“…”
(ー`??ー)
Seeing a visiting young lady working in her kitchen and making the kitchen utensils that seemed extremely advanced compared to this world, Little Annie expressed a little doubt. She didn't really believe that the other party could make something that could be eaten and satisfying herself, just like the little white in her family!
However, after looking at it for a while, she didn't intend to express her expectations, so she had to sit on the sofa again and continue to chew on her snacks.
Since the battle in Xiqi City, a bad little girl who has gained a lot of strange little toys (magic weapons). After nothing to do, she returned to the top of Izumi Peak in Cuiping Mountain, she naturally returned to her ideal and happy lifestyle of eating, sleeping, and fighting bears.
(…)
??????????Um???
Clang!!
The sound of something falling to the ground and shattering sounded. Obviously, it must have been the young lady who brought a dish or porcelain to the ground...
But it doesn't matter. Anyway, the other party is a god and a Daluo Golden Immortal. Even if he doesn't have a low-level and efficient spell like "Recovery of Ruchu", the other party must have other good solutions, including Taoist techniques and immortal techniques to clear or restore the broken plate.
So, lying on the sofa and watching cartoons in this world of immortal cultivation, Little Annie is not worried about the things in the kitchen at all, just pretending to be a sound!
Bang!!
This time, the sound was even louder. I don’t know what happened to the floor. Anyway, it was definitely not a fragile thing like plates or glasses, because Anne didn’t hear the broken sound.
“…”
(lll￢￢)
"Hey! Sister Bixiao, are you sure you really know how to cook?!"
∑(??△)?!
Finally, after watching TV for a while, listening to the huge noises coming from the kitchen, for the sake of her supper, Little Annie still felt that if she didn't want to deal with fruits or snacks casually, it would be better to ask a little bit?
"certainly……"
puff!!
Some soft object fell to the hard kitchen floor and made a sound.
"No problem! Don't worry!"
The voice of the fairy Bixiao from Sanxian Island came from the kitchen, but the other party's tone was a little quick and a little annoyed. Obviously, things were not as simple as she said?
"Um……"
(????v??v??v???)
"Then I want to eat steak rice today! The steak needs three large pieces, the soup should be more, and no eggs, but the rice can be slightly less?"
(??ˉ??ˉ)????°
If it was white rice, Little Annie would definitely not like to eat it, even if there was a dish!
However, if it is the kind of soup made of steak to pour rice, just put two more pieces of thick steak, then pour a little more delicious soup, and then a few fresh vegetables, she will still be reluctant to eat a large plate!
After all, the kind of pollution-free, pesticide-free, fertilizer-free, genetically modified rice and vegetables are also good, and they are definitely much better than the insects produced on the earth that are seriously polluted in later generations!
“…”
"I can't cook steak rice..."
After a while, when little Annie thought the other party was already working hard and was about to click on the next cartoon, the angry voice of Miss Bixiao came from the kitchen.
"Then you need to stew the beef with potatoes, but you have to cut the beef a little bit, and the potatoes a little bit bit?!"
(??????????????)
Indeed, Annie thought about it herself and felt that steak rice was really too complicated for the beginner and the spicy girl Bixiao, so she had to order a super simple one.
“…”
"I don't know this either..."
Another faint voice came out, and at the same time, the sound in the kitchen stopped. Obviously, some careless and picky little girl had a little stumped Bixiao.
"That's how..."
??˙??˙)!!
"Then roast beef is OK, right? But remember to put less chili and cumin, but you can put more peppers?!"
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“!!”
“Not this…”
A certain sound coming from the kitchen became a little smaller, but the resentment seemed to be getting louder and louder?
“Really…”
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"I can't do this, nor that, then you dare to say you can cook?"
??????????????????
Little Annie looked disgusted and waved her hand to turn off the TV. She held the pillow on the sofa and buried her little head in the soft pillow.
really……
That little sister Bixiao didn’t know how to cook at all. She shouldn’t have had too much expectations for the other party just now, and she shouldn’t have let the other party cook dinner for her instead of Xiaobai!!
"Damn little guy!"
"You must have done it on purpose, right? I just came from Sanxian Island. I caught two big crabs, a big prawn and a shark on the way. I have never said there is beef! Now choose one of three, which one do you want to eat?!"
Finally, Fairy Bixiao, who couldn't help but feel resentment, tied her apron and turned out from the slightly messy kitchen. She was also holding a half-cooked prawn in her hand, chopping off the sea crab that could claw people and a little white shark with eyesight that could be resentful.
