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Chapter 26 Adult Education

He gave Liu Rong a thumbs up, and Zhou Yang laughed: "The prince is worthy of being the blood of Emperor Gaozu. He is unprecedented in his work, and no one comes later, and he is unprecedented!"

Liu Rong was very happy when he heard this, thinking that Zhou Yang was not that annoying, at least he spoke like a pleasing person, and his face slowed down. Li Xing was busy flattering: "Then you should say that the prince is wise and powerful, and he is rare in the ages!"

"That's it, that's it!" Zhou Yang smiled and said, "Prince, I have a question to ask for advice. I wonder if the prince can give me a message?"

"Oh! What's wrong with you? Want Gu to explain your doubts?" Liu Rong thrust his chest and raised his head, and was extremely proud: "Let him go first, Rong Gu asks."

The soldiers agreed and let Zhou Yang go and stood behind Zhou Yang.

"You ask!" Liu Rong was proud and pressed his hands on his knees.

Zhou Yang held back his smile: "I dare to ask the prince, if the prince kills me for this matter, the emperor asks, how will the prince report back?"

"This..." Zhou Yang, as Zhou Yafu's youngest son, could Emperor Jing not ask? Liu Rong was speechless.

Zhou Yang continued to ask, "The prince killed me for the sake of a good deed. If this matter spreads, where is the prince's prestige? How can the Tian family have face?"

"Stop talking nonsense! Prince, don't listen to him. Hurry up, drag it out and execute the execution!" Li Xing already knew that something was wrong.

Liu Rong waved his right hand to stop the soldiers. The joy on his face was gone and his eyebrows were furrowed together.

"Crown Prince, you can conclude that I snatched this picture by just one-sided words of Li Xing. This is too arbitrary. I don't take this picture seriously yet." Zhou Yang turned around and walked out: "Crown Prince, please issue an order to execute me!"

"Hold him, hold him!" Liu Rongke was anxious. If this matter spread, the disaster would be a big deal.

Li Xing knew that it was impossible to execute Zhou Yang, so he had to settle for the second best: "Crown Prince, Zhou Yang is arrogant and does not take the prince seriously. He must not let him go easily. He beat him fifty rods, no, one hundred rods, two hundred rods."

"The death penalty is avoided, but the living penalty is hard to spare. Come on, I will punish you a hundred times." Liu Rong stared at Zhou Yang and said annoyed: "No matter what, my cousin is an orphan. If you hurt him, you will be able to wipe out the face of the orphan and you will have to punish you."

"Hmph! Zhou Yang, you wait for the stick!" Li Xing waved proudly: "Hurry up, execute the execution!"

I originally wanted to expose this matter, but I didn’t expect that Liu Rong was so stupid, he was so nervous and became more and more aggressive. Don’t you want to learn Chun Palace? I will teach you Chun Palace and let you mess around to the end!

Determined, Zhou Yang sighed and said, "Prince, if you hit me, you will not be able to know why the *twelve palaces have three moves and four moves."

"Do you know? How old are you?" Li Xing didn't want Zhou Yang to steal his pet, and he pulled his mouth and was extremely disdainful.

Zhou Yang thrust his chest and raised his head, and looked arrogant: "Li Xing, you are too easy to forget things? Who doesn't know that I am Xiao Song Yu from Chang'an. Not only is she handsome, but she also plays crazy. When I was twelve, I went to and from a place of romance and romance. I slept many women at the age of thirteen. Have you ever held a woman's hand? Do you know which part of the woman is the softest?"

In the past, Zhou Yang's flower name was famous in Chang'an, and Li Xing was speechless. Liu Rong seemed to have found a treasure, and was particularly happy. He attacked Zhou Yang with one move: "Oh, I have heard of your affairs, I forgot this section. If you want to figure it out, why should I find the eunuch? Just look for you. Hurry up, let me explain it carefully!"

Zhou Yang looked at the soldiers: "Crown Prince, the law does not enter the second sect, right?"

"You guys go down!" Liu Rong waved his hand and the soldiers took the No. 1 with a loud bang.

Zhou Yang said coldly: "There must not be any words that will be revealed today, otherwise, hum!"

The soldier looked at Zhou Yang and thought in his heart that this person was still very clear about his experience and thoughtfulness. He did not forget to scare us. He was a character, so he agreed in unison and retreated.

"Zhou Yang, come quickly, come quickly!" Liu Rong urged him.

