Chapter 209 It’s so embarrassing…(1/2)
The martial arts people in the world of comprehensive martial arts are happy to miss Shu.
After entering the Swordsman plane, I never want to go back.
As for the beauty trap prepared for Lin Pingzhi, those heroes in the alliance are determined to win it. To be honest... Regarding this situation, the mixed martial arts warriors who entered the Swordsman plane first felt anxious.
Before entering Xiaoao, they felt that Lin Pingzhi would definitely fall into the trap, but after entering this world and seeing the truth of the world, they felt that the honey trap would probably not succeed.
Lin Pingzhi is able to develop the Swordsman Plane so well. What kind of heroic person is he?
Will a character like this be dealt with by a honey trap?
They don't believe it!
Fuzhou City…
Lin Pingzhi encountered an unprecedented "crisis". He felt that he might have stabbed a beautiful woman in the nest. There will always be beautiful women who meet him by chance, and then they deliberately get close to him and seduce him.
This made him very uncomfortable.
Why don't you feel comfortable?
Because the methods of these people were too clumsy. They were all tricks he had seen on TV, the kind that deliberately seduced people. They were too mean... It looked like they could dig out a three-bedroom apartment with their toes on the ground in an embarrassing manner.
"You said you're going to use a beauty trap. Can you use a high-end plot? Who do you look down on with your sandy plot?" Lin Pingzhi was speechless.
"I know that you are all dedicated and good actors. You have been carefully selected. You may be one of a hundred or one of a million beauties."
"But you just sold your body to bury your father... This... this plot is too retarded. I don't believe that you are so good-looking and can't find the money to bury your father. You have the skills and feet to sell it."
You won't be able to find the money to bury your father. Besides... If you want to sell yourself, you should go to a brothel. What's the matter with coming to me to buy it? Is your intention... too obvious?" Lin Pingzhi said to those who wanted to sell themselves to bury their father.
Wang Yuyan said.
It's not like he doesn't know Wang Yuyan's life experience... It's a bit strange to see through other people's motives and still put on a good show.
"And you, Huan Huan... I'm not talking about you. You pretended to be pitiful when you came here, and you also cast some illusions on me. You wanted me to fall into the illusion and be unable to extricate myself from you. This plot is really good.
But...your illusion skills are too rubbish, right? Who can you charm? Who can you look down on? How about I teach you?" Lin Pingzhi had a dangerous and tempting way to the Alluring Witch.
His tone was calm, as if he was not interested in women.
To be honest, this is not pretending.
"Shangguan Yan, don't be there. Your intentions are not very good. You pretended that you know there are treasures and medicinal materials outside. In fact, you just want to go out alone with me to develop a relationship. For example, if you encounter a heavy rain on the road, we can take shelter together in a ruined temple.
Rain warms clothes...or comes to a cave to spend the night together. Just this kind of plot, can you please not use it to test my IQ? I wonder if you are not very smart." Lin Pingzhi had a headache.
"I know that you are all dedicated people. You are willing to sacrifice yourselves for the glorious cause of who knows who ordered you. I admire you very much for this, but can you be more serious? Those people don't even want to come to you.
It's easy, but it's definitely not easy to convince you to deal with me. Look at what you have become!" Lin Pingzhi faced a group of beautiful women who wanted to use a honey trap against him, but the other party's methods were too inferior.
A lesson.
I have to say that he is quite proud of the people who instigated these people to deal with him, because those people were able to persuade so many stunning women to deal with him, and they were able to find such a variety of girls of different types. It was really cool.
I have a certain understanding of a man’s mind.
But the plot is really too bad to watch.
If it were placed in the screenwriting industry in the previous life, the people behind the scenes who made suggestions for this group of people would probably not be able to afford a living.
"Young master... you don't have to help me, but there is no need to be so cynicical. My situation is indeed the same. You can ignore me, but you can't slander me!" Wang Yuyan is one of the most beautiful characters in Jin Yong's Heroes.
Every smile can make people dream.
I have to say that it's not that she's not good, it's that Lin Pingzhi knows this type of routine very well.
It's so bad that even TV dramas wouldn't dare to act like this.
"Don't be stubborn. I don't know your background? You...Wang Yuyan, Murong Fu's cousin and fiancée in The Legend of The Dragon, has such a good reputation. How can you use the idea of selling yourself to bury your father?" Lin Pingzhi raised his forehead.
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"And those four Chen Yuluoyan Guanyue Shamehua. I know that you are all the most beautiful women in the world. I didn't expect that you were also invited. It is indeed an honor for Mr. Lin, although Mr. Lin doesn't know it.
How did they find you and convince you? Mr. Lin really admires the abilities of those people, but your script of seducing me is really not good. This has caused your success rate to be greatly reduced..."
Lin Pingzhi shook his head: "I advise you to go back and forth wherever you go. This kind of clumsy method really can't deal with me."
Lin Pingzhi's appearance made those women feel very frustrated.