Fairy Bixiao said that she had no beef here. If the other party really wanted to eat it, she could consider going out and slaughtering the cowhead spirit guarding the mountain gate, and then cut it into two slices to bring it back!
“…”
=??????????(?????*)
"I've eaten sharks a few times, but they're not very delicious. I'd better eat prawns and crabs..."
=???????(?????????`;)
Seeing the other party's angry look, there was no way. After staring at the other party's angry and dirt-filled face for two seconds, she had to reluctantly choose crabs and prawns.
"Remember that the shrimps need to be shelled and braised, and the crabs need to be steamed!"
o(*??︶??*)o
"that……"
"Miss Bixiao, why did you cut off all the pliers of that big crab?!"
??)????uh-huh?
After making the choice, Little Annie, who felt that the big crab just now seemed to be a little wrong, then she asked curiously again.
“…”
"If you have been clamped, you will definitely be like me, and you can't wait to chop up the pinches of each crab before cooking it!"
After immersing for a while, a voice full of resentment floated out.
"ah?"
(,,???????,,)
(…)
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"By the way!"
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"Sister Bixiao, are your eldest sister Yunxiao, Qiongxiao and Uncle Zhao Gongming? Why don't you bring them with you when you come here to play?!"
o(???????????)o??
A few days ago, Little Annie had already found the twenty-four Dinghai Divine Beads from the messy magic weapons poured out of the Hunyuan Jin Dou, and then used the twenty-four marble-like things to form the twenty-four meridians of the human body to reshape the body of Uncle Zhao Gongming, just like the Nezha she had seen before?
However, what she did was much better than the Nezha who was pinched with lotus flowers and lotus leaves! Anyway, Uncle Zhao was so excited at that time that he couldn't wait to leave and run back to practice the next day. He knew that today, Miss Bixiao came here to visit her again!
“…”
"Brother Zhao Gongming is practicing in seclusion. He must adapt to his new innate Taoist body earlier. Sister Qiongxiao will protect him on Sanxian Island, and he is temporarily inseparable..."
"Sister Yunxiao, she had already visited Biyou Palace yesterday to meet Master Tongtian Sect Master, and may not have come back now!"
As the sound of busy pots and pans sounded in the kitchen, Bixiao's sound that became relaxed and pleasant again came out again.
"oh……"
"So that's how it is..."
(????????????)????
At this time, outside the foothills of Kunlun Mountain...
Swish!!
Suddenly, a light sound came from the air. Deng Chanyu, who had been waiting in this nameless valley for a long time, finally waited for the figure of a little kid. Then, while she was shocked, she hurriedly met her after confirming that the person was intact.
"Why did it take so long?"
"What's going on? Have you got the magic whip?!"
She waited here for two or three hours, and was worried about whether something happened. But now, seeing the other party coming back intact, she finally let go of the heart she had been holding and turned to care about the "Divine Whip".
"Of course I got it. I have failed in the middle of my career. Look?"
Nezha took out the magic whip and stuffed it directly into Deng Chanyu's hand.
The Divine Whip is one of the treasures of the Ancestral Sect. It is made of a wooden whip collected by Yuanshi Tianzun from the Kunlun Mountains. It is three feet, six inches and five minutes long, with twenty-one sections. Each section has four top-grade talisman seals, which add up to eighty-four talisman seals. It is a magic weapon against immortals and gods below the Daluo Golden Immortal. It is said that it is one with the Gods List. In the future, it will be dedicated to the top-grade talismans?
However, Nezha did not confirm this statement. After all, he had not started to be a god yet, so he didn't know what was going on.
"You may not know that Xiao Chanyu, that Jiang Ziya is really too difficult to deal with!!"
"I just asked him casually, but who would have thought that the guy was so eloquent and had a lot of fallacies. Fortunately, I am not a real Heavenly Lord, otherwise, I would be really shameless to continue asking him for this thing?!"
Thinking about Jiang Ziya, who seemed to be full of defense, counter-argument and other skills, Nezha couldn't help but secretly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. If he hadn't known that the other party had nothing to do with the main god, he would almost think that the other party had exchanged those useless skills!
Fortunately, in the end, he had not revealed his power. He directly used the majesty of the Heavenly Lord to force him to hand over the God-beating Whip and the Central Wuji Xinghuang Banner. At least he could buy one and get one free and earn a powerful magic weapon? Unfortunately, he didn't dare to carry the Wuji Xinghuang Banner with him, let alone use it. He just made up his mind and sold it to the main god directly when he returned to Cuiping Mountain! He felt that the Central Wuji Xinghuang Banner is one of the five innate flags, and his defense ability is second only to the second defense magic weapon of the Xuanhuang Linglong Tower of the Heaven and Earth. Even if the main god is dark, he can still sell a sect contribution point of 1.8 million, right?
