These two sentences "the cow plays the piano" and "the love-talking cow" made Mr. Hou angry. He jumped off the platform and walked away from the audience in front of him: "Who are you? What piece of single-headed garlic that pops up from the field? Find faults, do you want to pinch a frame?"

This Mr. Hou is not much older than Hua Lanting and others. Dan Tianchong did not show any weakness when he heard this: "The fetal hair has not faded, and the breasts have not dried up. Who are you? You care who I am, I care who you are? After reading a few introductory books, I will make a lot of noise here, misleading people's children. Qimen Dunjia will be destroyed by you, the scammers who are conservative."

Mr. Hou was furious: "You are the liar! Your whole family is a liar!"

He turned to the young master with a jade face next to him: "Brother, this group of foreigners insulted me, Dangyangcheng Qimen is a liar, what do you think you should do."

Before the young master of jade face answered, a curse came from outside: "What else do you do? Beat them! Second sister will support you and vent your anger!"

The voice followed the crowd, and saw a yellow-haired woman pulling another woman in plain clothes, rushing away the onlookers and breaking in, while saying, "Do not go away, let me see who dares to make trouble here one day, are you itchy?"

At this time, everyone around us surrounded us and everyone whispered: "I'll see if it's lively, I offended Dangyang Sizi, let's see how they ended."

It turned out that the jade-faced young master was named Jian Jie, who was the eldest grandson of the owner of the Daguan Pavilion in Lishan, the suburbs of Dangyang City. The yellow-haired woman was named Xue Tao, the plain-sweet woman was named Feng Lian, and the Hou Gongzi was named Hou Dian. These three people were all descendants of the Qimen Dunjia Sect that relied on the Daguan Pavilion.

The four of them have a good relationship and a close relationship. Relying on the power of the sect, it is impossible to do everything evil. However, in this area, it is also a combination of rude and unreasonable. In secret, people call for "the throat is sealed when blood is seen, and the four evil ways of Lishan are evil." People dare not say it clearly in front of others, and they are mostly named after the four sons of Dangyang.

Jian Jie is a little older after all. This Qimen Dunjia Conference was convened by his Daguan Pavilion. He didn't want to make a name for bullying outsiders on the first day, so he stopped Xue Tao who jumped over and shouted, and said to Shan Tianchong and others:

"Everyone, this conference aims to promote the exchange of Qimen Dunjia Taoism. Since everyone has different opinions, it is better to find a place to keep the door open and discuss it, which is a good thing."

After Shan Tianchong solicited the opinions of Hua Lanting and Lin Xianjing, he agreed to Jian Jie's proposal. Everyone followed Jian Jie and the other four into a martial arts performance venue in the venue.

When the door was closed, the onlookers were muttering, guessing that they were going to close the door and beat the dog. According to the previous four evil styles of Lishan, it is hard to say whether these dozen people can come out healthy.

But this time they were wrong. Hou Dian and Xue Tao thought this way. Jian Jie was just beaten by his elders not long ago, so he was restrained during the conference and put the overall situation first. Don’t offend guests without any trouble.

Both sides sat down, Jian Jie first comforted and suppressed Hou Dian and the other three, ordered people to have tea, communicated their names, and then said to Shan Tianchong and others: "Friends of Taoism are guests from afar. This brother Shan Dao seems to have a lot of knowledge about Qimen Dunjia. I believe you are experts. It is better to meet by chance than to invite him. It should be a collision to improve and promote together."

Hua Lanting said on behalf of everyone: "The guest is at your own will. Since Brother Jian is the landlord, we all follow the emperor's will. I wonder how to collide?"

Jian Jie said: "First rituals and then troops, attack the military guards in literature, let's talk about your leisure time first and listen to your high arguments. If no one says he is dissatisfied with anyone, then let's use a few more tricks. Combining theory with practice, victory or defeat is a small matter. Isn't it wonderful to enhance communication?"

Seeing that Hua Lanting did not object, Jian Jie said again: "But just now, fellow Taoist Shan said that we are liars, which is a bit too much. It's not that Hou Dian and the other two could not suppress their anger. Please explain it first."

Seeing Dan Tianchong, he was about to start refuting. Hua Lanting and Lin Xian stopped him. Although Jian Jie's words were hidden in the cotton, there was no need to choke them on the front.

Hua Lanting beat him up to the sky, using Tai Chi pushing hands to relieve his strength, avoiding the heavy weight, and talking about the left and right, he was one of the special skills of creating the Four Sons.

Hua Lanting first said, "The four people don't know that in our Shuxuan Xianzhou, the word "liar" has developed into a neutral word, which is almost the same as the specialists in a certain field."

"There is a saying that scholars in ancient times must have a teacher. A teacher is to preach, learn, and solve doubts. To put it in the case, a liar is probably equal to a scholar who is capable."

Jian Jie almost squirted out a sip of tea, and opened his eyes wide and said, "Brother, I am a little student, don't lie to me. If you don't explain clearly today, the liar is equivalent to a specialist. Don't blame me for turning against others."

