Chapter 342 Is This Hun Dan Going to Kill Three People?
Seeing his wife's nervous look, someone smiled unscrupulously.
Fortunately, Luo Tianyi didn't know at this moment, otherwise there might be another row of small tooth marks on Ye Xuan's shoulders, and maybe other places too.
However, the ghost story obviously did not end there. Sensen's voice continued, "When he stood firm, he found that they were standing on a desolate hillside. He breathed a sigh of relief and quickly thanked the woman. The woman revealed her
He showed ferocious fangs and gave a sinister smile: ""Now, no one is trying to rob me...""
At the sound of the sound, Luo Tianyi seemed to feel a cold wind blowing, and shivered all over. This guy was going to die.
"Huh~"
Until Ye Xuan finished telling the ghost story, it was obvious that Luo Tianyi had been tricked to death by someone.
No one knows how lifelike the sound effects are when the sound is present. Only Luo Tianyi enjoys this effect. I don't know whether it is a blessing or a misfortune.
"Let's do this, buy two and get one free, and my husband will give you another ghost story."
"In the past few days, an old man came to the village. The old man looked very haggard and frustrated, but maybe because no one knew him, no one paid special attention to him. As a result, in the evening, the old man was found in the village.
Hanged in the woods!”
"And the hanging place is right behind Xiaojing's house, and you can even see the old man clearly through the bathroom window..."
Just like this, the midnight bell, the weird things in the kitchen, the secrets in the morgue...
etc.
All the ghost stories were told by an unscrupulous person, which was really heartbreaking and outrageous. As for the stunning beauty curled up in his arms, I don’t know how many times I had the urge to bite Ye Xuan to death.
hateful!
This bastard treats himself like this. Doesn't his conscience hurt at all? How could he be like this?
If it were possible, she would really be unable to control herself and strangle the guy she was holding to death!
Moreover, this impulse is stronger than ever!!
"How about it?"
Looking at his nervous wife, Ye Xuan smiled evilly and joked, "Your man is pretty good at telling ghost stories."
Luo Tianyi, "......"
"Hmph~"
Not surprisingly, Luo Tianyi snorted, obviously expressing his dissatisfaction in this way, good?
This Hun Dan, is he trying to scare himself to death? In this way, he can achieve his goal of monopolizing the three little guys, Luo Tianyi thought.
"Haha, your man is happy today."
"Let me tell you a few jokes."
Seeing his "angry" daughter-in-law, Ye Xuan didn't pay too much attention to it. He thought of the series of jokes about youth in trouble, and then said, "It is said that there was a young man who encountered doubts in the world and came to the temple to seek the Zen Master.
To clear up my confusion, I asked the Zen Master, "Zen Master, I am already dark, but I get even darker in the summer. People make fun of me. What should I do?" The Zen Master said nothing, and opened the door leisurely to let the sunlight shine through.
Come in "I understand, Zen Master, you are asking me to open my heart and not care about other people's opinions, right?"
"The Zen master heard this and looked at the young man quietly, "No, I just want to see clearly, where are you talking to me?"
"Pfft~"
Hearing the sudden twist of the story, Luo Tianyi laughed out loud without any preparation. I just want to see clearly, where are you talking to me?
To be honest, it wasn't that Luo Tianyi wanted to laugh, but that he really couldn't hold it back.
Who would have thought that the story would develop like this. The young man was already being teased for being a black man, but the Zen master just came out with a wave of magic finishing blows.
But then, the smile on her pretty face faded, and she returned to her angry look. She snorted, and her posture seemed to be saying that the story was not funny at all.
Ye Xuan was not surprised at all by this and continued the story, "Back in the world, the young man soon encountered another problem. He once again approached Zen Master Dedao and asked, 'I have never been able to catch up with the girl I like.
,What should I do?'"
"The Zen master opened his eyes and pointed at the snail that was struggling to crawl on the tree pole next to him. The young man suddenly realized: "Zen master, are you saying that as long as you persevere like this snail, you will always succeed?"
"Hearing what the young man said, the Zen master picked up the wooden fish next to him and smashed it hard, 'Hold on, sister, you have to get a decent house like her first!'"
"you......."
After the previous experience, Luo Tianyi tried hard not to laugh out loud, her little face turned red because of it. This was her last dignity and could never be lost.
And Ye Xuan looked at a certain girl who was restrained, and the corners of his mouth curved, restraint? Does it work?
Seeing this, Ye Xuan did not hesitate to strike while the iron was hot and told another funny story, "Then, about half a month later, the young man was once again troubled by the trivial matters in life, and he also found Zen Master Dedao, "Why did I exhaust all my energy?
They tried all kinds of tricks, but the wealthy people just refused to be friends with me?"
"The Zen master sat upright for a long time, took out a piece of soap from behind and threw it to the ground. The young man had an epiphany: "It turns out that the Zen master made me understand that I will miss a lot of things in life. Friendships that are not true are not worth mentioning at all, and those that cannot be saved will eventually be lost.
will be lost!”
"The Zen Master looked at the young man who had come here many times and sighed, "No, I will let you pick up soap in front of the wealthy people when you take a bath!"
Luo Tianyi, "!!!"
Picking up soap from a rich man??
The super graphic scene really broke Luo Tianyi's three views. This moment was like the last straw that broke her persistence. With a burst of laughter, her success was finally broken.
Then, he rolled his eyes at someone fiercely. This bastard did it on purpose. He definitely did it on purpose. Hum, is it so difficult to apologize to yourself? Really.
“Nothing is right~~”
Luo Tianyi rolled her eyes at someone. At this moment, the resentment of the scary ghost story also dissipated. She really hated and loved this guy. It was a pity that she would never be able to escape from this guy in her life.
The palm of my hand.
"What do you mean by not being upright? Come on, my husband will give you another one."
"By the way, this young man met again in the secular world..."
Before Ye Xuan could finish speaking, Luo Tianyi glared at Ye Xuan and said, "Hey, who wants to listen to your story? Humph, hurry up and hold me, I want to sleep."
After hugging the man beside him, Luo Tianyi fell asleep for a while, while Ye Xuan browsed the system mall, and soon he was attracted by a system mall item.
“100% stake in Dousha Live Broadcast Platform?”
Seeing the exchange value of 30 billion, Ye Xuan was happy. You must know that the market value of Dousha Live is in the hundreds of billions. As the largest live broadcast platform in China, this is no joke.
30 billion can be exchanged for a shark fighting live broadcast worth hundreds of billions. There is no doubt that this is a bloody profit!
After all, Shark Fighting here occupies more than 80% of the domestic live broadcast market, with daily turnover of hundreds of millions!!
Chapter completed!