Chapter 0781 Black Detective Annie
‘Dingdong!’
'Dear alien passengers, the last spacecraft to be on the be2019y0726ke this month is about to be. Please go to the 18 platform to check tickets and board the ship as soon as possible...'
‘Ding Dong!’
‘Dear alien travelers, my last trip to this month…’
‘…’
"Hey! That idiot must be unable to catch up, but he's such an unlucky guy!"
Agent j was holding a plain mug, leaning back against the door of a staff lounge on the second floor of the customs office and the waiting hall of the man in black. He was just looking at the busy staff in black in the customs hall in the distance, the agents and security guards who were patrolling, the alien passengers coming and going, or the aliens who were visiting in outer space who were waiting in line for passing and checking.
Then,
Of course, he also heard the crisp broadcast of the female broadcaster, and saw a soft crawling alien in the waiting room trying hard to crawl on the smooth floor in the waiting room, at about two miles per hour, towards the ticket gate of the platform No. 18, when he knew that the alien must have no time to board the plane!
Perhaps, for the next month's flight, it can come early and go to the ticket gate to wait early? This is also impossible. Who made it grow so many feet but still walk so slowly? Moreover, the other party knew at a glance that it was a marine aquatic creature on a certain planet. Now that the ocean area accounts for more than 71% of the planet's planet's travel, you must have thought that this was the situation?
j But I heard about that guy, but when the other party came to Earth, he found that the people on Earth were all living on land. It is said that he was still very surprised?
Fortunately, today is already the 26th, and there are only a few days left before the first flight next month. If the other party does not want to transfer to another planet, he may have to stay on the earth for a few days...
Of course, before that, it would be better to spend a little money to buy an exoskeleton armor for transportation, a flying moped or a walker or other things? Otherwise, it may not be able to catch the flight to the planet be2019y0726ke next time.
“??”
"Hi~! Little beauty, what are you watching? Why, do you want to have a drink too?"
J, who was drinking his refreshing drink, saw a female agent passing by, staring at him with her beautiful brown eyes blinking. After thinking that he was attracting the other party, he smiled and showed his big white teeth, raised the cup in his hand, and smiled and invited him.
I am very handsome, and I am wearing standard clothes for men in black and black suits and black tie. I am actually aware of it for a long time. So, now that I saw that someone was finally attracted by his charm, he quickly sent an invitation and prepared to take advantage of the time today to hook up with these beautiful and heroic female agents in the organization.
"ah!!"
"No! No! Thank you for your kindness!!"
As if she had confirmed something, the female agent who was staring at the other party suddenly changed her face. She quickly waved her hand and raised her face again, then quickly moved forward, twisted her big butt, and within a few strokes, she quickly turned forward and turned around a corner and hurriedly left here.
"strangeness……"
The other party's departure made J a little puzzled. He didn't understand why the other party's face suddenly became so fast. Maybe... it was because the little beauty was too shy?
That's right, it must be that way!
After all, they are not familiar with each other, so it is indeed easier to fail if they invite something rashly. Besides, now, in the headquarters of the organization Men in Black, everyone is working, but not everyone can rest all day like him.
"Hey! Look at me, I forgot to ask her what her name is and which department she is in..."
After a while, J, who remembered something, reached out and patted his head in annoyance, and grabbed the curly hair less than an inch long on his head for a long time.
"Suck...suck..."
call!
I don’t know why, the coffee ground from the four alien-like guys today was surprisingly good? Maybe, it was because agent j finally had a rare day of free time today?
Anyway, this is rare, because today, someone who is more capable of exploiting his subordinates than those capitalists, the big boss of the black-clothed man, did not arrange any new tasks for him, Agent J and Boss K for the first time?
This made him feel puzzled in his heart, and he was also willing to accept that he could finally have time to rest for a day at the headquarters.
Because there was not too much time, he did not choose to go home to rest, but wandered around the headquarters of the man in black, and had just visited the lounge. He also unexpectedly discovered that the four worms who seemed to be fighting at the headquarters were preparing coffee here.
In fact, it’s not that he doesn’t want to go back to his home to check it out, but because his home is far away from here. If an old man gets fucked up and suddenly arranges a task temporarily, he may not have time to come back...
