This year marks the 78th Academy Awards. The venue for the award ceremony is the Kodak Cinema in Hollywood. The host is named Jon Stewart, a famous talk show host and actor. But what domestic audiences are more familiar with is his other name - Jiong Situ.

This "Zou Situ Daily Show" mainly uses funny forms to satirize news events and news figures. Later, it was once popular on the Internet in China, refreshing the group of silly netizens - how can you play news like this?

It was from Jiong Situ that the comedy form of talk show was slowly introduced into China and soon flourished. At the same time, Jiong Situ also became one of the most well-known European and American talk show actors in China.

Just like the past, the award ceremony began with Jiong Situ’s joke.

However, this year's Academy Awards seem quite mediocre. They don't look like an exquisite show at all, and at most belong to the visual McDonald's (fast food party). There is no inherent suspense in Hollywood, and there are no witty remarks.

The reason why it has changed like this is mainly due to the following two reasons:

The first is the popularity of the Internet. The audience has already obtained a lot of information, which has led to no suspense.

Those judges were also influenced by public opinion on the Internet. Many people simply chose the mean, and the awards became "public opinion results" and pork was divided into "popular opinion results". No one offended them, but they also became uncharacteristic.

From a certain perspective, if there was no Internet, it was still the world of traditional media and traditional film critics, and the information would not be transmitted so quickly, and the Oscars guessed by ordinary audiences would often be very different from the results.

Although it may be very different and will lead to a lot of controversy, it will be suspense and exciting? The audience will have a high sense of expectation and excitement.

And political correctness.

It’s not that political correctness is wrong. But when every winner comes to power, they look bitter and revenge and deliver an intense political speech?

Please! What do you want to do? Brothers didn’t go to the wrong place, right? Don’t forget, this is Hollywood. If a few brothers want to watch a political show, wouldn’t we go to Capitol Hill? The politicians there are top performing artists full of lies? Even if it’s not possible in the United States, there are many politicians outside who have all kinds of funny performances. For example, in a certain area, they will "block bullets for the people"! It is definitely the finale of the circus?

It is because of this that this awards ceremony looks dull and makes people feel drowsy.

But no matter how plain as water, it doesn't matter to Rong Guang.

Finally, after a few small awards, we came to the Best Foreign Language Film Award:

“…Best Foreign Language Film Award – “Martian Rescue”!”

Amid the applause, Rong Guang and Yuan Quan hugged and celebrated. Although he was very happy, he did not reach the level of excitement.

Because the Chinese Entertainment movie "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" has won this award before, it is not a zero breakthrough. Besides, "Martian Rescue" itself has the highest reputation. Among the nominated films this year, it is a giant.

For example, in the original timeline, the best foreign language film of this year is the South African film "Gangster Thug".

This is a gangster redemption type work. It tells the story of a gangster who accidentally obtained a baby when he committed a crime. In the end, the protagonist slowly repented and redeemed under the influence of the baby...

To be honest, all the old Hong Kong films are almost ruined. Just finding a few movies is enough to beat the film. Even if you want to play it to death, it is worth a "meaning and average" evaluation. It is not a first-class one at all.

Another thing is... a poor person!

What era is this? "Gangmao Thug" is still a film movie? There are fixed camera shooting everywhere, and there is no dynamic scene like digital photography at all?

Let’s take a step back, don’t forget that this is a gangster action movie? So the shooting skills are quite old-fashioned, with almost no innovation, and no style of your own. The only highlight is nothing more than the actor’s acting skills.

But then again, which movie that can win an Oscar nomination will lack acting skills?

It was such a film, and in the end he was the eldest son from the dwarf and won the "Best Foreign Language Film Award"? Now that there is more "Martian Rescue", isn't that a dimensional reduction strike?

"Thanks to the ampas (American Academy of Film Arts and Sciences), to all the judges, to the crew, to my wife and family..."

Rong Guang often thanked him for a while, and finally said, "...I want to thank the sun in the end!"

The audience burst into laughter. Everyone present knew the meme of Rong Guang’s “Master of the Sun”.

"Pursuing film art is like pursuing unknown astronauts. Although the road ahead is dangerous and lonely, we will never give up. Even if we hold a shit stick in our hands, we will never give up! Thank you everyone!"

Amid laughter and applause, Rong Guang ended his award speech. This time it was worth the trip, and he had already completed the task in excess.

...

At this time, the country was already full of joy. Ning Xueqing's office was already full of employees who were sneaky fishing.

The Oscar judges are still giving such a best foreign language film award. Since such a science fiction romance film is not a Hollywood film, it is not easy, just give it to it!

After all, this is an Oscar prize, and the judges' discrimination against commercial special effects blockbusters is not that serious. After all, it depends on the impression score.

However, it’s different in China. That’s an Oscar!

Sister Dahong laughed: "Qingqing, I'm not right? That kid is lucky, and he has caught up with all the good things."

Ning Xueqing was also very happy: "With this award, overseas box office can reach a higher level, right? Dahong, you don't know, I am worried about "Martian Rescue". If I lose hundreds of millions at once, maybe the naughty boy will be hurt."

Sister Dahong was a little surprised: "No, right? Why did I hear that the box office in the United States is pretty good?"

"It's good, but the expenses are also high? For this award, Little Little has already thrown in more than 10 million yuan, and it's US dollars. We can only get 18% of the box office in North America! You can calculate that you didn't make much money. That is, you just lose money and you've been shouting. Alas!"

"So little?"

"Haha, it's actually not a small one. The box office in North America is definitely over 100 million, it depends on how many you can get in the end."

"What about us win the best film? Is it more exciting for the box office? Can we get $200 million?"

"This...well! Dahong, even I dare not think so? I asked Guang Shao that in the history of Oscars, no non-English film has ever won the best film."

"Didn't that mean, if we really get it, we'll set a new record?"
Chapter completed!