But he wouldn't talk about this matter with Xiao Chanyu in front of him, otherwise the other party would have a 2-1-plus-5 match with him and half of the meeting. Then he just took such a big risk to cheat one more magic weapon, which would be too worth it!
"Is this the God-Whip?"
Looking at the light wooden whip in his hand, Deng Chanyu waved it, not thinking that it was strange or powerful.
"It should be right. I became the Heavenly Lord. That Jiang Ziya, can he still dare to fool me if he fakes me?"
"But the eighty-four talisman seals on this thing all require Yuqing Taoist Technique and mantra to sacrifice and refine. Even I don't know how to do it. You'd better not to make random gestures. Let's go back to Cuiping Mountain first. This place is too dangerous. If you are discovered, we can't even take it!!"
After looking around, Nezha, who had just done something wrong, always felt that there seemed to be a pair of eyes looking at him. He felt that there were soldiers in his arms, but he still felt that it might be safer to run back to Izuyun Peak, Cuiping Mountain, where the Great Immortal was suppressed by the fire god and the main god.
“!!”
"Yes! It's not safe here, let's go back directly with the master's spell!!"
After saying that, Deng Chanyu didn't wait for Nezha to react, and got the God-beating Whip. She was about to go back and hand over the mission and cut 95,000 sect contribution points, so she used the Flame Art and used the Shadow Flame skill of returning to the Master's Sect to disappear directly into a dark flame.
"Hey! Wait for me!!"
Immediately afterwards, the little Nezha who cheated on another magic weapon and was preparing to go back to make a fortune also disappeared into a dark flame.
...
Since the Qingniu spirit, the mount of the Taishang Laojun, that is, the mount of the mount of the horned green bull or the mount of the horned green bull, was captured alive by the pet giant bear of a little girl, the flame giant immortal, during the battle in Xiqi City, there is no green bull spirit in this world. Instead, it has been replaced by the unicorn king who holds a steel gun with infinite power, great power, and three heads and six arms, and overwhelming power!
Of course, it is also fortunate that the green bull spirit has become a spirit, and it will also spit out words at critical moments, praying for mercy and spare life. Otherwise, in the water-drop-shaped beautiful "cave" special freezer of the Fire Immortal in the Izuiyun Peak of Cuiping Mountain, there may be many of its body parts and a piece of tender flesh on its body?
In short, the current Unicorn King no longer misses the days when he used to be a mount for Laojun...
Because, he now obtained the sect bracelet at the main god's Great Light Ball of Izumo Peak in Cuiping Mountain, and became a glorious disciple of the Great Flame Immortal. He lived a happy and free life, free and unrestrained life with the cows. He no longer had to miss the kind of days of sleeping in the cow pen and fighting wits and courage with the cows, and praying every day that the quiet and inactive Laojun can ride more, so that he can go out and let go out for the wind to live like the New Year.
He is now the one-horned king of the mountain protector of Izuyun Peak in Cuiping Mountain. He has served his iron rice bowl and received a fixed salary from the main god every day. That is more than 100 points of contribution points to the sect!
Anyway, he doesn't have to do anything now. After he wakes up and checks in every day, he just needs to wander around the mountain gate, doze off or brag and fuck with others. In addition, there are five insurances and one fund, various benefits and retirement pension subsidies. Even a free luxury house is available on the hillside of Izumo Peak, plus the super high salary of three days off for four days. It's simply no better place than this!
so,
Now the Unicorn King of Squirrel is very satisfied with his current life. He no longer wants to return to the Tushita Palace to be the kind of mount without Niu Power. He just wants to be his Unicorn King of Squirrel, just like the prison-breaking black dragon that escaped from the dungeon of the Dragon Palace. Now they rely on their own abilities, connections, good backgrounds, etc. After changing jobs or escaping from prison, they successfully got a great job in Cuiping Mountain.
“Hmm?!”
At this time, just a few days after joining the company, the one-horned king who had learned to cheat and cheat was dozing off near the teleportation point of the Hui sect in front of the mountain gate. While watching the disciples of Cuiping Mountain appear from the shadow flames and hurried to the sect station on the hillside, he was watching the Ritou waiting for shift time, suddenly, he saw a figure that made him feel a little impressed?
