Chapter 117 Books with the same text, cars with the same track(1/2)
If I had known that this Zhuzi was obsessed with this, why would I have to put so much effort into it?
They arrested him, pretended to implement the system of prefectures and counties, and forced him to accept Yongdi.
The First Emperor did not hang up Ying Chengxiang, and said happily: "The Taoist classic "Zhuangzi" says: If you have three thousand women, you will rise to the Tao. The Yin-Yang classic "Zouzi" has a saying: A man can control a thousand women and become an immortal, and a woman can become an immortal.
He became a god by being succumbed to thousands of men at night."
"According to the "Yellow Emperor", it is said that this skill was left behind by the Yellow Emperor, and the rumors about the ascension of the Yellow Emperor's maiden. After discussion, hundreds of scholars finally came up with a possibility for me - if you control 3,000 women every day, you should be able to keep it.
If your power breaks through the body, you can even ascend in the daytime."
Ying Chengyu looked at the First Emperor with questions in his head, and said: "How can I conquer three thousand women every day? Can I still fly to the sky in a day? Brother Huang, tell me what kind of imperial method? Just try it out."
The First Emperor's expression remained unchanged, and he did not look at Ying Chengyu. He continued to walk back and forth on the bookshelf, looking like he was looking for a book to read seriously.
Not feeling confident enough, he said: "I'm exhausted."
Exhausted?
Three thousand girls are exhausted?
The joyful look on Ying Chengyu's face froze, and the hands holding the First Emperor's shoulders couldn't help but lose strength.
"Brother Emperor, have I offended you in any way recently?"
"Disobey my orders, rebel, resist arrest, knock me out, secretly issue imperial edicts, approve memorials..."
"Okay, even if I did all those things, do you want to kill me just because of them? Putting aside the facts, are you not at all wrong?"
First Emperor:???
His wandering eyes suddenly became focused, and he turned to look at the serious Ying Chengyu.
The aloof First Emperor had never heard such hooligans and such unreasonable words in his life.
"When am I going to kill you? Leave aside the facts? What to talk about? How to talk about it? If you don't talk about the facts, just say that I am wrong. If you were not my brother, you would be torn apart by a car right now. Can you speak human words?"
"Okay, then let me give Brother Huang something real."
Ying Chengyu started shouting so loudly that his voice could be heard within ten meters.
"Explain to me, what is the end of joy? Explain, explain, what is the end of joy!"
The First Emperor's eyes suddenly wandered away again, and he said with an embarrassed look on his face: "What's the point of explaining this?"
"I'll let you explain it to me! What! It's called fun!"
The First Emperor said angrily: "You really don't know what you are doing? Why do you still want me to explain it to you? If you are happy, you will be happy!"
"I just want you to explain to me! What is the meaning of exhaustion!"
"Excited! Are you not familiar with it?"
"Explain it to me! What's his mother's business is called Xingjin! What's his mother's business is called his mother's Xingjin!"
"You insist on me being the emperor! It's so clear as you said!"
The First Emperor missed Ge Nie.
If Ganie were here, he would have explained this to him long ago.
With that paralyzed face, Ge Nie dared to say anything.
"It's so exciting! It's so exciting! It's so exciting! It's so exciting for his mother!"
Zhao Gao clamped his legs at the door, his face was very ugly, and he suffered 10,000 points of critical damage.
Two beautiful maids who were passing by, with slim figures and curvy figures, covered their mouths and smiled coquettishly, whispering.
"Gee, you are acting like a rogue again. I don't know when you will come to my room."
"I've thought too much, I'm new here. There's no such thing as exhilarating or exhilarating, and I haven't even stopped trying it. None of the sisters in the house have been favored. Your Majesty only picks wild flowers and not family flowers."
"Then what am I going to do in the mansion... I'm going to climb onto your bed at night!"
"I advise you to give up on this idea. With Lu Gong standing by your side at night, no one can take over your body."
In the study room, Ying Chengyu's voice became louder and louder, and he was already roaring.
"Three thousand maids in one day would make them so happy, but they would attain enlightenment and ascend to heaven. The person who said this must have a mad disease! Hysteria! Epilepsy! Let alone three thousand, ordinary people only have three maidens! Their waist and knees will be sore and weak.
, it is difficult to get up and walking is difficult.”
"Three thousand women, which man can do it? It is true that three thousand women can ascend to heaven. If someone can do it, he will not be able to ascend to heaven!"
