Chapter 135 If nothing else happens...

"Uh, my friend, may I ask you...what's wrong?"

The village chief looked at Tong Qiu in front of him with strange eyes. The latter rubbed his right eye which was livid after being punched, and showed a smile, "It's nothing, a young man rushed out on the road just now, shouting something, 'This is

For our village and friendship!!' and other words, he punched me...on the eye, and it disappeared in the blink of an eye, and I didn't pay much attention."

After hearing Tong Qiu's words, the villagers started talking again, wanting to know whose child this young man was.

Tong Qiu didn't mind these things. He just urged the village chief and the chef: "It's okay. You're welcome. This is a special delicacy I brought. Please try it. I personally think it tastes good."

The chef's face was ashen. He looked at the leaves used to hold food in front of him and the things placed on the leaves. He wondered if he had seen it wrong, so he closed his eyes and opened them again.

That thing still hasn't changed.

"This..." the chef pointed to the thing on the leaf, "Friend, if I read correctly... this should be the excrement of some wild animals on the island, right?"

There are two or three round excrements placed on the green leaves, each about the size of a fist. Moreover, these round excrements are like works of art, not like creations of nature at all.

Tong Qiu patted the chef's shoulder approvingly, "The chef is indeed a chef. He can see through the essence of the matter at a glance. Yes, this specialty delicacy is called sheep shit egg over there (don't be fooled,

Sheep excrement eggs are a kind of plant. Even though their appearance is not very appetizing, as long as you eat them, the taste is first-class."

"Drink it quickly," the village chief said to Tong Qiu, "the broth is getting cold."

The chef cast his desperate eyes at the village chief next to him. The latter looked at the chef like a warrior and cast his own gaze.

"No... no matter how you look at it, this is shit?" The chef's expression was tangled, and his facial features were almost twisted together. "You can't cover up the fact by sprinkling a little sesame seeds on it. No matter how you look at it, this is shit.

"

Damn it! If you close your eyes and eat chocolate, it will be over!

Thinking of this, the chef grabbed three or four sheep shit eggs in his hand and stuffed them into his mouth without hesitation.

The village chief had a smile on his face, "Although you are a woman, your performance is very heroic, and your mental state is completely different from just now."

The chef almost fainted, "How could I smell it? This is clearly shit, you are clearly disgusting me!"

Xiaobai stood up without saying anything. Tongqiu glanced at her. At this time, Xiaobai's aura had changed a lot. Wangcai should be controlling her body.

The villagers were shocked by how quickly Tong Qiu's attitude and mood changed. Others would turn their backs faster than turning the page in a book, but in front of Tong Qiu, it took him enough time to turn a page of the book several times.

Chew, chew, chew.

Tong Qiu crossed his arms and looked unhappy, "How is that possible? If you don't believe me, just smell it, it must be fragrant and doesn't smell like shit!"

Even the village chief was a little suspicious, was this guy schizophrenic? His attitude changed too much before and after.

grass!

After emptying his stomach, Tong Qiu looked at the chef's back. At this time, his back was extremely tall. He had done something that most people in the world could not do. He was a pioneer.

"Don't," Tong Qiu's smile was a little forced. It seemed that the smell just now had a big impact on him. Xiaobai on the side used his sleeve to wipe away the saliva from the corner of his mouth thoughtfully, but he still had to pinch it.

He pinched his nose and said, "My stomach is already churning. Do you still want me to eat something in my stomach? I'm afraid I'll puke all over your face."

The village chief rubbed his temples, why did Tong Qiu turn a good banquet into such a mess?

The village chief shrugged, "Then invite your companion next to you to drink. After all, we have all eaten your specialties and delicacies, so you should be happy too."

"Don't believe it? Don't believe me!" Tong Qiu pushed the chef away, came to the sheep shit egg, put his nose a little closer, and took a deep breath.

Bang!

Tongqiu hit Wangcai on the head with his fist. The latter rolled his eyes and decisively handed control of his body back to Xiaobai.

This is shit! Tongqiu lied to me!

I actually ate shit!

Worthy of respect!

As soon as Xiaobai gained control of his body, he felt a burst of pain from Tian Ling Gai. He quickly squatted down with his head in his hands, almost crying.

Looking at the three or four sheep shit eggs in front of him, the chef swallowed his saliva.

With that said, he picked up the two bowls of broth, put them to his mouth one by one, and drank heavily!

"Drink, why don't you drink?" Wangcai raised his eyes slightly. He was less than 1.65 meters tall but showed an aura of two meters tall. He was obviously looking up at the village chief in front of him, but in terms of aura,

But he seemed to be glaring at the other party, "It's just broth, what's the problem?"

Wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Tongqiu raised his head with a painful expression and laughed dryly, "Don't worry about it. I drank some emetics yesterday and it's working now. Don't worry about it... just eat it."

vomit--"

"I'm sorry, my crew members are a bit undisciplined," Tong Qiu's words were full of apology. He walked up to the village chief, put his hands on others' shoulders, with tears in his eyes, and his acting skills surpassed those of young freshmen, "For this

I'm sorry for what happened, so I'm going to use our specialties and delicacies to express my apology to you."

Yes, I have to eat even if I don’t want to eat today.

I can't help it!

Covering her head, the pitiful Xiao Bai crawled out from under the table. She turned her head and looked at Tong Qiu's face.

Feeling that the sheep shit eggs in his mouth changed from a specific shape to a clay-like sticky substance, mixed with his own saliva and began to turn into a colloid-like form like a quagmire, the chef forced himself not to think about those specific things.

words.

"Aren't you angry? If you weren't angry, you should have told me earlier!" Hearing this, Tong Qiu curled his lips and returned to his position, sitting on the chair with a carefree attitude, as if what happened just now had never happened at all, "Then then

Let’s continue the party! Let’s play music and let’s dance!”

Boom!

Putting the two wooden bowls on the table, Wangcai wiped the corners of his mouth with an extremely arrogant expression. As a demon, he didn't pay attention to these humans at all. "It tastes good."

Wangcai held his head high and said, "Diaomao, what does it matter to you?"

Village Chief: "There's no need to repay kindness with evil. You'd better rest first. I'm not angry at all."

The chef's eyes widened and he began to run away from the crowd, vomiting crazily at the foot of a tree.

Then, his eyes lit up, "It smells so good! Ugh—"

but……

"You vomited yourself, it smells so good!"

Then I shuddered.

Tong Qiu's eyes always stayed in front of the village chief who was not far from him, staring at him as if he was targeting prey.

A slight chill enveloped her body.

If nothing happens to this group of people, something will happen.
Chapter completed!