Dissatisfied:
"Master Lin keeps saying that we are trying to seduce you and trick you!"
"This makes us feel an unprecedented sense of humiliation. It is also a huge stain on our reputation. Although Mr. Lin, your martial arts skills are peerless, we are not the ones to be humiliated. If we don't make it clear today, it won't be over. I will risk my life, or I will die."
." Shangguan Yan said.
Her cold face said such decisive words, and for a moment people felt that she was wrong.
really!
A woman...is born to be an actress. If Lin Pingzhi didn't know her identity, she would really be deceived.
"Yes, Mr. Lin said that our methods are clumsy and everything we do is to please you, so we must listen attentively to see if Mr. Lin has any clever tricks." The woman in yellow shirt asked.
We are all careless people...you misunderstood us.
Lin Pingzhi glanced at the woman in yellow shirt and shook his head seriously:
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Do you really want to learn? Well...I'll tell you the routine I know."
"Don't start by saying that the hero saves the beauty, meets in a temple, sells his body to bury his father, etc. Have you ever heard about my half-sister? This trick means... you can pretend to be my half-sister and get close to me
I got acquainted with me as my younger sister. During this period, I kept having ambiguities with me. Finally, it was revealed that we were not biological brothers and sisters. Then the two of us got together naturally and lived a happy life without shame or impatience." Lin Ping.
way.
Classic asxs orphanage plot, brother and sister... not real brothers and sisters, they are the kind who can sleep together.
"In addition to the half-brother-sister routine, it can also be an unmarried father-in-law abortion. For example... you can just find a child to come to your door and say that in a certain month and year, you accidentally got pregnant with my child. This child is the best.
What a sweet and sweet daughter. Now that the child has grown up, the child cannot live without a father. He must bring her to recognize her and use the child to shorten the distance between us. In the end...it is logical that he will succeed." Lin Pingzhi said seriously.
All the routines of Shaduo novels that I have read in my previous life are explained in detail.
"Also, for example, it's my distant cousin who is a young aunt who is not related by blood... This kind of elder love can inspire people's Oedipus complex. I don't know how many people can't resist this kind of plot, and they are instantly transformed.
One of the Thirteen Armors, Bed Armor, is not impossible." What is the meaning of the Thirteen Armors in Spring and Autumn?
But the "Thank You" plot mentioned by Lin Pingzhi is indeed full of ambiguity and eroticism, and it can indeed satisfy the abnormal psychological needs of many old men.
Those women looked at Lin Pingzhi like a monster.
This guy is indeed a notorious old pervert, and he studies the routines to death!
The routines that Lin Pingzhi mentioned next, such as the overbearing CEO, or the routine of fiancées breaking off the engagement and refusing to return, made the beauties who used the beauty trap look at each other...
Lin Pingzhi is really good at it.
He simply understands men better than they do.
Who can stop those tricks and directly manipulate the psychology of men? To be honest... even if I encounter that kind of situation, I want to experience the Sims.
"Hmph, he is indeed a lecher, and he knows all the tricks!"
"This kind of man is really a scourge, damn him!"
Those women have already given Lin Pingzhi a label in their hearts. Lin Pingzhi is the founder of Huang Dao, otherwise it would be impossible for him to know so many tricks.
They were even more disdainful of this man.
"To sum up, your routine is really rubbish, so... just go to sleep and go back and forth wherever you go. Don't embarrass yourself here. Maybe the young master will kill you if he is in a bad mood one day.
." Lin Pingzhi shrugged and spread his hands.
This is not a scaremongering, but a fact.
The women who were exposed were silent.
They felt that they and Lin Pingzhi were not on the same level and could not outplay each other.
This is a story about an ignorant student girl, facing off against the old Poseidon, with a slim chance of winning.
Powerless…
After Huanwan was briefly shocked, her demonic eyes flashed with brilliance, and she didn't know what she was thinking:
"Young Master Lin is indeed worthy of being a dragon and a phoenix among men. We immediately saw it in our hearts. However, we have heard for a long time that Mr. Lin is a heart hunter. He has picked out countless beauties and hunted many stunning beauties. Those stunning beauties are all obedient to the princess..."
"Huanwen is very curious whether such a capable young master has the courage to accept the challenge from us. Yes... we have ulterior motives, but conquering the impossible is the strength of a person like the young master. I wonder if the young master has any
Is it impossible for interest to conquer us?" Sure enough, the witch still knows how to flirt.
Even after being exposed, he remained calm and composed, and his conspiracy developed directly into a conspiracy.
It’s clear that we have ulterior motives, but we are also women, so I don’t know if you dare to conquer women like us who have ulterior motives.
Previously, Huanwan used the provoking method without any trace of it.
Take the initiative to improve Lin Pingzhi's rank and let him have a mentality of "I'm so awesome, why don't you challenge yourself".
As a witch, Huanwan is quite proficient in the necessary course of controlling a man.
To be continued...