And once he can't get back, he will inevitably be scolded again!?
So, that's it!
but……
Think about it seriously, since Officer Edward left his police force and began to apply for the Black-clothed agent and stood out from the so-called elite candidates such as the Marines, National Police, Air Force, and the omnipresent FBI and obtained the position of this Black-clothed agent, he has been carrying out tasks with high intensity for almost a month.
From the Manhattan city streets above their heads to the headquarters of the man in black deep underground, from the hot South American desert to the North American icebergs, from the mountains and forests of Europe to the savannas in Africa, and so on, his footprints of agent j's j's footprints were left everywhere...
It can be said without hesitation that Agent J has made great contributions to the organization of the Black during this period... Of course, he also made many low-level mistakes, and was grabbed by an old man many times and scolded him, and even almost got rid of the robbery... But fortunately, he insisted on it.
Today, he unexpectedly got a full-time official and became a formal agent in black from an apprentice or a temporary worker to be tested!
From now on, no one can blame or threaten to fire him except his boss, his friend and good partner, his good partner's agent, and some bad old man.
No matter what, James Darrell Edward finally used his own efforts to prove his own value, proving that he is basically competent for the profession of the Agent of the Black! Of course, the name James Darrell Edward no longer exists in the outside world, nor in the world of the Black...
Now he is called J, Mib's black-clothed detective j, that's all!!
‘Ding Dong!’
'Dear passengers and friends, the spacecraft at Barreo Station has had an engine failure and a large-scale leakage of toxic fuel. Now the engineers are under emergency repairs, so the Super Metro Line 1 and Line 13 leading to Barreo Station are temporarily closed. Please forgive the inconvenience you have caused...'
‘…’
"Hey! It's a malfunction again?"
"I knew that those aliens must be uneasy. Look, what kind of rags have been sold to us in the Akiron Empire?!"
It is no longer one or two times that the spacecraft at Barrio Station has an engine failure!
Anyway, this is the second time he has heard the failure report during his time at Mib's headquarters... He has no idea that it must be those aliens who deliberately sold out the outdated spaceships to the Earthlings. They deliberately sold some quality-related things, so they can earn the repair and parts replacement fees for the Earthlings by relying on regular maintenance?
In fact, some of the unscrupulous manufacturers of Earthlings had been playing this trick countless years ago. Those alien tricks could not deceive his famous new agent J Agent!
“Hmm?!”
"Hik! Why are you here? Oh! How about you? Do you want to have a cup of coffee? I tell you, the four of Chong Chong and the others didn't seem to be lazy today. The coffee beans are grinding well and they taste very delicate. Do you want to try it?"
He was resting and watching the fun of the aliens in the customs below, listening to the radio from the customs and the waiting room, and occasionally pointing and teasing, he suddenly saw his good partner, Boss K, walking towards him. He quickly said hello, and after taking a big sip of the drink in his hand, he raised the coffee in his hand and asked.
The coffee today is really good. He has already drunk the third cup now. Moreover, he remembers that there is a little left in the strange coffee maker in this small lounge. If he wants to have one, it will definitely be enough.
“…”
"The Coffee of the Cuckoos? It's still very delicate?"
When K who came over heard the words of his assistant j, he was stunned at first, then frowned and looked at the coffee cup in the other party's hand.
He was a little strange in his heart, so he took another step forward and approached the other party's cup to smell it. When he smelled some strange special "scent" smell, he quickly changed his face, then grinned, and quietly took a small step without saying a word.
"uh-huh?"
"k, what's wrong with you? Is there any problem with this?"
J had no idea what the hell was doing. He himself also sniffed the cup in his hand curiously, and then took a small sip...
This is absolutely fine. The coffee is still warm, just put in that small strange silver metal thermos pot. It smells quite fragrant, tastes bad, very delicate, and has a long taste... It is obvious that the four insects must have put some thoughts on it? Anyway, in the opinion of j, the cup in its hand is definitely not inferior to those of the best products!!
“j!!”
"Listen to me, if I were you, I would throw away that thing immediately, and swear that I would never touch any silver 'coffee pot' placed in Table Mountain again?!"
Seeing that the other party dared to drink, Agent K took a small step back without a trace. After getting a little further away from the other party, he rarely raised a small arc at the corner of his mouth, and then stared at the companion in front of him who had become gradually uneasy under his eyes.