Ying Chengyu didn't know that the "Yellow Emperor" technique had a way to preserve his inner strength, and he had become accustomed to it in despair for so many years.
Suddenly Ying Zheng told him that "Yellow Emperor" could break one's virginity, giving him hope, and he was extremely excited.
In the end, this was the result, and Ying Chengyu fell into despair again.
The most painful thing for a person is not being in hell.
Instead, people who are in hell are taken to heaven by angels to play for a day, and then kicked back to hell by God at night.
The First Emperor smiled coquettishly, obviously knowing that his remarks were a bit outrageous, and he accepted Ying Chengyu's saliva without any explanation.
"If I keep looking for you, I will definitely find a way to solve it. I will bother you to go to Yongdi to pick up the Queen Mother back to Xianyang tomorrow."
"Won't I break my bet when I get to Yongdi? I won't go!"
"You idiot, you broke your promise again! You clearly promised me before!"
"You don't break your promise? Come on, come on, don't say that I bully you. It doesn't take one day, any Yin Yang school, Tao school. If you can find someone in the world who can control three thousand women without interruption, I will start from now on.
Xianyang kneels down to Yongdi. Let Zhao Xianglu step on my back, and I will carry her back again!"
The First Emperor knew that he had ignored him, so he pretended not to hear, went to the bookshelf on the other side to find a book, and changed the subject.
"Thirty years later, the paper and movable type printing here will be distributed throughout the country as you wish. At that time, I will no longer approve bamboo slips."
Ying Chengxuan's mind was now filled with thoughts of losing his virginity, and he had no time to think about movable type printing, paper, or the approval of the First Emperor.
He pulled the First Emperor's clothes.
"If we go out and find a way to crack "Yellow Emperor", we two brothers should not meet each other."
"You idiot! Why do you care so much about men and women?"
"Aren't you worried about what medicine you want Xia Wuqi to prepare for you? Why are you learning Taoist Fangzhongshu?"
Ying Chengyu sneered and took out a book from the arms of the First Emperor. The title of the book was "91 Study Materials".
The First Emperor looked embarrassed again.
I obviously blocked this Shuzi's sight with my body. How did this Shuzi see my collection of books?
"Brother Huang carries my "91 Learning Materials" in his arms. He also thinks that martial arts is too weak and wants to practice "Yellow Emperor"?"
"The more you practice "Yellow Emperor", the more lustful you become. Practitioners usually soak themselves in cold water to suppress evil thoughts. You do the opposite in order to achieve quick results, and you also supplement it with this book. I am afraid that you will go crazy, so
Take it away."
Ying Chengyu did not expose the First Emperor, but nodded and pushed the First Emperor outward.
"Since my brother is so concerned about me, he will find a way for me to survive as soon as possible."
"Wait a minute, I haven't said anything yet."
"For me, finding a way to survive is the most righteous thing. I don't want to hear anything else."
"If you don't listen, don't ask me to do anything for you."
Ying Chengyu stopped and said angrily: "If you have something to say, you have to fart."
The First Emperor knew that Ying Chengyu was in an extremely bad mood, so he didn't take it seriously and straightened his clothes.
He spread one hand in front of Ying Chengyu and glanced at the "91 Learning Materials" in Ying Chengyu's hand.
Although he didn't say anything, the meaning couldn't be more obvious - give it to me.
Ying Chengyu couldn't help but said: "You didn't find a way for me to lose my life and save my merits, so you still have the nerve to take my book by force? You want money and people, and now you even want to grab the book, so why are you here to fight against the autumn wind?
"
The First Emperor didn't know what "fighting the autumn wind" meant, but he deduced from the context that it should be similar to "plunder" and "rob".
The First Emperor did not reveal his surprise at hearing the new vocabulary. He weighed his hands, and his face showed a rogue look that often appeared on Ying Chengyu's face.
"I want this "91 Study Material" to help me study how to make you lose your life and gain merit. Can you give it to me?"
Help!
This "91 Learning Materials" was written by me!
It has nothing to do with "Yellow Emperor", you old pervert!
Ying Chengyu roared endlessly in his heart.
He threw the "91 Study Materials" heavily into the hands of the First Emperor. The hit caused severe pain in the left palm of the First Emperor, which was more painful than hitting the concrete with a full palm.
Zhiqua~
Zhao Gao felt a fluctuation inside the door and tensed up all over to open the door and take a look.
To be continued...