Lord Odin: "Where is the key? Bring it! Didn't I say before that I spent a lot of money to get it from Senbonzakura?"

The magician is so inspired!

The information is real, but the key is fake!

That Senbonzakura was transformed from Jiangnan, so everyone in the metropolis has one, okay?

It’s strange that it can be unlocked. The real key is probably still in Jiangnan’s hands!

But now it’s time, and the magician can only take out the key!

"Master God, listen to me, this key is..."

God Lord Odin: "Stop talking! I will reimburse you no matter how much I spend. How can I treat you badly?"

Saying that, he grabbed the key and inserted it into the computer!

The magician looked grim, "This is not about money. Why don't you let me talk?"

After inserting the key, the screen prompts again in English: "The key matches correctly, the program is being unlocked, 1%..."

God Lord Odin's face turned red with excitement and he stared at the screen with wide eyes!

"Haha! In this way, our Illuminati will be unrivaled in the field of mantras, and our great plan will be accomplished!"

"Magician, you are really my right-hand man!"

The magician's head is also buzzing. The match was successful?

Is this key also real? How is it possible?

No! Something's wrong!

The progress bar reads 100% and the file is unlocked!

A video automatically pops up on the screen!

I saw a two-meter-tall muscular cute girl with twin ponytails holding two green onions in her hands and dancing her waist crazily!

"Come on! Keep up with my beat! Dance together!"

"Hold your head with both hands, twist your waist, swing your hips, shake your legs and laugh!"

At the same time, BGM sounds!

"Hey, my friend, swish! Kick! Kick! Kick! Kick, kick~"

A magical song "Phuthon" plays on loop!

Every time the muscular cute girl twists her waist and moves her hips, she is stuck to the BGM drum beat!

They also thoughtfully made special stroke effects!

For a moment, the entire Illuminati secret base was silent and stunned!

Lord Odin: (??*mouth*`) Ahhh!

"What are these riding horses? My eyes! Eyes!"

A scream came from the mouth of God Lord Odin, and his body almost instinctively punched the computer screen!

Directly penetrate the computer screen! A stream of white smoke rises from the screen!

The entire base fell silent, and the magician's face turned pale!

Isn't this cute muscular girl the same C-position who danced in Central Park?

Jiangnan! I’ll~%?…;#*’ah!

You haven’t tricked me enough, right? Something is definitely wrong!

Fake! Quan Te Miao is fake!

Will I finally become the taker?

The computer screen was smashed through, but the next moment all the screens in the secret base had blue screens, and a short video started playing at the same time!

"Kick, kick! Kick! Kick! Kick~"

The iron bull is dancing wildly!

Move your hips and step on the drum!

Waist like a tiger!

Blu-ray is super clear!

Odin exploded: "Shut it to me! Shut it to me quickly! What kind of monster is this!"

The staff were all frantic: "Turn it off...it can't be turned off, there is a virus in our system!"

"Not good! The information in the database is being deleted frantically!"

"Hey, hurry up! Turn on the switch and pull out the network cable!"

The secret base was completely blown up. Tieniu was beaten to death and he didn't even expect that he had become famous abroad!

At this moment, Lord Odin looked at the magician with a look that could kill someone!

"Explain it to me! What is this? Is this how you work? Huh?"

After all the effort, you brought back a monster for me?

The magician broke out in a cold sweat: "It's all thanks to Jiangnan, Jiangnan gave it to me! It's all down to him, and it has nothing to do with me! I..."

Odin gritted his teeth: "Shit! I don't want this right-hand man!"

"Hold your horses and run! Photon cannon!"

[The resentment value from David Copperfield is 1000!]

[From David…]

…

On the military vehicle heading to Long Yuan's headquarters, Jiang Nan looked at the list of grievance values ​​that kept refreshing and hehehe was so happy!

A magician wouldn't really use a key to unlock the hard drive, would he?

There’s a big surprise there, and Jiang Nan spent an entire afternoon making the video!

So exciting!

After landing and returning to China, Jiang Nan felt relieved. After thinking about it, he couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and send a message to Da Lang Mie!

Nanshen: The Peace Talisman is quite useful. I will go to Longyuan headquarters first, then go to the college in the afternoon and tell Xuexue to prepare the dishes and wait for me to go home!

??(*??????*)??

After being out for so long, Jiang Nan felt a little homesick!

Thinking of Xue Xue Lang destroying them, Jiang Nan couldn't help but curl up his lips.

Maybe it's because he has someone he cares about in his heart that he was able to endure it when he was in Area 53, right?

Messages are replied almost instantly!

Da Lang Mie:??(????????????????????)??Yeah~ I almost miss you!

I will take Xuexue for a run and exercise and give you hot food!

(ˊo?????????o????????ˋ)

Jiang Nan scratched his head!

What’s the relationship between running and hot food?

Aren't you going to give me new dishes when I get home?

You haven’t finished the New Year’s Eve dinner you made during the Chinese New Year?