"What's your look?"
Gulu! Gulu!
"Really! I think this thing is delicious. If you don't want it, I won't leave it for you. I can drink at least two more drinks!!"
Although he felt that the companion in front of him suddenly became a little strange, after he smelled the cup mouth in his hand again and confirmed that there was no problem with the things inside, he couldn't figure it out, so he simply raised his head and drank it all, and then signaled the drinks to the other party.
He definitely didn't let go of such a good thing! So, although he still didn't understand why Boss K said that strange thing just now, he still didn't change his previous attempt to fight, that is: to drink all the good things left by the insects!
“…”
Although the truth of the matter may be a bit cruel, after thinking about it, K was finally ready to tell the other party a very bad fact ruthlessly:
“j…”
"I'll tell you this..."
"As we all know, the digestive systems of most aliens are different, and the digestive organs of the insects are very different from those of us humans? Therefore, they actually cannot completely digest the food of our earthlings... In fact, for example, coffee, they usually only drink a taste and digest and absorb a small part of the caffeine?"
"Then……"
Speaking of this, K saw the face of the assistant in front of him and found that the other party gradually became a little ugly, he paused and prepared to continue organizing the language...
Obviously, the other party is not stupid and seems to have realized something?
But, be prepared to do what the person can do to the end, or plan to explain things thoroughly so as not to make such a low-level mistake next time?
“Um…”
"Then most of the food they drink, including coffee, will be pulled out intact? Of course, they must have some of their body fluids and secreted excrement, which is definitely impossible to avoid..."
"And the silver 'coffee pot' inside with a special mark is actually their special toilet? You also know that their size is so big that it is definitely not suitable to share the bathroom with us humans... You may not know that under normal circumstances, other agents will not touch that thing, but you..."
"You actually took the initiative to drink that thing?!"
After suppressing the smile, he said this and explained the matter clearly clearly, K happily hugged his arm, and looked pale at someone who was already secretly covering his neck with his other hand, as if he was preparing to make some move and finally joked.
Agent K did not lie, because that is indeed the fact. Almost all the agents and employees in black know this kind of thing! Why don’t you know it until now, and no one reminds you... Maybe it’s because the other party’s performance has been too bad recently and has made mistakes repeatedly, so that his popularity has never been very good?
But it doesn't matter. As long as he sees what the other party does wrong, he will always correct it in time, just like now?!
“Um…”
"Please, please wait..."
The face was getting more and more ugly. Now he didn't care about continuing to talk to his boss K. He stared with his eyes wide, covered his mouth, and threw down the empty cup he had just drunk on the table by the door, and rushed directly into the bathroom...
‘Haha~!’
Swish! Grizzle!!
‘Hmm~!!’
Soon, there were waves of flushing sounds and the tragic sound of some unlucky guy vomiting...
Dear! Dear!
"Don't worry, you've been vaccinated, and that thing is not poisonous, and you can't die if you drink it!"
"Believe me, you are definitely not the first person to drink that kind of thing by mistake. They have proven to be harmless. You don't have to be so nervous at all?"
He shook his head, walked slowly to the bathroom door, and then gently knocked on the metals. He was very rare and comforted an assistant inside with some gloating pleasure.
'vomit!!'
‘k…you, have you drunk it too?’
It took a long time before the voice of a weak agent came from inside.
Obviously, J is in a bad mood now. He just leaned against the door and watched the excitement of the aliens and the good mood when ridiculing other aliens all disappeared! However, if he could confirm his partner and his boss K had drunk that thing by mistake before, maybe he wouldn't be in a bad mood?
After all, if that happens, no one will laugh at anyone in the future...
"I?"
"No! No! No! No! I stayed in our mib organization for many years earlier than the bugs. I know all their habits. I have studied them for a while back then, but I have seen them eat and pull things with my own eyes many times! By the way, the silver toilet you poured out was a specially customized one for them by me. How could I accidentally drink that kind of thing?"
For K, who has worked with Boss Z for more than 40 years, it is obviously not possible to drink accidentally.
