Chapter 219 Give me freedom or give me death!
Chapter 219 Give me freedom or die!
"Next one." The interviewer responsible for reviewing potential believers is sitting in a dark room. She is wearing the same black cloak, covering her body and face, almost blending into the darkness.
There are two doors behind her, providing exits for believers who passed the interview and believers who failed the interview.
The group of preparatory believers in front can be said to be very ordinary. So ordinary that the interviewer has almost lost interest in the preparatory believers in the back. He can only say that today is another day of fishing for work. The next preparatory believer can just ask a few questions.
Just send him away.
There is a male interviewer sitting next to this interviewer who is taking a nap. However, this one has a higher official position than her. The right to pass the normal interview is in the hands of this man. She is only responsible for asking questions.
squeak--
The door opened, and Tong Qiu, wearing a black cloak, walked in. The fragrance from the cloak lingered in the entire narrow, dark, and depressing room.
Watching Tong Qiu's entire process from opening the door, entering the room, closing the door to sitting down, the female interviewer subconsciously asked, "You seem... a little nervous?"
Tong Qiu defended: "Oh, it's a bit. The last time I stayed in this kind of environment with two men and one woman, I was still hiding in the closet. Being able to face each other without being chased or scolded like this is indeed the first
Second-rate."
The female interviewer didn't understand what Tong Qiu was saying for a moment.
The latter then realized that what he said just now was definitely not something that a normal person could say at this time. He was clearly trying to pretend to be a normal person, so how could he open his mouth and keep saying such jokes?
The first question the female interviewer asked was, "Why do you want to join us?"
Tong Qiu had an answer to this question early on, "I want to be an abnormal person."
The female interviewer's mouth was a little stiff, and she added, "What if you die, will your browsing history be exposed?"
Snap!
With a slap on the energy amethyst, Tong Qiu used the long-lost Furniture Resurrection Palm, but unfortunately it had no effect.
"Because of this, I secretly vowed to become a more abnormal person than everyone else, and then take the opportunity to take revenge on them!"
"What does it mean to want to be an abnormal person?"
The female interviewer really didn't expect Tong Qiu to say this at this time, and her whole brain stopped for about a second.
Putting his right hand on his chest, Tongqiu had tears in his eyes, "On the ship, I often felt out of place with my companions because I was a normal person, and they often bullied me because I was not a normal person. They relied on
Since I am not mentally healthy, they gang up to bully me, a normal person.
"Keep asking, don't worry about this." The male interviewer who was taking a nap on the side said this with his eyes closed before the female interviewer came back to her senses.
As she said that, the female interviewer pushed something that looked like an energy amethyst in front of Tong Qiu, "Just put your hand on it. Under normal circumstances, it will start to glow. We will decide based on the color."
Determine whether you are suitable for our sect."
"Oh," Tong Qiu naturally placed his palm on the energy amethyst, "By the way, what are the colors?"
The female interviewer took out the form and was ready to start registering the degree of compatibility. "You don't need to worry about this. In short, as long as the bright color reaches blue, you are considered qualified."
"Is it broken?" Tongqiu raised his hand again, "Can I fix it for you?"
The female interviewer was stunned, "Can you fix it? How to fix it?"
"Why?"
But after more than ten seconds, the energy amethyst did not respond at all, let alone light up, and it did not even fart.
"Aren't you not free, or rather dead?"
The female interviewer glanced at the male interviewer who was still taking a nap next to her, and didn't say anything. She just started to describe the whole process, "First of all, we will check your compatibility as a preparatory believer. The gods we believe in in Leshan Religion advocate happiness.
So we'll do some testing to see how well you fit."
He didn't have time to wait for this woman to use her pregnancy to prove whether she was a human being. What Tong Qiu needed was to join the cult immediately and become a mole immediately!
Tongqiu swallowed and his eyes became sharp.
Tong Qiu regretted saying this, not because a sudden dirty joke might cause the female interviewer to reject his application for teaching, nor because a normal person should not say such words at this time.
In order to imitate a normal person, Tongqiu chose to keep his mouth shut, so as not to fall into the dilemma of saying too much and making mistakes.
Tong Qiu banged his fist on the table and put on an expression of calmly facing the reality, "Give me freedom! Give me death!"
The female interviewer listened to Tong Qiu's words, nodded silently, and then continued to ask the second question, "The next is a multiple-choice question. At this time, there is a train that is traveling at high speed but cannot be stopped. There is a train in front of the train.
A bifurcated track, with you and your 'study materials' on both sides, and the handle to change the train route is at your hand, what would you choose?"
"Okay, okay." The female interviewer nodded and started to ask, "Okay, let's move on to the next step. The next few questions and answers will prove whether you are suitable for our Leshan religion and will be judged based on your answers.
Please answer carefully regarding your level in the sect."
The energy amethyst still didn't respond at all, as if it was completely dead.
But... if we use this method to verify whether he is a human, it will take too long!
"It's strange." The female interviewer felt a little strange. "It was fine just now, but why are you having problems now? Are you human?"
Damn it! It’s so hard to pretend to be normal!
Tong Qiu laughed twice and said, "Nothing, please forget what I just said."
"Then please crush my study materials. It will turn into dust and disappear in my short life. I will remember it forever, forever."
The female interviewer frowned, "Huh? Why didn't you respond?"
"It's simple. If you see if we are reproductively isolated, won't you know if I am a human being?"
Tong Qiu's next words rolled out of his mouth almost without thinking, "Crush me to death!"
Tong Qiu leaned on the back of the chair, folded his hands on his chest, and showed a mocking smile of "You know nothing" at the corner of his mouth, "Don't be afraid of being shattered into pieces, you must keep your innocence in the world!"
This string of words flowed out of Tong Qiu's mouth, and he realized again that perhaps this was not what a normal person should say, and quickly corrected him: "My friend used to be like this with me.
Said."
The female interviewer also laughed dryly and silently wrote a line on the form.
"I like making friends out of nothing."
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