Zhou Yang stepped forward and picked up the * on the short table and saw it. He almost laughed. Liu Rong was a treasure of this kind, which was too unpredictable. The so-called * twelve palaces are three moves on the front and back sides, each move with four moves, a total of twelve styles. The painter's level is too bad, and the women in the painting are unclear. Maybe they are some kind of four-legged animals, and they are actually a treasure.

Besides, these twelve styles are terrible and dull. They are as vivid and fragrant as the "adult education" circulating on the Internet in modern society, making people feel like they are immersed in the scene.

"Tell me quickly! Just watch." Liu Rong felt itchy and complained.

Zhou Yang threw the *: "Crown Prince, this picture is rough and there is no need to learn. The prince is eager to learn, and should learn more advanced ones to be worthy of the prince's honor."

"It took me a lot of effort to get this picture. How dare you say it's not good? Humph!" Li Xing was very dissatisfied.

What would you think if you knew the vivid and colorful adult education circulating on the modern social network? If you had a high-end computer or a high-definition TV to play, you would have to prepare a basin of cold water before enjoying it. When you are hot, you have to drip your head!

Zhou Yang pulled the corner of his mouth: "Prince, there are many women in the palace, so it's better to play 3P."

"Three farts? What is that? How to play?" Liu Rong fully showed his studious side, leaned forward, blinked his bright eyes, and was extremely expectant.

As for 3P, it’s just... Zhou Yang gave a brief explanation.

"Zhou Yang, hurry up, sit down and sit next to him." Liu Rong was so happy that he could not help but hold Zhou Yang's hand and insisted that Zhou Yang sit next to him: "Three farts are well-deserved, okay! Is there any more?"

In a blink of an eye, Zhou Yang's favor is far above Li Xing, and Li Xing is depressed. However, the "three farts" that Zhou Yang said is incredible, and he has never heard of it. He feels happy to see the hunter. He is very eager to teach Zhou Yang a few more unique skills. As a man, the more special skills, the better.

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Weiyang Palace, Xuanshi Hall.

The court was in full swing, Emperor Jing smiled: "Today's political discussion, I feel very relieved! Yesterday, I received an urgent report from the border. Li Guang and Cheng Buzhi rushed to help in time. Yanmen County not only saved it, but also fought a small victory, beheading hundreds. Since the founding of the Han Dynasty, it has fought dozens of battles with the Huns, and there have not been many victories, and there have been no such victories as beheading hundreds of victories. I am extremely pleased!"

"The emperor is wise and the Han army is mighty!"

The ministers were busy flattering.

Emperor Jing waved his hand to stop the ministers: "This is due to the prime minister's proper dispatch, which led to such a great victory! Zhou Yafu listened to the order: I will grant you a fief of 500 households and give you 100,000 yuan!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Zhou Yafu thanked him.

Emperor Jing continued, "Zhou Yafu, is your mother's seventy birthday coming soon? Life is rare in seventy years old, it is extremely rare. I mean, you should do it well and have a lively birthday for the elderly!"

Emperor Jinkou asked what glory this was. Zhou Yafu moved Mo Ming and was very excited: "Thank you, the emperor!"

Emperor Jing seemed to have not seen it and said slowly: "At that time, all the civil and military officials in Chang'an will go to celebrate their birthdays, and I will also issue a kind decree. Do you think?"

"The emperor's kindness, I can't repay you!" Zhou Yafu's forehead touched the ground, and his body was so excited that he was trembling.

Such glory, how many ministers have had such honor in the decades of the establishment of the Han Dynasty? The buzzing sounds in the hall were so buzzing, and the ministers admired them very much.

None of them noticed that Emperor Jing's pupils shrank slightly.

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"This is a strange thing! Zhou Yang, why do you need to put a wooden pillow?" Liu Rong's eyes flashed with confusion, and he urged: "Zhou Yang, please explain your doubts quickly! I will give you a great reward!"

"Uh!" A sound of grinding teeth came from Zhou Yang's mouth. Such things can only be understood, but not expressed in words. How can we say it clearly?

Liu Rong had a "Analects of Confucius" in front of him. Zhou Yang's eyes were exactly the sentence "Smart and eager to learn, and not ashamed to ask questions, so it is called literature." The Master is worthy of being a saint, and he had expected what happened today hundreds of years ago!

"Hmph!" A crisp cold snorting sounded, and two people appeared at the gate of the hall.
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