In fact, during the years when the Bugs were doing odd jobs in various employee lounges, he would not drink any fresh hot coffee that was not poured out of the coffee machine, nor would he easily eat any despicable things that passed through the Bugs' hands and looked wrong?!
'vomit!!'
Swish! Grizzle!!
The sound of vomiting and flushing came from the bathroom again...
Obviously, what K just said was a cruel fact for an agent who was in a turbulent situation... because, that meant that his luxury of seeking comfort and balance had been lost.
It is conceivable that many staff agents who passed by and saw him pouring coffee from a silver 'coffee pot' are now not sure how to laugh at him in private!
No wonder...
No wonder he always felt that the eyes of those passing guys who were reluctant to speak were not right. He thought they were jealous of him as a temporary worker... And, the female agent who had been staring at him just now, even thought that the other party was interested in him, the handsome guy J... But how could it be that the truth was like this bad?
Dear!
Dear! Dear!
"Hey! Is it a little okay? j... It's time for us to perform the task, please hurry up?"
After waiting for a while, and not hearing more noises from inside, Agent K raised his hand and knocked on the iron door of the bathroom three times, and urged him impatiently.
He came here not to have sex with the other person or chat with him, but because there is a relatively safe and easy task that requires them to handle, and it is also a very free and comfortable task that doesn't matter whether it succeeds or fails?
‘Wait, wait a moment…’
‘Boss k…’
'vomit……'
‘I remember…then, didn’t that old man say, can we move freely and rest for a day today?’
‘Cough cough…drip!!’
A burst of weak vomiting and coughing sounds came from it. Obviously, a certain agent J was in a bad mood now, and seemed to be not very interested in going out to perform tasks in this state?
Fortunately, he didn't go home just now, otherwise he would have to run back in a hurry now!
However, j now wishes he had chosen to go home just now. In that case, he would probably not drink the damn waste from the damn worm aliens!!
God testified that he hated those four guys more and more!
I really regret it. Why did I just want to stay at the headquarters and prepare to study the relevant knowledge of those aliens?
"You're right!"
"But we need to recruit a new agent in black now... You know, because Boss Z and the senior executives discussed it and felt that letting that little guy do whatever he wanted outside was not a big deal, so I wanted to find some serious things for her to do?"
To put it bluntly, it is actually Z and the big guys of other organizations who think that the little girl has strong abilities and potential. Although the other party is not very capable of making trouble, no one can deny the fact that the other party has helped them a lot of help from the man in black many times?
Moreover, for so long, those Xie Lailong aliens have never appeared again. They thought that the other party was probably busy with other things and would not come to Earth again in a short period of time, so they resolutely decided to squeeze the value of the alien girl!
First, they can prevent the other party from continuing to wander around and causing trouble. Second, they can also make full use of the other party's powerful combat ability to do things for them in black?
after all,
The other party once fought against more than 100 "Xie Lailong" soldiers and a small space warship alone, which everyone can see!
Dear! Dear!
Click!
“…”
Agent K just wanted to continue knocking on the door and urge him, but suddenly, the iron door of the bathroom was opened from the inside by his partner.
"Little guy?"
"You mean Annie? We are going to recruit a guy that young as her? But she is only eight years old this year..."
After the iron gate was suddenly opened, the agent J, who had water stains on his face, finally poked out half of his body from inside, and asked incredibly the k outside.
"Of course it's her!"
"But this matter is up to her to decide. Although our organization cannot keep her forever, it will not force her."
K knows what the upper class means, it is nothing more than to better monitor the little girl, so that the other party can have something to do, and use his energy to make some contribution to the earth, so that he will not walk the dog and make birds or cause trouble all day long, so as not to cause them greater disasters?
Moreover, they also have sufficient reasons to believe that if the other party is really willing to accept the recruitment, they only need to arrange more tasks for the other party. Maybe when the little guy is upset and he will sneak away. Maybe he may not be sure!
If that's the case, then the men in black are too worry-free!!
Because their headquarters just got a news that it was that the little guy who actually kidnapped a legal alien today? In short, this kind of thing is very unfavorable to their work in black. They can't explain some things clearly to that little guy. Therefore, after various reasons, we finally got what we are today, and we need to recruit the other party and make the other party a glorious agent in black.
ps:
Most of the above content is purely his own personal guess. Boss z did not explain to him in detail what he thought...
