Chapter 302 Do you misunderstand your age?
Chapter 302 Do you have any misunderstandings about your age?
When Tong Qiu woke up from the shock of helping her joke, the girl in front of her was gone.
If the ball she slapped at was left in front of Tong Qiu, everything that had just happened was like an illusion.
"How come this kid is lost?" Tong Qiu picked up the ball and shook his head helplessly, "If you see her later, I will give it back to her."
Judging from the rules and rules just now, what I have to do is to count the corpses and put the corpses back to their place. This job is too simple and is not difficult for Tong Qiu at all.
When I walked into the first morgue next to me, the air conditioner swept over from all directions. If ordinary people were in such low temperature environments, they probably wouldn't last long.
The interior decoration of the morgue is very simple, with two metal beds and a full morgue cabinet. All Tong Qiu has to do is to open each morgue cabinet, check the file, and then put it back.
A small cart responsible for carrying the bodies was placed in the middle of the metal bed. Tong Qiu placed the files on a bed, then pushed the cart to the first mortal cabinet and opened the mortal cabinet.
Without using a corpse bag to pack the body, a corpse covered with sutures was presented to Tong Qiu, exposed to the air.
The body was mounted in a small cart and placed it on the iron bed. Tong Qiu pulled out the first file and began to compare it.
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, look at the wound on your body. I was caught on the spot because of my cheating. I was killed in the middle of the night, and even became pieces. It seems that it took a lot of effort to sew you together."
Although the rules were clearly set, Tong Qiu was not allowed to talk to the corpse, but now he still started to talk nonsense as if he was talking, like "Dad was young, but he played Persona 5" and achieved nothing.
Guide ten ruthless people who jumped, you are not good at two-threading like a young man?" "You said you were all together, why didn't you think about changing the key position? This will make you look more attractive
Masculinity and other words are just like opening your mouth.
Fortunately, the body is already cold now, otherwise it would be necessary to sit up and slap Tongqiu with a big mouth.
After confirming the first corpse, Tong Qiu kept muttering until the first corpse was stuffed into the morgue.
"So, not all corpses will trigger the rules?" Tong Qiu said in his heart, "I have been talking about the first corpse for so long, and I almost told me about my elementary school scammers' physical education teacher going to the women's bathroom.
It came out, and this guy didn't respond at all."
The second corpse was taken out. It was the corpse of a woman. She still had no corpse bags and just lay straight in the mortal cabinet.
Move it to the metal bed with a cart, and Tong Qiu starts to look back and retrieve the files.
"Let me see where you pinch your file? Oh! Here, let the mouse see if you have grown up?"
He turned around as he said, but there was some change in his sight.
The corpse he had moved to the metal bed just now.
It sat up.
"What? I'm sitting up in a dying state? Are you going to cheat the zombie?" After knocking on the metal bed, Tong Qiu said, "Lying down consciously, I can still be considered passive. If you are disobedient... But
Don't blame me for touching my hands."
The corpse did not react much. Tong Qiu understood the other party's meaning and pressed it down.
The stiff corpse made a crackling sound. After pressing the corpse completely on the metal bed, Tong Qiu picked up the file and started to murmur again, "Your name is... Xiao Cui? It's so miserable. Marry a gangster.
It's a pity that he would commit suicide for chastity.
"It's a pity that you haven't met someone as kind as me. If you met me, maybe after being influenced by my personal charm, the ending might be different, right?"
A hook was put on the file to signal that the body was inspected and Tong Qiu put down the file and prepared to stuff it back into the morgue.
However, Tong Qiu suddenly discovered that the body had opened its eyes at some point.
Its eyes were fixed on itself, which was a very horrifying scene in any film and television work, but Tong Qiu sighed quietly, stretched out his hand to close its eyes, "I didn't expect my personality charm
It is so great that even if you die, you have to open your eyes and witness it. My merits over the years have not been in vain. You can go with confidence."
He had clearly reached out and closed the eyes of the corpse, but the eyes of the corpse were still wide open and remained on Tong Qiu's body.
"Be more aware of yourself," Tong Qiu cleared his throat, "I can ignore you for zombies, but if I don't care about you, I still care about the zombies behind you? I have helped you, do you have to help them?
If I don’t want to be difficult for me, I will close my eyes and behave like a corpse. I won’t make things difficult for you.”
He turned around to get the cart, but when he turned around and came back, the corpse had already made a forward move on the metal bed, as if as long as Tong Qiu was slowing down, it would have bitten on his neck.
The same.
Bang-
Tong Qiu decisively praised it with a big bag, and slapped the body so that it rolled down the metal bed. He rolled several times on the ground before he could barely stop.
The corpse was confused. This guy was really not afraid of ghosts. Anyone who had been scared to be a grandson now. It would be good not to wet his pants. Why did this person slap himself if he could come up?
"Come up," Tong Qiu pointed to the trolley, "Move it yourself!"
No matter how these two sentences are combined, they sound like something is right in any context. However, at this time, Xiao Cui could only get up from the ground obediently and climb onto the trolley with her stiff body.
"Did I ask you to raise your head?" Tong Qiu slapped it on the forehead, "Low your head down! If it is a corpse, give me a corpse. Don't cheat me all day long!"
Xiao Cui lowered her head aggrievedly. She was obviously a dead female ghost and a ferocious resentful soul. Why did she get scolded to be like this bird when she came to Tong Qiu?
Pushing the trolley, Tong Qiu pushed Xiao Cui into the morgue, and gave a warning a second before closing the morgue, "Stay in there, don't do anything for me."
The moth comes out. If I find out that you dare to escape privately, be careful that I will deal with you the things that you evil ghosts are most afraid of!”
Xiao Cui blinked, "Yes, what's it?"
"Boy pee!"
You... are you a boy?
Do you have any misunderstandings about your age?
Chapter completed!