Sanhetu did not expect that his tough life would be more than a thousand years ahead of the original plan. He thought that it would last until 2000 AD before it would be gradually replaced, which undoubtedly increased his life span for a thousand years.
At this moment, it wanted to sing a song, twist its figure and show off its hot dance. Suddenly it thought that Chen Yue was the super bug. If this person had a disagreement, he would grit his teeth and make cement. He was afraid that the infancy would disappear into the long river of history before it passed.
Therefore, Sanhetu gritted his teeth and closed his muscles all over his body, showing his strong and cheap figure to the world at dawn.
Chen Yue was woken up by someone. He ate very full with a bamboo tube rice last night. It was cold outside, so he had to take a walk in the house to digest food.
It was really boring at night in the Western Han Dynasty. Only a few people might watch singing and dancing on the lamps, and most of them sleep when they are dark, so there are many children. No wonder the Han people in our Yangyang have recovered quickly after facing the devastating disasters for thousands of years. Think about the Huns, Turks and Khitans who have pursued our Han people in those years. What are the current situation? The only place in the world is Meng, and the Manchu tribes still exist.
No, the Huns were still threatening the frontier of the Han Dynasty at this moment, but they should have been crippled and could only grin and occasionally bully a small surrounding country. The Huns completely disappeared from the long river of history of China, which should be the matter after the establishment of the Western Regions Protectorate.
In fact, Chen Yue did not know that the entire disappearance of the Xiongnu was during the Southern and Northern Dynasties, and the demise of the Western Jin Dynasty was caused by the Xiongnu. According to historical records, in 304 AD, the Southern Xiongnu noble Liu Yuan raised an army to rebel against Jin; in 311 AD, the Xiongnu army captured Luoyang and captured Emperor Huai of Jin; in 316 AD, the Xiongnu army captured Chang'an and captured Emperor Min of Jin, and the Western Jin Dynasty was destroyed; in 318 AD, Liu Yao proclaimed himself emperor in Chang'an and established the Xiongnu Empire for the Former Zhao Empire. Moreover, this Xiongnu who destroyed the Western Jin Dynasty was the first Southern Xiongnu who surrendered to the Central Plains dynasty.
In 319 AD, Shi Le, the legendary leader of the Jie people, raised an army to rebel against the Former Zhao after grasping the entire northern part of China in the east. In 329 AD, the Jie people's army defeated the Former Zhao and captured Liu Yao. The demise of the Former Zhao was fatal to the Xiongnu people. After the demise of the Former Zhao, the Xiongnu people in the Pass lost their support, and they were constantly annexed and assimilated by other ethnic groups.
From then on, the Huns never appeared in history as a single national image.
Before going to bed, Chen Yue thought that Zhang Pengzu, as a playboy, was a second-generation official and a second-generation rich, failed. As the master craftsman he invited, Chen Yue took him to the club for a night of leisure, and even did not invite barbecue or mass-traded KTV Su K, which was too failed.
He had to go from children's songs to love songs, online divine songs to square dance music, and sang them all the things he remembered, and finally fell asleep with tears in his twitching.
While sleeping, Chen Yue heard someone calling "Expert", and from far to near, he dared to pull up a linen to cover his head.
As a result, in less than a minute, he felt the earthquake. First, there was a loud noise, and Chen Yue was sleeping on the floor, and he felt the vibration. Then, there was a man's scream of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The harsh sound made him unable to continue pretending to be asleep.
Chen Yue, who sat up, was laughed at the scene in front of him. Ding Er, the craftsman who opposed the loudest yesterday, rolled around in the middle of the house, and hugged his feet and held his head for a while, and screamed.
Chen Yue glanced at the room again and understood.
When he was resting last night, he habitually put the brazier at the door. Ding Er entered the door at a certain time too fast. He stepped on the brazier and fell to the ground without standing very steadily. His feet must have sprained and his head was broken.
The charcoal fire in the brazier had already been extinguished, but after Ding Er stepped on it, the charcoal ash dispersed all over the ground.
After seeing the situation clearly, Chen Yue could not remain indifferent and hurried forward to help Ding Er up.
Ding Er is about 1.7 meters tall, with large arms and round waist, dark skin, thick eyebrows and wide nose, and his hair is casually tied around his head. He often walks regardless of left and right, strides forward. Judging from his appearance and behavior, he is the kind of reckless man who is straightforward and can't speak in his mind.
"How is it, is it okay?" Chen Yue stepped forward and spoke in a standard polite way of caring for people in the southwest region. The main reason was that he felt that such a fierce man like Ding Er should be fine with this little bump.
"I'm sorry, I'm concerned." Ding Er was not polite, grabbed Chen Yue's hand and changed from being wading to sitting. He pointed to the ankle and said to Chen Yue, "I ran too fast just now. I didn't expect that there was a brazier at the door. However, I'm a thick man, and I didn't hurt my muscles and bones, but just a little skin injury. Don't worry, I just twisted my feet simply, and it would be inconvenient to walk in the past two days, and it would be better in three or five days. I wonder why the brazier put the brazier at the door?"
He said something that made Chen Yue feel embarrassed. According to Chen Yue's later ideas, if someone falls in your house, your house will be responsible for a considerable mistake.