"Are you better now?"
"If it's done, go and prepare quickly. We'll set off after lunch! But I think you may not have the appetite to have lunch?"
The happy agent K looked up and down at the current miserable partner. Looking at the other party's dark face and water-stained front panel, he endured it and finally couldn't help but grin and laughed.
It's strange that Agent K is in a surprisingly good mood now?
so,
He felt that it was very likely that today's mission would be unexpectedly smooth, allowing the little guy Anne, who had nothing to do all day, to throw himself into the arms of their Mib Black SWAT police, to become one of them, and to fight for the safety of the earth until the other party stumbles his hands and runs home?
“…”
"k! It's not your style to gloat others!"
After taking a deep breath, I felt that everything in my stomach seemed to have been vomited out by me. Finally, J hesitated for a while, before shaking his head and walked out of the bathroom with a dark face.
It can be imagined that in the next period of time, Agent J will definitely become the laughing stock in the headquarters of the man in black! So, until it was useless to hide, I decided to face the cruel fact and prepare to accept anyone's malicious or non-malice ridicule?
"I'm not gloating!"
k He just felt happy, so he wanted to laugh from the bottom of his heart... And gloating things would definitely not happen to him, an old employee who is rigorous in doing things, kind-hearted, pragmatic and hard-working, and not good at speaking!
“…”
This is also an old bastard...
J with a dark face, obviously he didn't believe the honest man in front of him who opened his eyes and lies! Because, if it weren't for gloating, the other party's dead face, which should have been cold, now he looked like he was smiling and didn't want to hide it at all. What was going on?!
However, now that there is a new task, J, who is optimistic and open-minded, does not want to experience the other party as a general experience!!
‘We’re here.’
'Hahaha!'
'Did you see it? The guy who came to Earth just now is really interesting!'
‘I saw it too, there was no brain in its head?’
‘Then what the hell is it thinking, butt?’
'Ha ha ha ha……'
‘Oh? Someone is lazy and can’t go to work here?’
Just as j and k were about to leave the small black-clothed staff's rest room, the insects, who were standing up with their shoulders and only as high as adult knees, were talking loudly about something, and laughing unscrupulously and walked in side by side.
‘Hi~!k?’
‘There are still unlucky guys?!’
‘Hello you guys!!!’
The four voices of greeting each other sounded in unison, and under the friendly wave of K and the glare of a black-faced agent who had always had a dark face or became darker, they immediately walked to the table and quickly climbed up the legs of the table.
‘??’
‘No! Look at it? Our baby is gone!’
'What?!'
‘It's really gone…’
‘…’
‘Hey! k, and j! Does anyone see which bastard has moved the fertilizer we have stored for several days?’
‘Oh! No!’
'We are going to continue to let it ferment for a few more days before we use it to water the flowers. What should we do now? Boss z will definitely deduct our salary severely!!'
‘We took these to save for several days…’
‘It’s over…’
After the four insects ran to the table, they saw their toilet that had been moved by someone as soon as possible. Then, curiously, after coming over to see clearly, they started to wail in unison.
There is no doubt that they all confirmed that their treasures were moved by others...
Now, maybe they can only restock the toilet, and then wait for another ten days and half a month, and after the re-fermentation is completed, they can use it to water the beautiful cannibal flower from them, the insect stars... I don’t know if it will die of malnutrition in advance?
“!!”
"Sorry, I'll go and wash your hands first..."
After hearing the words of the four damn insects, he heard that what he was drinking was the thing that the other party had fermented for several days. Agent J's black face changed drastically again. Then he first begged for forgiveness, and then turned his head and rushed into the bathroom.
'vomit!!'
Swish! Grizzle!!
The intense vomiting and the sound of flushing the toilet started to sound clearly in the bathroom that never closed the door.
The agent J in black inside was kneeling on the ground, holding the toilet, vomiting like a drunken man, as if he was spitting out overnight dinner or bile...
‘??’
‘Hey! What’s wrong with him?’
'I have no idea……'
‘Did you eat something wrong? It is said that the big nose human head fish cannot be eaten by Earthlings because it will cause vomiting!’
‘…’
‘Hey! Guess, is it because he drank the pot of flower fat we fermented?’
