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Chapter 123 Taking the Wrong Medicine Sha and Monk in Distress(1/2)

The female elf sneered, and suddenly several arms appeared on her body. She still only had one head, but it was not the magical power "Three Heads and Six Arms", but her own innate ability.

"when!"

The sticks crossed each other, and the two figures suddenly fought together.

That succubus had her hands tightly crossed, and the smoke was lingering.

This monk is impatient, violent, and full of mist.

One is at the late stage of Taiyi Golden Immortal Realm, and the other is at the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortal Realm.

One boldly dares to sting the Tathagata Buddha, while the other has no intention of offending the Great Deity.

Back and forth, the two monsters fought for more than twenty rounds, but there was no winner.

"Go!" The banshee suddenly swayed and unleashed a poisonous stake.

"Pfft!"

A little cold light stung Monk Sha's scalp gently.

"Hiss! Straight mother-in-law, thief, kill the Sa family!"

Monk Sha's face turned green, so green it was dazzling and glowing. He couldn't hold the magic stick in his hand steadily, and it fell to the ground with a clang.

"snort."

The banshee snorted arrogantly, created a gust of wind, carried the golden sedan, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Junior Brother Sha, what's wrong with you?"

Sun Wukong asked.

"Sajia's head hurts so much!"

Monk Sha burst into tears. If he didn't still have some courage, he would be crying now.

"Brothers, step aside. I'll take a look at my junior brother's injuries."

Ling Xuzi squeezed through the demon group and got in front of Monk Sha.

"Senior brother, you are selling fake medicines. Come and take a look at it."

Monk Sha was in pain and spoke his inner thoughts without hesitation.

"Emm~ Junior brother, don't be afraid, let me take a look."

Ling Xuzi was stunned for a moment, then with a dark face he touched Monk Sha's scalp, causing him to scream in pain.

"Junior brother was poisoned by an evil poison. Fortunately, little junior sister did not kill her. She just took my medicine and will be fine."

Ling Xuzi took out a pile of pink jade bottles from his arms, frowned, picked one from among them and handed it to Monk Sha.

This should be the right bottle, right?

"Brother, when did you make this medicine?"

Monk Sha asked while taking medicine.

"I practiced secretly not long ago, what happened?"

Ling Xuzi replied.

"Crack!"

The jade bottle fell from his hand, and Monk Sha was about to spit out the medicine, but the elixir melted in his mouth, and it was useless even if he squeezed his throat. After a while, Monk Sha's face turned red.

"F*ck!"×21!

All the great demons breathed fragrant fragrance and looked at Ling Xuzi with horrified faces.

"What's wrong?"

Ling Xuzi touched his head, why are the brothers looking at me like this? Did they find that I have become handsome again?

"Senior brother, did you get the wrong medicine?"

"It's impossible."

Ling Xuzi took out a pile of jade bottles, frowned and rummaged through them. Finally, his hands froze and he stared straight at the bottom bottle.

Damn it, I got it wrong.

Damn it, in addition to secretly making a bottle of antidote not long ago, I also made a bunch of tiger and wolf potions.

"Junior brother, senior brother, I can't help you, I really took the wrong medicine..."

Ling Xuzi swallowed and looked at Monk Sha a little panicked. This bowl-sized fist was not comfortable.

"Tiger and wolf medicine!?"

Zhu Bajie asked with a smile.

"Yeah."

Ling Xuzi nodded sheepishly, trying to be as harmless as possible.

"Straight bitch, I'll kill you..."

Monk Sha ignored the pain, clenched his fist as big as an alms bowl, and chased Ling Xuzi to perform a water and land ceremony on his head.

"Junior Brother Sha, I really didn't mean it!"

Ling Xuzi shouted with tears in his eyes.

"Straight bitch, do you think the Sa family believes it or not!?"

Monk Sha laughed ferociously and hit Ling Xuzi's eyes with his fist.

"Hahaha, I am laughing so hard."

Zhu Bajie touched his belly and laughed.

"Brother, the effect of this tiger and wolf medicine is so powerful. Brother Sha was just talking about life and death, but now he is full of life!"

King Silver Horn said in shock.

"Yes, Senior Brother Ling Xuzi's alchemy skills are really good. Later we will also ask for a few bottles of tiger and wolf medicine for self-defense and use them."

King Golden Horn had a serious look on his face. If he ordered such good things without asking for them, wouldn't he be very smart?



The disciples were making a fuss here, while the female goblin on the other side was carrying the sedan chair and flying all the way. She opened the curtain of the sedan chair and Tang Sanzang also saw the scene outside.

There was a stone screen on a high mountain. The monster turned around the stone screen, but behind it was a cave.

There are two stone doors in the cave, and six characters are engraved on the doors, which are "Pipa Cave in Poison Mountain".

It turned out to be this disaster, was it the scorpion spirit?

Tang Sanzang narrowed his eyes.

"Holy Monk, you fell into my hands today, but you should be my creation! As the saying goes, gold is not expensive, happiness is worth a lot, and you can live in peace and quiet with the Holy Monk as husband and wife."

Scorpion said with a delicate smile.

"Children, please tidy up the bedroom quickly. Hold candles and burn incense. I want to have sex with the holy monk."

The scorpion spirit gave instructions to the group of little demons in the cave.

"Amitabha Buddha, you want the poor monk's Yuanyang, but now that the poor monk's Yuanyang has been lost, I'm afraid it won't work."

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and looked at the Scorpion Spirit with a half-smile.

Surprised or not, unexpected or not? The boyhood is gone!

"What?! Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Hearing this, Scorpion Jing was startled, and quickly pulled Tang Sanzang out of the sedan chair. After careful inspection, he found that he was no longer Yuanyang's body!

"This, this, this..."

The Scorpion Spirit was completely numb, and his mouth was trembling for a long time, but he could not say a complete sentence.

Mmp, didn’t Tathagata, the old bald donkey, say that this Buddhist scripture seeker has been a bachelor for ten lifetimes?

Nima, is this really a way to keep your body as pure as jade?

There is still a fresh blend of yin and yang on his body. This bald donkey has clearly had sex with a woman in the morning!

Is this a serious monk?

Are you firm in your devotion to the Buddha?

What a liar!

"When I see the Buddha, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, but I can only find the shore when I turn back." Tang Sanzang said with a sad look on his face.

You are greedy for my body, you are despicable!

"I don't care. I heard that the holy monk is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. Even if he is not the body of Yuanyang, he is still useful!"

Scorpion became anxious and quickly stepped forward to knock down Tang Sanzang.
To be continued...
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