Hua Lanting said: "In our secular world, there were people who once reported to the government that there were too many scammers and asked the government for help. So the master organized a competition between scammers and scholars to allow everyone to learn to distinguish between scammers and scholars."

"The topic of the first game is the origin of heaven and earth, and the scammers form a team against our Taoist sect power."

"The liars talked about Pangu's creation of the world, Nuwa made people with clay, and Taoist real people said that one birth, two births three births, and three births all things."

"It turned out that the young and mistressed children could not distinguish between liars and real people. They were even more fascinated by myths. Only scholars knew that ancient legends were mostly lying to children."

Lin Xianjing continued: "The second scene is about the origin of life. The liar talks about reincarnation and immortality of the soul. The invited scholars are trying their best to prove that we humans evolved from apes in caves."

"It turned out that scholars were more inclined to believe in the story of the Six Paths of Reincarnation, and they asked the liar how they could see what their previous life was. Only the juren cared about the evidence that the monkey became a human being."

Yi Liunian followed up and said: "The third scene consisted of scammers and Taoists discussing health and longevity. It turned out that the people, including juren, could not resist the fraud of scammers, and they could easily believe that mung beans and wolfberry can cure all diseases. Only the tribute students were unmoved and developed a strong interest in Taoist alchemy and qi refining techniques."

Zhuge Yun said: "The next game is about personality and temperament. As a result, the tribute students cannot distinguish between liars and great scholars, especially young people and women. They are soon confused by the theory of astrological bone touching. Anyway, when the liars open their mouths, they can make sense. Only the Jinshi agree with the great scholars' proposal to cultivate themselves, manage their families, govern the country and pacify the world, and cultivate a great spirit."

Hua Lanting continued: "In the last game, the officials and the men took the field to play against the liars, and the result was quite funny."

"At the beginning, the little scammers were defeated because they were just amateur scammers, but the big men were professional scammers. It was easy for the audience to believe that the scammers were scammers."

"But later, after the invited big liar came on the stage, the situation suddenly changed. The big liar talked freely, gave examples of facts, accusing the officials of being liars without fear, and successfully convinced everyone below."

"There is no other reason. This big liar has successfully changed his style several times. He has been an official and has become a great scholar after retiring."

Speaking of this, Hua Lanting concluded: "You see, the situation is very complicated. Although some fields are easy to distinguish between liars and scholars, some fields are extremely difficult to distinguish, and the more important fields are, the more difficult it is to distinguish."

"What's even more terrible is that in order to make fakes real, scammers have become scholars in the main field by diligently learning professional skills. However, many scholars cannot withstand all kinds of temptations and turn to fraud."

"In summary, it is impossible to effectively distinguish who is a liar and who is a scholar. Therefore, scammers and professional scholars can basically be used interchangeably by falsehood."

Jian Jie and the other four people on the opposite side were stunned and stunned when they faced this strange and strange talk.

Xue Tao, with yellow hair, sighed in confusion: "God's logic! But why do I just don't believe it?"

Hua Lanting replied with a confident look on his face: "Everyone lies with me, I lie to everyone, everyone is a liar, this world is so realistic. Let's take the time to show them the past years."

"Okay", Yi Liunian rushed over, "Girl, listen to me."

"Old father and mother will say: Child, I'll keep the New Year's money for you."

"The old man in the private school will say: Boy, tell me the truth, I will definitely not tell your mother."

"The head of the sect will say: Hello everyone, I will take up your time for a while and say a few simple words."

"The academic master will say: Madan, I didn't do well in the exam this time."

"The master will say: When you pass this level, you can relax as much as you want, no one cares about you."

"The lady will say: Come on, come on, it's all right away."

"The guy will say: Brother, I really didn't make money from you. I sold it at the purchase price."

"My friend will say: It's good if people come. Look at you, what other gifts will you bring. Let's go slowly, I'll treat you to a meal another day."

After Yi Liunian retired, Hua Lanting said seriously: "Miss Xue, in fact, you women are the biggest liars. What women want to express are usually the opposite of what they say to her. Of course you will not admit it, but this also fully shows that liars are not a derogatory term."

"Come on, brothers, come to the court to prove your confession."

Lin Xianjing: "Oh, whatever you want. The interpretation means - why don't you listen to me! Why?"

Yi Liunian: "I'm sleepy and I'm going to sleep. The actual meaning is - if you dare to say goodbye, I'll blow it up to you."

Zhuge Yun: "Okay, I won't bother you anymore. The words in my heart are - let go of your hands, come over to coax me, and coax me until I'm happy!"

Hua Lanting: "That's really good. Go and play. Remember to have fun. Actually, you grit your teeth and shout - why don't you die!"

Lin Xianjing: "I never want to see you again. The translation's original intention is--now, come and hug me immediately."

Yi Liunian: "You go find her! The subtext is - if you dare to go, you can try it if you have the affinity. My sister will let you try it and die!"

Zhuge Yun: "It's okay, I'm fine, I'm fine. This sentence can be understood as - I have something to do! I have something to do! I have something to do! Say important things three times!"

Jian Jie, Xue Tao, Feng Lian, and Hou Dian were almost stunned when they heard this.

Is this the legendary nonsense?
Chapter completed!