At this time, a little bug who was checking the silver 'coffee pot' style toilet suddenly made a sound and guessed in an extremely bad tone.
‘No way?’
‘Is there such a stupid guy at our Black headquarters? You dare to eat even our kind of thing?!’
"vomit!!"
Perhaps because he heard the discussion of the four insects, a black-clothed agent lying in the bathroom made a sad and choked vomiting sound.
‘…’
‘Hey! Look! Maybe he really drank it…’
‘Ah hahahaha!!’
‘Hey~hey...’
‘This is really fun. The unlucky guy j drank the fermented flower fertilizer...ah, no, my stomach was a little cramped...hehe...hahaha...'
There is no doubt that from K's face, from someone's reaction and sound in the bathroom, and from the residue in an empty coffee cup on the table, the four little bugs quickly deduced the fact that a shocking insect was!
then,
They began to lie on the table, rolling all over the table and laughing loudly...
The sun is a little sunny at noon, and the temperature outside is probably already over 30 degrees. Under such circumstances, most people in the city either stay in their air-conditioned offices, or stay in shopping malls, schools or their respective homes, enjoying the convenience brought to their lives by the cold wind-blown home equipment.
However, unlike the places in the city where the large number of air-conditioning units are venting hot winds and causing higher temperatures, unlike this manor castle with wide floors in the mountains outside the suburbs, the environment here is relatively cool, especially under the shade of big trees by the small pond and lake?
"hey-hey……"
(*`*)
"Dogs, you must be careful with it. Never let it run away again!"
(><)
Under the shade of the tree, a blond girl wearing a small red skirt was yelling at a beetle dog that was forced to the roots of the tree and trembled.
just,
By accident, the bell dog in front of him bit off the rope and escaped from the castle...
If it weren't for the two big wolfdogs who had been patrolling the manor who had been trying their best to find and catch it, maybe when some nap came out of her room, the other party would have run away again!
"Listen, next time, if it dares to escape, you will bite off its dog legs directly!!"
u`u(へ)
Anne was a little angry now because she didn't expect that the hateful alien dog beetle that she had touched and caught back yesterday, actually learned to escape from prison? And, almost made it succeed?
‘Wang!’
‘Wow!’
The two big wolfdogs, which had been captured by Queen Anne's meat during this period, have become extremely obedient recently, so after barking twice, they pretended to be a fierce look of grinning and maliciously approached a beetle dog that was surrounded by them and blocked here for more than two hours.
Their meaning is very obvious, that is:
Everything is done by the order of a little girl! If the other party asks them to patrol, they will never take a nap. If the other party asks them to catch dogs, they will never catch bullfrogs in the pool or by the small lake!
"Woo...Wool!?"
u`u
"Queen Anne...you just spare the younger one..."
"I don't seem to offend you much. Why have you been unable to get along with the young man recently?"
;'`
Under the coercion of the two dogs, the alien dog Frank had to speak out loudly and beg for mercy.
It never thought that it had been a good life with its own heart cat, but why could this terrible little girl find it in such a big city and forcibly kidnapped it and its heart cat together to this remote manor?
"Just say it, what else do you want?"-
`-
The alien dog Frank is helpless now, so he doesn't plan to run away now. Anyway, he will definitely not be able to run away from the two big wolf dogs. He will definitely be helpless if he fights, because all his weapons have been confiscated, and it took him a lot of effort to bite the rope just now!
Therefore, now it wants to see what the little human in front of it wants?
“…”
(`)
"It's not so much, I just want to see if you can't teach them these two stupid dogs to speak human words?"
('w
He blinked and frowned. After a while, little Annie asked seriously, pointing at the two big-tailed wolfdogs with long tongues on the side, waving their tails.
Why did she catch this alien dog Frank? Actually, she didn't know... Anyway, she caught it on a whim? Of course, there was also the shorthaired cat she bought and kidnapped by her back.
But she didn't like the cat, so she left it at home after taking it back. I don't know whether the other party is sleeping on the roof of the castle or running to the forest alone to catch mice?
"Teach, teach them these two idiots to speak?!"
⊙`⊙
Frank was stunned, then subconsciously turned his head to look at the German black-backed shepherd dogs with a figure that was several times bigger than him and had long teeth.