"Ha! The person who comes is stopping!"
Then, he suddenly remembered something, and he was clever and quickly picked up the steel gun in his hand. The bull's nose was gasping, and he jumped up ruthlessly and intercepted the other party.
“!!”
"Onehorned Squirrel King, what do you want to do when you block my way?!"
Deng Chanyu, who had just come out of the teleportation point of the Ichyun Peak Sect in Cuiping Mountain, was stopped by the other party before he could enter the mountain. He was so angry that he picked up his golden dragon double cuts, preparing to give a new guardian of the sect a good look?
Although, she also knew that with her abilities and abilities, she might not be the opponent of the other party...
"Why!!"
"Junior sister Chanyu, Lao Niu is not stopping you, Lao Niu, I am stopping him!"
Although, if it is in order of order, the nominal King of Unicorns should call Deng Chanyu as his senior sister? However, since there are too many disciples in Cuiping Mountain, basically no one can tell who comes first and whom later. Therefore, in general, they are mostly randomly arranged according to the years of Taoism or practice. Therefore, it is not wrong for the Nomadic King of Unicorns to call Deng Chanyu in front of him as his junior sister.
"Old Niu recognizes this guy!"
"He is a third generation disciple of the Anhui Sect, Nezha, the second disciple of Taiyi Zhenren of Jinguang Cave in Qianyuan Mountain. You should stay away from him, he may be a spy!!"
After waved the steel gun in his hand and stopped the gun head steadily in front of the forehead of a confused spy, the Unicorn King smiled proudly.
It’s time for him to make a contribution, right? Not long after he took office, he actually caught a spy!!
"ah?"
"You said I'm a spy?!!"
Nezha, who was firmly locked by the other party with the tip of the gun and breath, couldn't help but point at his nose with wide eyes and asked back with some amusement.
That's right, seriously, he is indeed a spy. Not only for Cuiping Mountain but also for Kunlun Mountain, does Nezha seem to be considered a master?
However, there are many people who know about this, including the little girl, the Fire Fairy. Therefore, he has long been accustomed to his identity, and others have also been used to it, and no one cares about this matter. After all, like him, it is not too rare in Cuiping Mountain, nor is it an isolated case. But why did this new and powerful green bull spirit mention this kind of thing that everyone has long understood?!
“…”
"Onehorned King, do you listen to me first?"
After hearing what the other party said, Deng Chanyu, who had finally come back to his senses for a while, finally understood what was going on, and then he reluctantly put away his weapon and prepared to explain the situation to the Qingniu Jing in front of him.
"alright!"
"Junior Sister Chanyu, this matter has nothing to do with you today. Get out of here and let Lao Niu capture this spy from Kunlun Mountain first!!"
The Unicorn King began to burst out with a sharp aura, ready to compete with Nezha, who is currently the strongest among the three generations of disciples of the Ayurvedic Sect!
"snort!"
"My master, I'm afraid you won't do it?"
Thinking that the other party wanted to make trouble, Nezha grabbed his fire spear without any hesitation, stepped on the hot wheel, and slowly floated up from the ground. After waiting for the same height as the other party, he was ready to fight with the guy in front of him!
"Hello!!"
"I said you..."
Deng Chanyu just wanted to dissuade him, but was soon overwhelmed by the noises of fellow senior brothers and sisters who were preparing to go up the mountain to return to the sect or passing by...
‘!!’
‘Okay! Green Bull Spirit, beat the little man who was abandoned all the time. I have long been upset when I see him!’
‘Old cow! Kill that little Nezha!!’
‘Brother Niu, beat him! Beat him!’
‘…’
'Brother Nezha, I'm optimistic about you, hurry up and teach that green bull spirit a lesson!!'
‘Come on, Brother Nezha!!’
‘Little Nezha is so cute. Of course, I support you with my senior sister. Don’t lose too early!’
‘Come on, the opening! The one-horned rhino king beat Nezha alone. If you buy Nezha, you will lose one and lose two, and if you buy Nezha, you will lose five!!’
‘…’
‘If I buy one hundred contribution points, it must be the old bull who wins!’
‘Eight hundred points, Nezha!’
‘Fifty o’clock, Nezha!’
‘Two hundred points, green bull!!’
‘One hundred nods! Nezha at forty!!’
‘…’
‘!!’
‘Hey! Senior Sister Chanyu, are you trying to make trouble?!’
‘I'm happy!!’
Chapter completed!