plus half a penthouse of money!"
"And our shopkeeper said that as long as they take out the eighty-six taels, the half-calt of money will be spared!"
In the eyes of the waiter, this is indeed very generous!
You know, half a pillar of copper coins is enough for a well-off family to eat and drink in Qiantang County for a month or two! This is their huge concession, and no matter how much it is, it will not work.
"So many, can you just want to slaughter customers when you see someone else's face?!"
When Li Gongfu heard the number reported by the other party, he was really shocked!
That much money is his salary for several years. How could he eat so much for a meal? If it was really what he thought about, then Li Gongfu would not stand up casually! Because now, looking at the situation, the other party has guys in his hands, not those who can easily provoke!
"How can it be?"
"Although they also ate several tables of our meals, a few taels of silver is enough, but look, what kind of wine are they drinking?!"
If he hadn't seen these people dressed like a man, he might not have brought them the best wine in the store! He originally thought that a group of customers came, but who would have thought that these people were actually golden and jade, and after eating and drinking, they wanted to pay for it?
“…”
Tsk!
What a group of ruthless people!!
Looking at the old wine jars on the table, Li Gongfu also took a breath of air conditioning.
It seems that what the waiter said is indeed correct. They probably didn’t really slaughter the customers. Those wine jars that smelled and wanted to drool were indeed the best daughters of the year! It’s almost the same as saying that it was ‘fighting ten thousand wines’, not to mention that these people ordered several jars in one breath?
"Everyone!"
"I am the captain of Qiantang County. If you have money to pay the bill or have mortgaged items, I can guarantee you to leave, just pretend that nothing has happened today!"
"Otherwise, you will have to go back to the yamen with me?"
After looking at the temperament of the other party and finding that the other party had no fear at all, and seemed to be fearless, Li Gongfu, who thought that the other party had a good deal, thought about it and then, finally decided to come out to smooth things out so that both sides would continue to make trouble.
If you really make a fuss and count it seriously, the amount of the dozens of silver is indeed enough for these people to be exiled to the frontier! After all, it is natural to repay the debt, not to mention that the restaurant has a backstage, so where can these people escape?
"We have no money!"
"But I know that a person is rich, why don't you help us find her and let her pay the bill?"
At this time, the help from the Axe Gang Supreme Bao saw that the official position seemed to be easier to talk to, so he immediately spoke to relieve the embarrassing fairy Zixia.
"Yes, we are indeed here to find a friend..."
Fairy Zixia said a little embarrassedly.
They owe money to eat, but instead asked a little girl to clean up the mess for themselves and others. This matter is really hard to say.
"Oh! So I'm here to join my relatives and friends?"
"That's easy to deal with! Whose name is his and where is his living in Qiantang? As long as you can speak, I, Li Gongfu, can have someone to pass on a message for you immediately!"
When Li Gongfu heard the beautiful woman who was headed by the other party say this, he breathed a sigh of relief! As long as the other party has someone he knows in Qiantang County, it will be easy to deal with!
As long as you pay in time, the waiter here will never be too difficult.
"She is a little girl, blonde and blue-eyed. We only know that she lives in Qiantang. As for where she lives, it's not clear..."
In fact, Fairy Zixia doesn’t even know whether the other party has returned here!
After driving away the Bull Demon King, the other party just said he wanted to go home, and then disappeared directly. As for whether it was here, she herself was a little nervous.
“!!”
"Wait, who are you talking about? A little girl, with blonde hair and blue eyes?"
"Yes, her name seems to be Anne? We came to find her, but when we saw that the food was good, we came to eat and drink. Who knew that they were a black shop!"
“…”
"This girl, don't talk nonsense! We are a century-old shop, and we are innocent!"
“….”
The surrounding constables and people familiar with the matter also turned their attention to Li Gongfu because they knew who the little girl they were looking for was.
"Okay, stop talking about it, no one will disperse first!"
Li Gongfu, who was frowning, looked at these guys who didn't look like Fanbian people, and they were actually Anne, who came to find the little girl in his family. He hesitated a little, wondering whether he should believe them.
However, since the other party can tell you about the appearance characteristics and name of Annie, is it really related?
“…”
After looking at these people up and down for a while, Li Gongfu finally felt that he would ask clearly first?
Chapter completed!