"Wang!"
"Stop touching, you'd better kill me now!"
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After making a fuss, Frank, who felt that he could not escape, simply lay on the ground and was not ready to resist at all.
Its meaning is very clear, that is, it is impossible to teach dogs to speak. There is one alien dog life, so you can take it if you want it!
"Why not teach?"
Little Annie, who felt a little strange, stretched out her foot and kicked the other person's fleshy little body.
"Wang!"
"I can speak human language because I came from aliens when I was a alien who looked like a dog! I am a high-level intelligent creature, but they are dogs on the earth. There is a difference between humans and dogs. They will never be able to learn to speak!!"
"If you don't believe it, you can try to teach them yourself?"
··;
Frank turned his head to the other side, and continued to lie on the ground, raising the corpse in the cool shade of the trees, not intending to say more.
"Of course I can teach them!"
(,,,,)snort!
"But... forget it, I won't explain so much to you!!"
(●vwv●)
She can indeed have a way to make those big wolf dogs speak human words, but she won't do that!
Because, Annie doesn't want these aliens or earthlings to know that she can magic. Who makes those guys unwilling to believe it and laugh at her all the time?
"Hello!"
(σ`д′)σ
"Just tell me, are you teaching?"
(_)
Although the two dogs at home are now very obedient and well-behaved, they sometimes cannot perfectly understand her orders without using their own power... So, in order to allow themselves to often take two evil dogs to bully others and bully those bad guys, Anne still thinks it is better to let this alien dog Frank teach them.
After all, they are all dogs, so they must have some common language.
"Not taught!!"
⊙`⊙
Frank's answer was very decisive!
But soon, it felt a bad breath in the air, and looked up at the two next to it, slowly approaching with saliva flowing in its mouth, as if it was preparing to teach itself a lesson to flatter a little girl, and felt that the good dog would not suffer the loss in front of it, so it quickly spoke up and said:
"It's not that I don't want to teach it! It's really impossible to teach it..."
"Boss Anne, they are dogs, I am aliens, we are not the same species, please spare the younger ones..."
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The alien dog Frank began to beg for mercy with a sad face. He was really afraid of this alien girl who did things in a bad way and had a bad temperament!
“Eh?”
∑(△)?!
"Why are the two of them here again..."
(·-·*)
Finally, little Anne, who had not achieved her goal, no longer paid attention to an alien dog, but looked into the distance.
There, a black car rushed towards this side at high speed, and drove directly to the lawn, leaving two ugly wheel tracks, and drove directly towards them at high speed.
Scream!!
Soon, the sound of the old and ugly old car brakes still sounded, and then two black-clad agents with sunglasses walked out of the open car door.
"Hi! Anne, we're meeting again!"
Agent K, who was the first to walk out of the driver's seat, stared at him with his cute big green eyes blinking, and kept staring at him. The little girl with big big eyes that could speak with inquiries and puzzled expressions in her speech.
Then he looked at the small-trumpet beaded surrounded by one man and two dogs.
"Hello, Frank, why are you here too?"
When I opened my eyes and told lies, I knew better than anyone else why the other party was here. I didn’t point out the reason why the other party was here, but instead gave me a greeting in surprise.
Fortunately, seeing this alien dog Frank who was forcibly "kidnapped" by the little girl and kidnapped, and seeing this interstellar political diplomatic expert and an old friend who is proficient in various ethnic and state affairs in the Milky Way is still fine, I felt relieved in my heart.
Although he didn't think that the alien girl Anne would do anything to the other party, he still had basic worries... After all, if that little girl accidentally killed the other party, it would be another trouble!
"Wang?!"
"Hello k! And you, Agent j!!"
⊙`⊙
Seeing that the person coming was his old friend, the alien dog Frank finally stopped lying on the ground and thrust his body, but jumped up quickly and ran behind the two of them, hid behind the feet of agent J, and then breathed a sigh of relief and said hello to the two of them as if they were relieved.
"Hi……"
"Hello Anne, and Frank..."
Agent J, who was a few steps behind, also greeted the alien friends present, but his movements and tone sounded a little listless, and smoothly attracted more attention from the little girl and the alien dog Frank.