Chen Yue explained in a low voice: "Put the brazier at the door, the main reason is that the charcoal gas is too heavy and I feel uncomfortable. I was going to take it away after I woke up in the morning, but I didn't expect you to come so early and run so fast, so..."
"You're okay little husband."
Ding Er opened his cow's eyes wide and looked around. He found that the charcoal ash was not big, but he had a lot of it on himself. Then, he used the excuse that there was too much charcoal ash on his body and asked Chen Yue to sit back on the floor to prevent his clothes from being stained with charcoal ash.
Chen Yue disagreed. He thought Ding Er wanted to clean the charcoal ash in the house, so he sat back casually to see how he cleaned it and was preparing to run out of the house at any time. Everyone knew that the thing was cleaned, and if something was wrong, the house was filled with ashes.
After seeing Chen Yue sit down, Ding Er turned around, climbed on the ground and kowtowed quickly, shouting: "Please accept me as a disciple. I will definitely study hard. I will serve you as a teacher and father for the rest of my life."
The sound of kowtowing and the words of begging Ding Er to apprenticeship made Chen Yue very embarrassed. He had never encountered such a scene in his later life, so his first reaction was to help Ding Er up.
"Get up quickly, get up quickly." Chen Yue stepped forward and helped Ding Er up. He saw that although the other party's forehead was not bleeding, it was obviously bruised, which means that the kowtow was still very hard.
"Master, sit down quickly. I haven't served you wine yet!" Ding Er happily looked for wine everywhere.
Chen Yue was a little confused and said hurriedly: "Ding Er, what did I agree to your request to become a disciple? Besides, you are older than me. It is not appropriate for you to worship me as your disciple."
Ding Er picked up the kettle in the house and poured a bowl of water. He didn't care whether it was water or wine. He walked to Chen Yue and knelt down, held the bowl with both hands, and said loudly: "Master, please drink this bowl of wine."
Seeing that Chen Yue looked bad, he said, "Master, you helped me up with your own hands, just agree to accept me as a disciple."
Chen Yue is wearing yellow mud in his crotch. He is either shit or shit. People who don’t understand the rules are at a disadvantage. He doesn’t know if this rule is real, so he can only pinch his nose and recognize it.
However, Chen Yue was not ready to fully recognize him. He found that Ding Er was cunning and not as honest as he looked. He ran to his room, probably because he saw the brazier, and maybe he fell on purpose, so that he felt sympathy after seeing him injured, and then took the opportunity to become a disciple, and he would agree to his request in a confused manner.
So, when Chen Yue took Ding Er's bowl, when the other party was very happy, he spoke, "Since the rules are like this, I have to admit that you are my disciple. However, I also have my rules. You are just a disciple who can register now, not a disciple who has entered the house."
Ding Er did not put down his hands, stared at his eyes that seemed to be seeking knowledge and asked, "Master, what is a registered disciple and what is a disciple who is in the house?"
"don't know?"
Ding Er shook his head.
It seems that there is no such thing as a registered disciple or a disciple who has entered the house in the Western Han Dynasty, so Chen Yue explained: "A registered disciple is a nominal disciple. You can learn from me, but if you want to learn more deeply, you need to become a disciple who has entered the house. Only a disciple who has entered the house will I explain the principle in detail."
"Ah!" Ding Er was a little disappointed and asked in a low voice: "Master, when will I become that...that disciple?"
Chen Yue touched his chin, thought for a while, and replied: "A registered disciple is also a disciple. Whether he can become a homestay depends mainly on your performance."
"Expression?" Ding Er touched his head and looked at Chen Yue in confusion.
When it came to later generations, the other party immediately understood that they would invite food and drinks immediately and take them to the club. The ancients... They were not honest when they should be honest, and pretended to be honest when they should not be honest.
"It mainly depends on whether you have the ability to learn from me and your own character." Chen Yue yelled, "Our ability is so great that we can enter the sky and escape from the earth. If we use our minds correctly, we can benefit the people of the world. If we use our minds wrongly, we can destroy the world."
Isn’t it simple to go to heaven? It’s of course, Kongming’s lantern will take more than two hundred years to be born. It’s easy to escape from the earth and dig a hole. Destroying the world is also a small matter. Nuclear fusion cannot be done. As long as gunpowder is enough, it can also lead to a small destruction of the world.
"Ah!" Ding Er, who had just stood up, knelt down again with a "thump" and asked excitedly: "Master is a god, and the masters are immortals?"
Chen Yue also thought it was a god, but unfortunately it was not. He was an atheist before, but at this time he did not dare to deny the gods. How did he travel through time? He was unclear. But he was unwilling to admit that there were gods. Apart from his own travel, he never found any signs of gods.
"What kind of gods and ghosts?" Chen Yue felt that the ancients were too fussy, so he had to say, "If I were a god, what would I do to repair the kang? With a BIU sound, I could create countless things, and I would travel at home every day, change whatever I want, right?"
Ding Er thought about it and nodded silly.
Chen Yue chuckled and said, "What I mean by going to heaven and earth is that we can build only the rare tall buildings in the world and build spacious culverts underground. In this way, do you still want to continue to enter my school?"
Chapter completed!