"I don't want to eat leftovers. Can you make some new ones for me?"

Da Lang Mie: (??`~????) You big fool!

[The resentment value from Xia Yao is 777!]

[from...]

Jiangnan:(??????.??????)???????

Putting away the phone, Jiang Nan tilted his head and whispered: "Sister Unicorn, are you still here?"

A small jelly-like hand reached out from the high-dimensional space and gently squeezed Jiang Nan's hand!

Jiangnan felt relieved for a while!

I finally got around to checking the system. Although Little Cherry had spent nine million of her resentment points, she still had a lot left!

In addition to the profit from tying down Area 53, the resentment value has reached more than 8.3 million!

In order to prevent the system from being naughty and not giving him an upgrade card again, Jiang Nan took out a small notebook and wrote down every expenditure of resentment points!

Now that you have returned to your country, the crisis has been largely resolved, so you no longer need to accumulate resentment points to deal with emergencies!

Just throw in 5 million and start the lucky ten draw!

[Thank you for your patronage! Consolation prize: a green onion holy sword!]

[Congratulations on winning! Prize: a pair of passionate little gloves!]

…

5 million resentment points were thrown in, 17 pairs of gloves, and some green onions!

Jiangnan's heart was completely calm. Jiangnan had become accustomed to this explosive rate, okay?

Spend another 3 million! I can’t believe there are new prizes!

After 1.7 million was drawn, new prizes were finally released in the prize list!

[Thank you for your patronage! Consolation prize: a gold paralysis ring!]

[Thank you for your patronage! Consolation prize: paralysis...]

…

Jiang Nan straightened up suddenly!

There are no new serious prizes, but new consolation prizes?

I am not interested in other Jiangnan, mainly because it has a golden character in it!

Gold ring? Gold?

The system has finally become a human being. Even if it is useless, the gold ring can still be sold for a small amount of money after being melted!

3 million resentment points were thrown in, and more than 100 gold paralysis rings were drawn out!

Quickly go to the system inventory to check the effect!

[Paralysis Golden Ring!]

Function: 100% paralyzes the enemy! The wearer needs to poke the opponent's body with the finger wearing the ring to trigger the effect! The ring is valid for 30 minutes!

Click him and he will be paralyzed!

Point you to paralysis!

Paralyze whoever you want!

If you don’t like it, please point it out! Soeasy!

Mom no longer has to worry about me encountering problems!

Use your hands to create your own legend!

??(??????)—????

Jiang Nan had a dark face, and when he saw the function introduction, he always felt like he was being scolded by the system!

What the hell kind of paralysis ring is this?

Who will be paralyzed?

This is similar to the big green stick, but it doesn’t have to hit the Tianling Gai?

Just hitting any part of the body can trigger the paralysis effect?

It’s really Bulbasaur’s dad who opened the door for Bulbasaur!

What a wonderful thing!

Coupled with your own space wormhole, wouldn't it mean that you can paralyze anyone you want?

What an artifact!

Jiang Nan, who was extremely excited, quickly took out the paralysis gold ring and checked it!

The ring is of high quality, sparkling with gold, and exudes the smell of money!

The abbreviation for "paralysis" is engraved on the ring!

MB!

Jiang Nan fell in love with it the first time he saw it. How many grams does it cost?

Just about to put it on my hand, I can’t wait to try the numbing effect!

But he looked hesitant!

It's a consolation prize. Who knows what weird side effects it might have?

But the effect is indeed powerful!

Grit your teeth and stamp your feet!

I hate that my kids can’t eat sweets!

Give it your all!

Then he put it on his left index finger, looked around, and couldn't help but fall on Ye Zhenguo, who was sitting in the passenger seat!

This is such a terrifying Taoist world, why can't you bear this paralysis?

The perfect experimental subject is sitting in front of him, and he is not using it in vain!

Jiang Nan, who put on the golden paralysis ring, leaned forward. As soon as the wormhole in space opened, his fingers penetrated the back of the seat and poked Ye Zhenguo's back!

Then he looked at Ye Zhenguo expectantly!

Ye Zhenguo frowned slightly and continued to pick his nostrils!

Jiangnan:???

No reaction at all? It shouldn’t be?

Is Daotian so powerful?

Did I poke it hard enough? Or should I poke it a few more times?

So Jiangnan's fingers went in and out of the space wormhole three times, and he poked Ye Zhenguo's back like crazy, all of which brought out phantoms!

Ye Zhenguo leaned back in his seat, with a puzzled look on his face: "Why do I feel like someone is poking my back? It's quite strong!"

Li Bing, who was driving, smiled and said: "Nowadays, all cars have seat massages. Have you never experienced it?"

Ye Zhenguo laughed loudly: "I'm old! I can't keep up with the development of the times! This seat massage is very comfortable! It has good reviews!"

Jiangnan:!!!

That shitty seat massage was made by me!

Why not be numb?
Chapter completed!