“…”
"You guys are fine too, Uncle K and his black-skinned jshu..."
Anne raised the claws of her bear, Tibers, and shook at the two visiting monsters, before squinting and glaring at a stupid dog hiding behind.
If the other party thinks that a savior is coming now and a helper is coming, then it is a big mistake! As long as she thinks, she has a way to deal with that self-righteous stupid guy!
“…”
"j, your face doesn't look very good. What's wrong? Did you eat something wrong?"-
`-
The dog's nose is very flexible, so the alien dog Frank just shook his nose slightly and easily smelled the unpleasant sour and smelled vomit on the other party's body.
“!!”
"Frank! Never mention that thing in front of me again, forever!!"
J grabbed the hair on the other person's back and picked it up, threatening to the other person's confused dog face with gritted teeth.
It took him a long time to throw the other party back to the grass again...
“???”
"I just said something I shouldn't say?"
`?
The alien dog Frank looked confused and had no idea what was going on.
"It's best if you don't know!!"
j doesn't want to say too much about his scandals. As the saying goes, family scandals are not made public. Although the other party will definitely know about it in the future, at least now, he can still give a little exclamation in front of the other party, right?
“…”
(`)
"Hey! Uncle k, what's wrong with you here this time?"
(vv)
These two people obviously came with a purpose, so after seeing that they felt that they could not deal with the stupid dog for the time being, Annie decided to deal with the visiting two people first and send the other party away first?
"certainly!!"
"Annie, this is actually the case..."
I didn't plan to make too much polite with the little girl because I knew that there would be no meaning in that way. After seeing a kidnapped alien dog expert, he told me in detail about the reason why they came here...
Anyway,
The rough thing is: seeing that it is not a big deal for the person in black to continue to let some aliens be allowed to be punished by a little girl who is difficult to discipline, so he prepared to appease the other party and find a little thing for the other party to do so, so as not to cause trouble everywhere or cause trouble when he is full and has nothing to do?
“Huh?”
Σ( ̄д ̄;)
"Are you joining the man in black? Actually, it's not impossible...but..."
(w)
Annie felt that she still needed to think about it first, because she was not sure if this kind of thing was fun?
(…)
(● ̄ ̄●)
But it probably isn't a big problem...
After all, adding it will not die if you add it casually, and it will not be restricted. At worst, she will just leave if you get tired of it! After all, when she was on another earth, she had joined S.H.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E
"Wait! Agent k..."
"Boss k! Do you guys in black still lack detectives? How do you think I, a detective, are you? You know, I, Frank, are an interstellar political diplomatic expert, proficient in various ethnic and state affairs in the Milky Way...a good dog?!"-
`-
When he found that the two agents in black were coming to recruit new detectives, Frank, who felt that the opportunity was not to be missed, suddenly jumped up from the grass, and then his two dog paws lay on the knee of Agent K, and his little tail kept shaking, and he asked hurriedly while spitting out his long tongue.
It was not unwilling to apply for the job of the Man in Black, an alien assistant of the Earth's "foreign-related" organization, but in that case, it would start with chores, just like the bastards of the four insects? Those four poor little guys have been doing chores for many years and have not yet reached the hope of detectives in Black...
So, Frank decided to take a different approach and take this opportunity to take the ride from a little alien girl and directly climb to the world and become a glorious black-clothed dog agent on Earth. At that time, when he stays on Earth and returns, he will be more face-saving, right?!
“Eh?!”
∑(△)?!
"that……"
"Anyway, there is nothing to do recently, so join your men in black as a police detective!!"
(^^*))))
Originally, Little Anne wanted to think about it again, but when she saw a certain alien stupid dog, Frank, who was so active that she wanted to join and thought it might be fun, she did not waste her time and directly raised her right hand to show that Queen Anne was generously joining their organization of the weirdos who liked to wear black clothes!
But what about...
She wouldn't tell these people that she wanted to play when she joined in, and if it wasn't fun then, she would run away and go to another world, and they wouldn't even think about finding her again!!
(…)
"very good"
Now, even K didn't expect that their recruitment would be so smooth? So, in his happiness, he decided happily to recruit Frank, an alien dog who was rubbing hard on his trouser legs, and directly gathered a team of alien detective partners?
Chapter completed!